Real World Douche- Updated
Posted in Chicago, Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | April 22nd, 2008
EMAIL: Nik have you seen the new real world? If so what do you think of this tool bag?
I think he needs to lay off the juice, get a normal hair cut and stop looking at the fly on his nose when he talks. If the Real World was smart they would do a “Real World- DIRTY version”! Can you imagine Leper trying to share the confessional with G-Girl. They would probably make-out and P-Nazi would be rubbing it out in the shower every episode. It would be magical and probably would save the REAL WORLD since everyone is over that show. It is for the gays now.- nik
EMAIL from DOUCHE: Hey Nick, thanks for the shout out on your site! I never heard of it or you until I found out I was on it, but I think I am hooked for life bro. Look do me a favor and take that post down for me bro. The Real World just started to air and I don’t want people making a judgment about me until they at least see me on the show. And I want you to know I think it is really insensitive that you made fun of my eye. I dropped a weight on my head a few years back benching 325 and my eye has never been the same. Let’s be “real” here for a minute, I bet you can’t even bench 200 so you have to be a little impressed at my bench numbers. I know you have a lot of fans and that is great, but I don’t think you want a reality star like myself bad mouthing you everywhere I go and every interview I do. And just imagine if someone in my “world” were to find out who you are. I can’t protect you from them when you’re out in Hollywood; a lot of them are very protective and have short tempers. I have a short temper myself sometime and I am sure I could beat you into oblivion but I am trying to work on my anger issues. Don’t get me enraged, take the post down and maybe we can be boys. A word of advice – don’t sh*t where you eat Hollywood boy.
crower says:
he looks like one of those Gotti douches!!!!! Nice contacts homo!!
to crowerMadness says:
There is no way that email is real. Fake alert.
to MadnessL.A. says:
Why does he have to be a douchebag? Some of you men are like the women on this site. Petty, jealous and insecure. There is really no other reason to put people down especially when you don’t know them.
P.S. The guy is hot.
to L.A.mjb says:
I am still trying to figure out how he dropped a weight on his eye while bench pressing.
More likely he was born with it and that is the tough guy story he made up.
Oh yeah, douchebag.
to mjbAzHawaii says:
Wow, you Morons are so unique. I don’t think I read the word “douche” so many times in my life than here. What a compliment to mankind that you idiots stay on this site and don’t go out in public. Thank god. Please, just stay in your moms house and don’t reproduce. This has turned into a JV site, thank you Nick for bringing in the high schoolers. ASS
to AzHawaiijomama says:
oh what a douche
1967 new jersey
oh what a douche
by the original jersey douche boys
to jomamablondie says:
I think he’s awesome. Why are u people being so judgemental get a life!
to blondieLuLu says:
I’ve been waiting to see this tool show up on dirty…he really is ridiculous-a ball of ‘douche bags’ all rolled into one.
Guys-it’s not attractive if it takes you longer than us to get ready for a date…anybody seen my flat iron?
to LuLuNIK Richie, I am begging you please says:
Do not let this die down. Please tear this guy a new one. This guy is what this website is all about. Please just be honest, was that email real??
to NIK Richie, I am begging you pleasecrower says:
Douchebaggery at its best!!!
to crowerinthebutt says:
ramez…you’re a tool, he hasnt done anything on the show yet to get blasted. i see no sense of making fun of him…yet anyways.
in the butt
to inthebuttReality says:
I love how these losers from Real World think they will become actual celebrities.
to Realityyao ming says:
Seriously what a douchebag! “I was benching 325…I bet you can only bench 200″, who says that? What a queer go hit up another cycle monkey.
to yao mingTT Man says:
This douche bag can’t bench 325. He’s got the eye to prove it. What a DICK! Get a life loser!
to TT Mantell me why says:
this guy is so gay for his email, among other things.
but Nik, should this guy and his protective band of BF’s and the rest of the “celebrity” reality pee-ons try and battle it out w/ in the streets..
to tell me whyremember the D.A. “got more guns than walmart!” what son?!
