He was in the Marching Band (high school).
EMAIL: Nik, please blast these dbags- they run what they would like to call a “celebrity booking agency” and book z-listers like jesse metcalfe and tara reid for sh*tty promotional events and snoozfest parties……they think they are the sh*t and the whole group basically flocked to hollywood several years back from ohio state, all hailing from backgrounds in either drug dealing or club promoting- what a shocker. the balding one in the photos is a cocky douche name greg laplante, and the other blond douche (with the black hat in last photo) is one of their “agents” who is a pockmarked face brad pitt-wannabe failed model….. a bunch of $30k millis to the max….
I highly doubt 30Ks more like 20Ks. Â I have never seen a fivehead that is half of a persons face.- nik
oh no i have a picture in vegas with mcdouche
Note the picture on the left. The actually wash and re-use their free taco bell cups… classy.
“Nik please blast these dbags”… Wow you really are a pussy aren’t you… I am not familiar with these guys but living in Hollywood, runnning an Indie Business, and looking like they are having a pretty good time doing it…SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GIG TO ME! Don’t be a hater because you probably work in a cublicle… Obviously your social life consists of drooling over others successes while dwelling on your own inadequacies all because you probably could not get into one of the “SNOOZEFEST PARTIES”… Yes Tara and Jesse may be Z LISTERS but at least they are on the list… Who are you and what have you done??? My guess is that you probably hold the stamp licking record in the mailroom… Lastly you know way too much about these guys… I would rather be a DBAG than a STALKER/HATER/PUSSY
you claim that ur not one of the ugly turds in the photos? um, okay. good luck with that f*ggot
im feeling a keeping it real moment gone wrong here
“keeping it real” is obviously one of the dbags who got burned in this post. next time, try not to make it so obvious. how’s steve-o and tara reid these days?
man this guy looks like a monster loser
this is SO lame. i think we should “blast” the idiot who sent this in
WTF is an “Indie” business? I’m guessing that’s a word coined by someone with no business experience. My neice runs a lemonade stand is that an indie business? LaPlante was 30 working the VIP line @ Red Zone which closed over 5 years ago so that would make him at least 35. Good job Greg you’re a shade under 40 and you basically still work in a bar. Why don’t put a little less $ up your nose and go to bosely medical to get some hair plugs.
For the socially retarded I guess I will spell it out for you… INDEPENDENT as in independently owned, something you obviously know nothing about… Small world I stopped by for a lemonade and your niece actually works under the stand… For the record the lemonade sucked and SO DID SHE… A shade under 40… Wow, did you really refer to 5 years as a shade… You are definitely to old to be on this website… My advice to you is to undo that belt and go grab a lemonade… you will feel better about being old and living in Ohio…
good to see you just can’t let this go, greg…or is it chris? either way, you dbags are just another mindless, boring, unintelligent, and non-innovative “company” trying to compete in the rat race out in hollywood…i’d wish you good luck, but that would just be patronizing….there is no substance to you or ur von douche/affliction/ed farty bi-curious “biz” partners.
and in defense of “richard sauce”- if you really are 35 (which would be sad given that you look 44), then maybe you should re-evaluate who you are claiming is too old to be on this site. just give it up greggie-pooh, let this slide it’ll go by quicker and more painlessly.
HaHa- I was 19 when laPlante I mean you were 30 working the VIP line so yeah I’m really old. And yeah if you’re under the age of 30, people that are 35 are a shade under 40. And if you wanna be technical-”socially retarded” is not the proper phrase to use,”retarded” would work fine. Socially retarded refers to someone that is lackadaisical in social settings. Also why use the term “Indie” business? Sounds like you’re trying to be trendy like saying I like “indie” music. Free advice-to someone that’s done something with their life thats sounds retarded (not socially retarded) In addition that was a really cute lemonade stand rebuttal, my imaginary niece is crying right now…however I can’t disagree about it sucking in Ohio-good place to grow up, not to live as an adult, that’s why I moved to Scottsdale 2 years ago- even though I’m u giving chit good job getting the phuk out of dodge. If you ever make to scottsdale let me know, seeing blonde wispy hair that is holding on for its dear life makes my greg hard.
greg- i think you need to la-plant some more hair on that ugly ninehead…..maybe you could get some public donations through thedirty.com since we all know you can’t afford it
HA HA get a life… james c are you really that bored or just that insecure that you actually spend your time trying to profile anonymous messages… Richard Sauce get off the sauce… We get it… You knew these guys back in Ohio.. You don’t have to LAY DOWN THE FACTS… NO ONE REALLY CARES… For all of you that are bagging on these DBAGS… GUESS WHAT??? They are loving the attention… Good or bad you guys are taking the time to follow what they are doing… Who are the real losers here!
right “southie”- b/c everyone loves getting called out for being a dbag. whats funny is that their little rag tag company is so in need of attention that they eagerly welcome people calling them out for being the tools and douches they are…thats sad if thats the state of their little business.
These guys are hot!!!
the druggie fraternity that fivehead (greg ladouche) and caterpillar brows (chris kolassaltool) were in at ohio state had actual GAY PORNSTARS in it. need i say more?
I wonder if they still hit up their moms when rent is due.