Dirty Scottsdale 110

Posted in The Dirty | September 19th, 2007

**Note** All media people MUST email pr@dirtyscottsdale.com with their embedded media credentials to be placed on the press list for “Pull Wool”. No credentials No press pass.
(Each person must have their own golden ticket printed out. You can not share them and the ticket does not get you in for free- this is a SPECIAL one time only event. You can still come to event without a ticket, but you will be in A line. In my world C goes first! Bring cash 30k’s because these mini skirts are coming in herds!)

AXIS
(Nik Richie broke this)
Looks like Nick is back on the hunt for blondes. Scottsdale has a sea of them my friend. I got tipped off on Saturday that he was out here to party with Leinart’s Roommate (DALE BOYS) to celebrate the roomies B-day and Matt Leinart’s opening. While at the club it seemed like he had some fun talking to blondes and drinking Scotty style. Looks like the Simpson taste buds are not dead yet. Nick had 3 girls at his table all night to himself… that a boy “Guys Weekend”!

P-NAZI
I spoke with him for the first time today via satellite to go over the details of the party. It was amazing… He referred to himself in the third person before every sentence… It felt like God was touching me.- nik

SIX
What does a 30k Millionaire do when they can’t afford something?

SEPT. 27
Thanks ladies for buying those dresses for “Pull Wool”, but this is a party not a job interview. I want to be able to look at you and “file you away”.
(File You Away- the term used when a man sees a hot chick and takes a mental snapshot for later. Usually opening the mental file for personal use when his roommate leaves for work.)

The DALE BOYS
Someone tell Boxers on the right that he has rubbed it all in. Bro you’re good.

DALE PARTY
Created by DS fan.

DALE BOY MUSIC VID
Adam thank you for the inspiration.

SNAGGLES
I mainly put this picture up to prove my point once again about the plus 2 factor… could you imagine if you took the fake spheres out of this picture. These 5′s would become 3′s which would make them into butch Lesbos like the US women’s soccer team.

COUGS
Anyone seen my SALT shaker?

DARQUE TAN
“Let me sell you something!” Anyone else notice the more orange a man gets, the more he thinks he is Tony Robbins- Personal Power.

NEXT
What is wrong with these Club Promoters out here?

(photos from flyer were taken from dirtyscottsdale.com, Nik gives you permission to steal this flyer above.)

SEPT. 27
Yeah this might be the biggest party of the century in Scottsdale. I already have city officials really concerned. Above is my flyer, I know it’s not your typical 30k millionaire flossy flossy lets do blow on it flyer. BUTT my party is for the people! We are making a belt for “The CHAMP” that looks like the biggest D-Bag. Super Snake from Kiss 104.7 is going to be running around the club looking for the winner. Ladies if you are true fans you know what to wear. PEACE- Nik Richie
(Steal this flyer and flood it everywhere (Myspace/Facebook), sleep with it, run with it, master to it, just become one with it. See you at the party.)