Posted in Cellan, Huntington Beach, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cellan stuff works awesome. Not going to lie to you, I didn’t believe it until I saw the transformation in my bestfriend. My summer body is almost here, only wish I would have started in February and not 3 weeks ago.
People don’t be afraid to take your shirt off this summer. Also, please keep submitting results to TheDirty. Great work towards a fat free world!- nik
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**Click here to see my results and others successful weight loss.
Posted in The Dirty, Ukraine | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so confused. Valeria Lukyanova claims to be “the Ukrainian Barbie” and everyone is all hyped over this b*tch. There is no way she is real. She looks like a f*cking blow up doll and nowhere on the internet does it seem like anyone agrees. They’re all just thinking she’s had a lot of work done and used a little photo shop. What do you think?
Her armpits are perfect.- nik
Posted in Las Vegas, Rackstar, Scooby Snack, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby Snack or Rackstar…which one is higher on the bottle rat food chain? And someone please tell Rackstar to go easy on the spray tan… she is Snookie status in this pic.
That’s not Rackstar, it’s an impostor with brown breasts.- nik
Posted in Cougars, Hollywood, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
(Click on her face to see what she is up too)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is your mother – in – law doing? Seems like you married into a normal family. The Renegade botched this broad.
It’s very sad, but if Pornstar wants to give blow jobs on the beach thats up to her. Shayne and I are very disappointed.- nik
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love your site! This girl is from some TV show here in Montreal and let’s face it, she’s delusional yet kind of hot. She fakes being happy living with the douchebag she met there and they want the money so they’re already talking wedding and babies, what do you think?
I think she needs a new nose and chin, it will make her look less handsome.- nik
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. She has been posted on here a few times and everyone always can’t believe you never would. Anyway, it has been 6 months and she is yet to drop her baby weight after having her first child. As you can see, she has a double chin now and is fat as f*ck. The best part, people in India aren’t stupid like us Americans and they are starting to be mad and calling her out for being fat still. They are her fans, and she should not scam them like that. Nik, imagine this. If Jessica Simpson was fat her whole life like she is now, would should be famous? HELL NO. So therefore, what I’m saying is here in America, when an Actress/Singer/Model goes fat on her, we boycott everything. Cause at the end of the day, the fat person is not the one we fell in love with.
I’m proud of myself for saying NO to sex with her.- nik
Click here to read Radaronline.com article.
Posted in Pittsburgh, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you just posted this chick a couple days ago, and already she is blowing up facebook with her usual ghetto/illiterate facebook statuses. This girl is so out of her mind and delusional it isn’t even funny. I’m just curious, what do you think about Miss “Rideout” and her opinion of you now?
Thanks Angel Marie Ridein for proving Facebook is worse than TheDirty.- nik
**No, I didn’t purchase any Facebook stock today. It opened way too high, the hype finally caught up with them.
Posted in Ottawa, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is probably the dirtiest guy I know. He thinks he lives on Jersey Shore with his constant partying, drinking and f*cking girls, he thinks his life is more entertaining then then PaulyD’s LOL when really know one could care less if he’s going to the gym, then tanning, then getting his mother to do his laundry. He cheats on all the girls hes in a “serious relationship” I just feel bad for the girls for thinking that muscles means brains. I feel sorry for him to cause he will never be able to wake up without a hang over since its all he does is drink drink drink. Shane put down the bottle!
He looks cooler with bangs.- nik
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for years and I noticed you’ve been giving ALOT of excellent life advice to everyone lately. So I’m wondering if you can go ahead and just use your status to establish the official retirement age for men and women who spend their friday nights getting dressed up, pregaming, getting wasted at bars and clubs, and then getting DUIs on their way home. Basically, at what age should we “retire” from the club/bar scene. Obviously, this would only apply to the average income earner, because we all know P-Diddy is going to be at the club until he’s 89. But at what age is clubbing detrimental to the overall life experience? Thoughts?
For civilian life: women need to retire at 30 years old and men need to retire at 36 (Vegas doesn’t apply).- nik
Posted in Houston, The Dirty | May 18th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here I give you one of biggest douche bags on this earth, the one one in the yellow shirt. His name is Andrew Vaughn pretty sure he was born and raised in Texas, thinks he is gods gift to ladies everywhere and that just might be true if he wasnt a car salesman or maybe if he had something to offer girls in bed, just because you might have a decent size doesnt mean you know what you are doing. Ill admit I’ve slept with him, not one of my finest moments in life but hey. Hes also CEO of this little “clothing compay” calls F.F.F.L which means Find em, Feed em, F*ck em, Leave em,. He is now thinking his life is going to be fabulous now that hes made a couple hundred. The only people who buy these shirts are apparently his baytown followers. Its just ridiculous. Half of these ppl in this group dont get laid and if they do its by some pathetic little girl. or fat one. Money comes easy to a few in this world but not by selling, Koozies t-shirts and bumper stickers. Nik, what do you think about this Douche?
I think he needs a new logo. The branding is terrible.- nik
