Shaq Attack
Posted in Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 10th, 2008




EMAIL: Hey, I was at Scottsdale Fashion Square today and ran into Shaq. I was with my girlfriend and we were driving to the mall when i saw Shaq’s enormous black truck. We followed him into an office complex and asked to take a picture with him. He said we could as long as I gave him a ride. So after taking pics he hopped in the car and I drove him to the Grand Lux. Pretty sweet.
Well that answers that question. Yes, Shaq can fit into a honda and likes Asian women.- nik





lc2ut says:
Ugh I was just in that commercial park on Friday… of course I missed Shaq!
to lc2utDTM says:
I saw Shaq at Club Trist in Vegas he is enormous but very approachable and shook my hand, he is a super cool guy! Phoenix is lucky to have him.
to DTMscotty2hotty says:
that is awesome!
to scotty2hottyslusho says:
gotta give it to shaq. he seems like he’s pretty fun.
to slushoRUFUS says:
Shaq is a badass for doing this. T.D. is quick to make fun of people, I mean come on that’s why we come here, but Shaq is bound to take hundreds of photos with random fans while he’s here. Even G-Girl would ask him for a photo. So I gotta give this guy props for taking a ride with a random Asian d00d (which are VERY intimidating I might add). RUFUS FOR PRESIDENT!
to RUFUSLeeeerrrrrooooyyyy Jeeeennnkkkkinnngggsss says:
Shaq just went up huge in my book.
to Leeeerrrrrooooyyyy JeeeennnkkkkinnngggsssJtummy says:
what cool guy. hes worth millions and asking random asian people for rides. i wanna smoke a blunt with shaq.
to Jtummythe BEST says:
He can curl asian kids, but he can’t make a free throw!
Go Lakers!
to the BESTyo yo says:
I want your GF
to yo yoMikey says:
Shaq is a badass. One of the most down-to-earth celebs.
to MikeyMike says:
Shaq keep being yourself man. Welcome to Phoenix!
Mike
p.s. One small request, try to get us some wins.
to MikeSilly wabbits says:
All you guys who worship pro athletes come off as having the same intellectual constitution as the teenyboppers shrieking at a Britney Spears sighting. Same game, different name!
to Silly wabbitsHardwork says:
Is that Long Duck Dong and his GF Me So Horney with him?? Classic photos!
to HardworkDim Sum says:
Shaq dim sum u win and dim sum u don’t…as Marion would say…u been here 4 week…u go naaww!!!! u go naaww!!!
Just yokin….just yoke’n…me play funny on Shaq….rahhar har har…
to Dim SumVoteQuimby says:
Got to admit this changes my opinion of Shaq. Those are really cool pictures.
to VoteQuimbySectCells says:
Shaq’s a pretty down ass dude! He must be having a lot of car problems lately though, he was in Cali last week and his car got a flat in front of a local market and he paid the girl inside $100 to watch it until someone came to pick it up and then got picked up by a driver.
to SectCellsSouthgate Taylor says:
Damn, I wanna smoke a blunt with the “Big Aristotle” too.
GO LAKERS
to Southgate TaylorScottsdale Ho says:
Kinda gay to let him hold you dude…
to Scottsdale HoRichard Leak says:
I want to bang homeboy’s lady. She is way to cute for his ass.
to Richard LeakLong Duck Dong says:
Pretty cool pictures. I wonder if he carries white people too, or if it’s just a thing he has with Asians…
to Long Duck Dongmaybe he likes the guy says:
who says he likes the girl, maybe he likes the guy….
to maybe he likes the guymaybe he likes the guy says:
who says he likes the girl…maybe he likes the guy
to maybe he likes the guyAngry Blogger says:
This is a light workout for Shaq. Asians never weigh more than 90 pounds.
to Angry Bloggertangerinibikini says:
yeah big cactus!! you are awesome!!!!
to tangerinibikiniyupyup says:
When was Shaq at Tryst?
to yupyupdic nic says:
what a douche signature
to dic nicsororityslut says:
what a great sense of humour! love it!
to sororityslutg0dluvsugly says:
probably the coolest thing i’ve read on this site. nice pics too!
to g0dluvsugly