Pirate Hookers

EMAIL: Nik, please come up with a nickname to blast these two pirate hookers. They are known as  the Shenk twins. As you can see these 22 yr old wanna be cougars have been in the Chicago Club scene since they were able to drive. They are natorious for getting tagged teamed, sucking dick for coke, and as you can see by the picture trying to be high society gold diggers. I heard they still live with their moms in Lagrange and sleep downtown and random guys apartments downtown. They both tell people how they were in Playboy and act like big stars, when I saw the issue I couldnt even recognize them they were on some playboy back issue all airbrushed out on their one page spread. I think it was Playboys issue of most unlikely to succeed in anything in life issue.- The secret society

Dear Secret Society, I am going to need more intel and photos of these pirate hookers before I can make them regulars in chicago.- nik