Houston’s Premiere GoGo Girls

Posted in Houston, The Dirty

Houston's Premiere GoGo Sloots

Houston's Premiere GoGo Sloots

Houston's Premiere GoGo Sloots

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Underworld Entertainment’s gogo team, the Bass Bunnies. The Bass Bunnies is full of untalented sloots. The team went to sh*t after Bart Black’s baby momma Kelsi got put in charge. They stopped worrying about bringing in talented dancers, and started looking for girls who would follow Kelsi’s every demand and sign an exclusivity contract stating that they aren’t allowed to get booked to dance with anyone other than the Bass Bunnies. These girls do not get paid, nor do they receive +1s for Underworld parties. What self respecting “gogo” would be okay with signing an exclusive contract under these terms? Oh yeah, the girls who won’t get booked by anyone else because THEY SUCK. Seriously, this team is worthless. What good is a “gogo dancer” who can’t dance? Half of these girls look like they’re seizing cows. Not attractive. They run around Houston’s most notorious drd infested hole Kryptonite at Underworld Fridays acting like they’re the sh*t because they’re the oh-so-important gogos that nobody gives a sh*t about. The only people watching you dance in that place are probably on so many drugs that they would be entertained by a wet spaghetti noodle. Then again, some of these girls are also notorious for using too many drugs as well and looking twacked out beyond belief. You might recognize some of these girls from previous posts. Such as the lying sloot Itzel, the annoying as sh*t Yazzmin, the untalented cow Sara, and of course, their leader, and Bart Black’s new baby momma Kelsi. Congratulations, you made a gogo team. But I’m sorry to inform you that most of Houston lost respect for you in the process.

Remember when being a GoGo was based off looks and not dance skills… those were the good old days.- nik

Dream Girl Is Webcam Girl

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty

Dream Girl is Webcam Slut

Dream Girl is Webcam Slut

Dream Girl is Webcam Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s your Dream Girl: she has a few websites where she has cam pics, videos, and professional semi-nude/nude photos. She goes by the name if Gisele online, but who knows what her real name is … You can look her up online by typing in “Got Gisele”, “Love Gisele”, or “XO Gisele”. I’m pretty sure she has a twitter account, too.

I think I met this girl back in the day in Jersey. What’s her real name and marital status?- nik

ALSO SEE:  More Intel On Dream Girl

The Dirty Army Is Delusional

Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw the post JV put up regarding how hot Keisha is and how he wants to help her win Maxim’s Hometown Hottie’s and people in the comments are saying she is 125lbs and she is not hot.  WHAT THE HELL are you people smoking?  She is a god damn dime peace and check out this inner gap Nik… that is how it should be.

Keisha take that shiny lint out of your belly button… it’s 2012.- nik

Click here to vote for Keisha.

Since She Wants The Attention

Posted in Indiana, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone out here wants to know. Would you, with this chick. Her name is Falon Robinson and she is 23, this girl claims to be “Indiana’s hottest”. Yet, funny, she’s got a punk for a boyfriend, who treats her like sh*t. Which is probably why she stays with him. Also, I find it hilarious how much make up this chick feels the need to slop all over her face, on the daily. Plus, I might mention her little “creep” section on her facebook, dedicated to every guy who ever messged her. Putting them on blast. (Even the not so creeper ones.) Attention starvation, much?

Answer: NO, her nose is very dominate and her eyes are the type that would get cross-eyed with good sex (which makes my dizzy, cross-eyed sex is like wearing 3-D glasses without the 3-D movie and I hate closing my eyes during the process).

Serbian Natural Blonde

Posted in Serbia, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really like your taste in a woman, its similar to mine, blonde hair I prefer dark blonde not really a fan of bleach white hair, tanned skin green, grey, blue eyes inner thighs gap, small waist… I think that you will like this Serbian model Sofija Milosevic. Would you?

Answer: No, she looks too Croatian.

Try And Be A Better Mom

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is nothing worse than a sl*tty “mother” who does not take care of her own kid. This tranny lookin sk*nk is always out drinking and doing drugs. It’s bad enough that her baby daddy isn’t in the picture, but for her to do the same is absolutely ridiculous! Hey Ashley… Why don’t you STAY at home with your child instead of sl*tting up every bar you step in? Ew and please lay OFF the makeup.

Ashley ask yourself if you want your child to end up on TheDirty.com looking like you? Because a child only knows what they see.- nik

New York Senate Bill Seeks To End Anonymous Internet Posting

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty

New York Senate bill seeks to end anonymous internet posting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Quayle, AKA Brock Landers, isn’t the only elected official that wants to silence free speech. Introduced by New York State Sen. Thomas F. O’Mara (R), S6779 would require that ANY anonymous post online is subject to removal if the poster refuses to post — and verify — their legal name, their IP address, and their home address. From the (likely well intentioned) bill: “A web site administrator upon request shall remove any comments posted on his or her web site by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate. All web site administrators shall have a contact number or e-mail address posted for such removal requests, clearly visible in any sections where comments are posted.” What do you think Nik?

I think Thomas F. O’Mara is an idiot. This will kill the internet and make everyone paranoid of losing their privacy (the little privacy we have left thanks to our government).- nik

Still Up To Her Old Tricks

Posted in Jersey, Nintendoll, Oregon, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik fat ass Fallon (Nintendoll) is still up to her old ways.  She’s still slipping nips for tips and sucking d*cks for whips.  Here’s a few of her clients hmm hmm I mean clients, ops I did it again, I mean boyfriends.  She got the trashiest tattoo on the side of her body,  she thinks shes a robot.  I dunno how guys could stick it in such a crazie b*tch, I heard she smells down there from a one of the few guys she didnt sleep with in town, although shes tryed on mutiple occasions.  Hes mine sweetie, stop asking if he wants his d*ck sucked.

Nintendoll, the dark hair ruins you. Please fix it immediately.- nik

She Loves Tacos

Posted in Cleveland, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is down for ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Be careful girls shes a little on the sk*nk side, and guys if you want a bj wave a taco in her face and she will get right on her knees!

I love post like these because they help my diversity traffic numbers for TheDirty. #AffirmativeAction- nik

You Know You Fell Off When…

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all remember Omarion from B2K.   And we all remember he was a part of a one hit wonder, poor guy must be hating his life, no music career or anything.  If he thought he still had a career the first picture should tell him everything.  Look at the girl, what is she doing?  Hiding her face, why?  Cause Omarion fell off and she doesn’t need to be embarrassed.

I remember this guy from the 90′s right? Him and Jesse McCartney should hang out.- nik