Audrina Patridge’s Dirty past
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 23rd, 2008

In a blog on her MySpace Celebrity page, The Hills star claimed that she was “overly trusting of people and inexperienced.â€
Claiming that she had intended on pursuing a modeling career, the now twenty-two-year-old confessed to have “thought that to be a model you had to be comfortable in front of the camera,†and agreed to pose in topless photos thinking that they would appear “artistic.â€
Partridge now wants to discourage her fans from following in her footsteps, writing, “I don’t want my young fans to think they have to do what I did. I hope people can learn from my inexperience.â€
I wasn’t going to touch this, but it is the most staged thing on the internet.  The pictures are half photoshopped (to give a non photoshop raw appeal) and recent.  It is like the Hill’s producers sat in a room and said that we need some huge scandal before our season premiere.  ”Which one of our girls will get naked so we can mysterious leak the pictures?”  So gay like the show.  Audrina no wonder you look at the sky because you have a hack refund job down below.- nik





JB says:
umm, she’s just “not hot.” i dont get what the big buzz is over her.
to JBleave her Alone!!! says:
she is beautiful
to leave her Alone!!!george says:
Stupid cow!
to georgefirst says:
first
to firstHILARIOUS says:
She has a hot body…but you can tell by her “puffy” face she get’s it by puking up anything she puts in her system…classic sign of Bulimia! Did you notice the Playboy belly button ring…looks like she is setting herself up to get paid by Hef…
to HILARIOUSalrighty then .... says:
actually audrina’s boobs are real, thats a fact, amazing boobs run in her family.
to alrighty then ....Wanderlei Silva says:
She wrote that blog 5 minutes after these pix came out. Staged for sure.
to Wanderlei Silvaalexico says:
she has flap jack tits. and look at her left armpit. you could clean it up a bit better? her face is chubby. she is cute yes really cute but nothing more then a regular ASU girl tho. nothing to tell mom about
to alexicoless is more says:
Not attractive at all. Face is jacked up. And what is up with her bo*bs? The right one looks really misshapen and odd and gross.
to less is moreAwkward Situations says:
I wish I had the confidence this girl has to be able to wake up everyday and go out in public, fully knowing that she looks like balls on the walls.
to Awkward Situationsstan says:
Nik, you don’t understand boob jobs, at all. Skinny girls with small boobs to begin with will almost alway have that gap in the middle. It rarely has anything to do with the competence of the doctor. A little meat on the girl’s bones, and things come out much different. There are exceptions, but it’s usually due to bone/muscle structure, not surgical procedure.
Stop hatin so much. You sound like a fag sometimes.
You must have a major gap. sorry.- nik
to stanJJ says:
She is hot! this pic does no justice for her!
to JJAnonymous says:
shes hot!! i’d do her!
to Anonymouswrong says:
Sorry stan but I have to disagree with you there. When you’re talking about natural boobs, gap has nothing to do with the size..Big sidewinders will have a big gap cause they’re pointing to the side. It’s just to do with the biological shape. Sure if they’re bigger they might be a little closer together but girls with small boobs can also have gapless cleavage.
to wrongyep...she is hot says:
but you’re right, this looks staged. You think she would have know something was up when they asked her to put the school girl skirt and stripper heals on…this Miss Partridge is not “artistic”, but you are a good looking kid!
to yep...she is hotLuddite says:
I’m far more alarmed by her magenta eye shadow than her naked pics. Has anyone told her the 80′s are over?
to Ludditebke says:
her mom is really pretty , maybe she’ll get better with age.
to bkeme says:
she doesnt look any younger then what she looks like now so they had to be recent!
to metriangle says:
To me, they appear to be implants (I have 2+s). The has a nice bod independant of that, but her eyes are odd. I think they are too close together maybe. Also, the photoshoot looks staged to me too.
to triangleArtistic? says:
What the hell? Looks like porn to me.
to Artistic?haha says:
good lookin out on the link nik..
to hahaThe Lawnmower says:
The Lawnmower thinks with that overbite she can eat a carrot thru a picket fence.
to The LawnmowerDirty Dave says:
This chick always looked a little slow to me. I see it in the eyes. Like it takes a minute for whatever is going on to process. Like dial up internet.
to Dirty Davederrr says:
Between her bony chest, her horrendous boobs (real or fake doesn’t even matter as they’re still not particularly nice to look at), the awful hair extensions, the bad makeup job, the “not quite down syndrome but not far from it” look in her eyes…this girl is a trainwreck and a half!
to derrrJustinBobby Lover says:
She dated JustinBobby so I love her!
to JustinBobby Loverim saying .. says:
shes gorgeous you’re all jealous. noone is perfect so picking out one of her little flaws really doesnt do anything but make urself feel better
to im saying ..stan says:
to wrong: i was talking about boob jobs, not natural boobs, so we’re both right.
Nik, I have gap teeth, not gap boobs. Nice try though.
to stanliss says:
ok.. im not gonna lie.. i love the show. its amusing, and im pretty sure one of the first times she was on the show she said had just dyed her hair dark and that she was blond before…so if she had taken these before the show she would have been blond???
to lissalynn says:
Why are her boobs so far apart? Mine are real and they don’t hang that far apart even when I lay down…Just had to comment. Sorry
to alynnalynn says:
one more comment mine are dd’s
to alynnSPURS FAN (The Real One) says:
What is The Hills? Is that like plus two’s or is that like someone’s a$$.
to SPURS FAN (The Real One)