Dean Nicolo Is a Very Bad Husband


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, just a heads up to Mrs. Nicolo, your husband Dean cheats on you regularly with various women. You should ask him about his “Sex Pad” that he owns that you don’t know about. He tried chatting me up at a club and asked me to go back to his sex pad, admitted he was married but has this apartment to take women to on the side. I would get yourself tested as he also told me he doesn’t use protection. Dean runs one of the Professionals Real Estate Agency in Vic Park – So ladies watch out for this one, as sleazy as they get.

OP did you actually go to the Sex Pad? I love Australia… so pre-historic.- nik

What Do You Think of Peeple App


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so in November this new app called Peeple is coming out. It’s supposed to be like Yelp, but instead you rate people. You log into Facebook and use your real name and any positive posts get accepted immediately and negative are given a 48 hour window for the person written about to accept. If they do not have an account with the app then the negative posts are never put up. Many people are criticizing it and calling for it to be stopped before ever being put out. I honestly don’t get the point of the app because no one would allow anything bad to be written about them if they are given the chance to dispute it. I feel like this app is a weaker version of your site and will not last more than a few months. What do you think of it?

I think this is a Cyberbully app.- nik

Is This Picture Real


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Skyler Haze posted she was going to Europe then posted this picture of her at the Eiffel Tower.  I don’t quite get the angle, she looks huge in comparison to the Eiffel Tower. I think the picture is probably fake. Is she trying to follow in the footsteps of chewy and wants to go on euro trips to look cool but didn’t quite make it?

Why would she not tag the location?- nik

Blood Diamond Gets A Low Evaluation From The Dirty Army

Screen Shot 2015-10-08 at 10.59.44 AM

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, got some bad news. I could only manage to get $15 towards getting Blood Diamond on NRP… Seems like you pitched in 5 bucks, and someone else put in 10. I guess at the end of the day Blood Diamond isn’t that famous at all. I crunched a ton of numbers and according to my analytics Blood Diamond gets an evaluation of only $15 dollars.

Blood Diamond looks like you were wrong. Your new boobs don’t convert.- nik



Brittanya Was Over The Verbal Abuse


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brittanya went on IG and made it very public why her and her husband broke up… she said there was a lot of verbal abuse she and her babies were getting… its kinda of really sad. Obviously she wasn’t happy with Moe or Lucky or whatever he goes by this week. Sh*t got so real that Brittanya deactivated her IG account that has over 4.3 million followers and you that is hurting business at the end of the day.  Things aren’t always as peachy as they look on IG… 3 months ago you would have thought this was the cutest couple on earth… now they hate each other.

To delete your Instagram with 4.3 million followers — RESPECT! Brittanya just scored major points in my book. Now can someone please tell me what really happened… Moe your side please.- nik

Sabrina Nellie aka Dagger Butt


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so I went into Sabrina Nellie Juarez’s cam room. I have a nick name for her now.  DAGGER butt. She sure knows how to manipulate her photographs to make herself look more ‘Thick’ on Instagram. Her Instagram photographs are completely different to how she appears on cam. Greasey hair, dagger ass, bones, awful tan, awful teeth.. This girl is all about the photo edits. Why do people tip her?

We do need a DC name for her… something related to the poop she pushed back in her body would be fitting.- nik

Loading More Posts

Load More Posts