DIRTY ARMY INTEL: SHE IS ALSO AN UNDERAGE DRINKER AND LIKES BLACK ATHLETES THAT SAME WEEKEND.
She cheated on TRUMP VODKA with Grey Goose in those red cups… what a terrible employee? The plot thickens…. TMZ.COM.- nik
DIRTY ARMY EMAIL: BILLIONAIRE DONALD TRUMP’S VODKA SCREWED BIG TIME BY 944 MAGAZINE!! MARC LOTENBERG’S 944 MAGAZINE HELD AN EVENT AT THE 944 SUPER VILLAGE WHERE THEY PROMOTED TRUMP VODKA AS WELL AS PROMOTING IT ALL OVER THE MAGAZINE. FOR THE EVENT 944 MAGAZINE HIRED AND BODY PAINTED A FEW MODELS. AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE ONE OF THE MODELS WAS ONLY WAS ONLY 17 YEARS OLD (CHANELL). SHE WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED , PASSING OUT DRINKS AND DRINKING DURING THE WHOLE EVENT AND PROMOTING TRUMP’S VODKA! THIS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE DISGRACE FOR 944 MAGAZINE, THE J GROUP (WHO REPS TRUMP VODKA HERE IN THE VALLEY) AND WORST OF ALL TRUMP VODKA AND DONALD TRUMP.
I HAVE ATTACHED THE PICTURES, HER LICENSE AND A QUOTE FROM TRUMP VODKA PEOPLE I FOUND ONLINE.
Award Winning Trump Vodka to Be Featured at Super Bowl Entertainment Experience; 944 Magazine to Turn Four Acres of Scottsdale Waterfront Into Epicenter of Entertainment, Celebrities and Special Events From Thursday-Sunday of Super Bowl XLII Week
WILTON, CT–(MARKET WIRE)–Jan 29, 2008 — Drinks Americas Holdings, Ltd. (OTC BB:DKAM.OB) today announced that it will be partnering with 944 Magazine, the official lifestyle magazine of the 2008 Arizona Super Bowl Host Committee, through a four day promotional program at “Super Village” featuring Trump Super Premium Vodka. 944 Magazine, in conjunction with high profile brands like Trump Super Premium Vodka, is producing an elaborate entertainment experience on the Scottsdale Waterfront during the week leading up to Super Bowl XLII.
Trump Super Premium Vodka will be featured throughout the event, and the Company expects to sell up to 1000 cases. Specially constructed and merchandised Trump Vodka bars, Trump Ice sculptures, a VIP Trump Vodka area, and other extensive means of brand exposure will permeate the entire event.
Along with a number of surprise guests, the Trump Vodka bars will feature celebrity bartenders, and twenty-four Trump Super Premium Vodka hostesses will serve the VIPs.
Donald Trump stated, “The village is a fantastic venue for people to come and enjoy Trump Super Premium Vodka. We are thrilled to reach so many fans with the great tasting product.”
Patrick Kenny, CEO Drinks Americas, stated, “We expect up to 25,000 people to get a chance to enjoy this great event with the opportunity to sample our award winning Vodka. Trump Super Premium Vodka is growing nationally and expanding internationally, has had a super year and the chance to market the brand in Phoenix during Super Bowl week, will contribute to the brand’s momentum and overall success.”
Can’t wait to see how the Donald’s PR team is going to talk their way out of this one. I called the Trump Organization to get a comment from the Don, but he was to busy for Nik Richie.- nik
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Yeah that has “class” written all over it……OK more like “ass”. I bet that marketing idea took all week to think of!
this vodka is terrible and the marketing behind it is equally as bad!
I met the two responsible for this. They gave me this whole story how Trump as very good friends with the guy who made Belvedere and before he died they thought of this. Apparently, this is going to be the next “World’s Luxury Vodka”….He started digging through the little raver backpack she had on and tried to give me a sample. It was promptly disposed of into the trash. I would rather have the pharmacy gallon value jug.
