Better Than Adderall

Posted in ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver | February 23rd, 2012

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addy’s because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus here is my safe solution that is actually better for you. I have half of the white kids at UCI taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love me!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

**Click here to buy over the counter Adderall**

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Malpractice Is Not The Hottest Thing In Denver

Posted in Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl took pics of herself in a hotel flaunting her stretch marked t*tties…. just look at the pics, it’s disgusting and might I add it looks like her eye liner is a super hero mask!  Malpractice thinks she is the hottest thing out here since no one has +2′s.  But she is beat as hell.

It looks like Raccoons have been trying to climb up those +2′s… those stretch marks are brutal.- nik

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The Girl At My Gym

Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver | February 23rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Elysa Mollica works at my gym and I’ve always though she was super hot. I’ve had a few convos with her and have her on facebook as well I think she is your type, nice body, nice face, and very outgoing if you can find 5 things wrong with this girl. I dare you!!!

She is not even close to my type… she has back fat rolls, a REFUND Gap, a Ginsu chin, inner thighs that rub aggressively on a treadmill, and her fake horse hair looks like it was purchased in Mexico.- nik 

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Nik Richie Radio – Episode 28 “Robo QB”

Posted in Nik Richie Radio, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2012

Here is the replay of last nights Nik Richie Radio show with Todd Marinovich. Please leave a comment with your thoughts and if you get a chance check out Todd Marinovich’s artwork (link below).

Click here to see Todd’s Art.

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Jenna Bentley Slept With Chris Brown And Now Thinks She Can Rap

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use to be friends with this b*tch and she told me everything. She was actually hooking up with Chris Brown secretly and now she is a rapper.  No joke check out here youtube video….. I was with her that night that pic was taken and they exchanged numbers- I SAW EM! she will do anything to get ahead. I bet she was just using him to get music contacts cuz she is rumored to be signing with a label and had Timbaland do her beats or produce for her.  Jenna also dyed her hair dark cuz she thought more black guys would like her in the hip hop world .. haha.  She is the biggest joke in history.

She must be Chris Brown’s sparring partner.- nik

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Why Is Everyone Hatin’ On Jeremy Lin

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2012

Purple Crayons Hatin On Jeremy Lin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, why are all the people with Purple Crayons hatin’ on Jeremy Lin of the Knicks? The only thing I can think of is because he is better then most of them in the NBA. Not one white person has made any kind of racist comments about this guy only black people, I guess we now know who the REAL RACISTS are.  The Knicks are 9-2 ever since Lin has been playing, you gotta give it up to the kid.

Anyone can play street ball and turn it over 15 times a game. He is no different from a younger Steve Nash… he has a coach who doesn’t focus on real basketball strategy and this is the only reason this kid is on the map. And I am not black, I am a realist.- nik

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Has She Thanked You Yet

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty, The Shining | February 22nd, 2012


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you remember this girl?  Probably not… she is DC The Shining and hasn’t been on TheDirty for a while… but check this out… She no longer has that glow to her, looks like she took your advice and made a change for the way better.

She has minimal glow. I decided.- nik

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Shanwa Loves Them 40 Years Old And Somewhat Famous

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Shawna, originally from Seattle.. So, she started dating this 40 something year old radio DJ named Michael “Ricker” a few years ago and that opened the flood gates. You can see the transformation that this partying lifestyle has had… She got +2′s when she turned 18 and has since had terrible lip injections done and nasty fake yellow-blonde horse hair. Since she started “dating” Mike, she moved her whole life to Portland, started acting like she was hot sh*t with meeting celebrities and musicians, CONSTANTLY bragging about expensive dinners and exclusive events she went to… Well, her and Mike have since broken up a few months ago and who does she rebound with? None other then Dave England from Jackass. And guess what, she JUST moved down to Ojai, California to be with this guy! This girl is DESPERATE and is a major fame wh*re. Moving up the fame ladder as much as she can. So unless you are over 40 and are somewhat famous, don’t expect to get with this girl.

She has Shrek qualities. Sounds like this girl is an F-List chasing gypsy.- nik

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Looks Like Scottsdale Night Life Is The Same

Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2012

Forgy or not forgy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m leaving my name out of this but we all use to party in Scottsdale after you got your DUI and everyone knew who you were.  I was one of the many you ran with that did a lot of drugs, I f*cked smeagol and everyone in the crew and realized I needed to get the f*ck out of the fakest town in the world.  Moved home back to Austin and it was the best decision ever.  I was just looking at my FB and realized Smeagol is still living in 2008 LOL.  Some things will never change.

Smeagol hit me up. I want to give away some +2′s at your club. Yes, Scottsdale will never change… it is a party playground.- nik

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Can Claudia Make It Where It Counts

Posted in San Antonio, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Claudia and she is without a doubt the hottest one in San Antonio.  Everyone guy wants her and every girl wants to be here.  I think she has reached her limits here and can go far as she can, do you think she should move to Hollywood and see if she can really make it in life?  Or will she just be another waitress going to auditions all week long just to suck greg and get to roll?

What is with the cork stuck in her blow hole?- nik

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