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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lemme me introduce you to P...
Posted in VancouverTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you know or not, but they are blasting you on Christian radio… last time I checked you didn’t pay for play? (that is pay for prostitution for you dirty army rookies)
Are you talking about my website Jonny boy?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kate McC*nn. And I pray to the Lord that he forgives me for what I’m about to do by sending my friend into TheDirty.com. But I know its the right thing to do in the end. She slept with her Bestfriends boyfriend behind her back, he is the one in the first picture. Can you believe that, what kinda of soul would do that to the person they trust the most besides their family? Nik, some have said you do Gods work, well I hope she feels the wrath.
It takes two people to have sex… I am going to blame the dude on this one.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sophie Reade…I wish I could find something wrong with her but I dont think I can so I need you to help me out. What do you think of Sophie Reade? She is one of the hottest women on planet earth.
Hello, the first thing I see is her blowhole and the next is her tribal elongated neck.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Check out this “model” who calls herself Christina Galioto. She lives in Miami and thinks that she is hardcore. She still runs a myspace, where she has 15 pages of her own photos, and has one of those questionnaires on her main page where she quotes that she wants to die from a drug overdose.. WOW! She plays that she is all in love with her boyfriend, but she can be found in random clubs on a Tuesday night doing pepsi and bl*wing purple crayon club promoters for free drinks. I guess modeling doesn’t pay that well. My boyfriend runs Mansion and she is constantly throwing herself at him, flashing him her period stained panties and begging to go home with him. She was recently in a article in the Miami New Times playing the victim that she was conned into porn, and is terrified that her family might see the show. So she’s worried that her parents might find her in a porn that she was tricked into, but she isn’t worried about them finding her myspace where she states that she uses drugs, and posts disgusting photos of herself up? Can you say two faced hypocrite? When you see the difference between her modeling photos, and her real ones, the difference is shocking. You are right nik, photoshop is for liars. Put this pepsi loving b*tch on blast!
How do you get tricked into PORN?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I noticed that you are hosting PURE on Sunday and I am fascinated that they would let your agent even through the door considering he has slept with half the staff. This is Britney one of the staff member Ari has slayed and tweeted naked pictures of. What is your take on this chick?
Not a fan of Britney’s work or teeth. She has a really bad REFUND Gap (actually probably the worst boob job in Las Vegas) and the flattest pancake face with a very awkward skin color. Also, she is a terrible server… every time we go to PURE we make sure she works on the patio. The only reason she boned Ari is because he said he was training to be a UFC fighter.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this blonde girl? I’ve seen her working at Twin Peaks in Addison, but I never got her name. I’ve been back a few times but haven’t seen her since. She was super sexy and playful, always smiling and having fun. Does anyone know who she is?
That body has 6 months left in it… don’t waste your time.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen you put dirty athletes on blast for sh*t that makes them feel good and I am DA proud! Here’s one I’m pulling intel for you: Ricky Nolasco from the florida marlins. Saw him 2 weeks ago up here in DC with one of those beat trannys the ‘Glow girls’ (you had a previous post about this group of slugs). Did my DA work and word says he’s been messing with this h*emerican cadirack go-go jillian (first pic far right) for a while now. Wonder if the horse in the second pix knows she was one of his many stops in Miami just before paying for the glow girl! Check out the refund gap on Mr. Ed’s +2’s- with his E.D. he couldn’t fill the gap thats why she’s a snicker licker the rest of the time! Nik put this fish on blast he’s got a history of fanny packs and paying them off too. I have more coming to you! I was a sloot not long ago and learned my lesson from a hockey player (you might know him as the useless goalie in the Stanley cup finals this year) now I’m DA strong!!
Adderall ruined baseball, not steroids or bottlerats.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Sergeant McDonough a Cincinnati Police Officer who just pled not guilty to Indecent Exposure. In May Officer Robert McDonough exposed himself to employees at a Sears, he was identified because he was on security footage of course. Nik, do you think this officer was drunk or high?
Niether, I think he was trying to ask someone what time it was by wrapping his Greg around his wrist.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this video has been all over the news and all over the internet about this crazy girl throwing puppies into a river. Nik, what is wrong with todays youth?
I just want to point out that this girl is wearing Ed Hardy.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the rumors of Lionheart going to the Bills, Raiders, or Giants…..who is your pick? I mean he is only going there to be a back up obviously. This guy sucks and it proves it helps to have such a good college team as he did, because now he cant even start for the Arizona Cardinals. Where do you think he is headed?
I am going with the Phoenix Mercury. Who wants to hold a clipboard in the snow or rain?- nik