U of A Football Player at Pool Party
And the award for “best fist” in a short college career goes to?
Josh Lewis #93- Defensive End, Height:6-3, Weight:245
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This guy plays for the UofA football team. If you watch the video the girl is clearly saying NO even though she seems intoxicated. You can also hear a girl in the background screaming for Josh to stop.- nik
Well it is official: Fox 11 News Tucson (no love)
An Arizona football player has been suspended from the team for an incident away from football activities. The suspended player is junior walk on defensive end Josh Lewis from Gilbert. Arizona head coach Mike Stoops commented on the issue after practice, confirming that he had suspended Lewis from the team indefinitely. “All the disciplinary actions will be handled from within,” Stoops added.
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He is black, what do you expect?
Anonymous Reply:
February 21st, 2009 at 9:01 am
just another redneck responding..take your comment stick it up your ###
It is his girlfriend and he lost his scholarship because of this
the fact of the matter is girlfriend or not… he was fist pounding that swamp donk infront of thousands, not a good representation of the football team… also point remains she is a fat oger, who hangs out with those two blonde twins from oregon who are also major swampdonks lets not live this down, blast this rapist
aren’t we over this? why does this keep going up? he has already been suspended from the team.. wow.
aren’t we over this? why does this keep being posted? this is disgusting.. he was already suspended from the team.. wow. pathetic.
yea that is is girlfriend. and they’re still together. just PDA caught on tape
The U of A has a football team? When is the brother going to get a break in life?
it is his girlfriend, the school said that she was intoxicated and are doing this for her safety, even tho she said she was saying not to people taking pictures and not no to him. this is pitiful, they shouldve did that somewhere private so thats where the f*cked up. But still they just want to mess with the black man, cause he has a white girlfriend. Thats AZ for you.
that looks like sexual assault to me, no wonder the video was taken off. I don’t even know what to say; its so disturbing. Really? I mean really!! Really?
Hey Nick,
This isnt the first time Josh has been involved with something like this, while he attended Seton Catholic High School he was involved with two different incidents that were completely out of control invoving female students. I went to school with him there and he was a complete creep ass and everyone including the faculty knew about his behavior and did nothing to keep the female students safe.
I’m glad you put that up again. What a dumb, typical nig, his career is over. Good job
he still looks like a trashy purple from S central, GF or not…this is one nog I would not want around….sick sloppy afro “son”, work on it.
Clearly he was performing an abortion, and in doing so, preventing yet another fatherless, ghetto bastard child. Quite frankly, he did us all a great service and we should be thanking this very considerate, wonderful black athlete.
Lets keep in mind that the fact he got kicked off the football team does not necessarily pertain to the manner of his raping this swamp dog. He was kicked off the football team because A) he is expendable, never played b) this could become an ever bigger deal if he gets prosecuted, is on local news, making all u of a athletes out to be rapist thugs… You should never put yourself in the position of hooking up with a fatty swamp donkey. If you fist poudner her it better be behind closed doors cuz the dirty army is here to blast on! Girlfriend or not ugly slut, friendly black beast gorilla monster or whatev, move ur swampy and rapist lives out of tucson!!!! aLSO, keep in mind they hang out with the Blum sisters those ugly girls that got mudded by Chase, Nikki Wise, And Jordan Hill (hilln of child support to pay!)
i am the executive producer of this award winning film and actually it wasn’t that girl screaming no it was some TRINA in the background…they were both sloppy drunk and he was just using her vagina to stay up lol…besides, with that many rolls, who knows where her vag really is?
WoW! What a disgusting FreeK. He should not just be suspended but arrested!!!
I think he was looking for his car keys. They must’ve fallen inside that beasts vajayjay. Her daddy would be so proud.
DID THEY TAKE DOWN THE YOUTUBE VIDEO?!?!?! I WANT TO SEE IT!!!!
