Real World Douche Joey Part 2
Posted in Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | April 27th, 2008
EMAIL: You know what bro, I thought if I wrote you personally that you would be cool about it but I see that you’re a total d*ckhead. You have been thrust into the limelight similar to myself and you know how difficult it can be and instead of looking out for us you go ahead and f*ck me. Well guess what, now it’s time to f*ck you. I know a sh*t load of people in this town from filming and once they find out who you are then they will solve this problem for me. They don’t make threats, they just protect my rep. Watch the show and you will see the type of guy you decided to f*ck with. You might re-consider and take my post down after seeing the show. People like me on Real World, you know why, because I don’t give a f*ck. I will f*cking punch a guy in the face for the f*ck of it and so will my boys. I know every bouncer in this town, try to get in a club and see what happens. You might mysteriously get jumped in a club and those bouncers who are there to protect you might just not. You’re new to hollywood little man. This town eats the assh*les out of people like you. Keep making fun of people in this town and see how long you last. You are at a cross road right now, 1) you take it down and apologize and we have a beer or 2) you leave it up, you post this e-mail like you did my last one and you continue to make fun of me and one of my boys f*cks you up so bad you will be typing with your feet. Your call bro I am sure you will make the right call.
Bro what rep? You are a REAL WORLD Douche… you will be doing challenges until you are 40 to win a free ipod. Plus, I don’t have beers with tools that have Spider Sides so I guess I will go with option 2.- nik
Here is original post if you care:
http://thedirty.com/?p=22751
Ding Ding says:
Round 1….. Nik
to Ding DingRound 2….. Nik
can’t wait to see his next gay email,, and you know there will be one!
ALERT!!!! says:
God he is a faggot..Good job Nik-keep it real brother.
to ALERT!!!!Dirty white boy. says:
Can I punch this puke in the face. Ooh I know bouncers. You A-hole.
to Dirty white boy.bougis burgundian says:
This town eats the assh*les out of people like you.
I love a tongue in my ass, I’m moving…
to bougis burgundianchangefora nickel says:
There are 2 places you can brag about how much you can bench press after you get out of high school, the olympics and the NFL combine. Neither of which you would never be a part of, unless they add the douche event to the ’08 olympics.
to changefora nickelFu Man Chu says:
> This town eats the assh*les out of people like you.
I think he just offered to eat your arsehole, Nik.
to Fu Man ChuOC gal says:
Give him three months and just like the illustrious RW douches before him, he will be pouring drinks at the Saddle Ranch.
to OC galTater Salad says:
This guy likes it…IN THE BUTT!
to Tater SaladJoe says:
Lol..That’s all I have to say..
to Joehaha says:
this assclown needs to wake up and realize he sucks at life
to hahajo-bob says:
did he say that he and his bros are going to eat the a++hole out of you? I’ll pay to see that!
I am betting that he AND his bros all actually take it in the a++hole!
this is a douche through and through
to jo-bobwanker says:
Who is this meaningless person?
to wankeromg says:
ha! you guys are so jealous ..its pathetic.
to omg45lb. Weight... says:
“Somebody let me know where this mutha-&ucka’s at…I’m gonna squash his head…again!…45lb weight, OUT!”
you can take the douche out of schaumberg, but you can’t scrape the spider-sides off his skull.
Nik, if you know what’s good for you-you’ll post this message…I’ve got friends who stand in-front of doors who can write,too…and they will!…are we clear?!
to 45lb. Weight...HH.
like i dont get it says:
you seemed ok the first show.. the second show you loose in an arm restling contest to a guy half your size AND you try to bully people over the computer.. GROW THE F*CK UPPPP – lammeeeeeeee
to like i dont get itRed says:
I knew this douche was going to end up on The Dirty
to RedI'm With Stupid ----> says:
This sh*t is hilarious! This guy actually thinks he is powerful in Hollywood! Hey DOUCHEBAG, you aren’t some A-list actor. You are a LAME reality-show cast member and people don’t even watch the Real World anymore, hence the hour-long shows….to get them over FASTER!
to I'm With Stupid ---->jordan says:
NONE OF IT MATTERS HE GETS BOOTED FROM REAL WORLD ANYWAY ALONG WITH PRETTY BOY AND ONE OF THE BOYS COMES OUT AS BEING GAY..ILL LET YOU ALL WONDER
to jordanDr Phil Accio says:
I think jackhole here has taken to many splooge shots to his face on his hair. Look at that hair stand up from all that “Hollywood” splooge.
This guy is a douche bag that happened to find himself on a 6th rate TV Show on a 4th rate Cable network.
to Dr Phil Acciosilas says:
*LEAVE JOEY ALONEEEEE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!! HES A HUMAN BEING! HE HAS FEELINGS AND IDEAS!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! PLEASE!!!!
to silas/end cris crocker voice
lonnie says:
This has got to be the funniest post I’ve ever seen. This guy thinks he’s a “Star!!!” He doesn’t realize some day, some bigger douche bag is gonning to Kick his ass because his girlfriend likes him. OMG, please “Youtube” that day. Too F*cking funny. Best Line: “I know bouncers” Ha Ha Ha
to lonnieKidding?? says:
Omg, what a joke. Such a fag. I would NEVER date this guy, hes in to NO one but himself. Fag.
to Kidding??r-meanian says:
okay everyone of you fags that rep the dirty army put down the latest harry potter book and say to yourself nik post this shiz to create excitement , this other tool didnt write that crap . ok now you can go back to dungeons and dragons with your friends now hmmm kiss army= dirty army go go gene simmons lol
to r-meanianNik does it again... says:
Spider sides just got OWNED!
to Nik does it again...Baron Von Douchestein says:
That show is still on?
