49ers Have No Chance This Year

April 19, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 6 6,461 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a faithful 49er fan and a 10 year season ticket holder. But I am starting to hold out little hope for the 2014 season because of the off-season antics that have recently happened. Moreover, they just picked the girls for the Gold Rush team and they are all BEAT. Half of them look like men, and a lot of them look close to 40. I don’t know who is trying to destroy this team but we are definitely losing in the talent department this year.  Click here to see the full Cheerleading team!!!

What’s going on with the QB rape case?  Does it have legs?- nik

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The Celebration Of Kanye West For Easter

April 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0 6,740 Views


Click Here to see how Kanye West celebrates Easter!! You know he paid somebody to do this!!

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Amber Is Using Lance

April 19, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 63 7,346 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to put this fatass on blast… AGAIN!!!!! I was seeing this guy for a minute but it ended bcuz he told me he wasn’t looking for a relationship. Shortly after he started dating his now bimbo skank GF Amber!!!!! You’are telling me you not wanting a GF yet you settled down with a fake, plastic, luxury-whore, white whore like Amber?!?!? Don’t even get me goin bout this chick!!!!! All she does is get plastic surgery and put on makeup!!!!! Shes filled with botox, and has fake everything!!!!! Fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tan and all you can see is her nasty implants and duck lips!!!!! Amber jus uses Lance like a white ho would do!!!!!

Guys with tribal tattoos just want sex and love to cheat.  It makes them feel more tribal.- nik

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Let San Diego Men Know She Is After A Green Card

April 19, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 8 6,945 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I thought that you and San Diego should be on the lookout for Priscilla Villalejos. She is a chola with a bad dye job and wild girl that lives in Tijuana.  Priscilla speaks broken English and has a thing for guys in the San Diego area but need to be American. She f*cked my best friend’s boyfriend knowing he was in a relationship. She still continues to go after him and live in denial about his girlfriend. Watch out for this rachet girl.

Isn’t the boyfriend equally at fault or does not having citizenship take that out of the equation?- nik

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Best Prank Gone Wrong

April 18, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 71 10,818 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this by far is the best thing ever.  These two losers try and do a prank and it goes bad.  First off, they were very racist to find a black guy and try and “prank” him with that $10,000 but what happens next is the best.  He straight up punches the idiot and takes his 10k and runs away.  Unfortunately, they are currently searching for this black guy, but I think he is not guilty and should not be found guilty cause these kids lost the money fair and square.

FAKE.- nik

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Forbes Rapper Rich List

April 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 16 33,563 Views


Click Here to see how much money Puff Daddy is worth according to Forbes Magazine!! Thank you Ciroc!!

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Voni Kolbe Lives In A False Reality

April 18, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 9 41,890 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised this girl has not been posted on here yet, everyone meet Voni Kolbe… She is disgusting. As you can see she piles on makeup like nothing and has caterpillars for eyelashes. I don’t think it takes a smart person to realize she wears fake eye lashes and fake hair extensions. She lives in a false reality. She puts everyone down, and thinks she’s the toughest b!tch around.. When she’s 5″5. She loves the attention so if you’re looking for a quick hook up just call her hot and you’ll get it in. As you can see she wears a double push up bra.. Like I said she thinks she’s hot.

You forgot to add the fake nails and fake rat hair.- nik

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Crystal Kuns Is Nothing But A Sex Addict

April 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 33 52,451 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is known in LA as Crystal Kuns and is no stranger to TheDirty.com.  As a professional hooker she goes to Hollywood’s elite sex parties called Mass Pleasures or Hidden Soirees every month to have sex with as many men as she can for FREE! I’m so confused because my wife and I tried to book her and she wanted money.

I thought her name was “Crystal by the Cases” or something gay like that?- nik

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