Jenna Jameson Doesn’t Even Look Like The Same Person

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tuned into Couples Therapy to see Juan Pablo, I thought he would be the star of the show but I was definitely wrong.  Jenna Jameson took this show to the next level.  She is so insane, its actually awesome to watch.  The girl is such a lost soul and you can tell how many different prescription drugs she is on.  I feel bad for her man, because he seems like a very cool dude.  The facial expressions Jenna makes when she speaks is the best ever.  Sorry Nik, but this season hands down is the best one and its only 2 episodes deep.

I haven’t watched yet, but everyone is texting me about Jenna Jameson being a complete psycho nut job.- nik

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Karla Prime Is Actually Hot And Fit Now

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Karla Prime was posted about a year ago and I started following her on IG because I’m a huge fan of big girls and big boobs.  She has turned that around in the past few months, she is in the gym non stop and as you can see, it has paid off for her.  She is even more confident, she is now posting pics on IG without any makeup and she is sooooo pretty.  Do you like the improvement so far?

She looks the same to me. Total Taco Bell body.- nik


Is Karla Prime Past Her Prime

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 20

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Click Here to see how sloppy Kim Kardashian is looking today, no photoshop or filters… I don’t get how the world thinks she is sexy… am I missing something??

Click Here to see the lip sync battle between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton… good stuff!!

Click Here to see what Josh Hartnett is up too, you ladies remember him right??

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Param Sharma aka Itslavishbitch Is In Jail For Stealing An iPhone

September 18, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Param Sharma, aka @itslavishbitch on IG, has been in jail for 24 days! He sold a stollen iPhone on Craigslist. Police accidentally put him in the psych ward because they lost his case file for two weeks. Do you think Lavish is showing off in jail or do you think he’s being hush-hush get some sexy time?

Param please stop submitting yourself. Everyone already knows you are a fraud.- nik

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Danish Model Cheri Passera

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from Europe and in the states for a few months. She has no idea about how you need to look anorexic to model. Please set her in her place. That gut needs to go and don’t get me started on the poop looking color lip liner adorning her lips. She looks like a fat chola! She must use the same color for eyeliner and brows. GROSS!!!

That is a seriously narcissistic collage.- nik

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Does Paige Hathaway Have A Real Butt

September 18, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ex-Oklahoma/Dallas escort, Paige has sprung back up in Oklahoma after recently moving to Cali, (where the guys have more money I suppose). Many of us can’t help but notice her new pointy “ASSets”. Besides the fact that she scammed guys for money with fake abortions, she has now bought all of her body parts and is now a “fitness” model. Don’t fitness models work for their body? Not pay? Now that she’s known well on IG with over a million followers… she now scams people for money on meal plans when she doesn’t even have a degree of any sort. She sends out the SAME meal plan to everyone and takes their money. Not to mention the fact that she has to pose sideways for EVERY picture because she has a blocky waist. Guess it will be easy to hide the surgery scars since she never competes anymore since she has yet to ever place well and looks HORRIBLE un-photoshopped.

That ITG looks like a nut cracker.- nik

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What Do You Think Of Gigi Hadid

September 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Gigi Hadid. A Hot up and coming American model. She’s 19 years old, has great real breasts and awesome ITG. Nevermind the moles Nik. She’s human and her mom is one of the hottest Cougars ever and her dad has more f*cking money than he could spend in 10 lifetimes.

The big dipper on her stomach isn’t human.- nik

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Even Natalie Halcro Uses Photoshop

September 17, 2014 Houston, The Dirty, Vancouver 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have noticed throughout Natalie’s pictures that her body always changes shape, any thick or curvy girls I know their body always looks the same regardless of what they wear. Natalie started out with leaning in her pics with her hip out to make her Booty look bigger and when she would post of her Booty she’d double the pic so the edit wasn’t obvious, now it seems she’s taken a drastic change to editing her body with photoshop, this pic was taken from her IG, the wall is warped as if it was photoshopped, I am sure she will delete it after she realizes she’s been caught. This is the original pic you can see for yourself on her Instagram. ZOOM in you will see the wall its straight then it suddenly curves then goes straight!!! You can fool some people, some of the time but you can’t fool everyone all the time. What is wrong with just being yourself? best wishes – anon!!!

You can tell she poops huge logs. I’m guessing 2 footers.- nik

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