Half the alums wind up working in bars (if at all). It’s amazing and sad that we put these people on a pedestal.
They wind up delusional like this guy.
to Baron Von DouchesteinOtis Spunkmeyer says:
This is brilliant. I hope this shmo writes emails every day. Never has a human so douchified himself.
to Otis SpunkmeyerBring It says:
Only a guy who can’t do a thing would talk as much crap as this tard does.
What I find really funny is how many “chances” he is giving you..lol. It’s like getting into a fight with someone and pushing them – you dont want to really fight if you push someone to start a fight.
Why dont we give him a location and he can meet the dirty army. Talk is cheap and this boy is broke.
to Bring Itif he wasnt all hopped up on roids says:
he would laugh about it and move on, but he cares way too much about what other people think of him because he has no self esteem..hes a tool.
to if he wasnt all hopped up on roidsAnonymous says:
Dude is so ugly and fake, I forget his name everytime i see his Spider sides. This dude needs to chill out and just realize what queer he is.
to AnonymousBilly Bukakee says:
Nik you have to let us know, when he eats your asshole out do prefer Jam or Syrup? I prefer syrup.
to Billy Bukakeekeepin' em harnessed says:
LOL that crazy ass Steve-o/Jim Carey crazy bug eyed look is hilarious. LOL what a tard! How can you possibly take a guy who looks like that and is on The Real World seriously? I think the last time I actually watched that show was hmm… maybe 10-13 years ago and I was maybe between 13 and 15, and had very low standards of entertainment. Who still watches that?! Honestly!
to keepin' em harnessedMetalgoddess says:
He’s a desperate douche! I love how he picked the ugliest chick on the show to hook up with!
to MetalgoddessThe Turd That Won't Flush says:
wow…what a douchebag. does this tard not understand that he’s not gonna get big and be a movie star from this real world show. come on douchetard
to The Turd That Won't FlushThe Turd That Won't Flush says:
Threatening nik, talking about how your famous, and (haha) 325 on bench you cant be serious!? Stop juicing and you wont have the meltdowns, you are your own worst enemy; not nik. Typical closeted poser meathead. Oh and btw your “buddies” that are bouncers, most likely talk negative about you too.
to The Turd That Won't FlushSam Snead says:
You should apologize and take the post down. HE KNOwS BOUNCERS, BRO!
to Sam SneadBrian says:
After his 15 mnutes of Real World of fame are up he will back to handing out towls and cleaning bathrooms at the local LA Fitness.
to Briannight owl says:
this pillow biter brings douchebachery to a new level. im glad i never watched the real world. this is sad and entertaining at the same time. awsome!
to night owlwow says:
joey, you are a fag. go have a beer f*ckface alcoholic.
to wowhahah says:
HEY, YOU ARE IN THE REAL WORLD. YOU HAVE NO REP. WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT? YOU THINK YOU’RE A TOUGH GUY? I THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK.
to hahahGreenBurrito says:
So I watched 20 min of the show after reading about this roid monkey and he only wore sleeves once…on a Smedium shirt painted on at a club.
He even wore a Froggy-style shirt with the custom made V-neck cut out…I even think it was Affliction!
Paul Mitchell stock gonna breakout because this fag globs that sh*t on big time.
to GreenBurritojo-bob says:
jealous ? did “omg” just say we were all jealous? of who? the douche bag? the bouncers? Nik? or the ass-eaters?
maybe “omg” is right – I am pathetic. I’m so pathetic I am confused by that ridiculous statement.
to jo-bobpoopstain says:
Dude really bro? You are not on the real world because you “don’t give a f*ck”. You are on there because you’re a f*cking homo that does roids to feel good about yourself. You’re a total trainwreck. That’s why they chose you.
to poopstainlilibet says:
lots of homo erotic talks in douche boys email. what does sigmund freud have to say about all that?
to lilibetAwe says:
What makes this tard think he can get Nik? Froggie and his tools haven’t. LOL!!!!!!
Cute.
Funny.
Awe…..
to AweUno Gringo says:
Hey Nik make his picture the caption of the day photo
to Uno Gringocrower says:
go work your Real World magic in Jersey…the Gotti boys would love you!!! Such a little fag!!!!!!
to crowerwho cares says:
blah blah blah, if u guys dont care about this guy….then just shutup its really not even funny
to who caresbrandylynn says:
OH MY GOSH!!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! Straight up ugly, weird eyed, creppy, tiny little man!!!
to brandylynnrandlepmcmurphy says:
The fact that he has answered on this site with emails makes me sad. I thought that the Real World had finally found someone to [removed] on air for the whole world to see. Why else would they drag it out this long?
to randlepmcmurphyhmmm... says:
Anyone that says Hollywood is going to eat someone’s assh*le has probably eaten an assh*le himself…
Just sayin’
to hmmm...