TRUMP Naked Minor… Somebody is Going Down!

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This is not over yet folks… actually it is just the beginning!

SHE IS SELLING HER STORY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

(**update** Word on the street is that she is asking for $150K minimum. She must have something we don’t know… it was a long week and she was hanging out with a lot of athletes as well?  Currently there is a note is on her door at her residence telling all media to go away and that all locks have been changed.)

and did I mention she is bringing down the HOUSE!

SHE IS NAMING NAMES!

My agency is putting in a bid for the exclusive so stay tuned, but check out where we are at so far courtesy of the Boston Herald.

Quick Points:

1) A representative for Chanell Elaine Hallett, who was just 17 when she sashayed around a Super Bowl blowout wearing only body paint and pushing Trump Vodka, told us yesterday he is in negotiations with several media outlets to peddle the rights to a first interview with the teen.

2) Chanell was serving and quaffing cocktails at the Trump Vodka VIP Lounge at 944 magazine’s Super Village.

3) A spokesgal for The Donald’s booze company continued to insist yesterday that they never hired Chanell and accused the teen of being a party crasher who got inside, got naked and served drinks to seek publicity for herself.

4) The Arizona teen at the center of a Super Bowl scandal that has snared Donald Trump is doing something the media-mad mogul would probably applaud: She’s selling her story to the highest bidder.

5) Donald’s spirited PR gal. Again, we are appalled and always work to adhere to our social and civic responsibilities as a premium alcoholic beverage marketing company.

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DIRTY ARMY I think we underestimated ourselves.- nik



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34 Dirty Comments

TRUMP Naked Minor… Somebody is Going Down!
  1. March 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    DUHHHHH..... says:

    She probably responded to the ad 944 posted on Craigslist for volunteers and was hired by marc himself.

    Reply to DUHHHHH.....
  2. March 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    GreenBurrito says:

    Nik your “agency” is making a bid? Stop lying.

    Reply to GreenBurrito
  3. March 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    c says:

    Chanell Elaine Hallett…Traci Lords..what’s the difference ?

    Reply to c
  4. March 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Clublife says:

    You know for sure she sleeped with that Patriot player and probably his friends. That’ll be $25,000

    Reply to Clublife
  5. March 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    jb says:

    First off this chick is beat..I can understand the Donald calling her a party “crasher” His argument could be he hires only 5’s and up who don’t have alien eyes. Second I’m not exactly sure if this chick is gonna be able to profit off this at all. She technically broke the law (drinking and serving alcohol underage etc.) and if at the end of this thing if there is an investigation and she gets charged with any sort of crime even somethng as small as an MIC, the laws in this country would prohibit her from gaining anything financial whatsoever. Hope this dumb bitch and her so called “modeling career” are over before they ever get started!

    Reply to jb
  6. March 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    skeeter says:

    shouldn’t she get busted for underage drinking???

    Reply to skeeter
  7. March 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    JA says:

    I really hope that she doesn’t get a dime. Furthermore, any reporter can find the whole story here for free. This little girl is a tramp and does not deserve a dime!

    Reply to JA
  8. March 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Remember says:

    I saw someone say this story won’t be big. HA!

    Reply to Remember
  9. March 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Johnny Scottsdale says:

    Nik – This story is getting old. **big yawn** Cant you find some new dbag like frog or burrito to slam? Keep it fresh for the A.D.D. massive!!

    Reply to Johnny Scottsdale
  10. March 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Staley says:

    Oh great. We just made this whore a bunch of money. good god.

    Reply to Staley
  11. March 20, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    LA JAY says:

    Doanald will swoop in and make the final bid himself and make her sign a NDA. He’s not dumb.

    Reply to LA JAY
  12. March 20, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    bougis burgundian says:

    hey greenburrito nik is represented by an agency, one out of scottsdale and LA.

    my company almost hired them, but we went a different direction. they do good work.

    go get em dr. richie PhD…

    Reply to bougis burgundian
  13. March 20, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Dirty Dave says:

    I agree with Johnny S. While this is worthy of updates, do you have to put it in every section? I have to scroll down half a mile, on every page, to find some sluts to rub it out to. +

    This chick might make some change, but nothing compared to the mileage her snatch has on it. Chick will be run down befroe she gets started.

    Reply to Dirty Dave
  14. March 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Nik Ruined My Life says:

    WHO CARES. Nik why would your agency try to put in a bid and make her feel important? The girl is beat!! Ugly looking bish that for sure. Not that entertaining….

