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1. January 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm

   dirtyfatbaldbastard says:

   no, the ring on her finger disqualifies her…

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2. January 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm

   HateStrong says:

   I would just tell her you would like to put her through the interview process.

   Invite her over, have her give your Greg some mouth love, and then tell her that you appreciate her interest in the position but she is not what youre looking for.

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3. January 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   Leftside Truther says:

   She has no ass, you have to pass on this one.

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4. January 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm

   FredforPresident says:

   Hell Yes…I don’t know why you give this chick so much grief Nik…unless you really are gay or you actually have a secret crush on her!!! She’s hot and I love her tig ole’ bitties

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5. January 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   R-Trout says:

   the wedding ring says NO!

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6. January 22, 2008 at 2:58 pm

   Internet Hate Machine says:

   If she calls this is a resume then she’s clearly only applied to Hustler, Big Beat Beaver Bonanza, and Slutty-Tanned-Boob-Thing Monthly.

   She probably thinks Excel is a larger than normal clothing size. You’re better off hiring a lolcat…or Goatse.

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7. January 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   Queso Grande says:

   One would say to disqualify her for wearing that huge rock, but I say it makes the situation that much more interesting. Then if Nik gets to know her husband, he can use the phrase, “How’s the wife and my kids” very freely. I’m just sayin’……

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8. January 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm

   Gutpile says:

   Ring? The abundant cleavage drew my eyes like a moth to flame. I didn’t even notice she had hands. Besides, the stud in her tongue trumps any wedding ring. It screams ‘do me’.

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9. January 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   Mr. Scott says:

   Ring on Wedding finger has harassment suit written all over it.

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10. January 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    forreal says:

    her resume is good until its reaches her face

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11. January 22, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    ME says:

    Nice toes, too. I’d lick them.

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12. January 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Self made 60k Milli says:

    Hell no, she’s a fatty fat fat. Thank god for big glasses, aye ugly?

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13. January 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Harold420 says:

    Um, since when do you entertain 6.31934326789 girls? Pass on her, there are much hotter 7.5-8′s looking for jobs.

    I know you would like an 8.5-10 to e-mail you, but they all get married by 23.

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14. January 22, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    doggie says:

    i think she would be a great assistant!

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15. January 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    PTO says:

    Thanks Mr. Scott for the reality check. Sounds like Nik’s letting his other head do the thinking.

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16. January 22, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Hillary Sucks says:

    You could hire her as a “head” secretary.

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17. January 22, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Ja Dog says:

    She can assist my taint…..

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18. January 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    suckdeez says:

    want to suck it

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19. January 22, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Megadouche says:

    I would tax that ass like the government

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20. January 22, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    tREVIZ3 says:

    Sure why not…

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21. January 22, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    scotty2hotty says:

    Big fat arms. She looks like an arm wrestler!

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22. January 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Dirty Bob says:

    Ring on the finger means no commitment-do it Nik! Oh yeah, hire her too!

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23. January 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    dougiee says:

    ill ball deep the broad until she is screaming

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24. January 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Bobby Lee says:

    I would start her at 30K a year with benefits. Make sure she knows what her “job duties” are.

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25. January 22, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    haterz says:

    haterz

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26. January 22, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    VERONICA says:

    dude…U RANK ON SKIRTS THAT R WAY HOTTER….

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27. January 22, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    AJ says:

    I spy a tummy roll in first pic. Therefore, here’s what you do. Put some pens, paper clips and tape rolls in her purse. Hit it on first day and fire her for stealing office supplies. Done and done. Next…

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28. January 22, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    Billy says:

    3 words: Non paid intern!

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29. January 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Don'tDoThat says:

    Hot as hell, but a def liability to any company. It says lawsuit written all over her…

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30. January 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    35kmilli says:

    I’d blow a big burly load of salty malty on that round little face..

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31. January 23, 2008 at 1:25 am

    20k-MILLIONAIRE says:

    I THINK YOU SHOULD MAN HIRE HER. SHE CAN ASSIST YOU IN GIVING YOU GOOD YUM YUM

    AND HIRE ME AS YOUR SEX BOY TOY BUAKEKEKE

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32. January 23, 2008 at 2:08 am

    scotts dingy dale says:

    the sunglasses people!!…the sunglasses!!..wtf??!! shes indoors

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33. January 23, 2008 at 7:48 am

    stud says:

    this girl should go into porn industry.. she’s already a train wreck, so nothing to lose.. do the gangbangsquad so at least you’ll be fun..

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34. January 23, 2008 at 8:29 am

    hitman says:

    Charlie Wilson’s hiring philosophy was simple:
    “We can teach them to type, but we can’t teach them to grow tits.”

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35. January 23, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Pigsticker says:

    Rings don’t plug holes!!! I’d hit and give her a brutal ATM…

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36. January 23, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Signzmann says:

    Might not get much done around the office with your greg constantly asking her to take dictation……

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37. January 23, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Don'tDoThat says:

    Exactly. That’s why my manager said “No girls in the office. Period.”

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38. January 23, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Southside_Scottsdale says:

    Nik, how come no comment on her thunders? I mean, I don’t see them, but I knwo you have a mroe keen eye than most.

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39. January 23, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Southside_Scottsdale says:

    Nik, what does your current assistant EMILY look like? She emailed me back the other day responding to an email I sent you, she seemed kinda fiesty, but I could tell she’s probably a little hottie…..

    My opinion, she is the hottest girl in Scottsdale hands down – nik

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40. January 23, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    RachaelwithnaturalD's says:

    Ring’s don’t plug holes!

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41. January 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Southside_Scottsdale says:

    Awesome Nik, I wouldn’t expect anything less. Keep up the hard work.

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42. January 23, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    deez says:

    damn nik, what did this girl to do you? lol

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43. January 23, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    wanker says:

    Stick it in, yes. Hire, no.

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