
What a fun day… So Vanessa Minnillo was out here with Nick Lachey on friday. The couple was spotted having dinner with Matt Leinart at Saporro in North Scottsdale, Arizona.
We know that she was not around Saturday night where the boys decided to be boys. They had a table at Dirty Pretty Nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona where they were trying to pull tail. Nick had security, as several witness claimed Nick Lachey went into the women’s restroom with some blonde who resembled Jessica Simpson. The security cleared out the entire restroom for them. Very Nice!
Nick you can do way better than Vanessa Minnillo anyway. She smells like Noodles.
Well after the nightclub, the geniuses decided to invite the underage girls back to Matt Leinart’s house for a little slumber party/hot tub action with all the coors light Matt Leinart can stuff down your throat.
Hopefully I didn’t ruin this “Bromance” because an inside source has told me Nick Lachey is extremely upset with Matt Leinart. He keeps putting Matty to voicemail and will not answer his texts. I love you Bro!- nik
Click here to see Matt Leinart as a virgin.
Click here to see pictures of the saturday night that killed the man-crush.

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72 Responses to “Dirty Delinquency with Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey continued…”
Look like Matt has actually taken too many shots to the head. What dumb A$$
who give a flying tuck if he goes out and parties a lil bit, get over it nerds
hey if i was that young and was parlaying with the guy i would say i was 21 and jus keep parlayin
anyone who says anything bad is a freaken nerd, go away you nerds, you stink nerds. ooohhhhh, he went out and partied with girls…. that’s what we do being from huntington beach,ca nerds, we get the wu tang and party wit it, it’s ok to do that nerds, i would like to punch you and stupid Petros in the face, petros is a nerd also, seen that dork at a parties at usc flapping his nerd face, he was a nerd also like you other nerds on here…. i guess matt should have a driver’s liscense reader in his pocket or sumptin you nerds, go invent it nerds, and we will have one in pocket- GET OVER IT DORKS
DUDE LIENART YOUR THE F_ING MAN…KEEP PONGING AWAY ON THE PING PONG TABLE ..CLASSIC … EVERYONE GET OFF HIM.. RESPECT BRO …
GGOOOOOOO Leinart!!!!! Who wouldn’t want that lifestyle??
why is this a bad thing not like its in season and he only 24
Hey, anyone who knows what it’s like when girls are in to you. You have fun and it gets crazy. How old is he? 24? I don’t blame him at all. have fun while U can I say. Not like it was Kobe’esque with a rape thrown in thee. This is just good, clean, young fun!
LOOK NIK YOU KNOW I LOVE THE SITE. BUT I DONT SEE THE BIG DEAL AFTER ALL HE IS A RICH 24 YEAR OLD WE ALL WOULD DO THE SAME. LETS ALL PUT DOWN OUR GLASSES OF HATER-AID AND LET HIM ENJOY HIMSELF.
Seriously, like anyone here… if you were 24, a millionaire, a retard, and a professional starting quarterback for a team that will never do anything but suck… don’t you think you’d be spending money, showing off, and getting laid? I know I would. Who cares. Let him and his gay boytoy have fun.
Let’s thank the Cards for building that ridiculous stadium, raising taxes and still embarrassing the state every sunday by playin’ like a bunch of bitches. This team is hella whack and this is why. No Stadium, New Uniforms, New players, SAME OLD SORRY ASS CARDINALS
az broads are HOT, and i would not mind marinating me a few of them! Go AZ Cards!
this guy rocks, I would do the same…..THE GOOD LIFE!!!!
They don’t look underage (the tanning bed might have something to do with that, though)…and it’s not like he’s married. Give the guy a break.
The beer bong’s something Matt should have left to his college days at SC. That aside, what’s the big deal?
Have we become such a country of naive, uptight hypocrites? He’s a young, good looking kid and he’s a celebrity, doing what most guys dream about doing daily: spending “recreational” time in a hot tub with attractive, young women.
Incidentally, I’m not particularly a Leinart fan; I just believe in being fair.
Read up on Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin–one of my historical heroes– and George Washington, gang. Guys chasing girls is part of the American fabric and part of what makes America a great nation; albeit, not without our problems (that’s another story).
Anyway, this isn’t news. I simply don’t understand the public’s fascination with celebritys’ private lives.
Cheers-
Derek
Raleigh, NC
Thats how we do it in the U. i taught u well Matt.
That girl looks comfortable on her knees with matts tube in her mouth. Niice! why didnt you call me matt i love dem white hoes.
Hey Nik! Disappointing that Matt, dumbass that he is, isn’t throwing up the SGM or wearing any volcom. Somebody needs to fill him in on how to be a D-bag properly…
Men are pigs!!!! At any age or socioeconomic level!!!
Matt is currently the NFL whore. If that were my son I would be completely embarrassed by his actions.
Grow up!!! Perhaps being an upstanding role model would be better for your career -
Just goes to show you money and fame only equal trouble-
CA girl… get on your knees whore and then go make me some food!
Seriously…isn’t this why guys become quarterbacks in the first place? to get all the notoriety and the chicks. Leinart is 24 years old with a hefty bank account. What guy wouldn’t do the same thing?
