Real World Douche Joey Part 2

Posted in Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | April 27th, 2008

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EMAIL: You know what bro, I thought if I wrote you personally that you would be cool about it but I see that you’re a total d*ckhead. You have been thrust into the limelight similar to myself and you know how difficult it can be and instead of looking out for us you go ahead and f*ck me. Well guess what, now it’s time to f*ck you. I know a sh*t load of people in this town from filming and once they find out who you are then they will solve this problem for me. They don’t make threats, they just protect my rep. Watch the show and you will see the type of guy you decided to f*ck with. You might re-consider and take my post down after seeing the show. People like me on Real World, you know why, because I don’t give a f*ck. I will f*cking punch a guy in the face for the f*ck of it and so will my boys. I know every bouncer in this town, try to get in a club and see what happens. You might mysteriously get jumped in a club and those bouncers who are there to protect you might just not. You’re new to hollywood little man. This town eats the assh*les out of people like you. Keep making fun of people in this town and see how long you last. You are at a cross road right now, 1) you take it down and apologize and we have a beer or 2) you leave it up, you post this e-mail like you did my last one and you continue to make fun of me and one of my boys f*cks you up so bad you will be typing with your feet. Your call bro I am sure you will make the right call.

Bro what rep? You are a REAL WORLD Douche… you will be doing challenges until you are 40 to win a free ipod. Plus, I don’t have beers with tools that have Spider Sides so I guess I will go with option 2.- nik

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Real World Douche Joey Part 2
  1. April 28, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Jimmy Ro says:

    keep in mind this is the same guy that would rather arm wrestle then have sex with the bitch that was hitting on him

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  2. April 28, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Steroids are bad, mkay... says:

    Will someone let Joey know that no one has actually watched an episode of the Real World Since 2001. What a fag chariot! I would have never known this guy existed if it wasn’t for this website.

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  3. April 28, 2008 at 12:50 am

    newnikfan says:

    what an assclown! that stuff may work on his little brother who steals his gay porn collection, but we grown-ups aren’t so easily intimidated. my 12 year old son or 6 year old daughter will totally kick his ass for you nik! (because if you do, it’s domestic violence for hitting on a beyotch!) you rock!

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  4. April 28, 2008 at 4:56 am

    someyounguy says:

    Nik, are you beeing threatened by a guy in make-up? Also if you bench 325 that would mean that you put three 45 pound plates on the bar to make it 315lbs then you decided that you needed another 5lbs plate to make it 325lbs? That doesnt make sense, those of us who lift real weight know that once you reach that lever of weight you go by 20 lbs increments not 10 lbs. It’s sad when a nobody has to lie about his bench to try to impress people on the internet that dont know who he is and dont really care who he is. Good time Nick, love the site.

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  5. April 28, 2008 at 5:00 am

    nolliabed says:

    I would kick his a$$ any day of the week for the sake of the army, but is it even worth the effort for a douche bag faggot like this. Just say the work Nik, any day any time. We’ll take him down.

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  6. April 28, 2008 at 5:01 am

    WTF says:

    what douche wears a tanktop in a hot tub ??? one that want’s to cover up his steroid injected puffy girly nipples !! roid rage = loser

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  7. April 28, 2008 at 5:10 am

    KutDoktor says:

    OMG, this is hilarious . . . this dude is sooo typical, “I will get my boys to jump you”?! What man has another man as his bitch bcuz someone talked about his wandering eye?! LMFAO!

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  8. April 28, 2008 at 5:57 am

    huh? says:

    we’re jealous? of who? this guy?! hahahaha

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  9. April 28, 2008 at 5:57 am

    The Punisher says:

    Rule number 1: If they threaten, they don’t, wont or cant do anything.

    People who can don’t need to nor want to warn you…they just do.

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  10. April 28, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Dirty Ry says:

    100% FAG!!!!

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  11. April 28, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Connman says:

    This guy is the typical insecure meathead who cries on a dime. I’d bet he didn’t have a good relationship with his Dad or any at all…not knocking that because that wouldn’t be his fault at all.

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  12. April 28, 2008 at 6:17 am

    uhhh says:

    LMFAO, this queer-bo needs a tampon. Seriously dude, you weren’t “thrust” into any “limelight,” you auditioned to be on a bottom-of-the-barrel reality show. the only reason you made it is b/c MTV thought you looked fag enough to meet the gay requirement.

