Real World Douche- Updated

Posted in Chicago, Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | April 22nd, 2008

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EMAIL: Nik have you seen the new real world? If so what do you think of this tool bag?

I think he needs to lay off the juice, get a normal hair cut and stop looking at the fly on his nose when he talks. If the Real World was smart they would do a “Real World- DIRTY version”! Can you imagine Leper trying to share the confessional with G-Girl. They would probably make-out and P-Nazi would be rubbing it out in the shower every episode. It would be magical and probably would save the REAL WORLD since everyone is over that show. It is for the gays now.- nik

EMAIL from DOUCHE: Hey Nick, thanks for the shout out on your site! I never heard of it or you until I found out I was on it, but I think I am hooked for life bro. Look do me a favor and take that post down for me bro. The Real World just started to air and I don’t want people making a judgment about me until they at least see me on the show. And I want you to know I think it is really insensitive that you made fun of my eye. I dropped a weight on my head a few years back benching 325 and my eye has never been the same. Let’s be “real” here for a minute, I bet you can’t even bench 200 so you have to be a little impressed at my bench numbers. I know you have a lot of fans and that is great, but I don’t think you want a reality star like myself bad mouthing you everywhere I go and every interview I do. And just imagine if someone in my “world” were to find out who you are. I can’t protect you from them when you’re out in Hollywood; a lot of them are very protective and have short tempers. I have a short temper myself sometime and I am sure I could beat you into oblivion but I am trying to work on my anger issues. Don’t get me enraged, take the post down and maybe we can be boys. A word of advice – don’t sh*t where you eat Hollywood boy.




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