Matt Leinart (Az Cardinals) and Nick Lachey (Have Been) contributing to the delinquency of minors.
HAND CHECK?
DIRTY ARMY intel: Nik I do not have their exact birth dates but I do know that all of the girls graduated high school in 2006, putting them all between 19 and 20. The girl in between lachey and the other guy graduated from reno high in 2006 and was in my little brothers class, her name is Courtney Halki and there is no way that she is 21. I don’t really have much else for you but I will find out as much as I can.
Things The DIRTY have verified:
Courtney Elizabeth Halki (age 20 beer bong myspace profile below, this idiot made a picture from this night as her profile pic- same dress and beer pong set up) is a student at ASU. Liv Fierro (age 19 her bebo profile below was a blonde, but now short brown hair in blue big top), Chelsea Antoniono, and Karley Davis (in spa left of Matt zebra top- sophomore from Downers Grove, IL her myspace says in a relationship and ASU nursing major) were three of the other girls in the pictures. Still digging up more dirt so please email me with any info on the ladies pictured.
Well at least the young girls of ASU know that they can always go over to Matty’s house if their fake IDs don’t work. Plus free booze and college drinking games… Nick you are 34 years old, just wanted to remind you of the 14 year age gap once you read this (TROUT). Hi Vanessa! Love you! Thanks for letting Nick play.- nik
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225 Responses to “Matt Leinart (Az Cardinals) and Nick Lachey (Have Been) contributing to the delinquency of minors.”
Well, after these pics Warner better start practicing.
karley is a pi phi drop out waiit they all kicked her sorry ass out a month later for being such a slut
Man Leinart is pathetic. I hope Warner startes every game this year.
Warner at 80 years old > Leinart
You know that Fitzgerald and Boldin both want Warner as well.
Nick, your 34, time to hang up the red cups. Under 30 Blue Cups…over 30 red cups.
3 things 1. That you all would be doing the same thing maybe with hotter chicks but you can not deny that 2. We do not know for sure that Nick and Matt bought them the beer. 3. Nick and Matt are big boys with big money they can party how they want, as long as Matt shows up in August ready to take the cards to the playoffs thats all that matters!
I have classes with Chelsea, her and all her friends graduate (if they can even make it that far) 2010. They all have fake Id’s. HER BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 3RD: and she turned 19. not 18. But she is single..
what the hell? are people detectives now? so lame. who cares about matt leinart, he sucks in life and nick lachey doesn’t even look like he’s doing anything wrong. he looks like he’s just chilling and not hanging all over girls like matty. NEXT!!!!!!!!
Whoever sent these in needs to get a life you obviously spent tons of time myspace stalking to get these.
If these girls are 20 they have like a year or less left till they are 21 get over it we all drank when we were underaged just not with celebs and pro athletes
why are all the chicks that they are hanging out with Beat?? Get higher standards Matt!
Hey Nik….Friday at Dirty Pretty Nick Lachey was seen going into the powder room with blonde girl (his body gaurd blocked the door while they were in there). So I figured they were doing one of two things but whatever it was took them 20 minutes, so you decide? What kind of blow (job) was going on???
lmao wow nick to old for this lol matt lol you think you wud be able tyo get hotter gurls if this is what he was doing during the season no wonder he suck GO WARNER LOL
You should see the nasty that Matt usually takes home in scottsdale this is an upgrade for sure.
Add him to your Cheepie McCheeperson Log right next to Amare!! The two worst tippers in the AZ!!
Thinking Matt and G-girl may be a match made in heaven!
i dont think everyone should be worrying about what Matt is doing. who knows what went on that night but Nick is the one with the fiance
Lets get this Leinart guy out of scottsdale. Cardinals should have drafted Jay Cutler. Leinart is a geek!
Those girls rule… whoever posted this is jealous that they get to drink for free and kick it with celebs
A) who cares?
B) lots of 24 yr old dudes hit on and hang out with 19 yr old girls in Tempe/Scottsdale some knowingly and others not knowing
C) most underage people have fake ID and pretend to be older
D) if you want to bash Leinhart for anything here it’s that the girls aren’t that hot.
Nick L. - he’s old so it’s way creepy. But Leinhart just got out of college, it young, rich and can do what he wants. Don’t hate, appreciate. I’d be doing the same damn thing.
OOOH WHAT GIRLS WILL DO FOR CELEB ATTENTION..I BET THEY ALL GOT DEEP ANAL PENETRATED AFTER THESE PICS 
haha honestly, since when did it become cool to tell on people for underage drinking?
this site should revert back to making fun of stupid drunk sluts, and not trying to ruin the names of dudes… g’s up, ho’s down
Oh no!!! Someone under 21 at a party! What are we to do? The world is falling apart! Who cares?
If everyone over 21 was busted drinking w chicks over 18 but under 21, this world would be a gay place to party……..long live underage chicks!
When you meet a girl(s) at a bar, unless they are 17 in reality what is the problem? I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m 25 right now so I might as well hook up with older chicks (cougars)now while it it is still cool. What is the point being 36 and hooking up with a 35 year old. I’d rather hook up with cougars now, and then when I’m older hook up with younger chicks. Leinhart and Lachey have the right idea. If they’re legal[in the club] then why not have fun? Maybe I’m crazy, but just a thought
You call this an upgrade from Jessica Simpson, Nick?
