Red Rocket Is Just Not Happy

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I feel so bad for my friend Tawnie… Tawnie has always been a hard working and smart girl, but the last few years of the Red Bottoms lifestyle has caught up to her… she has money, has travel, has had plenty of sex but she is still unhappy.  Its caught up to her what she has done for a pair of Red Bottoms etc… Is there anything I can do for her as a friend to help her get back to normal so she can stop trying to pretend she is happy?

Don’t blame Red Rocket’s mind, blame her chest.- nik

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Tiger Booty Is Beat As Hell

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is blowing up on IG cause her ass is one big tiger and she calls herself Tiger Booty.  Here is what I don’t get, its pretty obvious she got that tattoo so she can distract her clients from her nasty beat ass ugly ass face. I don’t see why all these brothas are all about her, and how they be given all the money to her instead of us dark girls… these n*ggas be blind as sh*t.

You know why she got that tattoo right? Just ask Mr. Woods.- nik

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Madison Has DC Potential

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Madison has been getting posted lately and I’m telling you, she is DC potential without a doubt.  She dies for the attention, she will do “photoshoots” with anyone that owns an iPhone 5 with more than 8 megapixels.  I give her another 6 months before we see her enter the club scene.  She works at a bar currently and she will be ready for the big leagues soon.

No nightclub in Las Vegas is going to hire a woman with an arm like that. I decided.- nik

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Red Bottoms Are For Hookers

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Louboutin is making nail polish now to match red bottoms. Bet Red Rocket, Scooby Snack, Chewy, BMD, Wire Transfer, and the Office have already pre-ordered! Oh and it’s $50 a bottle but I guess that’s not bad when you make $1000/hr sucking wrinkly balls!!!

Looks like Christian needed a back-up plan.- nik

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Selena Gomez Going Full Mexican

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4


Click Here to see Selena Gomez attending a special screening of ‘Behaving Badly’… she is going full Mexican!!

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The Office Is Everywhere

July 30, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 40



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell me this is a joke. Unless you’re scared, you gotta put these barstool losers on blast. These dudes are such nerds.  I can’t believe how far up The Office’s ass they are… haven’t they seen those nasty boobs on TheDirty yet?

Nice elbow Abi. Barstool doesn’t know what a bad boob job looks like. Link below.- nik


Click Here to see Abigail Ratchford’s naked selfie!!

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Someone Has To Know

July 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 308

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, don’t want to bore you with all the details but I need some help here.  Long story short, I met this girl at a club and we hit it off.  Ended up coming back to my condo and we had sex, she said she was on her period and that we could only have anal sex, so I did and it was awesome, I even went to breakfast in the morning.  Well, she told me she had no IG and I came across her IG and all the people she follows are mainly hot trannies so now I’m freaking out, is she one?  Does anyone know?  Because I cannot ask any friends, cause if they find out, I will never hear the end of it.  Please email me back if you know, or please post this is Miami. I need to know.

Can someone help a brother out?- nik

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Latina With An ITG

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 105


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so its very rare to see a hot Latina with an ITG but I finally found her and damn is that the best thing I have ever seen… look at it, amazing curves, got a booty and still has a 3 finger ITG.  Thoughts on this Mr. Richie?

All I see is a disgusting pig. Pick up your f*cking clothes.- nik

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