EMAIL from MIKE: Nik
This is a response to the allegations against me on your website TheDirty.com. I am totally innocent of all the allegations made against me by Kelli D., known as the ˜Leper” on your site. Clearly, from her moniker on the site, you and the community around TheDirty are already familiar with Kelli and the behavior normally associated with her. I will do my best to defend my position and by doing so, restore my reputation.
I met her in South Padre over spring break while I was working for Girls Gone Wild! I met Kelli at a local club and we started talking, but when I asked her for her number, she replied “I’m gonna give you my brothers number because my boyfriend is here with me and hes crazy.
I mentioned we worked for Girls Gone Wild and she jumped at the opportunity to do what we termed a full scene: an interview, stripping, and finally playing with herself. (which I will send in ASAP. During the interview, our crew asked her what the craziest thing she had ever done was. Her response: I raped a guy while he was passed out: got him hard and started riding him.
Of note, her boyfriend of two years was passed out in her hotel room. She left later that night with her brother.
Two days later, Kelli sent me a picture message containing nude pictures of herself and the caption you still in padre? Kelli said she had broken up with [her] douche bag boyfriend…she then told me go to her Dallas high-rise where I could stay with [her].
She picked me up from the airport, already drunk, with her roommate (who is on my side). She thought we should go out, and continued drinking. To be honest, she was acting completely foolish already, before we had even gone out.
Lacey, known as Alien on TheDirty.com and best friends with Kelli, came over. She had just gotten back from San Padre, and began showing off pictures in her phone of Ryan (from MTV’s Shot of Love) where his dick (Greg) is firmly embedded in her ass. All this while they’re naked in the bath together,classy girls.
Once we get to Kinky Lounge, a high class club in downtown Dallas, Kelli and Lacey both took their pants off and started riding each other on a couch in the club. Despite the club environment, even this behavior was considered obscene. As the night ends, all her friends apologize to me, saying she doesn’t normally act this way.
I decided to give her another chance, thinking maybe it because her friend Alien was around. She apologized to me for acting like that in the club (like a whore in her words). She asked me if I was gonna be her Man since she had dumped her boyfriend of two years for me. I was understandably apprehensive Kelli had known me for three days and was already looking for a serious relationship.
On MySpace, we exchange pictures, and I put her in my Top Eight. Not satisfied, she told me to change my status to in a relationship, but I told her no. Despite that, she starts bragging about Leper and her Scottsdale boyfriend, on TheDirty, including posting her own pictures without telling me.
The next day, we decide to go downtown again, and she’s telling me she’s not going to drink much. Once we get to the club, she orders a triple shot of Crown Royale, then starts telling everyone she meets I’m her boyfriend. Once again, she’s so wasted she can’t even stand, even falling four or five times, behavior witnesses said was normal for her. She even has the gall to be all over every guy she meets while still telling people I was her man. This completely undermines my reputation, and it makes me damn sure I wasn’t getting into a relationship with this girl, much less go downtown with her. We decide to leave the club and bar hop, with some of her guy friends in tow. Once we get to the other club, she disappears.
While I was walking around with some of her friends, I got this girl’s number. I thought I would invite her over later, get a party going after the club. Kelli reappears, drunker then before, and acting even worse then the club. By this time, I had had enough, and I told her I was leaving. So we ended up going back to her place. Where nothing changed.
I called that girl I met in the club (who I won’t name for her sake for protection purposes, we’ll call her Ashley) and asked her if she could come get me. I went into her room started packing all my stuff when she comes in the bathroom, slurring about why I was leaving her. I told her she was trash and I wanted nothing to do with her. Then she flipped out, screaming about how no one ever rejects her, and who I was going to go fuck at the time.
Of course, Ashley calls in the middle of this. Kelli sees who called and starts hitting me, even punching me in the face! I turn towards the door, and in her drunken state, she comes at me again falls headfirst into the door, splitting her eye open. So I called the paramedics.
The paramedics are treating Kelli when one of the guys in the room says something to one of the medics. I get put into another room and the cops get called. The cops questioned everyone involved, including the paramedics. I was released after the medics told the cops there was no way the marks on Kelli would come from physical contact. Let me reiterate: the marks on Kelli COULD NOT come from a fist or any other physical contact. Kelli also admitted she instigated the contact to the police.
At the hospital, I stayed with her for about five hours while she’s being treated. It was me who took the pictures of her in the bed, the same pictures Kelli has used to make claims against me.
We leave the hospital and go back to her place. The next morning, I get a call from my ex in Scottsdale. I decide to head back home before I screw up any chances with her she’s twice as hot and ten times as classy. I booked my flight for 6:30. I went back, expecting the worse, upstairs and told her I had to get back to AZ. Instead, she said she wanted to come out and see me when her eye got better. Everything seemed cool, she even dropped me off at the airport (sober this time).