Your career is officially over. You have been expelled!
i wish i was there…matt leinart hes 24 6-5 230 qb what more could you ask for
Kind of weird — Lachey and Leinart can date these chicks, f*ck ‘em, make little Lacheys and Leinarts with ‘em… but they can’t have a beer with them! WTF?
Those fags were at Dirty Pretty Saturday night trying to get on underage ho’s there too. Pathetic. But it’s just a front. They ended up cuddling in each other’s arms. Bromance!
Gay who cares.. No one waits until they’re 21 to drink and alot of high profile models that men gawk over are between 18-25.. this site is about to lose a fan.. i feel like its a little tattle telling website for those who wish they were something theyre not. i use to love this site. just another 2 cents out of my 50k milli life style
this website should be renamed “theHater” this site be hatin’!
It’s not the drinking that’s a big deal. It’s the “supplying” underagers with the booze that I think everyone is writing about. But again, we don’t know who supplied what whom. We shouldn’t care, but we all love a celeb “scandal.”
i would just like to point out that only some of those girls are beat….i kinda think the one on his right and the one on the far left are pretty sexy. cut the other two though….
lachey bodyguards name is Tommy. hmmm. Nick cheats on Vanessa his gay little brother Drew cheats on his wife. Great family
Seriously, what under (or over for that matter) 21 girl would NOT want to party with Leinart and Lachey?? They are good looking and famous, and everyone looks like they are having fun. Besides, I’m sure these guys aren’t the only male celebrities that party with younger girls (knowingly or not). Does it mean it’s right? No.
Dude, if your a celeb, you can’t take pictures giving underage chicks beer bongs idiot!!!
Supplying alcohol to underage girls, wonder if police will follow up. imagine Matt’s mugshot. After a little jail time he will be chilling with Tyson in Scottsdale
no one is blaming the girls, its the guys who will get in trouble.
I don’t give a sh!t if these chick are 12 …If Matt can get the Cards deep into the playoffs he can fnck drunk virgins on the 50 yard line while Lackey films and holds his gatorade during half time. Nothing to see here!
Leinart is what 21-22 with like 50 mil. why not party with young girls . if I was given 50 mil to get hurt I would tag all these girls to. He won’t go to jail or even arrested, he’s famous
anybody know where Leinart lives? The DS Army could start a paparazzi storm there.
I was definately there and I met those girls….none of them hooked up with Leinart… Its the girl not pictured who took it….oh and trust me you would love to know what mr. lachey was up to. Im not gonna lie me and my girl were hittin on him but some slut in lacey langerie beat us to it….
WHO R THESE GUYZ AGAIN? NEITHER 1 OF THEM HAVE CURRENTS CAREERS…. M.L. U SUCK BALLS…. N.L. …CLEARLY U HAD TO HOOK UP W/SOMEONE WHO’S CAREER IS EVEN MORE LAME THEN YOURS… AND WHAT GRADE OF ASS DID U “BALLERS” PULL TH@ NITE ? UHH..IN OUR COUNTRY THESE LADIES….UMM…NOT SO MUCH!
theres no proof that these guys bought the girls their alcohol…i know two of them and they always roll deep with 30 packs…whether they are underage or not. people need to get their stories straight and get a life!
I agreee where are all the slopy drunk pics now all we get are people drinking I want stuff to laugh about bring the slopy drunks back
[...] Leinart gets young coeds drunk(19-20) Party animal or predator?: TheDirty.com
atleast leinart is finally talking to some decent looking girls. I nomally see him talking to short ulgy girls.
In a nutshell: if you have ‘made it’ to the degree that these two (at least in Leinart’s case) have in the sense of success at a young age, why F it up? Partying with underage bimbos is fine. But to take the chance that any photos could embarrass the hand that feeds you (NFL/Cards org.) is just dumb. Bad press is not a part of the business model.
That’s why this is Dirty news. It’s not beer + underage chicks (big deal, as many have pointed out). The Dirty angle is the jock (and C list co-celeb Nick) exercising poor off field judgment (and bad taste as these chicks are beat).
Matt, you need to talk to your agent/atty. about ‘risk management’.
Nick, you’re a fag and nobody cares.
why would these 2 guys let these pictures leak…that is rediculous. Either, they obviously dont care, have never heard about the dirty and or pissed someone off who was at this party…goodness!
obviously they didnt know these pictures were gonna leak! this whole thing is ridiculous and needs to be finished with. get a life and stop worrying about everyone elses
Oops! I meant top secret needs to dish the dirt. Sorry!
ok first and foremost, if you don’t like the gossip that’s being posted don’t read thedirty, these people knowingly take pictures/ get their pictures taken and then proceed to plaster them all over the internet, there is NO harm in reposting them on a different site. Not to mention, speaking the truth and “hating” are two different entities, simply stating that grown men were hanging out with 18 and 19 y.o. is not hating, it is simply a fact, a sad sad fact.
