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isnt he on those insurance commercials? “so easy a caveman could do it?”
FROGS LONG LOST SON… TADPOLE
Nice blouse….
Public Enema
Summer’s Eve
Canadian Summer’s Eve
Pabst Douche Ribbon
How about:
cromagnum
Seriously, in the first and second pic’s he looks like a caveman.
Chipmunk…. look at those cheeks. how many nuts can u fit in ‘em?!?!
how about POUTINE or Le Grande Douche!
This kid is a cross of FROG + P-NAZI + GUIDO and most of all a POSER with an identity crisis. We should introduce him as “Fronazidor’ ” Don’t forget the accent because he’s definitely French Canadian
This dude looks like Michael J. Fox in Teenwolf… I think Teenwolf is the way to go…
He’s always pointing his kielbasa sized fingers
Was it V-Neck and Hoodie night?
Sac-O-Douche
je vote “le caveturd” or “la cavemerde”
HOODYPALOOZA for ME personally accurately summarizes the material, situation and overall douche mass. In these fine afore mentioned examples we can effectively measure “True Douche Mass” by inserting one, “HOODYPALOOZA” in random club scene and then measuring the exact amount of displacement of sanitary and distinguishable atoms. Its scientifically backed by my mother. HOODYPALOOZA, the union of hoody and looza!!!
Damn hes even got one of those gay ass frog tight v necks on…tool…
Tadpole
have to agree these are the best in no specific order
Neanderthal
Caveman
Cro-magnum
Chipmunk
caveface, caveturd, or what ever kinda cave u want
i like the name flipper the blue hoodie brings out hus eyes
I LIKE THE NAME FLIPPER THE BLUE HOODIE REALLY BRINGS OUT HIS EYES
caveman/ jerry stackhouse eyebrow bone
i say caveman, or Geico
Tan Man!
how about razorburn for his womans v-neck wearin gay ass or spiderbite after the red bumps he gets after shaving his vagina
Burritos internet switch says:
Frogs mom shirt business (for the untapped market of male +2′s) must really be taking off!
i cant feel my faceee
The “Herpetologist”
I think Cave Douche.
Gotta be “Le Douche”
this monumental douche is orange and has spider sides. the only thing he needs now is an affliction shirt. He looks like a caveman from geiko. I say he shou;d be Captain CAVEMAN!!! like that lame a$$ cartoon.
phuket thats the guys name
sherbert……….because hes different shades of orange
I bet he was called Cubby when he was little…
Looks like a total asshammer to me….
EHHH-hole
or, le pede…
how about slobby malosovich
Canadian Bacon…her it sizzle
I agree, he looks like a caveman…
I say we call him ‘Mango Salsa’
I say “TADPOLE” is perfect. He looks like “FROG”
I think cro-magnum should be the winner.
but asshammer rocks too!!
How about “Mickey Rourke” part 2!
how about his actual name….brandon smith lol
i know this kid hahahhaa