Joe says:
BlAHAhahaHAHAAHha this guy is such a tool
to JoeHottie says:
He is effing hot!
to HottieHo says:
LMFAO! I dropped a weight on my eye. HA HA HA! I wouldn’t let this f-tard train me- I wouldn’t want to end up with a popped fun bag.
to HoJWo says:
Never stop making fun of this douche.
to JWojoey says:
whats ur myspace? ur sexy
to joeyOCHammer says:
This guy forgot to say he is hung like a 2nd grader due to juice.
to OCHammerStewie says:
this guy is fcuking hott
to Stewiellala says:
hes hot
to llalaSven says:
This guy is a son of bish…
to SvenGator says:
Hey Nik…..Send pretty boy down to Cajun Country and I will personally feed him to the Gators for you…I think I have a few 300 pounders he can try to bench,,,,or was it 32.5 lbs. Whatever, I am sure his ego is the biggest thing he has including his pathetic career
to GatorVoice of Reason says:
What a hot little piece. Slamming this guy makes me sad. Nik what do you look like?
to Voice of Reasonsexi says:
hes so hot i would do him!
to sexiBUSTED says:
Voice of reason and Sexi are both Joey just trying to type annonymously! I know for a fact, i am a friend of his and he told me about this site. I think its funny. In fact I think most of the ones supporting him are actually him. He was bragging about it at work today.
to BUSTEDwhat???? says:
He is very gross, so is his albino stripper girlfriend on the show.
to what????Voice of Reason says:
So sorry, not him. I like to think of myself as a Cougar kitten in training, and I NEVER want to be posted on this site. That’s why I run from cameras, as most Cougars should. LOL.
to Voice of ReasonBridgeport Woody says:
Nik, Word on the south side is he gets booted off the show, like mid way through.
Also, he is a Evergreen Park grad, meaning NOT FROM CHICAGO, but a suburb. Same high school as Unabomber Ted Kaczynski
to Bridgeport WoodyAnonymous says:
no u are wrong busted. im a girl and i posted under sexi. like i said i would so do him!
to AnonymousMacBee says:
What a fag he has never even been out of IllinoiS until now, take another stab to the ass and cut the spider sides…
to MacBeeSam Snead says:
They’re still making “The Real World”?
to Sam Sneaddosh says:
he should punch himself in the face until his eye straightens out. Or just committ suicide either or.
to doshdirtnasty says:
Cmon, this guy is alright. Hes really touched me w the issues he has on the show . I mean, this fartknock is really just a sensitive meatball. JK> I smell gay. (dropped a weight on my head—-total BS)
to dirtnastybabiigirl says:
so nik, what do you look like then?
to babiigirlno way says:
there is no way in hell this guy wrote that, granted he’s slightly insane, nobody would ever write that about themselves. that was the dumbest sh*t i’ve ever read
to no waydirtypimp says:
wow this guy defines the word “douchebag”
to dirtypimpWhere have all the Men gone? says:
Well, here you go America. The end product of the Liberal 1960′s Sexual Revolution.
to Where have all the Men gone?Anonymous says:
It’s turds like this that make me not wanna watch the show. Yeah hes a good looking guy, but meatheads are sooo 1999. Get a clue fellas. Chicks dont dig dudes that juice and only drink protein shakes for lunch and dinner. The only cool dude on the show is the black dude with dreads…The rest of them are clowns. Good luck finding a job in the “Real World” after the show aires…. Keep it dirty
to AnonymousChi girl says:
He is sexy! I would do him. And i’m sure 90% of the girls in chicago would. Luv ya Joey!!! MUAH
to Chi girlRaya says:
Spider Sides = (the new) Douche Bag tag!! Seriously, is this guy for real??!! He has “little man comlex” and I’m sure the roids have shrunk his dick as well, thus increasing his complex. He’s frickin’ UGLY, so I don’t get the arrogance at all! It’s hilarious!!!!!
to RayaAZLUVSTHE DIRTY says:
He likes to brag that he can bench 300+ but if you watched last weeks episode he got beat 3 times in a row arm wrestling some other random guy who was in the Real World house. The guy he lost to wasn’t even that big so what is the point of bragging about how much you bench when you get you ass kicked by a dude arm wrestiling!!!
to AZLUVSTHE DIRTYDee says:
Is this guy serious? WOW!
to Deebuff says:
What a toolbox. how much u bench???
to bufflola says:
could he say “bro” more often?
to lola“a reality star like myself”…i really didn’t even know who the hell he was.
BArney Miller says:
Puck woulda beat this tool like he owed him money
to BArney MillerI'm With Stupid ----> says:
A “reality star like himself”….hahahaha I think I just pissed my pants laughing. What a NOBODY!
to I'm With Stupid ---->keepin' em harnessed says:
You have GOT to be kidding me…. lol
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