You would think Matty would be smart enough to not allow photos taken of his underage chick pool party drinkathon. Dude needs to graduate. “Beerpong” seriously Matt your a starting QB in the league and your rolling with 19 year olds playing pong. Matt get the tassle on the other side of the cap brother. Can any one say Ryan Leaf. NFL stands for NO FOTOS LADIES
To everyone who thinks this isn’t a big deal, you’re right it isn’t….if you’re a nobody- as evey commenter here is. But these dix are rich and famous (albeit E-listers), and thus cannot afford this type of press. Their careers are predicated upon image and reputation.
This is the price to pay for fame. You can’t be a dumbfuk and take pics with little girls doing bongs, especially if you’re holding the bong- unless you are Steve-O from jackass and your image supports this.
Somebody on here said, “who cares, we all drank underage”. No sh$t Sherlock, but you’re not a liable celebrity, role model, or an individual with ‘risk management’ responsibilities.
This will pass, but Leinart will get a sit down with his agent, the Bidwell retards, and Whisenhunt. As far as Lachey goes, he will remain a tool that nobody cares about. Read this twice and quit making dumbass comments.
STOP TALKING SHIT ON MATT! I KNOW HIM AND HE IS A NICE GUY!! YOU ARE EITHER A. JEALOUS YOU ARE NOT HIM OR B. JEALOUS YOU ARE NOT THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH HIM!
Nick Lachey has a duel personality: one minute he wants to be the perfect guy, but behind that nice guy image,he’s a ho. The dirt he did that night will come out.
[...] The Dirty has the details on many of the girls in these (and more) photographs, and it appears most or all of them graduated high school in 2006, placing them in the 19-20 age range. Leinart is just shy of his 25th birthday, so there doesn’t seem to be anything too scandalous about this party. Oh, well, except the illegal part. Excuuuuuuse me, Mister Clarence Darrow. Not all Americans know every obscure blue law in the country, like “the drinking age is 21″ or whatever. [...]
YEAH VERONICA! dish the dirt!
…oh wait. you are probably just a beat ass chick who unlike these girls got railed by matt leinart and then forgotten.
you’re obviously bitter and its kind of sad….so i got an idea!!!! how about you post a picture of yourself on here before you talk anymore shit AND LET ALL OF US EVALUATE YOU….
you know…that is if you want to back your shit up. EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAND UP TO BITCHES LIKE VERONICA WHO USE THIS SITE TO TRY AND IMPROVE THEIR LACK OF SELF CONFIDENCE…..the truth hurts
ok fun story…but seriously, talk about some self-righteous haters. who cares if they are partying w/ college girls. like you guys never partied w/ girls under 21 when you were over 21.
The slut to the left of Leinart (Karley Davis) works at California Pizza Kitchen in Tempe Marketplace so you can size her up face to face. Be careful tho, dont use big words or long sentences cuz she will NOT UNDERSTAND!
Here is my three cents, Yeah, I would of probably did the same thing, but I deff would of picked hotter girls, these girls are beat. Also, Matt, come on buddy, you would think that this was going to happen, You already lost your starting job, now, you are deff gonna get hell for this. Pittsbugh Steeler Coaches dont put up with this type of $hit. Maybe that is why your team sucks, lol……Didn’t you hang out with Paris at one time? Nice Upgrade..
Who cares!!! As for beer pong…if the game is fun to play in college or high school why do you have to stop playing just because you graduate from college…Nik your posts sometimes show your douchiness!!!
feminism isn’t dead? Ya, it is. Surprised you don’t have your hairy armpits and birkenstocks in a twist because he’s ‘exploiting’ those poor girls. They seem so under duress.
Ya, these chicks are beat, especially the linebacker with sag bags in blue and the one on far left with the monster choppers. Do you really want those things near your greg? Should be chewing through wood, the kind in the forest, not pants.
Even with my humble criticism, it’s hard to find fault with bro boys Matt & Nick partying with the younger chicks. What are they to do? Bag some of the Scottsdale cougs with 999,999 miles on the odometer and more STD’s than Mayo Clinic?
ha that girl karley is a fukin ho. an ugly one too. you really would think they would pick a hotter girl than her atleast. damn
THAT GIRL CHELSEA IS SUCH A SLUT SHE HAS HAD SEX WITH AT LEAST TWENTY GUYSS AT ASU LOL AND I HEARD SHE HAS AIDS…
Given the girls matty was with, I hope cocaine is left out of the NFL’s new drug testing plans…
those girls could have told him they were 21 thats the funny part…and the girls could have brought their own alcohol. if someone told you there age when you asked you usually dont doubt them. since when are people carding someone at their house for a small get together. theres no proof in any of this so why dont you leave these people alone and get back to making fun of the sluts.
obviously the person who is “feminism isnt dead” is one of the skanks/whales in the photos with Leinart (future NFL bust) and worthy of challenging Travis Henry’s 8 children with 8 woman record…and the other clown. That guy gave up Jessica Simpson for some broke mexiasian. gross
at least matt has a bad a** house. it was on the news when he bought it. if i owned it i would have a bunch of girls their too!!! i would toss their camera or phone in the pool though!! are you both that stupid???
Since this has kinda turned into a ASU current and alum message board…i think its kinda bogus to call these chicks out on drinking underage. However, this is an issue of judgment as far as Matt Leinart is concerned. He is not just some dumb Sigma Nu taking home some dumb Pi Phi. He is a major investment, and contributing to the delinquency of minors by providing them with alcohol (if that is in fact what he has done)is a crime punishable not only by our laws, but those of the NFL. For a QB judgment is paramount, and this just shows he is deficient in that respect.
