

DIRTY ARMY intel: With the recent Matt Leinhert news I felt it was necessary to show that Alex Smith rather take underage girls to Mexico than try and have a better completion percentage than 50%.
Matt Leinart please take some tips from Alex Smith. If you are going to hook up with minors and get them drunk at least take them to Mexico.
What is up with these young Quarterbacks that are the FACE of their franchises getting DIRTY! I think I need to take the heat off the NFL and bring the Boris Diaw pictures back. He loves the youth.- nik

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31 Responses to “Another face of the Franchise “49ers”- Alex Smith”
what the hell is george lopez doing in mexico????did his show get cancelled?
I’ll care about this when this guy starts winning. Until then, he can’t be considered an NFL qb.
Annnnnd once again all the girls they hang out with are beat.
Nik, I believe you answered your own question. They are young qb’s that are the faces of their franchises, and they’re taking full advantage of it! I don’t blame them one bit. I know i’d be getting dirty Matt Leinart style too!
OMG i cant believe guys in their early twenties are getting drunk with girl this is a crazy talk I swear If i see anyone in there twenties drinking with girls again im going to be so angry and white a letter to congress to enforce prohibition again because this is getting out of hand. In all of my Wildest Years i never once saw a guy drinking with a girl Never. Nik you know what im talking about Getting trashed with a bunch of guys, alone in your house what happened to those days!!!! New Rule Girls have to Drink only with Girls and Guys have to Drink only With Guys!!!
The girl in the pictures is over 21 and her name is Heather. She used to go to ASU and be an Alpha Phi.
Minors makes it seem like they are taking 16 year olds, maybe the term should be underage…. in mexico its legal to drink at that age for one, and who has not gotten drunk with someone 18-20 when they were 21-25.
That is Cabo San Lucas rite there…The they are at the Agave Bar (next to squid roe) in the first pic and of course the office in the second…
Everyone goes to Cabo to drink and the legal age is 18…
nothing much goin on here out of the ordinary
He hasn’t looked too good so far but you might want to wait till the dude is over 24 to call him a bust.
who cares….hes a guy. i thought he was engaged tho, maybe this is his fiance? shes cute, this site is kinda letting me down. can you please post pics of people you think are hot? and not losers? i wanna see a nik would section…
Someone please send this to Nolan so they will start Shaun Hill instead
So THATS what the 6-year $49.5 million contract has been funding … What a joke
You are all haters. Every guys here wishes he had alex smith’s or matt leinarts money and cars and homes and hos. If you say you dont then you are gay plain and simple. True dont question it.
He can’t execute a pro style playbook, but at least he’s smart enough to pick the best option out of the four
These pictures are old. His hair is grown out and he’s been engaged since the middle of last season..to a DIFFERENT girl.
Hey isn’t that Dan K#nkead in the background? Isn’t it sad that guys pushing 40 have to hang around drunk chicks in their early 20’s to get laid? Dude get a life !!!
Athletes + $$$ = Skanks who wanna ride on the money train
It’s a miracle more of these guys don’t end up with some messed up STD’s. Would you want to shower next to Leinart if his **** is oozing pus? Yuck!
ya that heather girl…i remember her from high school. shes at least 21, maybe 22-but still dirty,
my bf cheated on me with her.
i think she went to Valley, somewhere in san jose, ca.
skank!
Fuk rambo still working at the office in Cabo!!! he is bomb love him!!!
everybody deserves to get dirty every once in a while…
That’s an old picture the girl in the picture barley turned 21 this year….shes a cheerleader for the warriors… shes a hooked up with guys A LOT older than Alex…she works @ the coop in campbell and frequents the Row and Cardiff… they let her in cause she’s a cheerleader and in San ho, apperently thats cool… So what if Alex hooks up with minors…He’s a guy get over it…. every guy hooks up with underagers, if they say they havnt they are lying… I know 30yr olds that have hooked up with chicks like her… lame. But thats what guys in San Ho do hook up with young chicks so they don’t have to explain themselves or act like a man… Poor little girls are just passed around amongst older guys that still frequent bars as if they were 21. Their own fault for trying to act older than they really are… you wanna be banged out by older dudes that think you’re a ho then keep going to bars honey
ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IN THE PIC IS HIS SISTER, SHE GOES TO SCHOOL WITH ME AT UC DAVIS
Wow - let it go! She is 21 if not 22 by now and at one point they were seriously dating. The other girl in the picture is his sister and her friends and none of them are skanks! You’re all weird, the fact that you “know where she hangs out” and what she does is even more weird. You having this much time on your hands to post BS on some random blog speaks volumes about where you are in life. Id re-evaluate the whole “acting your age” comment since you seem to know so much about some 22 yr old “hoe” and everything her and her ex-boyfriend are doing! Real Mature…
Her names Heather and she’s a bigggg slut! She’s a warriors cheerleader. He’s engaged to a girl named elizabeth from morgan hill and I heard that heather’s going out with k-fed
haha what? yeah clearly you know her, haha its actually kind of funny k-fed, that actually really funny - Go smitty!
last i knew, alex and heather were dating.
he met her on her first day working at blowfish on santana row … how appropriate.
she’s a loser and obviously it takes one to know one.
keep drinking alex
to bad that chick has NEVER worked at blowfish, ive worked there for 3 yrs.
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
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Chubble: problems fat people cause.
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Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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Gregalicious: Owns a greg
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Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Top Romin : a person that is broke
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Seriously, who cares? You guys act like athletes getting drunk is something completely new and newsworthy. What went on during the 70’s was way worse.
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