Once back in Scottsdale, my ex had seen my MySpace and flipped out so I had to take Kelli off my top friends and take the pics of us off. Later that night, I start getting phone calls from people in Dallas telling me what Kelli was writing I had abused her, including putting up the pictures I had taken of her in the hospital as proof!
I hope this response will convince people of my innocence, as well as the character of Kelli D. Clearly, this is nothing but a cheap publicity stunt from an attention-starved girl. In my opinion, she should seek immediate medical and psychological attention before she does anything worse.
However, I am currently pursuing a Defamation suit for slander and defamation of character. My reputation has suffered enough at the hands of this girl, and I will not stand for it.
Please post in response to Mike Hallow Beat Up Leper
Thank you,
Mike Hallow
Thank you Mike… Leper can you please email me your side of the story and if there are any Doctors in the DIRTY ARMY who can give me a professional opinion of the injury that was sustained.- nik
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the BEST says:
Mike – I was quick to judge, I’m sorry. I guess you really can’t judge a douche bag by its cover.
to the BESTDavi says:
He’s a douchebag but an innocent douchebag.
to Daviwvuamj says:
I think people are over looking something. She fell and hit her head on something. That something would have blood on it. If the cops were there shortly after, I am sure they were able to see that so they did not arrest him.
to wvuamjI had my face busted open just above my eye by a softball…the ball had blood on it and so did everything around me.
Harold420 says:
It makes sense. If the cops thought there was any chance he did it he would not be back in Scottsdale, but in jail in Texas.
Leper is the kind of girl that gets guys sent to jail for nothing. What a whore/liar! I can’t believe I kind of felt sorry for her . . .C-Word
to Harold420sxyroxy says:
I believe him, yo! I dunno why but I do!
to sxyroxyyournamehere says:
Nik – fix the comment issues! Someone posted under the name I was posting with, lol.
I’ve been watching the local news (I’m in Dallas) like a hawk for the past 24 hours and they’re usually pretty quick to jump on a story like this if it is ligitimate. Not a peep.
to yournamehereRock Sexton says:
To the people who think a lawyer wrote that:
Could you guys be anymore insecure about your own lack of understanding and usage of the English language? For Christ Sakes – go finish you GED’s or something. There is nothing in his vernacular to indicate “professional,” but then again you guys probably don’t even know what vernacular means so the point is moot.
to Rock SextonEntourage Douché says:
Oh, Mike, men would never complicate things this much. Plus, there are some things a woman just can’t understand, much less know how to do.
Damn, I would love a slice of that with gravy.
to Entourage DouchéLaw Student says:
Just an observation. I am pasting a portion of Hallow’s ‘e-mail response’ below. So obviously not written by him, but from a statement of facts section that his attorney had gathered based on the information he had recited about the incident. The reason his response is so clear and smooth is because it was not written by him. An attorney is drilled to address every detail down to the letter. First of all, no one uses the following typographical [] and it is inconsistent throughout the response anyway. Secondly, if you look below, you can tell that no one recites a story by including words they may have left out. It sounds like he is a copy and paste monkey. Furthermore, I want the 20 or so minutes I spent reading this story of my life back, these people are beyond dirt.
Excerpt:
Two days later, Kelli sent me a picture message containing nude pictures of herself and the caption ‘you still in padre?’ Kelli said she had “broken up with [her] douche bag boyfriend…†she then told me go to her Dallas “high-rise†where I “could stay with [her].â€
to Law StudentLaw Student says:
Just an observation. I am pasting a portion of Hallow’s ‘e-mail response’ below. So obviously not written by him, but from a statement of facts section that his attorney had gathered based on the information he had recited about the incident. The reason his response is so clear and smooth is because it was not written by him. An attorney is drilled to address every detail down to the letter. First of all, no one uses the following typographical [] and it is inconsistent throughout the response anyway. Secondly, if you look below, you can tell that no one recites a story by including words they may have left out. It sounds like he is a copy and paste monkey. Furthermore, I want the 20 or so minutes I spent reading this story of my life back, these people are beyond dirt.
Excerpt:
Two days later, Kelli sent me a picture message containing nude pictures of herself and the caption ‘you still in padre?’ Kelli said she had “broken up with [her] douche bag boyfriend…†she then told me go to her Dallas “high-rise†where I “could stay with [her].â€
to Law Studentdirty army says:
YEAH I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS MIKE HALOW NOT HALLOW? UH OH……
to dirty armywtf says:
Not buyin it.. I believe she went after him, but i dont believe she then “fell and hurt herself”… Im sure she had some help.
to wtfgeez! says:
i believe him for sure. She really does come off as an attention whore. I’m just wondering what “leper” will try to say in her defense. I hate drunk sloppy bitches, they are the most annoying thing ever…so unattractive.
to geez!hmmm... says:
I think she is full of herself and who the hell still loves to take picture of herself like crazy and flaunts them around…OHHHHHHHHHH POOR ME!
