The Dirty

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1. January 20, 2008 at 10:50 pm

   jocker knocker says:

   This what happened when they moved the oompa loompas to Jersey.

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2. January 20, 2008 at 10:50 pm

   Swinging udders says:

   I wonder if those tans are real…? They’re like black people. You can only see the whites of their eyes.

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3. January 20, 2008 at 11:02 pm

   bradley#1 says:

   This has to be photo shopped. Are those tans serious?

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4. January 20, 2008 at 11:04 pm

   Maui Tom says:

   EVERY Jersey dude I’ve seen so far is a full fledged TARD.

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5. January 20, 2008 at 11:14 pm

   5150 CENT says:

   Yo Oompas
   Orange you glad you went with Walmart brand fake bake?

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6. January 20, 2008 at 11:16 pm

   Lael says:

   I seriously hope that this photo was taken about 20 years ago!

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7. January 21, 2008 at 12:12 am

   sandras bitch says:

   i’m sorry…this can’t be real.
   if fit is, i might actually fly there to oompa watch

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8. January 21, 2008 at 12:48 am

   jordan says:

   that cannot be for real

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9. January 21, 2008 at 12:50 am

   wtf says:

   WHAT is with Jersey boys and all their creeeeeepy orange…faces?!

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10. January 21, 2008 at 1:04 am

    thurston howell, III says:

    are you kidding me right now?! kiss that deposit goodbye…

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11. January 21, 2008 at 1:20 am

    NFN_NLN says:

    I call B.S. no white man can achieve that level of redness via without ending up the hospital. It has to be coloring of some kind. Either spray-on or photoshop’d.

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12. January 21, 2008 at 1:31 am

    EAD says:

    Obviousley PHOTOSHOP! come on people! your gonna actuallly believe anyone looks like this EVEN with a fake tan

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13. January 21, 2008 at 2:33 am

    your mom says:

    New Jersey is to the pharmaceutical industry what Delaware is to banking. I bet these two sword swallowers volunteered to be test monkeys for some new barbie pill test run that isnt looking like its going to get FDA approval.

    They got paid $50 for their participation and bought all of the attire pictured. On everyone.

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14. January 21, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Tad says:

    Are you going to steal every picture HotChicksWithDouchebags.com has on their site?

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15. January 21, 2008 at 2:40 am

    Tad says:

    Are you going to steal every picture HotChicksWithDouchebags has on their site?

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16. January 21, 2008 at 2:52 am

    CUNextTuesday says:

    Whenever I see photos like these I wonder if these guys have orange balls too. Like little clementines.

    I really wanna go to Jersey now. Just so I can see this breed in their natural habitat.

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17. January 21, 2008 at 2:58 am

    OMG says:

    are u serious right now…that is so pathetic. i hope these guys see this. i would love to hear what their excuse is.

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18. January 21, 2008 at 3:05 am

    norscotts says:

    seriously?….I’m I the only one that seems something wrong with this?

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19. January 21, 2008 at 8:29 am

    JP says:

    Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!

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20. January 21, 2008 at 8:29 am

    wtf? says:

    norscotts, what year did you drop out of school?

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21. January 21, 2008 at 9:04 am

    HAHA DIRTY JERSEY!! says:

    I lived in Jersey for 15 years, trust me, its real!!

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22. January 21, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Don Mega says:

    Nik, you need a separate category “Dirty Oompahs”

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23. January 21, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Hillary Sucks says:

    These guys look like the Blue Man Group, only a different color.

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24. January 21, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Megadouche says:

    Yo Vinnie…. chek dis out!

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25. January 21, 2008 at 11:13 am

    grush63 says:

    I bet 10bucks that these 2 jackasses (the guys) wouldn’t last 5mins at Arpaio’s tent resort. They seem to have that expressive look on thier carrot shaded faces like deyZZ all dat an a bucket o shikon wiff waffles.

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26. January 21, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Leftside Truther says:

    Keep all that filth east of the Mississippi.

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27. January 21, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Jersey losers stop moving to AZ says:

    All the Jersey dbags fake bake or spray on a tan. Then they rub bronzer over their faces before they go out. Guys using bronzer is almost as bad as guys using guyliner. Unless you are competing for meathead of the year (Mr Universe) you dont put on bronzer.

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28. January 21, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    just faboo says:

    This has gotta be a joke!

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29. January 21, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    westsidegurl says:

    omg, they look like oompa loompas! LMAO

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30. January 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Maui Tom says:

    okay I’m pretty sure the guy on the left is a corpse…an orange one..but a corpse…

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31. January 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    St. Mike says:

    You’re stealing pictures from a site that’s better run than your own. That’s embarrassing. This is from hotchickswithdouchebags.com

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32. January 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    GUIDO HATER says:

    WTF!!! I would hate to see their pillows! They look like they rolled around in s#*t!

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33. January 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    lena wayback says:

    hey, people!! those freaks are the Gotti boys .
    yes, that’s their “real” skin color. months ago nik posted the picture of them ( 5 couples) going to their prom. remember???

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34. January 21, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Maui Tom says:

    oh and…I meant the guy on the RIGHT.

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35. January 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    haha says:

    this is like asking for skin cancer. Are they trying to do the opposite of Michael Jackson?

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36. January 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    WouldntYouLikeToKnow says:

    Only idots spend time on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com

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37. January 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    FLACO says:

    hi, we are the new spokesmen for oj

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38. January 22, 2008 at 8:44 am

    ONE says:

    They are pulling a Michael Jackson…only going from white to black…someone better tell them that they look orange..wtf are they thinking?

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39. January 22, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    wcdub says:

    LMAO, there must be a terrible problem with rust in NJ’s water supply. Do all the towels in NJ come covered with crap or do you have to apply that seperately?

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40. January 22, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Jersey Hater says:

    I love it! Jersey has been up for a minute and we already know where the most Douchebags are in the country….QUIT moving To Phoenix Jersey Douchebags!!!

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41. January 22, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    PTO says:

    Thanks Mom! Always a treat to hear your sage wisdom.

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42. January 23, 2008 at 12:14 am

    Alysa says:

    Are those the gotti boys?

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43. January 23, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Sotagirl says:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT CAN NOT BE REAL!?!?!?!
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME THOSE GUYS FACES HAVE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED IN SOME WAY. PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!!!!

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44. January 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    SB says:

    how out of touch with reality are these people???? i think that tanning sshould be outlawed

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45. January 23, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Hugh Jass says:

    I think they are “connected”, aren’t all Jersey douchebags “connected”???

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46. January 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    J.K. Rowling says:

    They make this too easy.

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47. July 22, 2008 at 10:50 am

    hahahaha says:

    they are not jersey kids they are from brooklyn and staten island the more orange dbag goes to my school fordham university in the bx

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48. January 5, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Lisseth says:

    ..

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49. May 13, 2011 at 4:03 am

    thedirty.com says:

    Will you go to prom with me.. Tiptop

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