Leper emailed me to see if I am hiring at The Dirty. I asked her to send me a resume and she sent me this.
Should I hire her as my new assistant? It is a pretty strong resume.- nik
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dirtyfatbaldbastard says:
no, the ring on her finger disqualifies her…
to dirtyfatbaldbastardHateStrong says:
I would just tell her you would like to put her through the interview process.
Invite her over, have her give your Greg some mouth love, and then tell her that you appreciate her interest in the position but she is not what youre looking for.
to HateStrongLeftside Truther says:
She has no ass, you have to pass on this one.
to Leftside TrutherFredforPresident says:
Hell Yes…I don’t know why you give this chick so much grief Nik…unless you really are gay or you actually have a secret crush on her!!! She’s hot and I love her tig ole’ bitties
to FredforPresidentR-Trout says:
the wedding ring says NO!
to R-TroutInternet Hate Machine says:
If she calls this is a resume then she’s clearly only applied to Hustler, Big Beat Beaver Bonanza, and Slutty-Tanned-Boob-Thing Monthly.
She probably thinks Excel is a larger than normal clothing size. You’re better off hiring a lolcat…or Goatse.
to Internet Hate MachineQueso Grande says:
One would say to disqualify her for wearing that huge rock, but I say it makes the situation that much more interesting. Then if Nik gets to know her husband, he can use the phrase, “How’s the wife and my kids” very freely. I’m just sayin’……
to Queso GrandeGutpile says:
Ring? The abundant cleavage drew my eyes like a moth to flame. I didn’t even notice she had hands. Besides, the stud in her tongue trumps any wedding ring. It screams ‘do me’.
to GutpileMr. Scott says:
Ring on Wedding finger has harassment suit written all over it.
to Mr. Scottforreal says:
her resume is good until its reaches her face
to forrealME says:
Nice toes, too. I’d lick them.
to MESelf made 60k Milli says:
Hell no, she’s a fatty fat fat. Thank god for big glasses, aye ugly?
to Self made 60k MilliHarold420 says:
Um, since when do you entertain 6.31934326789 girls? Pass on her, there are much hotter 7.5-8’s looking for jobs.
I know you would like an 8.5-10 to e-mail you, but they all get married by 23.
to Harold420doggie says:
i think she would be a great assistant!
to doggiePTO says:
Thanks Mr. Scott for the reality check. Sounds like Nik’s letting his other head do the thinking.
to PTOHillary Sucks says:
You could hire her as a “head” secretary.
to Hillary SucksJa Dog says:
She can assist my taint…..
to Ja Dogsuckdeez says:
want to suck it
to suckdeezMegadouche says:
I would tax that ass like the government
to MegadouchetREVIZ3 says:
Sure why not…
to tREVIZ3scotty2hotty says:
Big fat arms. She looks like an arm wrestler!
to scotty2hottyDirty Bob says:
Ring on the finger means no commitment-do it Nik! Oh yeah, hire her too!
to Dirty Bobdougiee says:
ill ball deep the broad until she is screaming
to dougieeBobby Lee says:
I would start her at 30K a year with benefits. Make sure she knows what her “job duties” are.
to Bobby Leehaterz says:
haterz
to haterzVERONICA says:
dude…U RANK ON SKIRTS THAT R WAY HOTTER….
to VERONICAAJ says:
I spy a tummy roll in first pic. Therefore, here’s what you do. Put some pens, paper clips and tape rolls in her purse. Hit it on first day and fire her for stealing office supplies. Done and done. Next…
to AJBilly says:
3 words: Non paid intern!
to BillyDon'tDoThat says:
Hot as hell, but a def liability to any company. It says lawsuit written all over her…
to Don'tDoThat35kmilli says:
I’d blow a big burly load of salty malty on that round little face..
to 35kmilli20k-MILLIONAIRE says:
I THINK YOU SHOULD MAN HIRE HER. SHE CAN ASSIST YOU IN GIVING YOU GOOD YUM YUM
AND HIRE ME AS YOUR SEX BOY TOY BUAKEKEKE
to 20k-MILLIONAIREscotts dingy dale says:
the sunglasses people!!…the sunglasses!!..wtf??!! shes indoors
to scotts dingy dalestud says:
this girl should go into porn industry.. she’s already a train wreck, so nothing to lose.. do the gangbangsquad so at least you’ll be fun..
to studhitman says:
Charlie Wilson’s hiring philosophy was simple:
to hitman“We can teach them to type, but we can’t teach them to grow tits.”
Pigsticker says:
Rings don’t plug holes!!! I’d hit and give her a brutal ATM…
to PigstickerSignzmann says:
Might not get much done around the office with your greg constantly asking her to take dictation……
to SignzmannDon'tDoThat says:
Exactly. That’s why my manager said “No girls in the office. Period.”
to Don'tDoThatSouthside_Scottsdale says:
Nik, how come no comment on her thunders? I mean, I don’t see them, but I knwo you have a mroe keen eye than most.
to Southside_ScottsdaleSouthside_Scottsdale says:
Nik, what does your current assistant EMILY look like? She emailed me back the other day responding to an email I sent you, she seemed kinda fiesty, but I could tell she’s probably a little hottie…..
My opinion, she is the hottest girl in Scottsdale hands down – nik
to Southside_ScottsdaleRachaelwithnaturalD's says:
Ring’s don’t plug holes!
to RachaelwithnaturalD'sSouthside_Scottsdale says:
Awesome Nik, I wouldn’t expect anything less. Keep up the hard work.
to Southside_Scottsdaledeez says:
damn nik, what did this girl to do you? lol
to deezwanker says:
Stick it in, yes. Hire, no.
to wanker