Check the archives. This is the same 17 yr old who BEGGED to have her pic taken down after being posted at GUMBYS underage party.
TOTAL SKANK…HIT THAT BEFORE ! SHE IS ONLY 17 PEOPLE….AND STILL LIVES AT HOME…….. !!! LOL
I am pretty sure Trump is marketed by that douchebag at the J Group. You had him on your sitebefore. Everything he touches turns to sh*t!!!
Joe Patti from the J Group promotes Trump and they are all over 944. Maybe that is why is it is poorly repped, the 2 biggest douchebag organizations in Arizona.
Yeah, this is awesome Trump’s people in New York have already reached out throwing blame on 944. This might get interesting.- nik
Now she is 18 (birthday mid feb) and living at home spending money she has been in many shoots and making a name for her self, so don’t be a plaayer haaater.
Have they sold a bottle of this junk, or is it free? Any liquor reps want to comment…
Am I missing something? This chick turned 18 on Feb. 15, according to her license. When was the event?
I now realize the err of my last comment. Superbowl. Duh. Disregard.
I worked the Trump V.I.P area for 1 day before I quit. Besides the non- tipping celebrities, disgusting antics by them like throwing drinks on the floor, and no level of security at all, the vodka was NOT free flowing. A member of the Giants football team got super aggressive by trying to swipe a bottle of vodka out of our area. We were the only ones allowed to pour. What’s a 5ft gal to do? When we went to restock our vodka the Trump bartender was reluctant to give us any more product, because he was OUT! I was really disappointed by the lack of class presented by the Trump promoters. Also 944 has not paid me for the day I worked!!!!!!! DIRTY BUSINESS!
Even is she did turn 18 dont you have to be 19 to serve and 21 to drink??????
who cares? why would someone scan in the id of a seventeen your old girl who was drinking at a Super Bowl event. Who is the loser trying to blow the whistle on an underage drinker?
They aren’t naked dumb asses - They are wearing shirts like Burrito’s panties!!
damn she looks so innocent on her id. The quite girls are always the biggest freaks. FTV girls here you come darling!
Yo Nik…..if she’s only 17….and you have these pics up? Can’t you get in trouble? I don’t want Chris Hansen and the “to catch a predator” people comin’ after you. Keep up the good work!
Is this really all you people do all day….look for someone or something to hate on?? I’m extremely embarrassed for you!!
How about saying something positive?? Remember, we are all human and NO ONE is perfect.
Tip for nik- I’d get your facts straight before you start making accusations that will only make you look ridiculous in the end. 
BTW, go 944!!! You’re Super Bowl event was amazing!!
The event was held the week leading up to Super Bowl. She did not turn 18 until Feb. 15th, after that party.
Nik, why do you need “A QUOTE FROM TRUMP VODKA PEOPLE I FOUND ONLINE”? Last week you claimed Trump’s people were contacting you directly about the story.
I really don’t think this is a big deal. I don’t think Trump has the time to micro-manage all aspects of his businesses. This was clearly a slip up of the modeling agency and not Trump.
The only people that can potentially be liable are the people that hired her…944. Trump is in the clear and it won’t hurt his already crappy vodka anymore.
So What Says:
who cares? why would someone scan in the id of a seventeen your old girl who was drinking at a Super Bowl event. Who is the loser trying to blow the whistle on an underage drinker?
March 17th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
So what, this isn’t about underage drinking. We dont know what she had anything to drink. This is about body painting a naked 17 year old and using her to promote alcohol. That’s dirty and because of her age someone (944, modeling agency - not trump) will be in trouble for hiring her to get naked.
Trump may not like this because it could tarnish the vodka name he is trying to stat. But Trumps people wont get into any trouble. Trump only licenses his name to things & has no hand in the day to day operations. Even Trumps condos in Vegas, Florida, etc are developed by other companies with Trump just selling his name for a big cut of the profit.