Word on campus is that Chelsea isn’t a hard one to get. No kudos Matt.
That is sad….come on Matt, you can do better! Not that they are ugly, but you were the guy that hit Paris Hilton..now your left bottom feeding the scrapes of bar fly fall outs in S’Dale
This site has become jealous/hater central. Life is short, so these guys have fun, who cares if they are 24, 34, or 74. In 500 years none of this will be here, nothing will have mattered. So have fun, don’t hurt anyone, live your life. There is no heaven or hell, this is it, live and enjoy.
Both of these guys have achieved something in their professions. They may not be superstars, but still have accomplished more than 99.99% of people on the planet.
You folks have way to much hate.
Congratulations on getting some publicity in Los Angeles Nik, you should thank PMS on 570 AM. They hate Leinart and led me to your sight about this. The amazing thing is that Nick Lachey needs a bodyguard and people in Scottsdale think Matt Leinart is a celebrity. At best he is a “whatever happened to” question/answer in the back page of the sports section in the AZ Republic and Nick Lachey is promoting dollar beer night at a sports bar in tempe.
Have higher standards.
come on people, seriously? like stop bashing these girls. like someone already said, the person who did this obviously was jealous that they werent invited. and everyone else who has said that they are sluts or ugly or even making fun of nick and matt obviously are just jealous they arent famous. honestly these are some of the prettier girls actually on this website. i look at this site just like the person above me to see drunk ppl make fools of themselves, but these girls obviously arent doing that, they are just lucky and got to hang out with two hot guys. im sure they all have fake ids so they easily could have bought the beer themselves. its not like they are 17, they are 20 years old. whatever im done with this site
Haha why does everyone hate? Their drinking with chicks, who cares
It’s not about older guys with younger chicks or partying with girls under 21. It’s the fact that BOTH of these men should know “better.” They should know that if they’re in a hot tub with 6 girls, clearly under 21, it will be broadcast somewhere.
They are public figures. They should understand the repercussions involved with hanging out with young girls. Fake IDs? Who cares - these girls are obviously under 21 and they knew it.
And Matt IS a bad tipper 
you really gonna call these girls ugly? im sorry but i am a girl and i think its unfair the pressure and judgement we put on people. I think the girl matt is with is really pretty….she was in my communications class and her and her friends always sat a row or two in front of me and my boyfriend. She seemed like a happy and natural girl who unlike some asu girls (white blonde hair, orange skin, caked on makeup) had natural beauty. I dont know any of the other girls personally but ive seen the one on the far right on campus and she doesnt come across to me as a stupid asu whore either.
i know this is none of my business cause i dont know these girls personally or anything im just sick of people trying to say that if you dont have bleached out hair and orange skin your not pretty.
i think this site has lost sight of what it is. it used to be funny cause it was pics of drunk sluts doing embarassing things but now it just seems like a place for insecure people to make themselves feel better.
I just don’t understand this, if you are a professional athlete why would you be hanging out with these girls? None of them are hot, he could be dating a super model or famous actress. He is such a loser and so is Nick Lagay
Hey, Nik FINALLY made the news. Channel 10 (Phx FOX station) is running the story tonight.
apparently everyone forgot leinart has a kid and possibly a serious girlfriend? great roll model for his child.
Who cares? Dude is drinking beers with young chicks. Who didn’t drink before they were 21. I hate when this site is tattle telling instead of just making fun of douchebags.
Take some tips from T. Brady and up your game, d-bags…
ASU gals have always been easy for USC guys. None of us ever needed a Heisman Trophy to bag a couple ASU bimbos. We never even booked hotel rooms for the ASU road trip, it was guaranteed random tail every night. T
he worst part was when the ASU skanks would show up the next year on their road trip to USC… most of those gals were not bright enough to figure out that they were merely serving a purpose for our weekend in the dirty desert!
That being said, it looks like Matt needs to stop dragging it in the dirt!
While Matt was playing drinking & hot tub games with underage women, Donovan McNabb (a Chandler neighbor) was at home with his wife and young daughter. Not surprising he’s all-pro and Matt will likely be nothing more than a punch-line for a stand-up comic. Also, what an incredible contrast in life styles between Matt & Kurt Warner. Does anyone remember Ryan Leaf? Grow up Matt!
The Arizona Cardinal management will not be happy with any of this. Remember the tight end whp played for the Green Bay Packers who got in trouble for hot tubbing and partying with under-age girls a few years back?
Looks like Matt is going the way of Mark Chumura…..the cardinal mangement will not be happy with any of this!
Nick Lachey is no has been! And these pictures don’t look like he’s doing anything wrong. Twitter this, bitch!
Looks like azcentral.com is now checking the Dirty for all of its stories. At least they have the class to give credit where credit is due
Ok lets be real… Ask any successful individual who is in his 20’s or 30’s and is single what he enjoys doing in his free time away from work. The majority would agree that they enjoy going out to the bars drinking and finding young hot girls (legal) to hook up with. This girl is 19 and the media is crucifying the fact that she is underage. If you are reading this raise your hand if you had at least one adult beverage before 21. Now if Matt was actually winning games then it would be more socially acceptable to be screwing around in the offseason. Work hard then party hard… not the other way around.
