Tell me my buddy Schmidt did not get Cadillac tatted on his other side? He doesn’t even drive one…
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Your mom says:
actually.. he does have a cadillac .. escalade.. on huge tires.. it’s pretty bad ass
to Your momGutpile says:
Nice sausage fest. Lets see there is almost 1 boob for every guy. Yippee!
to Gutpilescottsdaleblows says:
Lets see how many peoople we can fit on our 8 person boat, then get drunk and wake board.
to scottsdaleblowsfoolio says:
escalades on huge tires are dumb
to foolioHugh Jass says:
Escalades on stock wheels = white mom
Escalades on 22+ wheels = Blackman or Blackman wannabe
I think that is a “tatoo only” cruise.
to Hugh JassSwedishMeatball says:
Haha an escalade on huge tires! What a tool bag – Driver Select wants their leased truck back. There’s a waiting list in downtown Houston for Escalades on ‘twinkies’ douche.
to SwedishMeatballDouche Bigalow says:
Wow meathead, sweet cadillac tatt. Did you get that BEFORE or AFTER Travis Barker did? I’ll bet you 1 million dollars you did it after.
to Douche BigalowHopper says:
I think the guy wearing the wife beater wants to let Cadillac stick it in his butt
to HopperMisty says:
Obviously dude…u know nothing about him cause as the 1st person said… He does own a cadi & yes its bad ass! Id luv 2 see what u drive!Sausage fest?? Baby… we do it big in H~Town! This was btw Memorial Wknd 2007 in which a HUGE group of us took all out boats to Lake T in Austin.. where were u? Prolly SOLO!!!HA!
to MistyRhonda says:
I drive a Corvette but I am not going to go tatting Corvette on myself. What a fool. I was on Lake Travis Memorial weekend and remember seeing these idiots. They were all cracked out just like they always are when I see them out in Midtown.
to RhondaCITY OF D[OUCHE], TX says:
Let’s break down the boat:
Kevin Collier – bottom looking over the shoulder. Loves anal beads (one of his fling’s professes), no personality, and his nose is never satisfied.
Logan – Loser that still hasn’t lost the 45 lbs he gained in Spring Break of 99.
Matt Paliotsos – Major tool who is opening up another boring bar in a few months on Washington. **YAWN**
Chris from The Woodlands – Meat head with an oh-so-small six inch penis. *CONFIRMED*
Ken – biggest loser of Houston. He is 5’4″ and has the steroid sydrome that all short guys do. Small penis, also.
Brandon with the Bandana – has a kid who’s nose hopefully will never be as hungry as her father’s. DOUCHE BAG. Worse than any douche in Dallas or Austin.
YEP, that about sums up the whole boat of losers! I remember seeing them that weekend. If they were real ballers they’d be in a yacht!
to CITY OF D[OUCHE], TXomg says:
omg, wow. NICE BREAK DOWN!! So true who did this???
to omgHAHAHA says:
You got everyone right, except Kevin Collier, he was there but not in this picture….
to HAHAHAFunny says:
Most of those douche bags are ballers on budgets. They think they are rich, but they’re not.
to FunnyJR says:
Get a bigger boat or leave people at home next time. Look like a bunch of idiots piling up on a little boat like that.
to JRB I F F says:
I see how you ya roll true to the GANXTA life. Halla Back! Bad ass chicks, cadillac’s, Benz, Sport Boat, Threesomes, Custom Choppers & living life on the MOFO Edge! I summed up the whole Mutha FUKN Crew! those who live it know. I ride Primo so I know!! PLus we roll Vegas, HTX, DTX, & ATX! When we roll up you aint getn no Puzzy Bitches!!
to B I F FChris Benoit says:
That is me who loves anal beads. I am the one looking over my shoulder not Kevin Collier. You guys need to give credit where credit is due.
to Chris BenoitLMFAO!!!!! says:
A PADDLE BOAT FULL OF HOUSTON’S BIGGEST CRACKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!
to LMFAO!!!!!B I F F says:
B I F F did not write that, thank you.
to B I F Fmartini says:
Ken is a great guy… STOP HATING… get a life.
to martiniJeebus says:
Why would a dude get a car brand tattooed on his ribs???
to JeebusAnonymous says:
Ken is a great guy, & his tattoos are all pretty nice. Oh & the comment about small penis its not true, ur just hating for no reason.
to AnonymousXoxo says:
Ken is a wonderful guy!!! All of his tattoos are F* awesome, oh & the comment about having a small penis, its not true, its actually on the larger side!
to Xoxo