Why does this turn to a race issue?? I am sure there are plenty of other football players that have performed the same actions, and just haven’t gotten caught… Yes it was sloppy, disrespectful and just plain trashy.. and yes he is black, but is it necessary to go as far as calling him “a black gorilla” …and “nig” don’t categorize his ignorance with his race, labeling all black people in the same manner, blacks are individuals just as much as any other race. I don’t assume every white person in tucson lives in a trailer… If he were white, would this be as big of an issue? Probably not… if his girlfriend where black would this still be that big that of an issue?? Probably not.. Its 2008 and I think it’s time for people to let go of race ignorance and deal with the real issues at hand… We claim to be a liberal generation and a generation of change and yet we still have shallow idiots that can’t get over the color of someone’s skin…
Hey Nik why don’t you blast the guy that sent you the video and did nothing to stop it. Good Samaritan law. Seinfeld style
unfortunate turn of events for the purple crayon.If your in public ,dont do this.Oh and channel 10, give props to the dirty .tmz does and there national !!
hey time machine …its what hes doing ..not that hes black . ok maybe it is cuz hes black .
As director of this film, I can also confirm she did not yell “stop” at any point.
She was loving it, even with the people around. She only started trying to move his grimey paw away when she noticed the cameras. I still want to see the other person’s footage though.. so mystery filmer, if you are viewing this send your shots to Nik!
And drop all of the race CRAP please.
If you want racism to end or at least die down, it doesn’t help to reinforce stereotypes. This clown gave a real life showing of numerous stereotypical black male behaviors to hundreds and by now thousands of people, that can never help a cause.
“it doesn’t help to reinforce stereotypes” ….and yet a period later “This clown gave a real life showing of NUMEROUS STEREOTYPICAL BLACK MALE BEHAVIOR” - get your head out of the clouds.. and if you know numerous black “clowns” that are doing these dirty deeds maybe you just need to get out of tucson…
what are you talking about?? yeah, everyone knew about the library incident, but from what i heard it was very consensual. complete creep ass? really??
and as psycho as the seton faculty is, do you really think they wouldn’t do anything about his so-called “behavior” that threatened female students safety if they knew about it? if they’ve kicked people out for untucked shirts, i think they would have intervened in josh’s case… don’t be so dramatic.
What didn’t you understand about that, moron?
Seeing a real life stereotype will reinforce racist beliefs & draw them out from peoples’ minds, to their finger tips, and to the keyboard in this case. Josh Lewis here managed to give 3 or 4 examples of stereotypical behavior in an 8 second video & 3 photogs. Whether I worded my original comment properly or not is far from the issue; the bottom line is control yourself if you’ve been drinking & don’t be dirty, especially in public. He failed to do so, and deserves everything that’s been said in each of these threads now.
This is old, lets go talk about Matt Leinart and “?’s” boy, Nick Lachey…
He was born in Inglewood. Can we deport him back to south central LA with the rest of them? Damn affordable housing in Phoeinx, its an invite for all the broke ass nigs to move here from LA.
Nik this is why you are amazing! This chump probably thought he was above the law because he was a big football player…and he probably would have gotten away with this too…but thanks to you, he is going to (hopefully) get what he deserves!
Extra Sloppy Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Hey Nik why don’t you blast the guy that sent you the video and did nothing to stop it. Good Samaritan law. Seinfeld style
Oh my God. Go choke yourself or something. What was he or she supposed to do? Reach in there and pull them apart? I was there, I saw this happening, even though I thought they were just making out at the time, and I saw the people with the cameras. It was complete insanity at this point, there were fights breaking out, beer cans getting thrown & flying around, and people all over the place to the point you could barely move. No one, or I should say [very few] instead before you whiney & internet tough bunch of bitches get on me next, would have stepped in there and broke up what was going on. In my opinion, good on them for sending it to Nik rather than not doing anything at all, at least this love machine is getting held accountable for his actions & learning a life lesson now.
Homeboy has himself a typical fat blond chick…aka mud shark/cave bitch
That’s what she gets for sitting on his lap. Dirty bitch!
Hey Man,
Like, I know this dude that accidentially stabbed and killed his ex-wife and a waiter and his sentence was to play golf and party in Fla.