Hate her and the only sad thing about this is Mike is probably innocent
to hmmm...changefora nickel says:
There is no doubt this guy is legit, his profile and statement look like they were written by the same guy. yeah, right.
If she was such a cancer, why was he still hanging out with her. If the girl that was calling me her man was all over other guys, I wouldn’t stick around and I’m fugly.
There are 3 sides to every story. His side, her side and the truth.
to changefora nickelWell... says:
I gotta say I absolutely believe this guy…
to Well...MalzPwny says:
Nothing sucks more then giving your self a black eye….I’m guessing?!?
to MalzPwnyMy name says:
All that needs to be done in the case is to get the police report. By law, anytime someone calls 911 and the police are involved there is some type of report.
to My namebad bet says:
I dont know about all of you but I have dated a crazy bitch before and that is totally something she would do get attention and I am not even a meat head. I think this chicks face looked like a catchers mitt before. Thats just my two cents. She is a typical “cookie cutter” scottsdale chick and Im sure there are 10 more that look just like her.
to bad betAnonymous says:
Circus freak drama queen trash whore Leper.
to Anonymousleper is a crazy biatch says:
i think it’s so funny how people think his response was written by an attorney. maybe, we’re just not used to seeing a literate response or someone who actually uses the time to spell check. leper sounds like a kindergarden dropout. either way he counldn’t have possibly hit her. her face would be on the floor. if there was any question of physical abuse, the cops would have arrested him right then and there! leper, you’re an uneducated, ugly, crazy, and pathetic joke. concentrate on graduating from 8th grade and stop causes drama for innocent people.
to leper is a crazy biatchdude.. says:
you are seriously wacked! whats with all the fricken drama in your life? it was like I was reading a very bad, never ending soap opera! sheesh! that was pathetic!
to dude..Proud Canuck says:
I believe the punch drunk fighter over the skank.
to Proud CanuckKRM says:
The other day I was watching UFC and this guy punched this other dude and on his forehead he had a gash that went to the bone I mean it went through the skin and muscle straight to the bone so it is possible to gash someones head by just puching them and it doesn’t even have to be a hard punch to cause alot of damage!
to KRMMike Halow says:
Mike Halow is a pussy that has been arrested more than 3 times in El Paso for beating up guys…than can best described as pencil-necked-geeks…and is on probation. Beating up some girl or guy that weighs less than 130lbs is no big deal, but being a 225lb 6’1″ former enforcer in a drug cartel…
…I look forward to acquainting myself with Mr. Halow and settling the score. Lets see how he feels when he has to look for his teeth, hoping that a dentist can re-implant them like he has done to SOOOOOO many others that are much smaller than him.
to Mike HalowNAUGHTYNURSE says:
Looks like she hit the floor to me, Nik…perhaps the weight of the lip injections causing imbalance that was amplified when drunk.
to NAUGHTYNURSEStill think the BF looks like a thug and sounds like an ignorant womanizing abuser anyway
rdc says:
I’m no expert, but think the cops would’ve hauled him away if they thought she was beaten. Especially, if the guy is known for beating people. Most cops get pissed when they see a big dude like him hitting chicks. Chances are they would’ve hog-tied him, and he would’ve fell down the stairs “trying to resist”.
to rdcDirtiest says:
How old are these people who use MySpace so much? grow up losers.
to DirtiestCrazy says:
I remember seeing him with her in padre on the beach by the full throttle stage..that was before I knew who they were!!! So weird..
to Crazywtf ever says:
First of, as a nurse, I’m wondering why her ENTIRE eye, (the eyelid & under her eye) aren’t all red & swollen if he punched her in the face? I don’t know either of these attention hungry douches but I’ve seen many abused women come thru the ER & it’s hard to ONLY hit her on the occipital bone (where her laceration is) & not do damage to the surrounding areas as well. I saw the other pics of her & she never had a shiner, which surely would have occured if it was a man’s fist that hit her. All I can say is that the doctors & nurses who are EDUCATED & have experience in these type of injuries have ways of determining scientifically the REAL way injuries happen—and if he did hit her, it would not matter one iota if she said she “fell” because they would have the proof. (*And FYI- in the state of Texas when a man abuses a woman the STATE presses charges against him when there’s PROOF, even if the woman doesn’t*) If he did it- the police will be notified BY THE DOCTORS & the CORRECT action will take place, believe me. I am all for him getting ass raped in prison if he did it— but it wouldnt be the first time a chick of this caliber has lied for attention.
to wtf everhooher tod says:
Yes there should realize the reader to RSS my feed to RSS commentary, quite simply
to hooher tod