TOP 5- Final Decision will be made on SUPER TUESDAY
Here are my Top 5 from the DIRTY ARMY:
1) scottsdale Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
russian + asain= Raisin
2) Confucius Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I shall call her “Dim Sumâ€. A little bit of everything, but a whole lot of nothing.
3) D Bags Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
She looks both asain and like someone you would find at the county fair.
Let’s call her Carnie Chung.
4) Oleg Taktarov Says: March 3rd, 2008 at 9:26 am
If she’s claiming Russian, then she can only be the worst disaster is Russian history…
CHERNOBYL
5) your mom Says: March 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Charlie… as in Vietnam. Simple and to the point.
Honorable Mention- Dirty D-Bag Army Says: March 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Fi Dolla! Fi Dolla!
Sorry Mr. Houpr I couldn’t pull the trigger. People this is way more important than that democratic thing that is happening. These are your 5 1/2 nominees and your vote counts DIRTY ARMY (Burrito you cannot play). I will tally the votes and make a final decision end of work day tomorrow pacific standard time. I am putting this in your hands, so please do not let me down.- nik
P.S. Write out the name in comments not the number. Explanations of why you voted in a certain manner is highly recommended, but not mandatory… a name will do.
“Remember this will be recorded in the anals of the Dirty history.”- Will Ferrell
CARNIE CHUNG. Definitely a Carnival attraction.
She might be too pale for Raisin or rASIAN….
CARNIE CHUNG. Definitely a cheap Carnival attraction.
She might be too pale for Raisin or rASIAN….
RAISIN bc chernobyl has no oriental in it
I’ll go with CHERNOBYL only cause Raisin sounds too cute for her. And I also still WOULD plow this chick, and so would most do0ds here.
Chernobyl is freaking solid but I think that kills the whole Asian theme…if it had some Asian tie, like a Chinese feel with “Chinobyl” or something that would have swung me so I vote:
Raisin, Raisin, Raisin
Chernobyl – this is EPIC! It sounds like “gerbil” which is what I thought she looked like in the first place. Chernobyl gerbil.
Definitely Chernobyl…There is not a better nickname than that. Raisin sounds like a lovey nickname or something. Chernobyl definitely works best here.
CHERNOBYL = CLASSIC
carnie chung
I’ll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with my Low Hung Wang Goo
raisin by far is toooo funny i cant stop laughing!!!!!
Carnie Chung
I would just call her something like…”worthless whore”, or “skank”, but since the girls dancing at Myst may be offended, I vote for “RAISIN”
…or in light of recent events…. how about “RICIN”….? It sounds the same, and is a deadly toxin that kills as fast as her std’s spread….
Raisin because I spew Jolt all over my keyboard every time I think about it.
Chernoybl…as people above mentioned, it works on so many different levels
how about DUMB CROSSEYED BITCH?
Raisin will go down as the greatest hall of famer ever.
Raisin!!
RUSSIA IS AN INTERCONTINENTAL COUNRTY – FROM EUROPE TO ASIA – THEREFORE HER NAME MUST REFLECT MOTHER RUSSIA’S ROOT: RAISIN.MAKE US PROUD, DAUGHTER!
Carnie Chung…
Russia is in Asia. SO she is Asian. But Raisin is def the best.
DEFINITELY CARNIE CHUNG!!!!!!!!!!!
COMPLETELY BRILLIANT. IT’S PERFECT!
CARNIE CHUNG FO SHO.
CHERNOYBL
CHERNOBYL
CHERNOBYL
CHERNOBYL
That is the funniest damn thing I have ever read.
Well, since the other candidates get to soapbox I will too. Even though I’m pretty sure (read 101%) that all we win is pride points.
Chernobyl…
1) The only things dumb enough to still go near it are wild animals. MATCH
2) The result of overzealous scientists. MATCH
3) On the surface it looks bad, but what’s inside will kill you. MATCH.