Sitting on his lap or not the minute she said no, its rape! Dirty Assh*le!
I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM, HE’S KIND OF A FRIEND OF MINE AND I SAW HIM TODAY AND HE JUST LOOKED REALLY SAD. EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO PUT THEMSELVES IN THEIR SITUATION AND STOP BEING SUCH ASSHOLES. SOMONE UP THERE SAID, ITS JUST PDA CAUGHT ON TAPE. I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS RIGHT IN ANYWAY, BUT PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. THIS POOR GIRL TOO, SHE IS BEING CALLED A COW AND A OGRE AND IS CLEARLY NOT IN CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION. HAVE SOME CLASS PEOPLE. I WANT TO KNOW OF ONE PERSON THAT HAS NOT DONE SOMETHING STUPID WHEN THEY WERE DRUNK…AND HAD PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF AFTER THE FACT.
Ain’t nutin wrong wit a brotha tryin to get a little stinky pinky…I means…stinky fist in public! Damn, youz peoples harsh n sheeeit. I seent lots of crackity azz crakas do the same thang wit thays bitches! Da poon juice be good for the skin n nails and it smell good two! Ummm Hmmm
Nik, love your site, been on here since week 1
Why do you allow the comments that are clearly carrying a racist undertone?
Please respond….
Freedom of Speech.- nik
for defimation of character. everyone is telling you this is his girlfriend. she consented. when and if he gets kicked off it will be your fault. and this pathetic website full of people who watch of other people have lives will be shut down. and you will continue to live with your head up your ass commenting on the girls you would not do. in reality your hand is sore from whacking off to all the pictures you get because you cannot get any on your own!
when someone is blaming a website for the ramifications of disgusting and vile behaviour that this boy knew was being taped… and even requested someone to take a picture of. If he behaves this way when he is in public…with camera’s rolling… what do you suppose he behaves like when he thinks no one is watching? Some of you have seriously lost any sense of what is decent and acceptable behaviour.
haha, another graduate of burrito’s “i’m offended, so i’m shutting down the internet” school of conflict resolution!
This wasn’t just PDA, who the hell has done this with a girl just as PDA, lol.
And this is racial because he is fulfilling every stereotype people have. Did you see his gorilla face. Pathetic
Ok, so the dirty army did some damage. Does it ever do anything good? I think a great way to turn this site around was to do something positive instead of ruining peoples lives… If we organized ourselves, it could work
i think all this stuff is lame.i like looking at stupid slags and tool bags.who cares if a girl gets fingered.more scottsdale
Okay so you said freedom of speech ok thats fine but how about if someone uses the N word? are you gonna post it ?
who even gives a f*ck if he gets kicked off the team. was he that good anyway?
For all of you saying it’s a PDA. Since when is fisting considered affection? Pretty sure I’ve never seen anybody fisting their gf in public because they love her.
‘you are in trouble’ is a moron and should go back to law school.
He obviously doesn’t know the first thing about Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.
typical dirty nig…someone should call animal control on this silverback…just goes to show that they havent evolved very much
SAD. Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM, HE’S KIND OF A FRIEND OF MINE AND I SAW HIM TODAY AND HE JUST LOOKED REALLY SAD. EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO PUT THEMSELVES IN THEIR SITUATION AND STOP BEING SUCH ASSHOLES. SOMONE UP THERE SAID, ITS JUST PDA CAUGHT ON TAPE. I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS RIGHT IN ANYWAY, BUT PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. THIS POOR GIRL TOO, SHE IS BEING CALLED A COW AND A OGRE AND IS CLEARLY NOT IN CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION. HAVE SOME CLASS PEOPLE. I WANT TO KNOW OF ONE PERSON THAT HAS NOT DONE SOMETHING STUPID WHEN THEY WERE DRUNK…AND HAD PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF AFTER THE FACT.
Nicely said & I respect that.
I’m done with even viewing this thread.
Dirty Army, please join me.
you are in trouble Says: “for defimation of character”.
We call it ‘deformation of character’ here in Dirtyville. Perhaps you aren’t DA material.
