01.07.09

Mick Jagger Lips

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, honestly this girls facial expression never changes. Plus she is skinner then a toothpick. Ali also loves to spend her free time commenting on her other DIRTY friends pictures.

She must have got her lips shot up with a gallon of collagen and then stretched with a pair of pliers.  Maybe she is a true Duckbill Platypus.- nik


Nik Richie

01.07.09

Nick Hogan Did

Posted in Miami, Tampa, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jessica she used to work at Hooters in the Miami area and also a car show model for Miami car shows, she met Nick Hogan before he went to jail and then moved back to Tampa. Well Nick Hogan was all up on that before prison.

At least we know Nick Hogan believes in Aliens.- nik


Nik Richie

01.07.09

Miss Kalli The Seattle Brock’s Chick Rip-off

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s a little of everything of miss dirty “Kalli” I actually know Kalli in “real life” & she is a very pretty girl on the inside & out. She probably isn’t writing you back because you’re a creep & she has a boyfriend! Don’t post a girl on a website because she won’t write you back. Live in the REAL WORLD!

I never asked her to write me… all she has is eyes other than that she is truly overrated.  But I guess for Seattle this is as close as they can get to a hot chick.- nik

 


Nik Richie

Late Night Digital Tv
01.06.09

Queen Of Bikini Contests

Posted in Miami, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dirty army if you head to Miami for spring break and there is a bikini contest best belive Charity H*dges will be in it and most likely winning, she is well know in south beach and car shows for tiny biknis she might as well be naked.

She need to find a bikini that shows more skin.  This one sucks.- nik


Nik Richie

01.06.09

Courtney The OC Ho Ho DANCER

Posted in Newport, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney another Ho Ho dancer from OC, is it me or does she have the face of a baby monkey? She really let S**T get to her head and she thinks she is a model just because her +2’s.

She is not a model… models don’t have shark fin noses.- nik


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01.06.09

Possible Shim Ashley From Vegas

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley from Vegas but she is orginally Jersey trash. This thing can be seen at all the pool parties in the summer and is overly tan with bad +2’s kinda shimmy looking, would you agree?

Total SHIMSTER (She+Him+Mister with a side of Hamster= Shimster).  Those are not +2’s… sadly they are the real thing baby.- nik


Nik Richie

01.06.09

Manimal Transplant With Gregs

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

ROID ALERT...Who has the biggest greg in this pic?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow roids make these women have gregs so I wonder whose is the biggest?

I told everyone, no more Halloween pictures.- nik


Nik Richie

01.06.09

Ben Baller And Nik’s Sister

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty

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The Dirty Army: Nik this cat goes by “ben baller” and he mobs round LA like his sh*t dont stank. he got a jewelry biz n hez makin bank but that dont mean he cant git jacked. He should probably quit flossin round town with all that bling btw he claims to know your sis nicole lol.

If Benny Faller is cool with my sister than his scent is neutral with me.- nik


Nik Richie

01.06.09

Bill Mahr And The Trout Club Of America

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I hereby nominate Bill Mahr as president of the trouts club of america, Nik Yay or Nay.

Bill Mahr is officially nominated for Trout of the Year.  I decided.- nik

**Is that a joint in your hand Mr. Mahr?


Nik Richie

 
01.06.09

Brock’s Chick- What Could Have Been

Brock's Chick- What Could Have Been

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THE DIRTY ARMY: If Brock’s Chick chose to stay a hot girl instead of a soccer mom, this could have been her future.

She could have looked like Jenna Jameson and hooked up with a Senior Trout?  Don’t know if that is too much better than having an Alien family…  BC is in a Lose Lose situation.- nik


Nik Richie

TheDirty.com - Fresh Dirt
01.06.09

The First Great Douche Of The 90’s

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty

The first great douche of the 90's

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik correct me if I am wrong but was Kato Kalin from OJ Trail fame possibly the first major douche bag of the early 90’s and also how the hell after all this time is he still somewhat famous for being a douche.

Looks like Kato is still a huge Rod Stewart fan.  I still think he stuck it in Nicole a couple times before she died.  His Greg touched her guts too.  I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

TheDirty.com - Fresh Dirt
01.06.09

Angry Tatouche Going Nuts At The Club

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THE DIRTY ARMY: He got mad at RichieRexic, took his sunglasses off, jumped on her table, poured out her champagne, and had to be removed by security. Then snuck his way back in crawling through booths. Last saturday night was a disaster mess of stl dirty celebs nik.

Can someone tell Tatouche he is not from Los Angeles.  Who wears a baseball cap with a full suit?  At least he still rocks the two watches on both wrists.- nik


Nik Richie

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eybrows

Air buscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquafags: underwater fags

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazzardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Fagadocious: super gay

Fagtastic: overly gay

Fagtician: professional fags

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanitory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retardard

Himstitute: tranny prostitue

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their wasteband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Patch Adams: balding

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank

Skankaholic: guy who likes skanky chicks or an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slug: Ugly slut

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Syncronized Sucking : what aqua fags do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranimal: self explanitory

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly