I call B.S. no white man can achieve that level of redness via without ending up the hospital. It has to be coloring of some kind. Either spray-on or photoshop’d.
New Jersey is to the pharmaceutical industry what Delaware is to banking. I bet these two sword swallowers volunteered to be test monkeys for some new barbie pill test run that isnt looking like its going to get FDA approval.
They got paid $50 for their participation and bought all of the attire pictured. On everyone.
I bet 10bucks that these 2 jackasses (the guys) wouldn’t last 5mins at Arpaio’s tent resort. They seem to have that expressive look on thier carrot shaded faces like deyZZ all dat an a bucket o shikon wiff waffles.
All the Jersey dbags fake bake or spray on a tan. Then they rub bronzer over their faces before they go out. Guys using bronzer is almost as bad as guys using guyliner. Unless you are competing for meathead of the year (Mr Universe) you dont put on bronzer.
hey, people!! those freaks are the Gotti boys .
yes, that’s their “real” skin color. months ago nik posted the picture of them ( 5 couples) going to their prom. remember???
LMAO, there must be a terrible problem with rust in NJ’s water supply. Do all the towels in NJ come covered with crap or do you have to apply that seperately?
I love it! Jersey has been up for a minute and we already know where the most Douchebags are in the country….QUIT moving To Phoenix Jersey Douchebags!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT CAN NOT BE REAL!?!?!?!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME THOSE GUYS FACES HAVE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED IN SOME WAY. PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!!!!
jocker knocker says:
This what happened when they moved the oompa loompas to Jersey.
to jocker knockerSwinging udders says:
I wonder if those tans are real…? They’re like black people. You can only see the whites of their eyes.
to Swinging uddersbradley#1 says:
This has to be photo shopped. Are those tans serious?
to bradley#1Maui Tom says:
EVERY Jersey dude I’ve seen so far is a full fledged TARD.
to Maui Tom5150 CENT says:
Yo Oompas
to 5150 CENTOrange you glad you went with Walmart brand fake bake?
Lael says:
I seriously hope that this photo was taken about 20 years ago!
to Laelsandras bitch says:
i’m sorry…this can’t be real.
to sandras bitchif fit is, i might actually fly there to oompa watch
jordan says:
that cannot be for real
to jordanwtf says:
WHAT is with Jersey boys and all their creeeeeepy orange…faces?!
to wtfthurston howell, III says:
are you kidding me right now?! kiss that deposit goodbye…
to thurston howell, IIINFN_NLN says:
I call B.S. no white man can achieve that level of redness via without ending up the hospital. It has to be coloring of some kind. Either spray-on or photoshop’d.
to NFN_NLNEAD says:
Obviousley PHOTOSHOP! come on people! your gonna actuallly believe anyone looks like this EVEN with a fake tan
to EADyour mom says:
New Jersey is to the pharmaceutical industry what Delaware is to banking. I bet these two sword swallowers volunteered to be test monkeys for some new barbie pill test run that isnt looking like its going to get FDA approval.
They got paid $50 for their participation and bought all of the attire pictured. On everyone.
to your momTad says:
Are you going to steal every picture HotChicksWithDouchebags.com has on their site?
to TadTad says:
Are you going to steal every picture HotChicksWithDouchebags has on their site?
to TadCUNextTuesday says:
Whenever I see photos like these I wonder if these guys have orange balls too. Like little clementines.
I really wanna go to Jersey now. Just so I can see this breed in their natural habitat.
to CUNextTuesdayOMG says:
are u serious right now…that is so pathetic. i hope these guys see this. i would love to hear what their excuse is.
to OMGnorscotts says:
seriously?….I’m I the only one that seems something wrong with this?
to norscottsJP says:
Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!
to JPwtf? says:
norscotts, what year did you drop out of school?
to wtf?HAHA DIRTY JERSEY!! says:
I lived in Jersey for 15 years, trust me, its real!!
to HAHA DIRTY JERSEY!!Don Mega says:
Nik, you need a separate category “Dirty Oompahs”
to Don MegaHillary Sucks says:
These guys look like the Blue Man Group, only a different color.
to Hillary SucksMegadouche says:
Yo Vinnie…. chek dis out!
to Megadouchegrush63 says:
I bet 10bucks that these 2 jackasses (the guys) wouldn’t last 5mins at Arpaio’s tent resort. They seem to have that expressive look on thier carrot shaded faces like deyZZ all dat an a bucket o shikon wiff waffles.
to grush63Leftside Truther says:
Keep all that filth east of the Mississippi.
to Leftside TrutherJersey losers stop moving to AZ says:
All the Jersey dbags fake bake or spray on a tan. Then they rub bronzer over their faces before they go out. Guys using bronzer is almost as bad as guys using guyliner. Unless you are competing for meathead of the year (Mr Universe) you dont put on bronzer.
to Jersey losers stop moving to AZjust faboo says:
This has gotta be a joke!
to just faboowestsidegurl says:
omg, they look like oompa loompas! LMAO
to westsidegurlMaui Tom says:
okay I’m pretty sure the guy on the left is a corpse…an orange one..but a corpse…
to Maui TomSt. Mike says:
You’re stealing pictures from a site that’s better run than your own. That’s embarrassing. This is from hotchickswithdouchebags.com
to St. MikeGUIDO HATER says:
WTF!!! I would hate to see their pillows! They look like they rolled around in s#*t!
to GUIDO HATERlena wayback says:
hey, people!! those freaks are the Gotti boys .
to lena waybackyes, that’s their “real” skin color. months ago nik posted the picture of them ( 5 couples) going to their prom. remember???
Maui Tom says:
oh and…I meant the guy on the RIGHT.
to Maui Tomhaha says:
this is like asking for skin cancer. Are they trying to do the opposite of Michael Jackson?
to hahaWouldntYouLikeToKnow says:
Only idots spend time on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com
to WouldntYouLikeToKnowFLACO says:
hi, we are the new spokesmen for oj
to FLACOONE says:
They are pulling a Michael Jackson…only going from white to black…someone better tell them that they look orange..wtf are they thinking?
to ONEwcdub says:
LMAO, there must be a terrible problem with rust in NJ’s water supply. Do all the towels in NJ come covered with crap or do you have to apply that seperately?
to wcdubJersey Hater says:
I love it! Jersey has been up for a minute and we already know where the most Douchebags are in the country….QUIT moving To Phoenix Jersey Douchebags!!!
to Jersey HaterPTO says:
Thanks Mom! Always a treat to hear your sage wisdom.
to PTOAlysa says:
Are those the gotti boys?
to AlysaSotagirl says:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT CAN NOT BE REAL!?!?!?!
to SotagirlFOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME THOSE GUYS FACES HAVE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED IN SOME WAY. PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!!!!
SB says:
how out of touch with reality are these people???? i think that tanning sshould be outlawed
to SBHugh Jass says:
I think they are “connected”, aren’t all Jersey douchebags “connected”???
to Hugh JassJ.K. Rowling says:
They make this too easy.
to J.K. Rowlinghahahaha says:
they are not jersey kids they are from brooklyn and staten island the more orange dbag goes to my school fordham university in the bx
to hahahahaLisseth says:
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to Lisseththedirty.com says:
Will you go to prom with me.. Tiptop
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