We want to see you shut the site down, now!
I love black guys! Once you go black you never go back!
Just take a look at the thread with the white dude with his hand up a white chicks skirt if you want to see how racist everyone is in this town. nothing about his skin color, race, etc is mentioned even once. this state is chock full of ignorance. as a matter of fact, this entire website is based around white people doing dumb things. people get all in an uproar over anyone that isn’t white on here, and the reason is, every fool you see doing foolish things on here is usually white. white girls showing their bodies on Girls Gone Wild, and every other place they can show something. no class, no self-respect, and no better than their black counterparts. *middle finder*
STFU people! It doesnt matter if its his girlfriend or NOT that’s just discusting and he is poor representation of the team. Good decision on the coach’s part, fisting is ILLEGAL on film in the USA
Retards - this isn’t rape or any other criminal offense (or tort)…it’s charity and stupidity. Requesting someone take a picture of you while you fingerbang a pig is stupid. Finger banging the pig is charity. Word.
One other comment - to me it looks like he’s trying to retrieve something, possibly his 12” meatball sandwich that either a) her vagina clearly ate or b) she was saving for after the party
niggs will be niggs. (his girlfirend? nice cover up losers. peace out bratha, thank god u “aint” a the U anymore).
(sigh) when will the 13 to 25 year old crowd learn that not everything should be put on the web or your myspace or facebook homepage?
To the Brotha: read the above post. By the way NO means STOP. Re read that as well.
To the White Chick: A wise man once said “fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life”.
Dude stores his weed in there along with some other stuff. Too bad the clip doesn’t show what he pulled out of there. His hand will smell for weeks.
Damn, black guys always get the hot white girls.
so wait you dont post my messages regarding the racist remarks,
yet you have no problem posting the garbage that some of these ignorant idiots post?
what does it matter.. this stuff happens.. REGARDLESS of the race of the couple.. seems like it always has to turn to race.. if it wasnt caught on tape nobody would care.. all this goes to show u how people really feel about another race.. as soon as they get a chance ON THE INTERNET to say something about race they do.. but they dont say it to anyones face.. if you dont like someone because of their sikn color that is ur own ignorance.. but dont be friends with any them off the INTERNET.. thats fake..
no race as a whole is the same… just because one makes a mistake you cant blame them of all and put them in the same catagory..
Right!!…its ALL Nik’s fault??? right…………the attack , the remarks , all Nik’s fault????….right…….?????????
f%ck your freedom of speech, nik! some of my comments are not getting posted, what’s up with that? it doesn’t even have any racial remarks! you probably won’t post this up too!
NIK - I HAVE A SUGESTION FOR YOU TO NOT OFFEND THOSE WHO ARE PLAYING THE RACE CARD. WHY DON’T YOU HAVE THEDIRTY.COM IN BLACK AND WHITE?
You can’t really claim freedom of speech against a website. The government; yes. Website; not so much.
I played ball at U of A back in 96-99 (yes, I’m too old to be on thedirty). We did some stupid stuff back then; we all do. But even I think this is a little too much “pda.” I’m not pissed about the question of sexual assault. What I’m pissed about is this: Who the hell does that do their girlfriend in public?
I’m also pissed at U of A Football regarding his punishment. We had a guy who went to jail for BEATING HIS WIFE. He was out the next day and playing that Sunday. But I guess this is what happens when you’re a walk on. Or is it a Coach Tomey vs. Coach Swoops thing?
stud,
Nik edits my comments all the time. Sometimes he won’t post mine at all, and sometimes he will take parts of my post out. It’s all good. I could care less, it’s his site, he can run it how he wants. Not how I would do things, but hey.
the BEST Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
SAD. Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM, HE’S KIND OF A FRIEND OF MINE AND I SAW HIM TODAY AND HE JUST LOOKED REALLY SAD. EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO PUT THEMSELVES IN THEIR SITUATION AND STOP BEING SUCH ASSHOLES. SOMONE UP THERE SAID, ITS JUST PDA CAUGHT ON TAPE. I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS RIGHT IN ANYWAY, BUT PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. THIS POOR GIRL TOO, SHE IS BEING CALLED A COW AND A OGRE AND IS CLEARLY NOT IN CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION. HAVE SOME CLASS PEOPLE. I WANT TO KNOW OF ONE PERSON THAT HAS NOT DONE SOMETHING STUPID WHEN THEY WERE DRUNK…AND HAD PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF AFTER THE FACT.