Looks pretty harmless. He ought to hit the gym though as his arms looks a little lean. Based on his career to date statistics and overall “on-field” performance he might be careful not to start reminding folks of the infamous Ryan Leaf.
You idiots are stupid. Auvious what the hell is parlaying? He wasn’t betting you moron. NerdAlert…damn son go to school. Learn how to write a semi-coherent sentence for once. [removed].
CA girl :
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How many times did you have to wake up, reach over, and find out the guy of your dreams from last night had already bolted out of your room with about 6 pairs of your underwear before you realized that?
Matt, 2 things - get a new “Chill” wardrobe, shave (ok 3 things) and lose the beerbong - tequila shots man, tequila shots.
Chill out Matt haters: He’s young, an NFL quaterback and rich, ofcourse he’s going to be banging young girls, duh; he’s just following the Joe Namath dream!!
Wut a man Can’t have Funn i mean Leinart not FaGgOt AsS Nick Lachey thnx u NFL live for lettin m e find this site ya digg
This only makes me like him more. Hes human and can party. I hate these robots like Manning who are goodie good & are molded to boy scouts. I hope he lights it up in 08.
i think he has great consintration while a young lady is going down
immature young quarterback= more playing time for the late great kurt warner… kurt still can play… but i mean if leinart has actually done something in the nfl than like this really wouldnt be a big deal… you know?
What’s the big deal? If I was 24 and his shoes I’d be chasing tail all day long. . .in ten years he won’t have the sex drive and he’ll have a ball and chain. . .
Who really cares what hes doin in his spare time..all you guys would do the same thing..its not football season so who cares..all the guys are just jealous this isnt them with the girls and all the girls are jealous they arent the girls who got to hang out with this hottie. I know I am..i’d love to be in the hot tub with him I mean come on look at him..
Matt Leinart is da man he is just partyin wit sum chicks relax its better then hittin up strip clubs like some other football players (pacman jones) and at least he was parting at his house soo every1 relax
R U kidding me? If your ragging on the guy your just jealous. Only mistake that was made is that Matt let somebody snap some pics. He’s 24 and loaded…I’d be doing the same thing and then some. Nick Lachey?? Thanks to PTI for turning me on to your site.
YOU ARE THE MAN!! BANG A GONG..GET IT ON…betcha had a bangin’ good time!
Go get’em MATT…YOU ARE THE MAN…Bang as many as you can before you are out the door!! Break Chamberlain’s record!! “I was just doing what was natural — chasing good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available”.
He better be hittin the Gym cause he’s whizzin out all his Hi-testosterone drinkin that rocky mountain refreshment. You can party just be in shape when mini camp starts bro!!!!
Better be in shape when mini camp starts! Your whizzin out your hi -testosterone with that rocky mountain refreshment. Party on!!!
he has done nothing wrong he is over 21 and it’s off season not like it was saturday and he had a big game sunday the girls all looked over 18 there far the guy did nothing wrong leave the man along lots of football and baseball players party every day just most of them don’t have some fool taking pics to put on the web all you people that have a prob with it (card fans) don’t worry about what the man does off the field during off season worry about what he does on the field during the season… Cowboy fan myself but hate to see stoopid people drag the name of a good Q back through the mud the man has done nothing wrong deal with it people wait for the football season what he does on the field that is the issue here it’s none of anyones bussiness what he does till traning starts and then let that be between him and his coatch not the world…
he’s a kid. leave him alone. as long as nothing illegal is happening, what’s the big deal? should he live in a bubble till he’s 60.
Party!!!!!!!!!! At least he is not drinking and driving or beating up an 18yr old or at the strip club shooting up the place, wait I almost forgot this one or fighting and betting on dog fights.
Party Like a Rockstar Leinart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing illegal? Possibly not. Those girls could be deep down prostitutes..JUST SAYING!!!!!
Give him a break. At least he wasn’t beating up strippers or fighting dogs.
obvioulsy none of you idiots have heard of contributing to the delinquency of a minor… he should be in jail….
i know one of the girls…..she’s a dirty girl….she’s a dirty girl
i know that chick melissa what a PIG! But i do love you——-go man!
quit hatin on the man for havin some fun, atleast he’s not makin it rain in strip clubs, causing shootouts, or getting arrested multiplte times (that’s a shout out to all you bengal fans). Keep pimpin matt
Play now, pay later….and maybe with a little gift that keeps on giving?
vanessa is trying to get married and have kids she wants to compete with the hollywood girls like jessica alba,she thinks she is the next angielina jolie please vanessa,nick is getting tired of u begging to get married she tells her friends that she wants to get married soon and if nick does’nt pop the question soon she going to leave him,it did’nt work for derek jeter it’s not going to work with nick,vanessa u are a money hungry groupie i here she is telling her friends that she is sorry she left derek jeter because he wants to get married now,sorry vanessa to late!
it would be cool, if he didn’t suck at playing football. He sucks. He even got benched and the Cardinals are looking way better now. He will probably either be released or traded to a city where he can’t have any fun, like Detroit or Kansas City.
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