Can you see how obvious it is when people mentioned in the post get on and try to defend themselves. Its so embarrassing!!! When the police see this post 944 is going to get a huge fine and a huge investigation. Trump will not let some piece of sh*t magazine damage his brand.
Hey Sonny, guess what, it is a big deal. You are going to be out of a job when 944 gets shut down, then where do you work, Light Group again??
It is just a bunch of irresponsible kids running this magazine and any business who gets involved with them deserves this kind of negative press.
i love her myspace pics at sky bar (didn’t they get busted) and her pics going to the playboy party…too funny! when i was 17, i was going to keg partys. how lame!?
No one cares if she drinks or not, but painting a 17 year old girl and having her promote a Vodka is a huggggggge problem. 944 has not seen a scandal like this ever in its history. Wait till the police get involved.
Trump sucks, the world would be a better place with out him.
I bet the J Group had a lot to do with this. Joe Patti used to work at 944 and was Marc’s right hand man. They still do a lot of cross of business. They are both royally f*cked on this one. Legally, PR wise, and if Sheriff Joe gets ahold of this story, he can take the whole company down.
The city of Scottsdale is going to have to address this. This is proof that 944 hired and painted a 17 year old girl and had her promote a vodka. If this goes unpunished, lawyers will have field days defending pedophila clients in the future.
Lotenberg is done! See ya later 9 forty four.
The bouncer or a naked 17 year old promoting Vodka?
Yeah it looks like they have themselves a great case here considering there is not one pic of this girl drinking or even around any alcohol!!! Retards.
Eh I don’t think that anyone is really going to care about this story unless it gets picked up by some National News. There is too much other sh*t going on right now. I don’t think too many people are going to care about some girl trying to get the love she never got from her daddy and fixed it with Vodka.
Check TmZ.com later today. In talks with CNN. DIRTY ARMY be ready.- nik
Cochran Kardashian says:
You ALWAYS gotta check the ID! My services are with Nik, but I recommend you hire someone other than ‘Pre-Paid Legal” to help you out of this one! Unfortunately I think in this case, ‘it fits’ and they ‘ain’t gonna acquit!!’
CK
She is 17 naked promoting Vodka, it is illegeal and just wrong!!
Did you mean TMZ? I didn’t see anything on their site, maybe it will show up later. I will find this very interesting if it gets picked up. Keep us informed Nik.
To exploit a naked 17 year old girl and her body to promote a vodka and a magazine is terrible, immoral and iresonsible.
Could something like this take 944 out of business?
There has to be a federal investigation against Trump, 944 Magazine and anyone else involved. This is child porn in public!!!
haha she goes to scc. she was in one of my classes and got dropped because she never went. americas youth at its best.
Great, now she’ll get offered a ton of money by Larry Flint to appear in “Barely Legal.”
It is bad enough that they hire a 17 year old girl to promote a vodka, but to have her doing it naked with just body paint on is way to far. Something has to be done about this.
The Scottsdale PD will have to do an investigation if they see this. This is a felony.
Can Marc Lotenberg be held personally liable for something like this or is it just 944 Media and the vodka distribution company of Trump itself?
She was 17 when 944 held the Super Bowl event. How does Trump do business with a company like 944. I guess he learned his lesson the hard way.
Remember when that beauty queen drank a little and got caught and Trump came out like the saving grace, well who is going to save Trump now from looking like the ass??
Hey Nik you made TotalFark, let see if Fark passes it through.
What laws did 944 and Trump break? Anyone know?
Id hit her and Triumps daughter… 17 means she probably still has a little high school a*s. Maybe just get BJs for 1 yr. It’s all good in my book
I am glad Trump and his company look like assh*les, he is a jerk and an ego maniac!!
Ya know whats funny, is a real billionaire that is looking really bad today because of a 30k millionaire name Marc. Funny how that can happen. 30k millionaires do have power!
The Vodka donates to charity and was supposed to be very image conscience. I wonder if this could hurt the charity aspect of it?