    WHAT A LOSER!!

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  13. April 28, 2008 at 6:24 am

    tinkle dinkle says:

    Put him with Froggie, give ‘em some roids and viagra, and let them try to breed

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  14. April 28, 2008 at 6:34 am

    WHY CLAIM says:

    who cares who you know in hollywood its still makes you a douche

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  15. April 28, 2008 at 6:48 am

    SORE LIVER says:

    Who is this tool bag? WOW! a real world queer. Give me a break douche. I would much rather peruse the dirty for laughs then watch some has been reality BS with the likes of your worthless ass on it. Enjoy the 15 minutes A-hole.

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  16. April 28, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Shady says:

    Yeah, you ARE Hollywood.. WEST HOLLYWOOD!!! Douche!!

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  17. April 28, 2008 at 8:48 am

    the BEST says:

    When I saw the premier of this season’s Real World I KNEW this moron would end up on here, nicely done.

    And “Joey”, you’re a clown, son. Lay off the ‘roids, please don’t fu*k that nasty Philly stripper on the show with you, & go back to the midwest where you belong.

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  18. April 28, 2008 at 10:04 am

    g0dluvsugly says:

    he’s been in LA for 3 months and he’s talking like he invented the city.

    YOU ARE A DOUCHE!
    DOUCHUS MAXIMUS TO THE MAX!
    DOUCHFACE!!!!!!!!!
    agggghhhhhhhhhh.

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  19. April 28, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Hmmm says:

    Bro. You know what bro. Bro…

    Reply to Hmmm
  20. April 28, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    CoolerKing says:

    There’s a reason that dude got Tased after saying “Bro. Don’t Tase me, Bro.”

    Saying Bro means you should get Tased. In the butt.

    What an asstard.

    Reply to CoolerKing
  21. April 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    B Maculate says:

    If this guy is so Hollywood why can’t he hire an eye wrangler….

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  22. April 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Keeping it Real in WG says:

    Don’t you guys recognize this guy? He just won the role to play “Gay Joey” on the new “Gay Friends” sitcom. Give him his proper respect . . .haha what a gay tool!

    Reply to Keeping it Real in WG
  23. April 29, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Tony T says:

    Hahahahaha! Go drop another weight on your roided-out head. Hahahahaha. What a stupid droopy-eyed, spider-haired, pink shirt wearing douchebag/meathead!

    Meet me at Les Deux, monkey-man….I’ll crack your skull open, dumbsh*t!

    Joey is a loser.

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  24. April 29, 2008 at 1:15 am

    tt says:

    fag.

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  25. April 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    KIMBOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Ok i had to come back because of this homo, Joey is a fag! plain and simple. This dude knows nothing about Hollywood, lol MTV doesnt even run Hollywood, stick to NY for that! This fag cant move any weight whatsoever in LA, this bitch hangs out in West Hollywood to get gangbanged by some gays that are on a trip from coke. People in Chicago dont even like trash like you!

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  26. May 2, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Real World Hollywood says:

    Joey is awesome!!! Stop hating on him

    Reply to Real World Hollywood
  27. June 7, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Timmay says:

    New Dirty shirt.

    #2

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  28. June 9, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Ignorance is Bliss says:

    Joey doesn’t know any better. Chicago isn’t so bad…there are many good universities, cultural outlets, and employment opportunities just to name a few of Chicago proper’s merits. One can earn enough money, unlike Joey, to even travel outside of the state w/ even the slightest of ambition. And remember, Joey is from a SW suburb of Chicago (Palos Heights or a sister community)…SW burbs are probably the most undesirable, culturaly inept, areas in Greater Chicagoland. The SW burbs are full of midwest hillbillies, dated stripmalls, moviegoers who prefer Tokyo Drift to Godfather II, and folks who consider Bennigans fine dining. Give him his 15 minutes, he’s mentally challenged & harmless.

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  29. June 14, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    con says:

    what a hardass

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  30. July 4, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    oscar says:

    this is good……lifeless son of a b8tches lol …..anyway i wanna see joey and who ever is writing this dirt …………………………………….lol ( IM BORED)

    Reply to oscar

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