    Reply to Nik Ruined My Life
  15. March 20, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    what the f*ck happened??? says:

    I agree with Dirty Dave and Johnny S……really gay having this on every page. I can’t blame you for expanding and I hope you’re banking but I think most of your readers from the beginning will agree that the site was WAY better when it was just dirtyscottsdale.com (dirtynewport.com was pretty good too). I can’t remember the last time I saw something on P-Nazi or Gumbi and what happened to Brock? I’d even prefer a blog from Bandersnatch or the anonymous door guy at this point.

    Reply to what the f*ck happened???
  16. March 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    GINO says:

    U BEAT THIS STORY TO DEATH Y O Y IS IT POSTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN “WHAT”

    Reply to GINO
  17. March 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Katie says:

    At least she is being smart about it now. Either way the blame is not going to fall on this girl its going to go on her parent’s and whoever hired her. I seriously doubt that she will get 150k for it though.

    Reply to Katie
  18. March 20, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    chief says:

    Unless it turns out that she f*cked Trump himself, Chanell is just a Ashley Dupre wannabe.

    Reply to chief
  19. March 20, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Mattster says:

    The fact is, her request has for $150K is absurd, and who ever gives it to her makes her an instant WHORE. Just what the world needs, another pathetic excuse for life.

    Reply to Mattster
  20. March 21, 2008 at 1:00 am

    dude... says:

    …thats a tall ass biotch

    Reply to dude...
  21. March 21, 2008 at 1:31 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    WE CANT BE STOPED :D

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  22. March 21, 2008 at 2:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    god this girl is ugly

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. March 21, 2008 at 8:16 am

    reality says:

    I’m sure she’s got a fake ID hiding in her purse. Just another club slut who thinks she’s all that til some douchebag knocks her up.

    Reply to reality
  24. March 21, 2008 at 8:23 am

    EYEWitness says:

    I was at the 944 SuperVillage the night she was there because 50 Cent Performed and Paris Hitlon was there. After 50 Cent performed she was hanging out by the middle bar with another girl and two older men. It looked like she was naked because all she had on was a little fur coat, along with the other girl. They both were wasted because they could barley walk that’s why I remember. So if she was working the event why would she be hanging out at the middle bar in the tent and wearing a coat and with two guys. Anywho this girl was a trainwreck that’s why I remember…

    Reply to EYEWitness
  25. March 21, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Mikey says:

    Nobody really cares about her story, let alone caring enough to pay $150k for it

    Reply to Mikey
  26. March 21, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Reality Check says:

    This girl is going to get cited for an MIP. The agency involved will be hit with some serious fines. And three, no respectable media outlet, except the Insider or Access, would pay that girl more than 20k. This bitch should be locked up for even thinking that her life is that important.

    Another question: Why do girls always post that they hate people who start drama? Isn’t that something that everyone agrees on?

    Reply to Reality Check
  27. March 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    She's a smug one says:

    Hmmm, picture this: In many instances of crime, the judge rules that a criminal is not allowed to profit from the crime. It seems to me, this young lady knowingly committed a couple of crimes, almost as serious as those who enlisted her services (in my opinion, more so as I’m certain she misrepresented herself).

    It would be juicy indeed if she were not allowed to profit from this wouldn’t you think?

    I say hang her out to dry.

    Reply to She's a smug one
  28. March 22, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    kamal says:

    the love r

    Reply to kamal
  29. March 24, 2008 at 8:50 am

    tragic says:

    I just think the whole thing is tragic and feel bad for the family — but they let her get this way 2 years ago she was a good girl…no watch out it is not over yet

    Reply to tragic
  30. March 25, 2008 at 7:27 am

    DirtySactown! says:

    5-10 and 135lbs. She must have a big ‘ol booty

    Reply to DirtySactown!
  31. March 29, 2008 at 1:27 am

    Gelato Spot says:

    She used to work for us over at The Gelato Spot, I am not suprised…

    Reply to Gelato Spot
  32. April 2, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Anonymous says:

    haha i should definitely get paid, i used to be her friend in high school (emphasis on used to) before she turned into such a slut, and she told me a pretty disturbing story about that week so i’m pretty sure i know what’s up.

    Reply to Anonymous
  33. April 6, 2008 at 5:59 am

    more story says:

    did you get any response on your bid????

    Reply to more story
  34. September 22, 2008 at 8:05 am

    davey says:

    Who cares? I want to see her in that body paint! I bet shes hott!

    Reply to davey

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