This is stupid. The pics dont prove anything except there were there with some girls drinking. And I have yet to go to a after hours party where the girls were carded. This is a very lame attempt to put these guys down. 90% of the guys on this site would be happy to pull those girls in a hottub for after hours.
Matt is the Paris Hilton of the NFL! WTF dude? You don’t see Eli manning or Phillip Rivers doing this crap CONSTANTLY. Oh thats right they WORK and that is why the win playoff games and win superbowls.
Warner is ten times the class act and QB anyway. No wonder your draft status dropped.
PS: McNabb is always out ‘on the scene’
i think my personal favorite part of reading all these posts are the people that say everyones “hating” too much and must have too much time on their hands…
NEWSFLASH PEOPLE: your reading thedirty too.. can you say pot calling the kettle black?
so the girls got to party with matt and nick, good for them, as for their personal choices, leave it to saying all that on pics that show up on here of JUST them, if theyre really as you all seem to think, its bound to happen. but until then, laugh at the stupidity of USC’s finest. 
First of all you people need to remember that Matt graduated from a party college! I don’t Michael Bidwell really cares what he does at his own office as long as it isn’t disruptive to the team. What college are we talking about, ASU? Another party college! Most of the hot students have fake ids and the bars in Scottsdale and Tempe don’t seem to care as long as they spend money!
Come on who hasn’t had a beer bong with chicks before, if you haven’t your probably a gay hater like the one’s making this simple party into (Drama). Let’s think- your a hard working rich pro athlete on your off season- you need to let off a little steam on your off season considering he can’t for 3/4 of the year. From the sounds of it, you want this young, rich, single dude, to be a stay at home go to church every day homo. That’s not real life! I bet he meet these chicks a club so he assumed they were of age. I guarantee if he stays healthy Cards are going to the playoffs this year. Stop hating- Kudos Matt next invite me over to take some of those chicks off your hands. As for Nick it just looks like he is playing beer bong whoo hoo - no crime in that!
i think i went to high school with the girl to his left in the pool picture. i am almost 100% sure. she is from chicago!
Lachey is almost literally twice these girls’ ages. You would think they would be getting girls who are least four years out of highschool.
I love Matt. He’s better then Kurt. Loved what he did at USC. But this is idiotic. It’s time to be a grown up.
This story has now reached PTI. Congrats Nik your site made it on ESPN. I think you might be on Sportscenter next. Sure beats TriStar eh..
oh come on. its no bug deal. we all drank while under the age of 21, if you didnt, youre a loser. and dont be jealous people. they were having fun. those girls are hot enough for them too!
The one hoe standing next to ML in the white top looks like a pig in white, Fat chicks are tight pussy tho.
sometimes your stories are pathetic and make you look like a loser Nic.. seriously?! who cares?! they are normal people doing normal fun things! GAWD!
No way in hell Nick can explain this one, I hope his girlfriend doesn’t believe the story he will come up with and for you people who say it looks innocent, I’m a man and believe me, it wasn’t,,,There was definitely something going on…Agree w/ others at least use your fame to upgrade your choice in women…
Apparently, Matt’s never heard of a guy named Mark Chmura. Former Pro Bowl tight end for the Packers - Google his name and see what fun he had with high school girls. Idiot.
you’d think these clowns could afford something better than coors light?
They are single guys! Why the heck shouldn’t they be living it up. OK, if it was during the football season and Leinart was out doing this, I guess I could see a problem, but give me a break. If I was Leinart’s age, had his money, and his looks, I’d be doing that 5 nights a week. Now Lachey is another issue…. he’s way too old to be doing this crap!
The real story here is that Nick looks like he plays beer pong like a little girl, I guess it was to be expected.
These dudes must be desperate. There are alot more FINER girls in AZ. Must’ve had the beer goggles on already. $hit, with their money, they could’ve gotten some paid women too like NY Governor…
Bunch of losers. Also serves Vanessa right for going out with this chump.
I’ll take a life of random dirty hoes over a life of sitting at home with ya wife and annoying ass kids. Hail ML
DS is just trying to milk this for all it’s worth. trying to make a story out of a nonstory just to get web hits and pub. for this reason I’m not even going to call DS a hater…just greedy opportunist. now for the rest of you complaining on here…..well ya you’re haters.
Ay Rocco, Lachey isn’t single you retard. My buddy knows Lachey. He’s the most unfaithful man alive. Vanessa, hope you’re reading this….
I’ve met Matt and he’s a great guy. Who is afraid of a beer bong? Is that illegal? WTF?
Matt Leinart is good at throwing a football but I bet sucks at beer pong.
You go Nick and Matt! Those chicks are smoking hot and looks like they are having a great time partying with you. You guys are such studs that you’ll still be getting the best babes when your in your 80’s! Rock on!!
First of all, I agree with everyone that we all have probably drank underage before and no one called us out all over the web on it.. Secondly, who wouldn’t party with a celeb if they were asked to. And third, in response to ASU 10′ I have class with Chelsea also and its a stab to say if her and her friends even graduate.. I know them all, and ya they live the AZ life style and party a lot, but the majority of them are smart, a few exceptionally smart. Stop dissing these girls if you don’t know them, how would you feel if you partied one night and the next you got online and people were calling you beat and making assumptions? Get over it and find something worthwhile to discuss.
