Audrina Patridge’s Dirty past


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In a blog on her MySpace Celebrity page, The Hills star claimed that she was “overly trusting of people and inexperienced.”

Claiming that she had intended on pursuing a modeling career, the now twenty-two-year-old confessed to have “thought that to be a model you had to be comfortable in front of the camera,” and agreed to pose in topless photos thinking that they would appear “artistic.”

Partridge now wants to discourage her fans from following in her footsteps, writing, “I don’t want my young fans to think they have to do what I did. I hope people can learn from my inexperience.”

I wasn’t going to touch this, but it is the most staged thing on the internet.  The pictures are half photoshopped (to give a non photoshop raw appeal) and recent.  It is like the Hill’s producers sat in a room and said that we need some huge scandal before our season premiere.  ”Which one of our girls will get naked so we can mysterious leak the pictures?”  So gay like the show.  Audrina no wonder you look at the sky because you have a hack refund job down below.- nik

Nude pictures here of the fat chipmunk face 


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  1. March 23, 2008 at 10:02 am

    JB says:

    umm, she’s just “not hot.” i dont get what the big buzz is over her.

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  2. March 23, 2008 at 10:28 am

    leave her Alone!!! says:

    she is beautiful

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  3. March 23, 2008 at 10:37 am

    george says:

    Stupid cow!

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  4. March 23, 2008 at 10:40 am

    first says:

    first

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  5. March 23, 2008 at 11:26 am

    HILARIOUS says:

    She has a hot body…but you can tell by her “puffy” face she get’s it by puking up anything she puts in her system…classic sign of Bulimia! Did you notice the Playboy belly button ring…looks like she is setting herself up to get paid by Hef…

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  6. March 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    alrighty then .... says:

    actually audrina’s boobs are real, thats a fact, amazing boobs run in her family.

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  7. March 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Wanderlei Silva says:

    She wrote that blog 5 minutes after these pix came out. Staged for sure.

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  8. March 23, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    alexico says:

    she has flap jack tits. and look at her left armpit. you could clean it up a bit better? her face is chubby. she is cute yes really cute but nothing more then a regular ASU girl tho. nothing to tell mom about

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  9. March 23, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    less is more says:

    Not attractive at all. Face is jacked up. And what is up with her bo*bs? The right one looks really misshapen and odd and gross.

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  10. March 23, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Awkward Situations says:

    I wish I had the confidence this girl has to be able to wake up everyday and go out in public, fully knowing that she looks like balls on the walls.

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  11. March 23, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    stan says:

    Nik, you don’t understand boob jobs, at all. Skinny girls with small boobs to begin with will almost alway have that gap in the middle. It rarely has anything to do with the competence of the doctor. A little meat on the girl’s bones, and things come out much different. There are exceptions, but it’s usually due to bone/muscle structure, not surgical procedure.

    Stop hatin so much. You sound like a fag sometimes.

    You must have a major gap. sorry.- nik

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  12. March 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    JJ says:

    She is hot! this pic does no justice for her!

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  13. March 23, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    shes hot!! i’d do her!

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  14. March 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    wrong says:

    Sorry stan but I have to disagree with you there. When you’re talking about natural boobs, gap has nothing to do with the size..Big sidewinders will have a big gap cause they’re pointing to the side. It’s just to do with the biological shape. Sure if they’re bigger they might be a little closer together but girls with small boobs can also have gapless cleavage.

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  15. March 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    yep...she is hot says:

    but you’re right, this looks staged. You think she would have know something was up when they asked her to put the school girl skirt and stripper heals on…this Miss Partridge is not “artistic”, but you are a good looking kid!

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  16. March 23, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Luddite says:

    I’m far more alarmed by her magenta eye shadow than her naked pics. Has anyone told her the 80′s are over?

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  17. March 23, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    bke says:

    her mom is really pretty , maybe she’ll get better with age.

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  18. March 23, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    me says:

    she doesnt look any younger then what she looks like now so they had to be recent!

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  19. March 24, 2008 at 4:34 am

    triangle says:

    To me, they appear to be implants (I have 2+s). The has a nice bod independant of that, but her eyes are odd. I think they are too close together maybe. Also, the photoshoot looks staged to me too.

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  20. March 24, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Artistic? says:

    What the hell? Looks like porn to me.

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  21. March 24, 2008 at 9:00 am

    haha says:

    good lookin out on the link nik..

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  22. March 24, 2008 at 9:01 am

    The Lawnmower says:

    The Lawnmower thinks with that overbite she can eat a carrot thru a picket fence.

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  23. March 24, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Dirty Dave says:

    This chick always looked a little slow to me. I see it in the eyes. Like it takes a minute for whatever is going on to process. Like dial up internet.

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  24. March 24, 2008 at 11:18 am

    derrr says:

    Between her bony chest, her horrendous boobs (real or fake doesn’t even matter as they’re still not particularly nice to look at), the awful hair extensions, the bad makeup job, the “not quite down syndrome but not far from it” look in her eyes…this girl is a trainwreck and a half!

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  25. March 24, 2008 at 11:57 am

    JustinBobby Lover says:

    She dated JustinBobby so I love her!

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  26. March 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    im saying .. says:

    shes gorgeous you’re all jealous. noone is perfect so picking out one of her little flaws really doesnt do anything but make urself feel better

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  27. March 24, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    stan says:

    to wrong: i was talking about boob jobs, not natural boobs, so we’re both right.

    Nik, I have gap teeth, not gap boobs. Nice try though.

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  28. March 24, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    liss says:

    ok.. im not gonna lie.. i love the show. its amusing, and im pretty sure one of the first times she was on the show she said had just dyed her hair dark and that she was blond before…so if she had taken these before the show she would have been blond???

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  29. March 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    alynn says:

    Why are her boobs so far apart? Mine are real and they don’t hang that far apart even when I lay down…Just had to comment. Sorry

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  30. March 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    alynn says:

    one more comment mine are dd’s

    Reply to alynn
  31. August 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    SPURS FAN (The Real One) says:

    What is The Hills? Is that like plus two’s or is that like someone’s a$$.

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