Nicely said & I respect that.
I’m done with even viewing this thread.
Dirty Army, please join me.
**YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOPUT THE MESSAGE I COPIED AND PASTED ABOVE? UP YOURS! YOUR RETARDED, GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE PANOCHA
He was obviously only trying to deliver their illegitimate child…sheesh.
that is my big bro
Hey my fellow wildcats,
its josh, i am sorry for the pain and suffering that i have caused to you all, but the truth is i love to fist bang whales. She is the baddest bitch on tha block and i love her wide saggy moist poonani.
Much respect,
J. Lewis
ok i was there and i saw this happening. she was clearly wanting it too and its ridiculous what some of you arrogant assholes have to say about him “raping” her. i cant believe his career is ruined because of this pointless horrible site. oh and by the way its 2008 are yoou seriously still on some white power racist trip? get over the stereotypes and jokes youre really not funny
If he is gonna treat her like this in public, then he deserves what he has comming. She looks wasted and he is pushing it to far…girlfriend or not.
Career? He WAS a back-up and WAS a walk on back-up at that. That doesn’t make much of a “career” to me, but that’s just my opinion.
You IDIOTS don’t know what the F you are talking about. That is my sister in the clip, and she asked Josh to scratch her fetus’ back. That fetus was made by Josh, so isn’t it natural for the father to be concerned about his kid? You dopes are making something out of nothing.
Interesting. Freedom of speech is obviously not the reason neo-nazi racism is allowed to pass on this site, since the moderator obviously edits and refuses to post whatever he pleases.
So what is the real reason?
Hot Girl?
She was a beast? Look at those lunch lady thighs..
Good for coach stoops… Kick this monkey to the curb.
Ok, so white fat girl who probably has a low self-esteem throws herself at black football player. Black guy fists white girl in public and gets called “nig”, “silverback”, “gorilla”, etc. White girl gets called “trashy”, “slut”, etc. If she had any self respect she would never have been fisted in the first place, these black guys date white girls because they know they can get away with this kind of mess. If that was a sista that fool would have been laid out, but white girl wants to be in the popular crowd so it comes at a price. Coach Stoops, good for you it’s time our educators exercise some tough love. Homeboy, stay away from the white women and get your act together, and homegirl take a step back and re-examine your life and the recent turn of events and ask yourself if you want to be remembered as the girl who got fisted at the pool party. As far as the comments on the forum goes, freedom comes at a price! Nothing wrong with free speech but if it was FREE those journalists who get locked up for refusal to reveal sources wouldn’t be in jail now would they? Don’t get me wrong, by all means you guys can say what you want but try not to be so ignorant in your rants. When the shoe is on the other foot life becomes a BITCH!
Get over the whole “Black Thing”! It’s a little played out and frankly it’s annoying! 40 acres and a mule, try 40 hours and a JOB first!! I don’t doubt that was his girlfriend, “they” like em BIG and WHITE anyway. I don’t think he should have lost his scholarship because of a video like this though.
It’s never a good thing to see a future destroyed. Not just for college athletes but anybody. Regardless of wether he was a good football player or not… getting kicked out of school could impact the rest of his life.
I hope none of you gets your lives destroyed. It might not be public indecency caught on tape in your case… could be as simple as text messaging while you’re driving and accidentally running over someone.
whats new this is how white girls in genral want 2 b treateed by black men. stop acting like this drunken whore is inocent she let herself get into this position
no way in hell do i feel bad for this guy, you can obviously hear “josh stop” sick man if its your girl friend wait and take her to a room instead of makin sick faces to a camera. feel bad for the girl thats just embarassing
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Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
isn’t that his girlfriend?
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