944 tried to sell after the super bowl because it is losing so much money and the investors are getting fed up. This could really be the last straw for this company. It may go under if this story get enough heat and national push. Trump can shut them down overnight.
I bet Trump’s lawyer will b*tch slap 944 with a lawsuit.
Damn, if you check the cnn.com site they have a piece on this story. Damn, I didn’t think it was that big a deal.
This story is on a bunch of sites out there. gfy.com has it and so do a few others.
Do you think 944 or Trump will have to make a public statement about this? That would be cool to see those 2 sweat it out.
Between this story and the bouncer there is some ish going down in this town tonight.
I wonder if her parents can sue 944 for explotation of a minor?
Doesn’t it make sense to ID the models??
They don’t pay people, the magazine loses money, and now this? Who would ever advertise or invest in this company? You have to be stupid at this point to keep doing business with these guys. I don’t get people sometimes.
At least Lotenberg did not punch her in the face right?
Nik,
You broke this first! Someone recognized her a WEEK AGO on here!!
I went to the lame ass 944 event and I think I saw this girl, did I break the law…ahhhh!!!!
Was she just toples or bottomless to? Anyone there see it?
Shouldn’t they fire someone for doing something this stupid?
I looked at her my space page. She has 8 brothers and sisters must be mormon. This tramp is a ho!
the chick is BEAT and could easily pass for 32… the “modeling” agency is more like a stable.
I mean Jesus people! Ur acting as if this is something new! I was a regular in the Sdale clubs when I was 17 & was hit on by every owner/promoter/old guy in the place & they all knew full well that I was underage! And I bet its all the same losers who are on here trying to turn this into a bigger issue than it is bc those are the only ones who would actually be so jealous of Trumps success trying to knock him down.
I saw the news was doing something about the site on it, was it about 944 and Trump?
There is a big difference between getting in a club at 17 and being painted naked and walking around an event promoting alcohol!! Huge difference.
Okay…Who brought the dorks to the party? Gimmie a break she was less than a month away from 18! It really bothers u people that much????? Lame
and please take this off of the front of every cities page, quite frankly if I have to see here “barely there” A-cups or Larry King petting the small woodland creature on the Donald’s head one more time I might puke.
really “big difference” why dont u explain how its any different!!!
She’s 18..she turned 18 february 12th. so unless this was taken before that, she’s legal
Yes it was taken before Superbowl week… end of Jan.- nik
yeah I see the “huge difference” w getting into a club underage & promoting alcohol at a party *sarcasm*
Those of you defending an event that promotes a -child- serving vodka, nude, to older men –are sick. And probably don’t have kids.
I suppose you also support pedophilia, and eleven year old female prostitutes. I mean, if you don’t draw the line at one example, you can’t really draw a line at another.
And yet you find the same dithering female imbeciles trying to say that they’re against gender discrimination, women not having the same rights as men, and spouse abuse? The world is never going to change.
I’d throw it in her. I mean now that she is 18.
944 laid off their entire staff in Southern California because they are losing so much money on their magazines! they also can’t pay their rent on sunset! who would buy this big losing magazine?
Hey Nik! The dirtiest douchebag, 30K milli of them all…
Where are you celebrating St Patty’s day?
anyone have link to her myspace or the pictures elsewhere minus sensors?
“Anonymonstrosity” shut the f up!!! U act as if she’s in diapers and serving alcohol!!! And if u don’t like this world why don’t u just [removed]!!!
hola mi namo is marco mi magazina es 944. nueve cuatro cuatro…si, si.
Distrtibuion en mexico, si si all de mexico. paseos y trade acceptivo… quero dinero por fiesta…si.
She was not hired through any agency in town, they came up with the idea the week of and found a lot of the girls out at clubs, etc
Thanks Chanell I just got my power turned on in ur name:) Hola! Me hombre es Chanell:)
mRSTTOS - what 17 year old that isn’t a runaway hooker DOESN’T live at home? This girl might not be a dime, but she’s 5′10″ - I think she’s got some potential down the road.
