CHERNOBYL

Posted in Chernobyl, Hollywood, The Dirty | April 1st, 2008

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EMAIL: Nik-
Please expose one of the pageant world’s dark secrets—Chernobyl and her cheating ways. The caption on her Myspace says “I ALWAYS WIN”. . Only because her scandalous dad has been fueling pageant officials with money for years and its no surprise this b*tch makes it to the final round every time. Let the dirty army know the REAL reason why her nasty fake tan ass has been winning.

This is why I think everyone in LA is on drugs. How could Chernobyl win any kind of beauty contest? She is Russian/Asian which equals Raisin.- nik



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CHERNOBYL
  1. April 1, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Dirty Dave says:

    this chick is hideous, beauty pageants are a farce anyway.

    Reply to Dirty Dave
  2. April 1, 2008 at 8:14 am

    ZOTSUB- ARIZONA UBER ALLES says:

    Dude, She’s effin cross-eyed!

    Reply to ZOTSUB- ARIZONA UBER ALLES
  3. April 1, 2008 at 8:54 am

    regs says:

    she’s completely cross eyed! where is she looking?!

    Reply to regs
  4. April 1, 2008 at 8:58 am

    HMMM says:

    Chernobyl, ja s toboj:)))

    Reply to HMMM
  5. April 1, 2008 at 9:06 am

    NO WaY! says:

    There Is NO WAY she could of won fairly especially in CA with all the hot girls!

    That’s probably her Halloween costume.

    Reply to NO WaY!
  6. April 1, 2008 at 9:41 am

    myspace says:

    what is her name?

    Reply to myspace
  7. April 1, 2008 at 9:57 am

    boot camp says:

    and cross-eyed

    Reply to boot camp
  8. April 1, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Davi says:

    Raisin! That is so much better than Chernobyl.

    Reply to Davi
  9. April 1, 2008 at 11:17 am

    St. Mike says:

    “Please expose one of the pageant world’s dark secrets”?!?!?!
    Are you kidding me?!?!?! Wow, this is some hard-hitting journalism. Watch out, Walter Cronkite! Someone’s digging up the real dirt now! My God, the pageant world is corrupt! This must be stopped!
    It can’t be a dark secret if nobody cares, douchebag. Good job letting your site get turned into a knockoff of Little Miss Sunshine and Jon-Benet Ramsey coverage, Nik. Good night and good luck.

    Reply to St. Mike
  10. April 1, 2008 at 11:17 am

    I_T-bagged_Davi says:

    Raisin better than Chernobyl? Back of the crack guys. Chernobyl is obviously hilarious for someone who gets pissed about being called Asian, which she apparently is not, but is ok being called a nuclear meltdown.

    That said…how could this chick legitimately win anything? Not only does she look astoundingly stupid, she’s also clearly a mutant with the ability to see in 360 degrees with her googly eyes.

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  11. April 1, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Tank says:

    Is it me or doesn’t it look like someone hit her in teh face with a snow shovel? She looks like one of those dogs with the smashed in face, a pug me thinks, but the dogs are much better looking. Are you sure she isn’t entering dog shows?

    Reply to Tank
  12. April 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    bud says:

    Dude, who cares who wins beauty pageants except the insecure chicks who enter them (if not insecure, they at least have daddy issues).
    Don’t bother with this topic Nik.

    Reply to bud
  13. April 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    ITS CALLED SHE GIVES GOOD BLOW JOBS AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE LIKE A COW GIRL :D

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. April 1, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Bert Parks says:

    It’s hard to look at her. Her small head and beady cross eyes give me a headache.

    Also, her fake hair, tan, and gobs of makeup are too much. She must be very unhappy with her natural self. It’s almost like she’s playing a character.

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  15. April 1, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    poor thing! says:

    she needs to find a nice black man and retire that crown…or move to tailand and get lost in the sex industry there so all that plastic can be put to good use

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  16. April 2, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Miami Tan says:

    I know Miami tans are extra dark but that’s just gross. This chic apparently doesn’t know when to stop!

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  17. April 2, 2008 at 7:49 am

    please says:

    Nik, for God’s sake. PLEASE find an unphotoshopped picture of this girl and post! I’m dying to know what this cretin looks like for real!!

    Reply to please
  18. April 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    DIRTY whore says:

    Hey Nik:

    Me and this woman who writes weight loss books were on the Ms. Arizona contest around 2000. We voted on a Hispanic woman, but were told we couldn’t because she couldn’t be Ms. Arizona. We were told to vote for the plastic blond neither of us liked. Shoe-in.

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  19. April 3, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Devchonka says:

    Вот блин дура!!

    Reply to Devchonka
  20. April 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Devchonka says:

    I would love for someone to give me her full name….. id have fun with this one ;)

    Reply to Devchonka
  21. April 3, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Kissy says:

    VIKTORIA FOXX!

    Reply to Kissy
  22. April 4, 2008 at 1:43 am

    LAZY EYEZ says:

    why does everyone say she’s crossed eyes??? she’s lazy eyed!

    Reply to LAZY EYEZ
  23. April 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Poor Thing says:

    It seems everyone is so harsh on Chernobyl. She isn’t that bad?

    Reply to Poor Thing
  24. April 7, 2008 at 2:31 am

    WEED says:

    SHE LOOKS HIGH!

    Reply to WEED
  25. September 11, 2009 at 10:50 am

    anon says:

    it’s not even a real person.
    it’s a fake mannequin doll this guy takes pictures of with different people.
    If you have seen her pictures, her hair is a wig.

    Reply to anon

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