BROCK’S CHICK
Posted in Brock's Chick | January 8th, 2008
Name: Brock’s Chick
Orientation: Female
Favorite food: Doesn’t believe in food.
Born: On the Internet
Favorite animal: Private Jets
Hobbies: Looking in Mirror
So I really had to dust this old record off, but I found it. Brock Landers a nomad warrior I met in a dream once wanted to be a blog writer for Dirty Scottsdale and he was on a mission to find his chick. Brock if you are out their my friend please come home to the Dirty.- nik
The Legend of Brock’s Chick (and the reason that is her name):
As I wrote in my first post, every once in awhile I will post a picture of a foxy lady who resides in Scottsdale. I requested submissions from the DS readers, and thanks to all of your emails, I received a whopping zero pictures. Jesus…I almost feel like the kid who eats paste in elementary school…almost.
Fortunately, after spending a night sitting on my couch, in the dark, with a bottle of whiskey, rhythmically flicking the switch on my table side lamp on and off, I remembered that I had the entire DS picture vault at my disposal. Flush with this realization, and coupled with the fact that I have a king-sized ego that can overcome any emotional setbacks, I poured through the numerous pictures on file at the DS headquarters and found the first lady worthy of some recognition.
This girl seems awfully popular since DS has received tons of pictures of her and she’s all over the worldwide Internets. Obviously this girl friggin loves to be photographed–it’s like crack to her. In fact, I’m fairly certain that she purposefully runs red lights so she can get her picture taken by the red light cameras.
Because of this, I was a little hesitant to choose her as my first foxy lady of Scottsdale. And, truth be told, I’m more of a brunette guy, so blonds have to be all the more stunning to gain my attention and admiration. That being said, this lady definitely passed the rigorous requirements that this site sets forth, and she is definitely foxy. See for yourself:
I think she looks smart. I imagine us sitting around debating the modern implications of Sun Tzu’s teachings in “The Art of War,” except replace the first part of this sentence with “tickle fighting while listening to Kelly Clarkson” and you get a gist of the message I’m trying to convey.
Unfortunately, such dreams will never happen because we will never be able to date. The Arizona legislature recently passed a bill that forbids me and this young lady from being an item because we’re too good looking. The debate surrounding this bill was very heated because our classic good looks are polarizing, but I understand they’re line of thinking. If we were to be seen together, our level of attractiveness would be a combined 142–and that’s on a scale of 1-to-5. There is a distinct possibility that persons in the general public would keel over and die from being inundated with such a high level of concentrated beauty. So, for the good of the public health, it is probably better if this lovely lady and I stay apart. I think we both deserve some sort of medal.
Latro,
Brock
Elle says:
Photoshop fo sho! I used to be “friends” with this bitch and she used to be pretty. Now she is tore-up!
to Ellewhatthefunk says:
I met this girl in person about a year ago. A couple days later she added me on myspace & I barely recognized her. What she looks like in person is totally different from how she looks in these pics.
to whatthefunkwhatthefunk says:
PS, I agree w/the guy who said there’s too much of an “ass-kissing” feel to this blog. Pretty disappointing, Nik.
to whatthefunkJerod says:
i wouldnt say”ass kissing” but for sure in contact and back on dirty she arrives.The girl is actually kind of interesting.I think im going to write a book about her so i can roll 30k Mill like most of the scottsdale crew. God,love her heart to death..I know u do
to Jerodgreg says:
myspace.com/onebaddub
there’s staci’s *catch* of a guy, last i checked his page was public and you can see new pics of her in his pic section
to gregbart the fart says:
her bf looks like a cracked out version of little foot from land before time.
to bart the fartummwhat says:
why is somebody faking elle on here of all places??
to ummwhattarts says:
haha@bart the farts comment!
to tartsLaurenMandyStaciElleCole-tis-destiny says:
“but her alias is Mak-a-veli.Least thats what all the bitches tell me.Can ya feeeeel me!”
to LaurenMandyStaciElleCole-tis-destinymandilane seppala says:
Pretty pics except her one and only brunette friend is hotter, and has more class. These pics are for sure photoshop. But you have to do that if you are as alot of others have said “tore-up”. But all that platic surgery has made it a bit better I guess, although mommy and daddy paid for it. I think this girl needs to decide where she lives, and needs to find out her real name.
to mandilane seppalaAnonymous says:
i agree!! i’ve been getting the name Corinne?> hahha weird! also playboy pics errwhere! this girl is bipolar and crazy! proly needs to figure out who she is!
to AnonymousTheRealJerod says:
I just want to know 1 thing.Will she have that damn camera ready when i drop to one knee with a diamond that will make all the girls roll their eyes.Even G-Girl! HAHA
to TheRealJerodanthony says:
staci gonzales is her “real” name, she took it when her mother married her stepfather. i think her brunette friend katie(left side in above pics) is really pretty. they don’t hangout anymore because staci’s current boyfriend is katies ex. the other brunette she used to hangout with was elle burdi, who is the biggest band groupie ever and currently lives in nyc with her latest band member boyfriend.
to anthonyRJ says:
How do you know all of this and how can I/we get more information about Staci?
