Shaq Attack

Posted in Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 10th, 2008

6rthjeg3rtw3t.jpg
sahyu56.jpg
6776yhjdr5ey5.jpg
img_t7w451598-copy.jpg

EMAIL: Hey, I was at Scottsdale Fashion Square today and ran into Shaq. I was with my girlfriend and we were driving to the mall when i saw Shaq’s enormous black truck. We followed him into an office complex and asked to take a picture with him. He said we could as long as I gave him a ride. So after taking pics he hopped in the car and I drove him to the Grand Lux. Pretty sweet.

Well that answers that question. Yes, Shaq can fit into a honda and likes Asian women.- nik



Leave your comment

28 Dirty Comments

Shaq Attack
  1. March 10, 2008 at 10:27 am

    lc2ut says:

    Ugh I was just in that commercial park on Friday… of course I missed Shaq!

    Reply to lc2ut
  2. March 10, 2008 at 10:31 am

    DTM says:

    I saw Shaq at Club Trist in Vegas he is enormous but very approachable and shook my hand, he is a super cool guy! Phoenix is lucky to have him.

    Reply to DTM
  3. March 10, 2008 at 10:31 am

    scotty2hotty says:

    that is awesome!

    Reply to scotty2hotty
  4. March 10, 2008 at 10:36 am

    slusho says:

    gotta give it to shaq. he seems like he’s pretty fun.

    Reply to slusho
  5. March 10, 2008 at 10:43 am

    RUFUS says:

    Shaq is a badass for doing this. T.D. is quick to make fun of people, I mean come on that’s why we come here, but Shaq is bound to take hundreds of photos with random fans while he’s here. Even G-Girl would ask him for a photo. So I gotta give this guy props for taking a ride with a random Asian d00d (which are VERY intimidating I might add). RUFUS FOR PRESIDENT!

    Reply to RUFUS
  6. March 10, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Leeeerrrrrooooyyyy Jeeeennnkkkkinnngggsss says:

    Shaq just went up huge in my book.

    Reply to Leeeerrrrrooooyyyy Jeeeennnkkkkinnngggsss
  7. March 10, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Jtummy says:

    what cool guy. hes worth millions and asking random asian people for rides. i wanna smoke a blunt with shaq.

    Reply to Jtummy
  8. March 10, 2008 at 11:17 am

    the BEST says:

    He can curl asian kids, but he can’t make a free throw!

    Go Lakers!

    Reply to the BEST
  9. March 10, 2008 at 11:21 am

    yo yo says:

    I want your GF

    Reply to yo yo
  10. March 10, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Mikey says:

    Shaq is a badass. One of the most down-to-earth celebs.

    Reply to Mikey
  11. March 10, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Mike says:

    Shaq keep being yourself man. Welcome to Phoenix!

    Mike

    p.s. One small request, try to get us some wins.

    Reply to Mike
  12. March 10, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Silly wabbits says:

    All you guys who worship pro athletes come off as having the same intellectual constitution as the teenyboppers shrieking at a Britney Spears sighting. Same game, different name!

    Reply to Silly wabbits
  13. March 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Hardwork says:

    Is that Long Duck Dong and his GF Me So Horney with him?? Classic photos!

    Reply to Hardwork
  14. March 10, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Dim Sum says:

    Shaq dim sum u win and dim sum u don’t…as Marion would say…u been here 4 week…u go naaww!!!! u go naaww!!!

    Just yokin….just yoke’n…me play funny on Shaq….rahhar har har…

    Reply to Dim Sum
  15. March 10, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    VoteQuimby says:

    Got to admit this changes my opinion of Shaq. Those are really cool pictures.

    Reply to VoteQuimby
  16. March 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    SectCells says:

    Shaq’s a pretty down ass dude! He must be having a lot of car problems lately though, he was in Cali last week and his car got a flat in front of a local market and he paid the girl inside $100 to watch it until someone came to pick it up and then got picked up by a driver.

    Reply to SectCells
  17. March 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Southgate Taylor says:

    Damn, I wanna smoke a blunt with the “Big Aristotle” too.

    GO LAKERS

    Reply to Southgate Taylor
  18. March 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Scottsdale Ho says:

    Kinda gay to let him hold you dude…

    Reply to Scottsdale Ho
  19. March 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Richard Leak says:

    I want to bang homeboy’s lady. She is way to cute for his ass.

    Reply to Richard Leak
  20. March 10, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Long Duck Dong says:

    Pretty cool pictures. I wonder if he carries white people too, or if it’s just a thing he has with Asians…

    Reply to Long Duck Dong
  21. March 10, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    maybe he likes the guy says:

    who says he likes the girl, maybe he likes the guy….

    Reply to maybe he likes the guy
  22. March 10, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    maybe he likes the guy says:

    who says he likes the girl…maybe he likes the guy

    Reply to maybe he likes the guy
  23. March 10, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Angry Blogger says:

    This is a light workout for Shaq. Asians never weigh more than 90 pounds.

    Reply to Angry Blogger
  24. March 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    tangerinibikini says:

    yeah big cactus!! you are awesome!!!!

    Reply to tangerinibikini
  25. March 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    yupyup says:

    When was Shaq at Tryst?

    Reply to yupyup
  26. March 11, 2008 at 7:37 am

    dic nic says:

    what a douche signature

    Reply to dic nic
  27. March 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    sororityslut says:

    what a great sense of humour! love it!

    Reply to sororityslut
  28. March 12, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    g0dluvsugly says:

    probably the coolest thing i’ve read on this site. nice pics too!

    Reply to g0dluvsugly

Leave a Comment

Please do not spam, all messages will be reviewed