Dirty Scottsdale 112

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EVERYONE COME TO MY PARTY! BRING BEADS! TELL THE MAN YOU NEED FRIDAY OFF DUE TO A DS FAMILY EMERGENCY!
D-BAG
Maybe hire someone to do the dishes?
JUST TO CLEAR UP SOME CRAZY THEDIRTY.COM RUMORS HERE IS THE TRUTH:
1) DS is not owned and operated by Pepsi.
2) Nik Richie is not a well hung Blackman and I only have 2 nipples.
3) Nik Richie does not go out and throw Negs at Sets to get IOI’s to Kino Escilate.
4) Nik Richie will be at party. Sheep is the one being Gay. (Are you nuts! Sex fest 07′)
5) DS does not promote you getting your friends so drunk they Passout and almost die.
6) Nik Richie has been offered to host afternoon drive Radio FM. (Details not disclosed yet.)
7) DS has turned down multiple million dollar buy-out offers. (Piss off suits! Trying to take advantage of me while I am young? I still have launch parties to throw at the Playboy Mansion for my Dirty Southern Cali cities bitches.)
8) DS is not a big fan of club promoters because they are useless and can’t afford hosting fees for a website so they use their MySpace.
9) Nik Richie wears pink underwear sometimes. Mainly when I don’t do laundry for awhile.
10) Nik Richie is Britney Bitch!
On a serious note thank you to everyone who is a die-hard and has been with me since the beginning of time. You will be a little surprised to know I have officially quit my job as of last week and told the man his wife’s tuna salad sucked balls. This little project of mine as you can see to the right is about to explode (Also, thanks to the out of state fans for emailing pics from their cities. I have gotten over 3,000 so far. You rock!) I am proud to say I am working with the Top PR Firm and Top Law Firm in Arizona and California, if not the country. I have also turned down multiple offers from multiple suits (Sorry about losing the 20k at the tables did not know it was real money. IOU?), but have decided to go with the top dog in Hollywood and Manhattan. The only reason I chose him is because I want to date one of his A-list clients, but that is another story for another day. He has a real name, but I call him ARI GOLDEN, why not I am Nik Richie, I want him to play in my world plus I don’t think his clients or firm would like it to much if they found out Ari was representing some kid sitting in his underwear who hasn’t shaved in 4 days. Ari will be handling all my business affairs. Anyway stay along for the ride it should get very interesting.
- nik “come to pull wool if your hot” richie
DALE BOY
Please tell me your grandma knit you that masterpiece for your birthday and you didn’t buy that fish net hoping to catch some tuna. Sorry.
SCISSOR GANG
All followers of Gumbi Nation must represent at “Pull Wool”… leave your knumb-chucks at home though. It kind of looks like the guys on the outsides blow dry each other.
JUSTIN BOBBY
Well that was quick.. JBOB in the house rockin’ the Converse All-Stars. I know you guys are Bro’s, but I am thinking your father might have been sleeping around. JBOB hit me, what do I have to do to get a call back son? Also, Sheep lay off the grass.- nik

**Thanks to JR and MARCI for having me on this morning on KDKB 93.3 FM**
D.S. (The Sports Guru) 8-1 YTD (5-0* last week)
Well, I had the week all your 30k millionaires were dreaming of. I went 4-0 on my posted picks. I also had a Monday Night pick that went unpublished by Nik Richie. It was the Redskins money line at +250. That concluded my week at 5-0, bringing my overall record to 8-1. Looking to keep it on track this week and get my win count to double-digits with ease. This week really doesn€™t have too many intriguing match-ups. After all, there probably won€™t be a line on my favorite, Hawaii Warriors, game.- DS Guru

DEVILS MARTINI
“Look mom I caught a Cougar.”
TROUT
You have to love Trout’s. Just think when he was a freshman in College that chick wasn’t even born yet.
LARGE WHITE MEAT
A Blackman’s heaven on earth… lets get some hip-hop in this mug.

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