CARMEX
Up close and personal… she makes you want to take some fish oil vitamins.
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thats just gross. She’s starting to look like that one woman who has had the most facial plastic surgery and looks like a cat.
Learn to dance, it’ll make up for your facial creation you paid for. Gross.
IM SORRY BUT WOW SHE SUCKS AT DANCING…
Even with a fish face…she has a nice body and huge knockers…and u has to be able to suck a mean one…id still hit it
Wow, it looks like she is having seizures, all that stuff they pumped into her lips must have worked its way up into her brain… I love how they keep taking the light away from her and she is bouncing all over the place trying to stay in the spot light… stay in the dark sweetie, nobody wants to watch you dance
hopefully she is rolling….because i can’t think of any other reasonable explanation for the awful dancing.
wow how can she think she looks good?!
THAT, is not dancing. And her lips, well, frightening
she gets paid to hop around like a cracked out monkey? and i thought we ahd awful girls in vegas and chicago!
That was painful to watch. What a freak show
That was bloody awful! It was so bad that I couldn’t stop watching and better yet once it was done all I could think was, “Why the hell am I wasting my time watching this!?” I hope she was on drugs or something to have an adequate excuse for that retched dancing! Can you even call that dancing?! I understand that we all want to have a hobby or be good at something, but dear God! PLEASE put the go-go boots back under the bed, actually BURY THEM in your apartment’s planter or something. Give up – just give up.
P.S. – that DJ was t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e. So bad, I had to spell it out.
I’m not convined that there is a natural born human female ….
I’m sorry, why are people cheering it on in that video? Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick…
anyone who say’s they’d hit that is a queer. That’s a man
Looks like she got her “dance moves” from an exercise video.
That seriously has to be a man… He dances like a drag queen. Also, with all that plastic surgery….who knows what he looked like before. Probably shaved away what he could of his man features and tried to look like every gay man’s “if I was straight I would do her”, Angelina Jolie. THAT’S IT! He looks like a cracked out Laura Croft! BAM!
I agree I think she did jack those moves from an exercise video.
Look at the size of those dick skinners (hands) there is no way thats a woman..
I would not mouth bang Carmex with Nik’s greg and Dirty Don pushing!!
What is it like 2 in the afternoon at that club? You can hear 3 people cheering in that video, her pimp, her drug dealer (not the same guy) and Aquaman(and he’s only cheering because she’s finally out of the water).
And I push pretty hard Dirty Army!
I think that’s the problem with plastic surgery, some Doc’s won’t say no. Those that do, the patient can go and find another doc that will perform the surgery.
She could have body dysmorphic disorder or it’s a dude.
That is so bizarre looking. Those lips looked almost photoshopped they are so freakish. They kinda turn me on in a weird way.
Nik, stop using photoshop to mangle those lips. She’s EuroTrash that can’t dance. That should be punishment enough.
Don’t even know how to use photoshop… those are her lips no joke.- nik
Looks like time has not been kind to Ms. Janice Dickinson….
I hate to imagine the contaminating stench metastasizing from that box after a round of dancing …
“It” does look like one of the bald cats. I think they are called Sphinx cats. Google image search for it.
I swear to God. Some of the people Nik puts up here can’t be real. Frog, Burrito, the orange brigade from Jersey, this disaster.
It’s too much. I mean to be that way 24/7?
For real?
what i would to to have those lip pillows on my greg
Those things remind me of some beat up p*ssy lips.
Thats a she-male. I dont understand Y guys want to become a woman. The lips actually look like they were filled up with air. If I was next to him/her I would pop them with a needle.
Oh the humanity.
her face makes me want to kill myself
african ant eating ritual
she did the running man in the beginning LMAO
Worst dancer I’ve ever seen.
LMFAO! Someone please have her go see Bruno and Carrie Ann so they can give her some dancing advice! That was hard to watch!
wowwie wow wow. glow sticks were over in ’99 people! Was it just me or did anybody notice that her tits didn’t even move when she was jumping around?she looks like a bobblehead
isn’t this the chick that was on Mtv True Life:I’m On Ecstasy? She was obsessed with that DJ Jonathan Peters and snorted some mystery substance off the floor.
She was totally looking right at me during the slow part of that song. I knew it, she wants me!
i love when she’s grabbing her pigtails and using those to dance with. classic
Those can’t be her natural lips. If they are get them fixed!!!
Thanks for putting this up online. Your blog rocks and mine sucks by comparison but its still cool.
I know this girl I know too many people all over this site. She is actually a doctor in Hollywood. She is an awesome girl but yeah her lips are a bit over done…
who is she?
whats her name?