Need a Name for this ASIAN SENSATION
This is Viktoria “not a” Foxx at all from LA caught without MAKEUP (trust me this not the amount of make-up she usually cakes on)!!! Anyway this chick hates me because I keep calling her Asian in the Hollywood market.
EMAIL: Nik you are stupid and your website is so lame. I am RUSSIAN! Please take my pictures off immediately! You are jeopardizing my career! I am not kidding! YOU ARE A JERK!
I cannot… I am sorry ASIAN.- nik
EMAIL: Getting high/sleeping with “Chance” from I Love New York.
Now that is “Riding Dirty”… you know you have made it in LA when you are boning Chance.- nik
“I am going shark diving after I drop this IOI.”
So I need the DIRTY ARMY’S help. We need to make a good name for this Asian Sensation. THOUGHTS?- nik
maybe Russian Ragoon? You know the deep fried wonton filled with cream cheese and crab, you know she probably had crabs at one point.
my bad I mean Russian Rangoon
Ya know what’s funny??
Nik makes fun of all these asians… but he looks asian!!!!
Sorry to out you Nik.
I love Bangkok Betty….ha ha ha ha
Rice Patty?????
I vote for “Borsch” she knows what it means..
Cold Sore War or Eurasian UN (ugly nobody)
Several good suggestions…
-Commiekazi is genius
-Raisin also good but kinda makes me think of old leathery women wearing bedazzled fanny packs in Florida
I like DirtyBirds “Confuasian” or the “Chernobyl Surprise” You think you are going home with an Asian, but surprise I’m Ruski
Nik,
Lets name her “FOO YOUNG”
The problem is, she’s trying too hard to be white, showing that she’s clearly insecure about her ethnicity. Confidence is sexy, not this false Paris Hilton persona she puts forth. She’s in denial, and there’s nothing attractive about an Asian girl misrepresenting herself as some boring vanilla blonde broad. The truth is, her true self, below all the layers of fraud, is a lot hotter than most white chicks any day of the week.
To all the Asians: embrace your roots. To all the racists: do the world a favor and have your best friend extinguish you with a 12 gauge.
Pikachu or Raisin…id personally go with Pikachu
How about stupid fake bitch. It’s simple and straight to the point. But for a runner-up I am liking Carnie Chung. That’s pretty funny!
chink + honky = chonky
Take off that Dodger hat your going to jinx our season.
What Career, Last I heard Ed Powers films anyone
she reminds me of a fish. she’s pulling lil guppies in a big pond. bottom feeder.
BOTTOM FEEDER
I like Raisin, or Rasian, but how about Sum Yung Guy, or the Russina name of Klava Gervasi, which literally means “lame spear servant”, after all those blogs she writes about how she lands everyone else’s boyfriends every night! I’m sure if she was good in the sack, she could actually keep one for herself!
After you pick a name, maybe the title of her future pics could be:
“PUTIN OUT”
Fred Unger now agrees with mr houpr
I like “Bottom Feeder” as well…seriously, Mystery and Chance? The magnitude of the douchebaggery between those two is practically immeasurable. I mean seriously…
I couldn’t care less about this girl, but the blatantly racist remarks are just over the top.
You racist crackers talking recklessly would never have the balls to make such remarks in public.
Try it to someone and I guarantee you’ll get your face slammed into a wall so many times your tramp of a girlfriend won’t recognize you, and will dump your sorry ass for another man.
Someone said she’s Mongolian…did they mean mongoloid? Also, I agree that she resembles Garfield. Does anyone have any non-photoshopped pictures of this wreck?
Raisin!!!
what is her “career”?
Raisin is hilarious, so is MSH and commie kazie. good job guys, very funny.
I think she was trying to look sexy in the fourth picture but it looks like she is picking food out of her teeth.
Mac Attack
MONGOLIAN BEEF STROGANOFF!
Fi Dolla! Fi Dolla!
sideways cookie!! dirty fortune,lol
or better yet-Long duck dummy
Velvet Raisin
If she really is Russian or Ukrainian, whatever she claims then she’ll get the reference.
asian delight
Tonka®, cuz that toy is all plastic and once you push it around the block a couple times you are bored with that sh*t.
its only natural RUSSIAN + ASIAN = RASIAN or just prune for short.
those are kinda similar to raisins anyways
RAISIN…RAISIN…RAISIN…that’s hilarious and perfect!!!
just bigger LOL
aww thats mean…
oh well.
Buttfok Wok
bukake – she’s a great personification of the word even though she’s not japanese.
mongrol – she’s a beat looking dog and kinda sounds like mongol.
sputnik – she’s gotta be a spy or is basically a satellite orbiting around cali.
Updated favorites:
1)Raisin
2)CHERNOBYL (Definitely fits the bill. She has to be an offspring of that disaster with those crossed eyes. The only bad thing is that it drops the asian reference.)
Oh.. and the angry comment by “Pissed…” Very nice touch to get offended by the racial remarks but use the racial epithet “cracker” while describing all of us. You reek of intelligence.
I don’t understand how people can be so mean. She is a beautiful—leave this girl alone!
The last guy at the bottom is from the show
“The Pick up Artist”
Chernobyl !!!
Rasian can be confused with Raisin =(
I say put her in the Dirty Regulars and move on already
quote: “You racist crackers talking recklessly would never have the balls to make such remarks in public.”
Well it’s certainly great to see that you’ve taken the high ground and haven’t resorted to any lowly racial slurs yourself…
And what exactly makes you think that every racist comment on this website is courtesy of a “cracker”? You do realize that racism doesn’t just apply to white folk, don’t you?
Hey Nik!! Loves the site can’t get enough!! I want to vote for Dim Sum. I’ll test it in the form of a statement:
Which way is Dim Sum lookin? Reft or Light?
More than likley needs improvement.
shovel face she looks like she got struck with a shovel
That looks like the girl I picked up at villa then dropped her on the curb at melrose and la brea when
the visor light accidentally came on in my car.
my chubby went to a half guy in nothing flat. she looks like she needs a good donkey punch and a kick in the ass. And anyone who can identify douchebags from reality shows is one step away from this chick.
The best imports from both regions: Vodka + Godzilla = Vodzilla
CHERNOBYL!
CHERNOBYL!
CHERNOBYL!
>>>raisin no one will get it unless they read #1
Ching Chang Wally Wally Bing Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Have You Ever Seen Alabama Black Snake?”"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You are not Russian.. not after all the plastic surgery you had you Kalznitsa.. And def from Kazakhstan.. STO XYEV SASALA
is that her makeup or does she look airbrushed in every photo?
I know her very well.. She is only 19, she is definitely asian and she really isnt pretty when you meet her.. she is also very short. Shes young so you sort of feel sorry for her a little but she craves attention. Ive drunkedly made out with her. Drunkedly I repeat, but shes ok…
Alvin (chipmunkish)