DIRTY ARMY I need help coming up with a NAME for this turd monger… Any ideas because I think we might be seeing a lot more of him. Thank you Montreal for gracing us with this beauty.
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I’d say The Mummy… he looks like a rotting Egyptian.
He looks like the offspring of the “Rock” and a muppett if they had a child
“The Mummy” he looks like a decaying Egyptian…
“Saved by the bell Zac”… See Screetch in the background.
Or my fav… Towley
How about Guy LeDouche? That’s a good French-Canadian name.
He kinda looks like a Shar Pei.
Nik. Turd Monger is perfect! Call him that haha i love it
Bunny Hug! (Canadian for sweatshirt)
Hey Nik,
How about calling him either B.F.D. (Big-Foot’s Dick) or Sasquatch… Either way, he looks like a tool.. Great site, keep up the good work..
“hoser”
leprechaun.
How about Biff? He looks like biff from back to the future
What’s french for orange douchebag?
That dude looks like Teenwolf…
Johnie-B-Good…dont know why it just rings
I vote for Snake ‘n’ Bake!
Canuck!
Gary… With a silent R
Well, after seeing his face, I can only think “Droopy.” Or how about “Droopeh” (The “eh” for Canada). That’s my $0.02
Keep up the good work my friend…
-DA
How about just Turd Monger… or TM for short.
I shall call him ManTana.
hahah i met this kid (well i shouldn’t say kid he’s like 30) at a club one night through a friend. His name is Brandon he lives with his parents and spends all his money on bottles and keeping up his orange glow. He was bragging to me about chillin down in hollywood with paris and other people i didnt care about, to his credit he’s actually a nice dude though. man this is one of thousands in mtl, nick you hit the f#cking jackpot up here… love the site
Call him “the dolphin” in honor of the ebay turd
Nik thats way too easy its Cro-Magnon Douche. Just looking at that steepness of that brow makes me nauseous
What’s with all the exposed chest shots?
How about “Chester”
he looks like one of the geico cavemen
“hoodie-nator”
Mr. Naranja
he kinda looks like a mix between han-solo and my landscaper. Han-cholo
ed farty
he looks like old greg, we should call him mangina
hahaha gary with a silent r is hilarious regardless of what you call him
how about Duck a’Lorange
Rosebud
Big bird
HE LOOKS LIKE MAGDA FROM SOMETHING ABOUT MARY!
How about the “Panther” or “Snagglepuss”
CANADIAN BACON WOULD BE A GOOD NAME…U CAN JUST HEAR HIM SIZZLE!
call him canadian bacon…u can hear him sizzle!
Canadian Summer’s Eve
LaBatt’s Douche
Cana-Douche
I say “Maple Queef”
I say “Maple Queef”.
LOL!!!!!! StevieG had it right…… Dude looks like a Muppett!!!!!!!!!!!
RESPECT STEVIEG!!!!!!
Why can’t I see my comment? Am I that drunk already?
There we go.
Sorry. I’m new.
its gotta be hood rich based on the lame ass pics where he’s rockin the hoodie up
Mr. Potato Head. Same color and everything.
Frog Jr.
he is the GIECO CAVEMAN
he has a modern day CAVEMAN face
others
CHIPMUNK look at those cheeks!
FOREHEAD
FACE
MUG
or
MELON ive never seen a dome that big
Neanderthal
Le douchebag a l’orange. I think that’s French for orange douchebag. You can’t say “douche” because that means “shower” in French. What a tool and WTF is he wearing??
Blowfish!
Call him “Lucky Pierre,” meaning the middle man in an all male threesome.
It looks like he is smuggling fuzzy nuts in those chipmunk cheeks…
ROCK + MUPPETT + SELF TANNING LOTION = FOZZY BEAR
NICE COMPILATION STEVIEG!!!
“Canouche” (Canada & Douche) or “Le Douche”.
How about “Sprout”. Because he keeps poppin up.
GUMBY
“Eh-Hole”
He looks more like a rooster with his stupid hair.
I like old balls, b/c he’s probably 25ish but age hit him like a mac truck.
I like Mangina and Canadian Bacon the best.
Agent Orange.
He looks like “Old Greg” from some stupid canadian show. Look it up on the tube “old greg”. Exact replica.
pepi le pewnazi
Cute..
cheese man
“I Want You, for the Dirty Army!”
it’s frog’s long lost son, TADPOLE
i dont know why “the caveman” hasnt come up
I gotta go with the Teenwolf call… He looks like Michael J. Fox with the Teenwolf makeup but without the parkinsons…
twofistin.
and i don’t mean bottles.
Oxygen Thief
How’s about Porkypine?
Or… Tod. “Touch of Down’s”
Canadia. From Perez. LMAO every time.
I think he looks xactly like Herman Munster from the Munsters.. So a name along the lines of “Herman Munster” would fit him perfectly.
I had heard you can tan like a mofo in Canada…This is living proof.
Hands down: Chewbacca the Wookie!!
reminds me of jason from laguna beach… just uglier
CANADOUCHE
how about QUEEB. combination of queen/quebec.
here’s another one: SNOWBACK hahahaha
Go with “The Maple Douche”
neanderdouche
How about “Pecker” since he doesn’t own anything to cover his pecs and he also looks like a giant pecker. Or “Pepe Le Pecker” since he apparently thinks he’s irresistible to women.
WHO REALLY DRINKS FINLANDIA VODKA???
OH YEAH DECH BAGS DO
Now modeling Frogs new line of shirts for the +2 guy.
Douche Bigalow
I say we call him CAVEMAN, or GEICO!!! Just sayin
I agree with the geico name. or Encino man.
I think he looks like a badger. Look at him…he just crawled out of a burrow.
“Pokey”, Gumby’s orange horse friend from the cartoon
“Little Red Riding Douche”
Viva le douche
Ben-Hur
Marve from Sin City