RICKY Rick

Posted in Newport | January 11th, 2008

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EMAIL: Nik this is ricky rick from somewhere around newport, he lies about where he lives to try and go home with you. If you live in HB, so does he.

This is his Myspace headline, it speaks for itself “SINGLE, FUN,OUT-GOING,ATHLETIC,ENTERGETIC,HORNYYY,STYLELISH,NICE AND NEAT,B-BOY-DANCER WILL SERRRRVE ANYONE, ALSO CLUB PROMOTER,HARD WORKER,AND ALWAYS ON POINT”

Just the other night he was seen buying girls drinks at Sutra, and then driving them in the girl’s car to Del Taco, and Taco Bell, both of which he paid for also. I bet by now he really thought he was getting laid. I might add that while at Del he pissed in the trashcan, but to do so he had to stand on his tippy toes because they don’t make trashcans for 5’6″ guys to pee in. After another night of breaking the bank in an attempt to get laid, he again found himself being booted out of a car, all alone at Sutra at 3AM searching for a ride home. If that’s not incentive to give up, I don’t know what is :(

You can tell he is a tool, just look at the chicks he tries to pull.- nik






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