Real World Douche- Updated
Posted in Chicago, Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | April 22nd, 2008
EMAIL: Nik have you seen the new real world? If so what do you think of this tool bag?
I think he needs to lay off the juice, get a normal hair cut and stop looking at the fly on his nose when he talks. If the Real World was smart they would do a “Real World- DIRTY version”! Can you imagine Leper trying to share the confessional with G-Girl. They would probably make-out and P-Nazi would be rubbing it out in the shower every episode. It would be magical and probably would save the REAL WORLD since everyone is over that show. It is for the gays now.- nik
EMAIL from DOUCHE: Hey Nick, thanks for the shout out on your site! I never heard of it or you until I found out I was on it, but I think I am hooked for life bro. Look do me a favor and take that post down for me bro. The Real World just started to air and I don’t want people making a judgment about me until they at least see me on the show. And I want you to know I think it is really insensitive that you made fun of my eye. I dropped a weight on my head a few years back benching 325 and my eye has never been the same. Let’s be “real” here for a minute, I bet you can’t even bench 200 so you have to be a little impressed at my bench numbers. I know you have a lot of fans and that is great, but I don’t think you want a reality star like myself bad mouthing you everywhere I go and every interview I do. And just imagine if someone in my “world” were to find out who you are. I can’t protect you from them when you’re out in Hollywood; a lot of them are very protective and have short tempers. I have a short temper myself sometime and I am sure I could beat you into oblivion but I am trying to work on my anger issues. Don’t get me enraged, take the post down and maybe we can be boys. A word of advice – don’t sh*t where you eat Hollywood boy.
The Anti-Douche says:
This guy probably ain’t that strong. Muscles are not an indicator of strenght at all. He probably can’t even do 5 pullups. He should know that girls don’t like dudes who are posered out like that. Girls like guys who are cut, but not showing off Creatine enhanced (water retained) muscles. Don’t worry this guy is Napolean syndrome midget!
to The Anti-DoucheThe Anti-Douche says:
This guy probably ain’t that strong. Muscles are not an indicator of strenght at all. He probably can’t even do 5 pullups. He should know that girls don’t like dudes who are posered out like that.
to The Anti-Doucheaaarizona says:
God what a complete dumbass.
to aaarizonathe BEST says:
“I dropped a weight on my head..”
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oh god.
to the BESTKeri says:
met him at a club in the south burbs of Chicago……this dude pretty much got laughed out the club! if that happened in the burbs…i can’t imagine what happens when he goes to the city. as for droppin a weight on his eye…maybe he shouldn’t be liftin more then he can handle.
to KeriDude says:
Dude what is in that hair and why don’t you leave Chicago sometime. I can assure you there is life outside of HALSTEAD street.
to Dudedont make threats says:
joey,
im from chicago and now live in the same state as the dirty was created in…first off you have zero juice in Chicago..took one phone call to find that out. and if you continue making threats to my man Nik you will be dealt with …..we know who you are….u have no clue who we are. you have been warned ….
anybody that is in the “family” would never go on that show or be so high profile .
your a disgrace to all Italians ….jerk off …rock on Nik
to dont make threatsleft eye says:
nik,
we need a nicname for this prick……im thinking “left eye” giving him way to much exposure and PR using his real name …..
to left eyeAnonymous says:
hahahaha Im seriously crying bc im laughing so hard at these comments!
to Anonymouschitown says:
i personally kknow for a fact this guy takes it in the ass.. roids and the D… i cupped his balls and gave him the needle in the ass treatment
to chitownspider sides says:
Does this guy have a “bro” button on his computer???
to spider sidesoscar says:
na this is bull SH*T i dont think he wrote like this is too educated….
to oscarcowboysfan says:
you need a dirty reality show!!
to cowboysfan