HRAYEY I LOVE ALL OF THEM LOVE TO BE WITH YOU LOL —-RAY BRASWELL ALA——–
Nice job by Matt. Looks like he had a great time! Hope the folks in Arizona are not upset.
So what! if they’r underage? It’s OK for young men &
women to be teenagers risking their lives fighting in
Iraq! But “NOT” OK to be Police Officers, or have a drink with a celeb, or anyone els for that matter. Matt Leinart is a Pro- Football Player! Whooopieee! Who cares? Boy’s will be boy’s and young girl’s will do just about anything to get a hunk celeb’s attention If you commit a crime at 18! you are charged as an adult. But you can’t drink? We need to change the law
in this country & Bring the drinking age down to 18.Go after & prosicute politicians like Spitzer and restore respect in our government.
BRAVO ZULU MATT!………LIVE IT UP, BUT KEEP IT LEGAL MILLION DOLLAR MAN………THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR —-!……. BE A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER, U GOT TO MUCH TO LOSE!!!!
what an idiot! Leinart has a chick on her knees in front of him and he sticks a bong in her mouth?!
I guess all of this stuff is legal but if you are a starting NFL quarterback you wouldn’t be seen doing this type of stuff. Rember Matt you have 18 years of child support you will have to adhere to, come on Matt grow up!
WHO’S CASTIN THE FIRST STONE?
Hummmm
You go Matt, all the naysayers are just extremely jealous.
Like this is an ‘isolated party’ that doesnt happen millions of times EVERY NIGHT?!
Snake - it’s nice to see that someone sees the humor in these pics!!
Also, NZ - looks like you could use a lesson in vocabulary and grammar instead wasting time online, dumbass!
Matt & Mick, no pics next time!! Leave no evidence. (Also, both dumbasses).
Snake; you are the best!! That is exactly what I was thinking!!
NZ; perhaps you should be brushing up on your grammar and vocabulary skills before making an ignorant post and looking like a moron in front of millions of people. Dumbass. (There are alot more FINER girls in AZ!!) What’s funny is that you have the nerve to call someone else a CHUMP in your post!!!
Matt and Nick, you are also dumbasses. You should both know by now to NEVER leave evidence. Perhaps you should prohibit any camera before the next soiree!
come on guys…you can do better than these chicks at ASU!!!
NO BIG DEAL. WHO’S TO SAY IT WAS BEER IN THE BONG-MAYBE BROWN WATER. EITHER WAY; TATTLETELLING IS FOR JEALOUS HOMOSEXUALS AND FAT GIRLS. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT! AND YEAH, THE CHICKS COULD HAVE BEEN HOTTER-ONE IS A TRANNY.
u people should stop comparing this with mark chmura. not only was chmura near 40 yrs old. he also went on trial for raping one of the girls that he was partying with. this is small potatoes compared to that. not even comparable. if the worst thing matt leinart ever does is party with some younger girls, he isn’t a bad guy.
Where is Loc Dao ??? This sh*t is hilarios. Lachey shoots beer pong like a fairy.
Where is Loc Dao ??? This sh*t is hilarious. Lachey shoots beer pong like a fairy.
Ok who cares? God they are all over 18. And guess what old enough to know what they are doing. And you know something those pics really are nothing, after all it’s what goes on in every college campus around the country at parties. Now if he was having sex with all of them at the same time and you had photos of that, that’s a different story in itself. But I don’t see what the big deal is, now do the girls look like bimbo’s yes and Matt and Nick look like dogs so let them all be happy with the STD’s and hope nothing falls off lol
The cardinals are paying him a great deal of money. He would be better off studying film rather than this.
This story is such a waste of space and time. Everyone of you people whom are reading this know that when you were 19/20, you were doing the exact same thing. Just because these two guys are famous doesn’t mean that they should have their names run through the dirt. Get over it.. these girls are turning 21 next year or the year after.. a year or two.. WOW.
seriously. Everyone out there hating nick lachey for hanging with these young chicks. YOU WISH YOU COULD! dont bag the dude. and quit being jealous any 34 year old dude hanging out with 21 year old chicks. cmon man thats fricking sweet!
Reading all the comments I feel like I’m missing something.
These are the tamest pictures of an major athletes party I have ever seen.
Big Deal,if i was a Pro Football star or famous person and some young legal girls were after me at a party ,hell yes id have as much fun as i could,Anyway how do you know there not just friends,havin a good time ,i dont see any sex,BJ,s or anything nasty going on,not even kissing going on,so you old ladies and old men who have nothing better to do than look at these pics ,get a life for crists sake.
I wonder what Vanessa Minnillo thinks of these pics? She’s WAY HOTTER than these little girls! Wake up Nick!!!!
Okay, everyone that is jumping on the band wagon of downing Matt is stupid. Its wrong for underage drinking sure, but the girls were over 18 and it was in the privacy of his own home. I am not a drinker, nor do I like alcohol, but most people that are going over board with their rediculous comments are probably doing worse things just not caught yet. SO SHUT UP!
damn most of the chicks are busted. He can do better. COngrats on the national coverage tho
Why is anyone surprised at these pictures?