4) Served a purpose earlier in life, but now brings devastation which cannot be controlled. The only hope is to contain it. DOUBLE MATCH!
Sumdumho
or sumdum-something
Chernobyl… no explanation needed, the nuclear disaster is written all over her face.
HER NAME SHOULD BE CHING CHONG! IM VOTING FOR RAISIN THO BCUZ ITS THE MOST MEMORABLE.. AND I WOULD LOVE TO SAY “HI RAISIN” WHEN I SEE HER AT THE CLUB!
Raisin fo shure
“Chernobyl is very fitting”
Raisin.
I wanna know who the hot Asian on the far left is?!
Raisin Hell.
raisin
They all have on the worst fake eyelashes ever. They look like little daggers. It hurts me to look at them.
I think it should be CARNIE CHUNG. She has small hands and smells like cabbage.
Raisin, EOM.
LMAOO! Raisin makes sense and I can see the dirty army calling her that in public. But CHERNOBYL!!! OMG that is damn clever. I’m Stuck on those two.
RAISIN!!!!!!!
CHERNOBYL. Indeed, her express denial of Asian heritage is significant and central to the tragicomic nature of her character; accordingly, alluding to the oriental origins she is so desperate to disguise is appropriate, reasonable, and clever, if obvious and expected; nevertheless, by falsely claiming Russian, by so wantonly purporting her facial characteristics to be the product of an ancestry that in reality is more national than racial or genetic (and as others have pointed out, only somewhat ironically, Asian), the tenets of high comedy demand that the majority–if not the entirety–of her nom de dirty be derived from this affirmative, this essential quality with which she identifies. And, in addition to the impressive connotative and denotative possibilities of the name, CHERNOBYL sounds like something Nik would come up with himself.
Raisin is my vote. It’s simple and gets right to the wrinkle.
Carnie Chung gets honorable mention.
Chernobyl
Def. Raisin! Cause she’s got a hint of Asian with a slap of Russian.
Vladamira Pooting.
me so horny love raisin long time !!!
RAISIN!!!
But Nik I like the way you spelled it in one of the last posts….”rASIAN”!!
Raisin seems a ggod fit,
I vote for RAISIN, if only cuz I am 90% certain this shim is a raisin smuggler as well!
Carnie Chung!
rAsian
chernobyl because she is a disaster and it kinda sounds like a chick’s name
I say Raisin…
chernobyl
RAISIN
CHERNOBYL
Hands down – perfect for this unnatural disaster
CHERNOBYL fits, as she is a nuclear meltdown of epic proportion.
carnie chung
RAISIN!
chernobyl
CHERNOBYL
rasin
Gotta go with Chernobyl, cause that is most definitely a disaster.
chernobyl
Chernobyl.
Nik: I’m looking forward to the many misspellings of “Chernobyl” to come
Chernobyl.
RAISIN
Chenobyl for sure, I love raisins on my oatmeal, don’t ruin my breakfast naming her raisin! Her eyes look like they are glowing radiation when she wears that white/blue whatever it is eyeliner just like the nuclear reactor upon meltdown.
Raisin
raisin. but come on, carnie chung was close, but Commie Chung is so much better.
Chernobyl because her glowing eyes and explosive makeup looks like radiation
Chernobyl is:
1. A disaster area caked and sealed in a dome of concrete.
2. Abandoned city in the Ukraine.
3. Name of Hollywoods next never made it actress.
Chernobyl
chernobyl . . . those poor children
CHERNOBYL no doubt
My vote goes to Chernobyl. Snotty’s #3 reason, Hollywood’s next never made it actress
My vote goes to Chernobyl. Snotty’s #3 reason, Hollywood’s next never made it actress
chernobyl
CHERNOBYL
COMPLETELY BRILLIANT. IT’S PERFECT!
chernobyl wins barn none
wow a lot of people voted. . .Nik you should have more of these!