Posted in Detroit, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I’m a big fan! So I’ve never heard of porta potties before visiting your site. I am disgusted by what some women are willing to do for money. I guess it’s no secret that Middle Eastern men LOVE beautiful blondes, as I was approached by one a few months ago. A good friend of mine (we’ll call him “Bob”) asked if I was interested in working at his friend’s company. Apparently we frequent the same places, because “Bob” told me his friend has seen me out and about many times, and thinks that there’s something “special” about me. I was hesitant, and it took months of persuasion from “Bob” and his friend to get me to check it out. Well, it turns out this man was interested in having me as a “companion”. My job entails chilling at his office a few hours a week, talking to him about his life problems, listening to him tell me how gorgeous I am, and VERY OCCASIONALLY going out to eat with him. It is like nothing I have ever done before, and while the relationship is strange, I have been very open about my boundaries. There is no sex, kissing, touching, hugging, hand holding, etc. He is well aware of the fact that I will NEVER have any sexual/personal relationship with him, and that it is strictly a business arrangement. He just wants a beautiful woman to hang out with him, and to make him look good. While I don’t make $20,000+ per day like the porta potties do, I get paid a VERY NICE amount of money in cash for every time I see him. I see this as a way of leveraging my beauty without compromising my morals. There may be some who think that what I’m doing is wrong, but I am a broke college student who has a hard time getting by with the income from my current job. This extra money has done wonders for me. My conscience is clear, and I am able to maintain my self respect. I only hope that the porta potties reading this can muster up a little dignity, and try out what I’m doing! This HAS to be much better than being sh*t on for money! DA STRONG!
It sounds like a waste of money.- nik
Posted in San Francisco, Santa Rosa, The Dirty, Would You? | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the hottest chick ever. And no she doesn’t think she is the sh*t or act like she is owed something because Tim Tebow’s dad decided to make her one of the hottest on earth. I have to ask you Nik, would you with this Santa Rosa beauty?
Answer: No, she has 8 toes on one foot and serious eye baggage.
Posted in Calgary, Cellan, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I started taking Cellan about three weeks ago and have really seen results. I have been doing a lot of strength training as well, but all of my usual problem areas ( spare tire, ass, thights ) have been dropping pounds! I’m so thrilled I had to send you some before and after pics. Before was taken January 3 and the after just yesterday, Jan26! Thanks for leading me to this product!
Now that you are skinny can we work on the +2′s?- nik
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Posted in Moscow, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you Americans are really dumb as sh*t and completely forget what you guys say. So here is my EX girlfriend Alena Shiskova, everyone on this site keeps talking about how hot she is and that she is perfect. Well here is what I had to wake up next to for a few years…. Ya, not that hot right? Don’t ever forget about the make up idiots. Can you believe the difference? You should have seen me the first time I woke up next to her, I thought I was so wasted and that she might have been a different girl. Idiot Americans, we are just laughing at you.
She is beat.- nik
Posted in Miami, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik – So I find it so funny that Kanye West is lowering his standards for some ugly video girl. Kanye West had a huge performance in Australia for Australia day and Nicole Mejia was right by his side. Does she really think this is really gonna last long with Kanye? Sorry but you aren’t “dating” him you are just “f*cking” him.
You never know… Kanye dated a stripper named Amber Rose and look how her career turned out.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Laguna Beach, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to get your opinion on this girl Nik. She is a very good looking girl as you can see, if you threw it out there you wouldn’t be able to guess her age. She takes pictures of her in skinny bathing suits and super short skirts to get the attention of guys. I’ve heard of her also getting around by numerous acceptable sources. This girl just turned 16, and flaunts herself around like she is 19. Don’t you think she needs to slow down and go back to playing with barbies. What do you think. I hope her parents wake up, and do their job as a parent before its too late and she becomes a porta potty.
I really think Facebook needs to make an “18 or over” clause for their website.- nik
Posted in Dirty News, Manhattan, The Dirty | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “Upper footage scandal is really throwing me for a loop, because no one seems to know whether or not it holds validity. To catch everyone up, “Upper” is the name given to six hours of footage collected by a kid in Manhattan that shows some of New York’s affluent, social society doing massive amounts of blow which leads to one girl’s death from overdose. There was more that followed but you can read old posts and figure it out. All I want to know is whether or not this footage is legit or just a really elaborate viral campaign for a fictitious movie. People sent in dirt on Blake Pennington to you in the months that followed the original release of the story, but the amount posted doesn’t seem like as much as the Dirty Army would normally pull out, it could be planted by movie execs. I feel like if these kids were real, and as “influential” in New York society as the videos claim them to be, there would be more information about them available on the internet, and the DA would rip them to shreds with sightings posts. I would be more than interested in this movie either way, but I really want to know whether you think this is real and why or why not, Nik.
Upper people stop sending in these posts and release your bullsh*t movie already.- nik
Posted in Paris, The Dirty, Would You? | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zahia Dehar is gorgeous, she looks like a little Barbie. I’m quickly becoming obsessed with her! She’s almost flawless, her implants are a little too high and she looks like she’d be a real b*tch. She was busted years ago for being a prostitute in France, sleeping with the rich & famous over there, while she was underage. Despite that stigma she’s making a come back with her modeling. Would you Nik?
Answer: No, I fear her neck cords… I couldn’t choke (cords make for terrible grip) her bed so her thin frame is pointless to me.
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, The Dirty | January 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls (Ashely Sl*an, Tara P*ke, Courtney G*rza) use to be way hotter in high school. I wanted to show this to them, because they use to be the bomb.com but now anymore. Therefore they should grow up and stop acting like it.
Let them live… fat people have feelings too.- nik
Posted in Jackson, The Dirty, Would You? | January 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to ask you what you think about Jackson’s hottest MILF. She is super smoking hot and has some really sexy curves, what do you think? And would you?
Answer: No, I cannot tell what she looks like. These pictures cover way too much skin. If you are going to be a terrible mother, own it.