Off-season football jock, plus minor-leaque celebrity,
plus hot looking and beer drinking college girls;
absolutly nothing new here!
The only reason to report this was a slow day at the
tabloids and Brittney is in rehab.
Now I understand why Matt didn’t leave USC early. He acts as if he still misses college life. Not sure if he’s mature enough to be a starting QB in the NFL. You know he was a chubby geek through HS. Looks like he’s trying to make up for all those years when the HS girls ignored him. Kind of pathetic.
Just be glad they’re girls not dudes. Somebody must’ve tapped open a keg of HATERADE cuz I would be doin’ the same dayum thing. With chicks of course. Yeah M.L., hold that beer bong high and proud!!! Party on ya bastards!
These two are perfect for each other… Nick is washed up and mad because he lost his voice, his wife (who was infatuated with him), and doesnt have young girls screaming for him at concerts anymore. Then we have Matt who cant take the starting QB job from a 80 year old grocery shelf stocker, must suckto no longer be lucky enough to have superior teammates against half rate competition like he did at USC. IMO they are both half rate at what they do and are taking advantage of what little time they have left…
Is Omarosa gonna be on Da Flava of Luv? Now that’s something much mo interesting …
Hey, it doesn’t matter what these girls look like. News flash…Not every girl that athletes sleep with is hot!!! These are the quality girls that they take home, feed alcohol, sleep with, then drop off in the morning. The guys get easy sex, the females get to say the hung out with a star. Trust me, the one that Matt marries will be a 10. (Then he will cheat with the same type of girls in the pictures, get caught, then pay half his paycheck in alimony and child support.) Everyone wins!!!
Lots of jealousy posts concerning Matt and Nick. Let them have their fun. 20 minutes in the bathroom Nick, you go guy! And then all the posts concerning underage drinking? What rocks to these people live under. At 18 you are considered an adult. I don’t see where these chickadee’s were tied up and forced to smile and play and drink! I’m jealous too! LOLOL
ok, why is everyone bitching about leinart? he’s not playing anyway, at least let the guy have some fun in the off season. nick lachey is a has been, let him milk that 14:59 pussy. good for them, id do the same damn thing
This is no big deal, except Leinart has a kid. One day, that kid will see this stuff(someone will make sure) and realize that she was already born when “dad” was doing this stuff. The kid is the only thing that matters here. If he has no kids, everything is ok(maybe stupid, but really, ok). He is a role model to one person. Brutal Matt. Nick–just embarrassing. Not the worst thing ever, just sad that you are down to this. I can see Matt and Nick high-fiving in their baseball caps and beer breath in the morning, getting their stories straight.
all i know is the one girl is from illinois. way to represent.
why the f*ck is this back up? Half my work week was shot because “thedirty” got so fukin big I couldn’t even post asinine comments about drunk sluts and douchebags.
get over it all ready nik, the rest of the ARMY is
how old ARE you nik??? LIKE YOU wouldnt do the same think hateerz
leinart is such a joke. some people can’t handle the money and attention they receive when they go pro. he’ll never amount to anything as a qb in the nfl, he lacks the dedication to succeed. he better not blow the money he has because i don’t see him getting another substantial contract, he’ll be a backup his entire career.
when he had his first house in ahwatukee a few years ago he had some pretty cool parties; celebs, athletes, hot girls, security at the door, etc…but based on these pictures his parties now suck.
btw…mcnabb parties.
I totally agree with most of you. If they should be in trouble for anything, it is having 4 ugly ass girls in a hot tub with that much pull. Now yes I don’t condone a 35 year old trying to pull 20 year olds, but when did it become such a shocker that 20 year olds drink and some 20 year old girls like older, celeberity type dudes? This website sorta sums up what is wrong in America right now. Too many haters, too many people that need to know what every celebrity is doing 24 hours a day. F the Papperatzi, F trying to get a dude in trouble for doing what 99% of cool people would do. Plain and simple, ugly girls, desperate dudes. Case closed
These pics were taken the night I was banging Vanessa Minnillo. Thanks Nick for staying out that night. Matt is a loser, Lacey is a bigger loser.
IF MATT PERFORMS via film study, breaking down defenses and mastering his craft this wont matter. Hopefully he spends more time doing the above. ..
Once a spoiled USC kid, always a spoiled USC kid.
So, i love that Leinart can still pull girls this age. I’m 23 and dont mind drinking (or hooking up) with girls that are 19-20 years old. It happens. The burden that comes with fame is the cameras flashing in your face. He obviously knew or accepted the fact that this was going to happen. With that said, Matt should keep doing what he does. He’s young. We all die, so enjoy however much time you have left on earth. Beer and women are pretty much the only thing that keep college men (or young pro quarterbacks) from going insane.
Lots of interesting comments on here. All I will say is that I am sure glad I am not a Cardinals Fan (we have our problems in Denver, but not with the QB). I am not too concerned with what Leinart did, but if he exercises this kind of judgement off the field how is he going to react under pressure on the field? Cardinals 6-10 forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well today I feel very good about myself. It’s good to know that a male nurse (myself) pulls in hotter tail than an NFL quarterback (see above).
AND TO THINK THAT THIS WEBSITE MADE THE FRONT PAGES OF THE REPUBLIC……………WHAT A SAD COMMENDARY OF ALL OF US.
WHAT WITH THE WORLD FALLING APART, CAN’T YOU DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE AND BE MORE RESPONSIBLE?
OMG Matt Lienart was supplying and doing Cocaine!!!!
if you have money and fame, nice looking babes will surround you. let see where you are when both are gone???
Matt’s having fun and I for one am happy for him. Hope he got a little pie later..
But Matthew is Gay, and did Boys in W. Hollywood while @ USC!!!
hes young to for sakes he was a rookie last year dont know if he did 4 years but even if he just left college just havin some fun get over it
I can’t believe so many people have posted on this picture. The girls appear to be acting like ladies and I can personally attest to the fact that Liv is a beautiful young woman who always acts appropriately. She is intelligent, sweet, considerate and gorgeous. I’m sure anyone she associates with is like-minded.
I cant hit my receivers but I can still hit 19 year olds.
Dont you love how Leinart and Lachey get all of this attention. When in those pics the black guy, [ Juan Pierre Centerfielder for the Dodgers ] gets totally ignored lol.
I went to school with colleen…funny how a couple years can totally turn someone into such a fake hoe.
Well hey, they look 21 to me?
The only real question is this: Did Leinert know they were under the age of 21. As for Nick Lachey, does he even have a talent? Seriously, who cares what he is doing. He’s famous for marrying Jessica Simpson for God’s sake, that’s not a reason to be famous.
As for Leinert - Hey man, I’m with you on the partying. Man has a right to do with his social life as he pleases. For God’s sake, he’s like 24 years old, what do you people expect of the guy. He wants to have a good time. I wonder if this is more jealousy than anything else.
This is so stupid, who gives a crap if he is playing beer pong. The only thing I’d dock him for is that he couldn’t find hotter chicks at ASU. He needs to come back to USC for that!
If your the owner of the Cardinals you would care what your “Quarterback of the future” is doing. He has no chance of taking the Cards to the playoffs. I will be suprised if he is in the NFL in 2 years. Better invest that money in something other then beer and underage girls Matt. You going to be on the waiver wire soon.
I GUESS THIS IS WHY THE CARDS HAD TO DOUBLE THEIR TICKET PRICES!! SO THEIR Q.B. COULD AFFORD TO BUY THE COOR’S LIGHT!!
hahahahahahaha matt leinart sucks at football anyway just let him do what he wants…let kurt warner play baby!!!!!!!
My goal in life is to be just like Matt…….keep up the good life Matt…..T
those girls are effin ugly. if youre gonna get in trouble, gotta make it worth while.
Honestly lets hope next time the chicks they choose are HOTTER.
There is a fine line between desperate and wanting to have fun. They crossed it.
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liv is FAT and UGLY. I’m sorry but have you ever stepped foot into a gym? because it really doesn’t show. you might as well not bother and sit on your fatass all day and suntan….sorry but your body makes me sick
girl in the blue bikinni, Erica . I’m not sure when she graduated, but im am POSSITIVE she is not 21 yet.
the “tan brunett”’s name is Erica . not sure when she graduated, but im POSSITVE she’s not 21, but who cares? we all do it!
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chelsea antoniono from asu hooked up and was asked by matt if she wanted to date, and she also had to take a pregnancy test the morning after partying with the celebs
Leave Matt alone!!! I’m one of the few cardinals fan that actually went to the games, when they played at sun devil stadium. This guy is talented, and is your future, like it or not. If AZ wasn’t so populated with transients, maybe they could actually appreciate the football team and players they have.
I am your neighboor in Chandler, Why would you have a homely Mexican girl like Jessica after dating all these beautiful blondes? Is her insurance salesman father pimping her out? Beware of her becoming pregnant becasue you only think Brynn gets a ton of child support. Wait till you get a beaner girl pregnant!
How about spending more time with your OWN KID instead of hanging out with dumb ASU chicks?
i’m sending some cases to your house, don’t trip over a barstool and cut your hand on a broken wine glass.
Devil Dog should learn how to spellcheck before he talks bad about anybody. Its starts not startes idiot. Who gave anybody the right to judge these people for having a good time? Im sure 90% of the jerks who comment on here have done a lot worse. Dont expect them to live by a diffrent set of rules just because they are famous. If you have that much free time then go look in the mirror and start fixing your own flaws before you judge other people for there flaws.
i remember a player that had a similar liking in that age group and he also played in the NFL…Mark Chmura…good luck matt
Dag y’all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I went to school with Nick and his brother Drew in Cincinnati. HUGE TOOLS. I ran into Nick at Spy Club here in Cincy a few years back, where he stalked me all night long. He is a typical guy, he is a cheater and a played out wanna be player. I am neither shocked nor suprised that he was kickin it with these freak a leeks while in a relationship with Vanessa Minillo. Afterall, Jessica Simpson was within birdseye view of his relentless efforts to get me to leave the club with him a few years back. LONG LIVE THE CAREERLESS HANGERS ON!!!!
m@tt lein*rt! get in my pants. call me please! you are the sexiest guy on this earth.
Leinart and Lachey were stupid for letting the girls leave with the pics. You allowed them to be taken….you need to ensure your own privacy. I bet these girls are still coming over for a good time….now the camera is left in the bedroom. The men had it coming.
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