THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
Posted in The Dirty, VancouverLock Up Your Daughters
Posted in Austin, Dirty Craigslist, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies beware! this is Bryan Wh*ted from Pflugerville, Texas. I made the mistake of dating this douche bag and found out he was putting ads on craigslist to sleep with women. Before I confronted him about it, I looked through his phone to double check things and I found pictures of a naked 13 yr old girl AND pictures of other guys abs. Why would guys be sending him pictures of their chests? GROSS! Nik, this child molesting gym rat needs to be put on blast.
Are you that stupid? He does what every other psycho chick does (Amanda Roadmen) and texts fake pictures of another person claiming that it is him to lure the youth of America.- nik
Don’t Count Chicago Out Yet
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you think Chicago is like a black hole for everything that is wrong on both coasts, but i think i found you a pretty hot blonde. Her name is Hayley and she dances at Medusas and works for a couple promo companies too. What do you think? Visine at the very least right?
I want to meet her.- nik
Hottest Brunette You’ll Probably Turn Down
Posted in Miami, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | March 11th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, now I know you arnt really diggin brunettes lately but you heres one that you gotta admit is up on the top picks of the hottest. Best part is that she’s a lawyer and is single! She makes her own money and isnt a club rat or h*ebag. Now honestly Nik if you had her in front of you, Would You?
Answer: I don’t know… she looks really old and fat in the stomach. Her +2’s are the only thing that define her.
Riding Dirty Jersey Style
Posted in Dirty Rides, Jersey, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK YOU KNOW ITS GETTING WARM OUT! HERE IS A DIRTY RIDER IN THE JERSEY SHORE GOING DOWN THE PARKWAY! NOW THAT’S THE REAL SITUATION!!
Anything is possible if you believe in yourself. I give this dude mad respect.- nik
Nik I Have An Important Question
Posted in Night Rider, Richmond, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where is the dirty celeb I made famous?
She is hiding in Richmond Virginia somewhere!! DIRTY ARMY, we need more intel on Night Rider.- nik
How To Be A Gold Digger By Brock’s Chick’s Mom
Posted in Brock's Chick, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch this clip from Kimberly, BC’s mom… It’s cringeworthy. She makes me sick to my stomach I cant believe woman like this exist. According to her twitter, she is missing BC living so far away and there are plans for her to move back to FL.
I am so buying this book to make sure I can learn the tactics of a female snake.- nik
Have I Found Your Dream Girl
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christy, she lives in Hollywood and I think she is your perfect brunette. Have I found the girl of your dreams?
I need more evidence… she looks okay in PhotoshopWorld even though her nose is really piggy for my taste buds.- nik
She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You? | March 10th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was having sex with other guys the whole 4 years I was dating her. She got her +2’s from me and then f*cked me over. She still calls me wanting to try to use me every chance she gets. She is a worthless pig and I hope she gets what’s coming to her, sooner than later! Nik in a weird way I want to know if you would?
Answer: No, she has really fat arms and cannot look straight. Move on brother… you can do better.
The Councilman’s Wife Has No Shame
Posted in Miami, The Dirty | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Anabela Mota Janke, better known as Jazella Moore… She is best known for being the sl*t wife who got her husband, Scott Janke, the town manager, and former city councilman of Ft. Myers, Florida, FIRED. Prior to marrying Scott, she had spread her legs for the camera more than a handful of times. And after marrying her husband, she didn’t stop. Needless to say, the footage was found and her husband was fired for his wife’s porn job. The couple have 3 teenage children, but still found no need to grow the f*ck up and move on from porn. The shame that Anabela/Jazella brought to her family forced them to move from their home town, pull the children out of school and move them into hiding. Then Jazella released a DVD with not only footage of her screwing random guys, but a personal sex tape of Jazella and her husband!! Come on! I mean, look at this chick Nik, its not like she’s the next Jenna Jameson or anything, and God knows she doesn’t look THAT bad for being someone’s grandma!
Sounds like they are chasing the money now. With former councilman Janke being unemployed his wife needs to release about 35 new DVD’s this year for them to survive in this world. Get to work Jazzy!- nik
This Toronto Club Owner Hates Nik
Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | March 10th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site and everything it stands for. DA strong broseph, all day everyday. Anyways, went to a club in downtown TO for my buddy’s birthday last Friday. Anyways, I was at the bar getting a drink when I saw this funny looking roider standing beside me. I thought “F*ck this guy looks familiar” and I realized he was posted on this site. I said to him, “Hey buddy, you heard of the dirty.com?” He said yes. I then said, “Well you know you were on it a few months ago,” to which he replied, “Yes, I know, f*ck that website.” I replied with a simple, “Yeah well it’s a legit site, Nik Richie is a legend,” or something along those lines (alcohol and drugs my friend). This dude supposedly owns part of the club we were at or some sh*t, so I could somewhat understand his anger, but then he crossed the line. “F*ck Nik Richie,” he said. “That dude is a f*ggot.” Now I would try to defend you Nik, but this dude is a juice monkey and owns part of the club, so I just dipped on out of there at that point and disappeared into the abyss. That said, I say you make an appearance in this great town one of these days, and show up this Mr. Spicolli look-alike. Show him how to wheel real girls. Then bounce from his mediocre club and hit up one of the high end ones up in Yorkville, where the real women are at. And don’t worry, you would only be an hour away from the US border, so you’d still be able to breathe the air of freedom.
I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club. Comb forward bro because the 7-head freaks me out.- nik
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