Wrong? that’s debatable. Illegal? yes. Exploitation? hardly. She chose to do this herself, for being willing to provide a service that someone else was willing to pay for at a mutually agreed upon sum; And, she seems to be enjoying herself doing it. What about the poor ‘exploited’ 16 year old grocery sackers who slave away for 8 hours a day for $5.25/hour? Don’t use words like that unless you understand WTF they mean.
not my name but missed the nip, fo sho, under her licence
Trump is a prime example of what’s wrong with the world. He’s King Douche.
So what?? Where are these 11 year olds you speak of?? Ha jk
J GROUP has not reped Trump in 6 months, do the math
in response to Drew:
Sorry to say, but under 18 nudity is illeagal and exploiting. Of course she was providing a service for a mutually agreeable fee, it was an ileagal contract. Will it be a pedaphilia case, that results in convictions of sexual predators, but I would bet someone pays pretty big for this.
And Niks name is on TMZ also,,,,Nik Richie at the dirty.com..
just a random slut getting media attention. She is what 18? Looks beat already If you didnt know she was 18 you could easily guess 29-30…terrible.
Nik, with the newest picture that you posted with her in the limo-it’s almost scary that she looks weathered and beat for someone who has just turned 18-I’m actually surprised that no one with Trump Vodka or at 944 checked her ID when they used her for such a promotion during the week of the Super Bowl-because even though she is 18 now, she wasn’t at the time of the event, which, under Child Porn laws, will hold all promoters accountable (Trump Vodka, 944, etc) and I would not be surprised if the State of AZ further pressed this issue in the criminal courts-even the Trumpster could face some jail time and have to register as a sex offender!
BTW, Nik-how does it feel to know that you and your site, that just started a year ago, will be the one that will bring one of the biggest and more famous person in the world down? And all because his staff, the ones he should have fired a while ago, did not do an age verification for a 17 year old “model”?
Nice she is legal now. I wanna have some fun with her. She knows how to get down it looks like
NONE OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER, BESIDES THAT SHE LIKES TO GO OUT AND PARTY, I KNOW HER WELL AND WITHOUT ALOT OF MAKE-UP SHE LOOKS HER AGE AND IS A VERY SWEET GIRL. SO ALL OF YOU PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!
regardless that she turned 18 a week later…you still have to be 19 to serve alcohol in arizona
King of all douches Aaron Mezo hired her for the party!
You guys realize Donald doesn’t own trump vodka the company uses his name through a licensing agreement but he doesn’t own a single share of the company.. google it if ure in doubt. This scandal will affect drinks america, 944, j group and thats it. I doubt trump is even sweating this, although i bet if this gets big enough he will revoke the rights to his name for future sales of the vodka.
You guys realize Donald doesn’t own trump vodka the company uses his name through a licensing agreement but he doesn’t own a single share of the company.. google it if ure in doubt. This scandal will affect drinks america, 944, j group and thats it. I doubt trump is even sweating this, although i bet if this gets big enough he will revoke the rights to his name for future sales of the vodka.
Nik, you need to start a alternative site called the Dirty uncensored, and show all the vag and nipples that you put your watermark on. Do it.
this girl was not hired through mezo’s company, J group, or any other agency in az - she was likely found at the event and offered the job for a low rate to save money by the event producers
do your homework, dropouts…..
Trump doesn’t own the Vodka either, they just license his name - same way vitamin water has the 50Cent energy drink
Nik your patrons are getting dumber by the day….
move over Joe Francis you have some competition
“Trump Girls Gone Wild”
********By the way, 944 threw such a good party that they blew all their cash. OC 944 no longer exists because they didn’t have enough $ to pay their sales reps after the party. True.