to RJTheRealJerod says:
well thats a hell of a way to seperate a friendship.Katie”brownie” is crazy cute and sounds sweet.Maybe i handle friendships differently i dunno.Sounds like this girls life has been a complete trainwreck.Jesus! Cant blame anyone for wanting out of AZ
to TheRealJerodWOW says:
she needs to go back to the dark hair, she is looks way better with than she does as a bimbo blonde, and if anyone says they wouldnt do her, they are straight out lying to us all.
to WOWgezz says:
She looks different in every picture..
to gezzDirtySF says:
I couldn’t make it through all of the pics before spanking it…
to DirtySFSteven says:
nothing special, typical blonde with a ton of makeup and fake tits. she serves her purpose and that’s not to hold up the classy end of the spectrum but to be your common club ho type. someone’s gotta do it.
to Stevenher tits in the topless pic above look gross as hell, i thought that they were her legs and she was sitting with them pulled over her chest. they look way too big and saggy.
my friend is friends with her ex jeremy,she moved to scottsdale for him when they were dating. he said he bought her +2′s. the fact that she still keeps them and flaunts them shows her lack of pride and class. she’s stuck with something another guy paid for on her til she gets them taken out. jeremy by the way upgraded bigtime and dates sandee westgate now, who’s just as fake but looks tons better and has much more personality.
keep your trashy ass in pittsburgh staci. someone above said it best she’s “trailor trash who got money”
tp? says:
Can anyone confirm this chick drops the occansional deuce? I can’t see anyone this hot pooping.
to tp?DarkShadow says:
Steven: Your boy Jeremy upgraded to Sandee Westgate?
You actually think that is an upgrade. It is never an upgrade when you are dating a porn star.
to DarkShadowsteve says:
darkshadow, do you think this girl’s any better then a pornstar?? type in staci cole on google, her skanked out topless pics and trashy life are plastered all over the internet. least sandee carries herself with some form of dignity in her daily dealings and when she’s out and isn’t a sleazy attention whore 24/7. does she get it on and show her stuff for a living? sure, that’s one side of her. staci is a full-time whorebag. little leather-faced trog.
to steveyour mother fred says:
From what I can tell, Sandee’s got the better bod & personality. In person, she’s a lot prettier, too. Upgrade.
to your mother fredbestuevrhad says:
I ate her pussy friday night. Sorry Nik.
to bestuevrhadSandy Eggo says:
I want to get up in those guts
to Sandy Eggotracie says:
wow you guys need to get a life and leave staci alone! i know her personally and she is an awesome person
to tracieKagen says:
we bet you know her personally!She is really a HE
to KagenT says:
Too bad she lives in FL
to TCotton Eye Joe says:
This chick is not pretty in real life…particularly when she opens her mouth.
to Cotton Eye Joeanon says:
not hot.
to anonprincess chii says:
she’s pretty. don’t hate!
to princess chiiwhy says:
Bring her back!!! Have seen nothing on her in months. She’s the best ever on this site!!
to whystill available says:
The brunette on the left is more my speed. She looks cool and sexy.
to still availableYeah. says:
We need a Brock’s chick update!
to Yeah.update says:
she’s pregnant.. again. hopefully this time goes better then the last.
to updateRJ says:
There is a fake profile on myspace under the name malibumermaidme under the name Alyssa.
to RJDoes she ever come to California? What does she do for work anyways in Pittsburgh? Sounds boring to me. Pittsburgh. HAH.
Um says:
She stole her friend Katie’s man?
to Umashley says:
her name is staci gonzalez….
to ashleye p says:
shes bad
to e pTori says:
heres your update:
staci gave birth to a little boy and there was TONS of speculation that her and her bf keith were engaged… no wedding pics posted yet so i’m assuming thats a negative on that. as for her friend, Elle, she is currently dating Matt of Taking Back Sunday. I guess you can say being with matt has made her chill out some. you don’t really find very many half naked pics of her whoring it up in south florida anymore. oh and staci, elle and katie are ALL from fort lauderdale
to ToriStaci attended a private high school there and was a cheerleader. Also, worked at Hooters. what a surprise… i know lol Katie went to Western high school. Not really sure what school elle went to… probably didn’t finish high school actually. since she had her daughter at 18. Elle’s older sister, Neen is also an attention whore. though she is ALOT uglier than the rest of them. Elle and Neen (Jeannin) moved to florida after getting in trouble with the law in new york for being escorts. Neen also dabbled in amateur porn… obviously she wasn’t very successful at it… maybe it was the horrible teeth or acne scars. not quite sure
melissa gen says:
I just saw this posting, she is a complete whore and a plastic (her nose is a typical LA plastic nose, they all look the same) and pathetic person that needs the attention of taking 10 million pictures on her sidekick. I don’t know her personally, but my boyfriend dated her about 2 years ago and when he relocated to miami for a job, she spontaneosly intervened between him and I. She would try and leave these ‘hey sexy, baby, umm yummy’ type myspace messages and he literally had to change his number because the skank can’t live without male attention. ANYHOW, she had the nerve to email me (btw I didn’t even know her, my bf had the courtesy to let me know in advance about this douchebag) In the email she went on to say that it was harmless, blah blah and that she really just loved him (my bf) as a person and to ask that I don’t break his heart, and that she was “sooo happy for the both of us”. HUMMM I didn’t even bother responding, I knew what this bitch was trying to do and thank god, well not really (I feel bad for her friend katie) but she stole someone elses man. Anyhow, I’m glad she never emailed me back but any normal person would realize how pathetic and too faced she is. I am 100% certain that her motive was to get to know me and eventually mess up my relationship. I don’t know how on earth she got all this attention on the internet, although it makes sense that she doesn’t have a job and spends every new second getting more work done, taking and posting new pics and finding more men to steal. Anyhow, karma’s a bitch and I’m sure she’ll cross paths with it eventually.
