THE DIRTY ARMY:Â Nik, honestly this girls facial expression never changes. Plus she is skinner then a toothpick. Ali also loves to spend her free time commenting on her other DIRTY friends pictures.
She must have got her lips shot up with a gallon of collagen and then stretched with a pair of pliers.  Maybe she is a true Duckbill Platypus.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jessica she used to work at Hooters in the Miami area and also a car show model for Miami car shows, she met Nick Hogan before he went to jail and then moved back to Tampa. Well Nick Hogan was all up on that before prison.
At least we know Nick Hogan believes in Aliens.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s a little of everything of miss dirty “Kalli” I actually know Kalli in “real life” & she is a very pretty girl on the inside & out. She probably isn’t writing you back because you’re a creep & she has a boyfriend! Don’t post a girl on a website because she won’t write you back. Live in the REAL WORLD!
I never asked her to write me… all she has is eyes other than that she is truly overrated.  But I guess for Seattle this is as close as they can get to a hot chick.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dirty army if you head to Miami for spring break and there is a bikini contest best belive Charity H*dges will be in it and most likely winning, she is well know in south beach and car shows for tiny biknis she might as well be naked.
She need to find a bikini that shows more skin. Â This one sucks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney another Ho Ho dancer from OC, is it me or does she have the face of a baby monkey? She really let S**T get to her head and she thinks she is a model just because her +2’s.
She is not a model… models don’t have shark fin noses.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley from Vegas but she is orginally Jersey trash. This thing can be seen at all the pool parties in the summer and is overly tan with bad +2’s kinda shimmy looking, would you agree?
Total SHIMSTER (She+Him+Mister with a side of Hamster= Shimster). Â Those are not +2’s… sadly they are the real thing baby.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow roids make these women have gregs so I wonder whose is the biggest?
I told everyone, no more Halloween pictures.- nik



The Dirty Army:Â Nik this cat goes by “ben baller” and he mobs round LA like his sh*t dont stank. he got a jewelry biz n hez makin bank but that dont mean he cant git jacked. He should probably quit flossin round town with all that bling btw he claims to know your sis nicole lol.
If Benny Faller is cool with my sister than his scent is neutral with me.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: I hereby nominate Bill Mahr as president of the trouts club of america, Nik Yay or Nay.
Bill Mahr is officially nominated for Trout of the Year. Â I decided.- nik
**Is that a joint in your hand Mr. Mahr?

Brock’s Chick- What Could Have Been


THE DIRTY ARMY: If Brock’s Chick chose to stay a hot girl instead of a soccer mom, this could have been her future.
She could have looked like Jenna Jameson and hooked up with a Senior Trout? Â Don’t know if that is too much better than having an Alien family… Â BC is in a Lose Lose situation.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik correct me if I am wrong but was Kato Kalin from OJ Trail fame possibly the first major douche bag of the early 90’s and also how the hell after all this time is he still somewhat famous for being a douche.
Looks like Kato is still a huge Rod Stewart fan. Â I still think he stuck it in Nicole a couple times before she died. Â His Greg touched her guts too. Â I decided.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: He got mad at RichieRexic, took his sunglasses off, jumped on her table, poured out her champagne, and had to be removed by security. Then snuck his way back in crawling through booths. Last saturday night was a disaster mess of stl dirty celebs nik.
Can someone tell Tatouche he is not from Los Angeles. Â Who wears a baseball cap with a full suit? Â At least he still rocks the two watches on both wrists.- nik

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Mick Jagger Lips
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Nick Hogan Did
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Miss Kalli The Seattle Brock's Chick Rip-off
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Queen Of Bikini Contests
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Courtney The OC Ho Ho DANCER
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Possible Shim Ashley From Vegas
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Manimal Transplant With Gregs
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Ben Baller And Nik's Sister
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Fishin For Trout
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Bulls Eye
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Captain Douche
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Wild Wild Northeast
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Seattle's Version Of Brocks Chick Is A Fake!
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You Missed A Spot
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The Lindsey Marie of Nebraska
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Two Dogs
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Nik - Meet Gretta
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Seen Them Before
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Ms. Twinkle
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Bill Mahr And The Trout Club Of America
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Jersey Princesses
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Think Pink
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Chicago Cops
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Super Crusty
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Locker Number 5
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Jessica Burciaga's Friends
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Jersey Tough Guys
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Sacramento HO HO Dancers SGM
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Texas Party Girl!
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Yummy
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Low Self Esteem
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Smelly Girl
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Scottsdale Bartender PREGO!!
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40 Year Old Promoter
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Nick Wants To Leave Clearwater
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Can I Get An Apple Martini? Shaken Not Stirred
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Stale Mates
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Crimson Chin
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Like A Fish Out Of Water
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For Your Lunchtime Enjoyment...
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New Dirty BFF's
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Only In Upstate New York...
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Looks Like She Had Too Much To Drink
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Hannah Hilton's Boyfriend Gets Life For A Rape
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Ben Baller And Nik's Sister
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Reggie Bush Please Pick One- Kim Or Jo?
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Horse On The Run Way
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Yummy
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I Am NOT Sam Lohan!
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Leper, The Douche And The Blue Cup
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This Is Me Signing Off For 2008
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Not Hot At All
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From Iceland?
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Beyond The Barn Door
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Starting 2009 With DRAMA!
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But We Made Eye Contact
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Low Self Esteem
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Smelly Girl
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Sac-Town Go Go Crew
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Anorexic Skeletors
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Scottsdale Bartender PREGO!!
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40 Year Old Promoter
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EXCLUSIVE: Charles Barkley Mug Shot **Update** Police Report Notes- Blow Job
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InCase You Didn't Know...
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Cheyenne Causing Chubble
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944 Magazine **Update**
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**Update** FREDDY FAGS & LEPER TOGETHER AGAIN?
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Is Hooman Karamian (nice name) the Real Nik Richie?
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Caption of the Day/Name This Craftsman From Miami
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NIK, THIS GIRL IS FINE
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WB Finest
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MOTHER GONE WILD!
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Greg Oden With My Ex-Girlfriend
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If You Build It He Will Come
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Mission Complete: **Update** Are You Crazy
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Jersey FROG
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40 Year Old SGM?
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Communication To A DIRTY ARMY Soldier Yesterday From Terrorist Camp
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Cotillion
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Dos Gringos (Scottsdale, AZ)- Updated DA Style
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Nasty Cop Lover
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**Updated Poll** OBAMA'S Wealth Redistribution Plan
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Caption of the Day
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eybrows
Air buscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquafags: underwater fags
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazzardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Fagadocious: super gay
Fagtastic: overly gay
Fagtician: professional fags
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanitory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retardard
Himstitute: tranny prostitue
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their wasteband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Patch Adams: balding
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank
Skankaholic: guy who likes skanky chicks or an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slug: Ugly slut
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Syncronized Sucking : what aqua fags do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranimal: self explanitory
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly












