She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You?Talk About March Madness
Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, West Virginia | March 21st, 2010Who says I hate the the Gays? I picked West Virginia to get to the finals in my bracket and they are as FORGY (For The Gays) as you can get. Coach let them go out and live a little so they stop making homo erotic videos in their hotel room.
Dallas Twins Again
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 21st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw the recent posts involving these two girls and decided to look them up myself. Their names are Marla and Marlana C. Marla is the blonde and Marlana is the brunette. Not only are they hideous, but they both think that they are God’s gift to the world. Always talking about being in bikini contests, posing in all of their pictures like they are super models, promoting for supercross, so on and so forth. They sleep with ANYTHING with a greg which is sad based on the fact that they JUST turned 18. Just want everyone to know that these two are BAD NEWS and if you decided to sleep with one of them you’ll need nose plugs, a trash bag (instead of a condom), and the lights off and just pray to god that none of your friends find out. I know them personally as well and these b*tches need to be put in their place QUICK and so I am bringing them back up on here to put them on blast.
Marla on the left is way better looking than her sister which is not saying much considering they are a 6.345557 combined.- nik
Home Wrecker Getting Married
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | March 21st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty woman is Alexis W*lliams from San Diego. She had an affair with a married man for several years. Masturbating for him and sending nude photos of herself. She is set to wed this poor sucker! Doesn’t he know she likes purple crayons? Poor sucker is gonna learn the hard way that you can’t turn a H*e into a housewife!
They will make it… sexting nude photos of yourself is the key to a man’s heart.- nik
Atlanta’s Hot Mess
Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty | March 21st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what do you think about this chick? This girl can’t graduate from community college .. She is married to a guy in the military and then dating a guy who is abusive on the side – Justin L*llard. Hot right? She tries to keep it classsssy… Don’t worry, she has such a bad drug problem that she killed her unborn child with her pepsi habit…. Ashley you are a winner. Can you get a job or graduate from college? Which one would be f*cking better? Too bad you can’t achieve either one … How old are you? Do you work or what do you do exactly?
No joke, her muppet looking face freaks me the F*ck out! Totally ruined my day in laying by the pool in Cancun.- nik
I Am In Cancun Mexico For My Spring Break Appearance
Posted in Spring Break, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010I am stoked to be in Mexico and now my goal is to make friends with the locals… I tried to take a picture with a Federally who was holding a machine gun, but that didn’t work out so well. I had to run like a spanish fart in the wind.
You’re Wrong About No Hot Girls In Nebraska
Posted in Nebraska, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, u claim theres no good looking girls in Nebraska. These pictures have to prove you wrong – these girls are out downtown all the time and are the sexiest in lincoln. So, am I right?
Yeah they are cute for “pleasantly plump” girls… all Cornhuskies out there are one kid away from blowing up and never coming back to a cute stage. That is why the dudes who are smart move the hell out of Nebraska before an innocent DreamKiller takes them down.- nik
Nik, Should I
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik! I need your help on this one! So I met this girl ashley, as in “Ashleys Candy”. She is a sexy softcore porn actress in Vandirty. I have the chance to go out with her and im sure within 2 hours of our date Ill be getting her naked. Besides the fact that more than 300 guys have, I wanted to ask you if I should?
I wouldn’t, but you should just to put it on your roster of chicks you have banged. She would probably teach you a thing or two. I personally am not digging her Vato Sharpie eyebrows.- nik
We All Make Exceptions Sometimes
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, we all know you don’t like noodles. But Jeri Lee is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen! This chick is crazing smoking. We all make exceptions sometimes, so would you?
Answer: No way, she has too much fat above her eyes under her Sharpie eyebrows… the Mexican/Asian thing is a bad combo.
SD Cougar And Daughter
Posted in SD Coug, San Diego, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lara and her best friend Lisa, pretty much cougar and daughter : ) They will do anything for money and have old creepy guys taking them out to dinner, shopping sprees, and trips to various places. Prostitutes? haha. And because they work with wannabe photographers in San Diego, they think they are high fashion. I will see what else I can find for you!
These girls would have so much potential if they didn’t smile.- nik
Big Baller Dallas Emo
Posted in 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this photo of Emo the Loser! Looks like he has a couple thousand he is showing off. Even in his world full of losers and wannabes a couple thousand isn’t a lot of money, right? At least not enough to hold up in front of a camera like it is a impressive?!? I know he is proud of it because he earned it sucking gregs but DUDE! get a clue! And does he have a bottle of Ed Hardy wine?
This guy is so conflicted. He doesn’t know whether he is in a band, just a depressed EMO douche or a 30K Millionaire douche bag that wants to be cooler than he is. I guess it doesn’t matter because the girls in Dallas are so dumb they still bang him regardless.- nik