to melissa genSpelling & Grammar Patrol says:
“Two” not too faced.
to Spelling & Grammar Patrolto melissa gen says:
Hello!
to to melissa genMelissa, I’m so sorry but your boyfriend was dating a fake Staci.
I mean, come on! Staci’s had three boyfriends and she definately is not a whore.
oh what karma are you talking about? her first boyfriend cheated on her oh-so many times. her second bf cheated on her so many times and left her for a lesbian transvestite. poor girl, no wonder why she has trust and self-esteem issues. now that she’s happy with Keith and their son… I wish her the best.
YOUR A FAG says:
if you dont think this girl is hott
to YOUR A FAGso what she got work done dont act like the girls on this page wouldnt kill for her body and im sure if they had the money they’d get it done to look like hers so shut up you jealous whores
faker says:
This girl is claiming her name is heather lester and from logan wv. Does anyone really know and I mean really know what this girl is about.
to fakerpissed off 1 says:
She has flirted heavily with my boyfriend over Myspace and I told him to take her off or we’re through. She is disgusting, I thought it was funny when he told me that she was in West Virginia but her profile said Florida and now he is Florida. I hope they are happy. Faker if you come back please post more.
to pissed off 1melissa gen says:
haha this girl will break your heart. If I was any guy I would dump her and get rid of her as fast as I can. She has a lot of problems and a troubled past. She’ll sleep with anyone that has money and try to steal an coax anybodys boyfriend. Once she gets them she gets them so involved that they believe what she says. She’s a plastic wh*re-bag who back stabs her friends.
to melissa genTeresa says:
I can see why this girl has been cheated on. She obviously thinks she is the sh*t. She is constantly trying to steal people’s boyfriends, what kind of normal guy would want to put up with all that. She has to have attention plain and simple and I hear she stole Katie’s bf. Can this girl ever get enough? Probably not and that is why she will end up alone!
to TeresaFantastic Frank says:
Alone? This girl won’t end up alone. Haven’t you seen the alien baby that she has? She’ll find someone to take care of him and her and all her cosmetic surgerys. I’d still bang her!
to Fantastic FrankChad -- 904 says:
None of you Taintpainters have any clue what she’s about….where she’s from….or what kind of past she’s had. She’s not from Ft. Lauderdale as “Tori” (earlier posting) said….everybody keeps adding something to this gossip bandwagon. Don’t act like ANY of you even know the girl….if you did, you would know her real identity….I know I do, I was engaged to her best friend before we lost her to cancer in 2003. You people are pathetic….grow the f*ck up!
to Chad -- 904Gary Indiana says:
You dont know who the f*ck she is so just stop and if you did I’d like to see if you knew her real initials!
to Gary IndianaJake says:
you have no idea what the f*ck your talking about and if you did I’d like to see if you know her real initials!
to Jakeslick rick says:
you dont know what you’re talking about? If you did you would know her real initials!
to slick ricklala says:
^^ OMG you are so bad! how dare you talk about a baby like that! I love staci she’s stunning, maybe a bit fake but who is 100% natural these days? An ugly girl can wear loads of make-up but its not guna help, staci IS pretty.
Girls are either jealous or just see the way she looks and asume she’s a b*tch. Guys say they think she’s ugly fake etc so people may think they are really good looking in real life.
1000 of people steal her photos, so she can’t be that bad…
To me she looks stunning and actualy looks like a nice girl too.
Loads of people love katie price and she’s way more of a slut! her “BF” is a tranny for Fs sake.
If staci reads this: keep posting images I love looking at them and wish I looked as hot as you!
to lalasucker says:
haha. ya’ll are all so wrong – well some of you are right. i knew this girl when she was a kid. she’s from virginia. she’s got a brother and her mom is as much of a flake as she looks like she is. it’s amazing how far beauty will get a woman who’s as dumb as a box of rocks.
to suckercharlesincharge says:
I know she has a brother as well and is from wv. I second that notion that she is as dumb as rocks but with that beauty, u really don’t need em because ya’ll will fall all over her and her sloppy t*ts. Her true identity is heather, we have spoken through hi5 and y_a_(_o_o her sn is heather_*** have fun with her because she is a real treat!
to charlesinchargecharlesincharge says:
7458 are the stars that are blocked out
to charlesincharge