Even through a licensing agreement, Trump is still liable for any and all activities that happen under his name-especially if he receives any revenue for the use of his name-and by the Super Bowl commercial he had for the 944 tent, he still makes the claim of “our vodka”-which, in any court of law, shows that he claims ownership of the brand name, as well as the product itself-if Trump sold the rights to his name, where he did not benefit, in profit or in loss, of the sale of his vodka-then Trump would be in the clear of any and all charges that will come forth from using a naked minor child in the promotion of the vodka.
I see joe francis went to jail, send Trump to the big house too! I bet the D.A.’s ball are just too small to bring any charges. That’s what I see!
I agree with SAxlerod. She was obviously 17. When she’s mid twenties she’ll look 43. Will she try to pose as a cougar then? Probably.
Don’t modeling agencies, or whatever the hell they’re called, do a background check and run social security??? That would have easily prevented her from being hired for the event.
i say let her party and have fun. cause at her age you all know you wish you were in her spot
I know this girl, she is a stupid hoe, she brags ENDLESSLY about dating GUMBY aka Pimpitaz, and she CALLS him pimpitaz.. cooool. What a thing to be proud about, hes such a celeb..not.
pimpitaz from myspace? GAY.
oh, check this out…
In Response To The Recent Trump Vodka Events, The J Group Would Like To Release The Following Statement:
The J Group PR And Advertising Agency Is Not Involved With The Recent Events Involving Trump Vodka, Nor Do We Represent Them In Anyway.
straight from the j group’s website. FOR REAL JOE? too bad there’s pictures to prove it on thedirty AND now tmz. pretty sure they can’t talk their way out of exploiting an underage naked girl with a little statement, especially when there’s pictures. idiots.
I know this girl too.
She’s my daughter. I “planted” her to deliberately get some dirt on DKAM.
meh…she’s probably got a fake ID saying she’s 21. just another slut.
I didn’t like Trump’s way of presenting himself ever.
However I’m tired of NoNoNo around, so I’ll go and buy a couple of his vodka bottles.
944 sent out emails wanting HOT chicks to show up at the super bowl tent — and saud to forward thte emails to HOT chicks — and then they hired this one i guess
we want it front page az rep — get theose people in trouble for messing with a young girl
why is this pic posted on the ibiza site?? I guess the dirty is kinda proud of cracking it….get over it and just post ibiza pics on the ibiza site
uggghhh another ugly white girl. no curves at all. this story would of been hotter if the girl was of color and if she had any curves to her.. this girl right here is just skinny and ugly… its digusting.
i have actually recently just met this girl she is super nice and not a slut
no, she is a slut. you should have seen her on halloween last year!
RICK LOBLEY I mean Nic Richie. You need a stage name to operate on the dirty because your the biggest lame ever. Rick Lobley who operates this site is the biggest douche bag of Granite Bay/ Las Vegas. If I remember correctly he used to hang out with all the douche bags of Roseville/Rocklin. Rick rails the white girl like he works for union pacific. Used to be the biggest douche club promoter back when the Empire was opening. This site bagz on club promoters to help the clubs that he works with now days. You can find him in his main picture of myspace throwing up the SGM sign that he always bags on! OH AND HE’S SO FAT HE HAS +2. He frequents strip clubs and can’t pay a broke stripper enough to even hang out with him. Keep f**king people over RICK just like you f**ked over UNCLE CHUCK and your going to burn bridges with your lame website. evil only creates more evil
she isnt wearing a pasty look at the top pic and you can see her nip poking out
Fake License. Look at the experation date. 2055?? dosen’t add up to me.
Chanell made herself famous and it will be easy for her to stay that way legally now, if she or some promoter so chooses.
She’s got a great jump on all the 18 year olds that want to appear in Playboy, Penthouse, etc.
They prosecute teens for ’sexting’ so this young lady should do some real time in jail.
Why won’t this lead to many more minors showing off to get in the news by baring all illegally?
Can’t wait to see her pics when she turns 18.
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Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Why are all the nipple beaver shots censored? Some websites like this show the censored version, but when you click on the picture you get to see the uncensored picture. I don’t know what kind of man I would be today if I didn’t see pictures of Britney Spears beaver!
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