WOULD YOU?
Posted in St. Louis, The Dirty, Would You? | April 4th, 2008
EMAIL: Nik the chick in the middle is so hot. Everyone in St. Louis wants her. I heard she is dating a professional athlete. Would you?
Answer: Are you kidding me? No way… please defer to the diagram as follows.
a) Major love handles.
b) REFUND GAP larger than the Brooklyn Bridge.
c) Belly button the size of the Bermuda Triangle.
d) Neck rubberbands- so gross.
e) Fat patella’s that jinggle during sex.
f-me) You ruined my lunch emailer.- nik
CALI HEAD says:
I would in a heart beat.
to CALI HEADLeftside Truther says:
You can tell she has no ass. That is an “I’ll pass” for me.
to Leftside TrutherNik are you switch hitter? says:
Any straight dude would.
to Nik are you switch hitter?SHOCKED says:
ARE YOU JOKING!!!!!!!! she is not fat AT all. WTF.
to SHOCKEDYou call that love handles. WOW.
???? says:
Belly Buttons to big? Are you kidding me? Maybe you’re just not that in to chicks Nik, no big deal.
to ????jojo says:
i live in st.louis, and she’s a 314 7, there is way hotter and much better here.
go to a cards game or blues game, there is hot chicks everywhere. especially at mike shannons or paddios after cards game.
oh, i would tag that ass, but she is not st.louis finest.
to jojoAnthony says:
Nik… please tell me you’re joking.
to AnthonyLo says:
nick. you’re dumb… those are not love handles. they are called oblique muscles….. educate yourself
it NIK, and those are not obliques, the oblique muscles are higher. is Lo short for LOSER.- nik
to Lojj says:
love handles? i’m diggin stl
to jjdirty army #2 says:
damn i can see storms building up in that belly button
to dirty army #2jj says:
nik u are officially gay and have no dick
to jjwanker says:
I would, if it didn’t cost me anything.
to wankertheproph says:
hey, im not into homosexuality but “nic” if you are gay, just say it.
to theprophGlobalWarming says:
Global Warming has caused her to over eat and get fat, that’s why Nik won’t knife it
to GlobalWarmingclear eyes says:
it is neither her oblique muscles or love handles, i think you guys are talking about her bones that are sticking out of her sides.
to clear eyesnikisgay says:
nik. is. gay.
to nikisgayDevil Dog says:
hahaha That is the best St. Louis has to offer?? Wow. I guess we just get spoiled living here in Scottsdale. She would be average at best out here.
to Devil DogBryan says:
You said yes to Dawnky but not this chick? They’re on that same “club hot” level.
to Bryanwhat says:
I’m not a guy but come on Nik she isn’t as bad as some of the girl you would do
to whatFrog's Roid Needle says:
Yeah I’d blow one on her.
to Frog's Roid NeedleAnonymous says:
LOL!! That is funny, LO trying to tell Nik to educate himself about obliques yet LO has no idea where obliques are. What an idiot.
LO, stay in school.
to AnonymousItsMe says:
NICK IS GAY!!
to ItsMeAnonymous says:
nik…. w/ a gun to your head??????
to Anonymousconfused?? says:
why is this girl in a swimsuit with the other two in normal clothes? random..anyways, she is definately not fat..the only thing i agree with Nik is the gap..
to confused??Nurse Anne says:
Are those two girls just stopping by to say hello to their stripper friend????????
to Nurse AnneJT says:
yo ???? It’s called standards douche!!! I people like you that give non douches a bad name! the reason 4′s think they are 10s jfc
to JTJT says:
Tools, desperate jackoffs unreal
to JTasu chica says:
SHe is NOt fat, and her legs mos def. have no fat anywhere on them… Nik, you are outta your mind….or gay .
to asu chicaNik obviously loves skinny rent boys says:
That’s a hip bone you idiot. She’s gorgeous
to Nik obviously loves skinny rent boysHatedpostman says:
I would anytime. Nik who would you do if this chick isn’t good enough?
to HatedpostmanTheresa says:
I’m from the Lou and this chick is beat. St. Louis has way hotter chicks than her.
to Theresasteph says:
Nik, who would you do? any celeb?
to stephneck rubberbands? says:
Neck rubberbanks, nik? All thin girls have them – look at a Victoria’s Secret catalog. That’s kinda like seeing ribs thru your ribcage, but the neck version, dumbass. You are the type that should like that.
to neck rubberbands?Johnson says:
Nik- You know how I know your gay??
Are you jealous you cant get any of these girls? Is that why you hate?
Get off your computer, get out and live geek-
to JohnsonI would venture to say... says:
that even if you “would” she “wouldn’t” with you, unless it was her job and you paid her. Seriously man, show your face. Why hide? You’re probably just a regular person like everyone else. I watched the Fox 10 story on DS from a while back and noticed a Beckham jersey, cheap jeans, and some checkered vans slip ons…I’m almost 100% sure this girl wouldn’t give you the time of day or even make eye contact with you if you were in the same room. But hey, you’re making good money off this site…what like 30K a year?
p.s. That is in fact an external abdominal oblique muscle.
to I would venture to say...filthyy grimeyyy says:
nik u are nuts.. this girl does not have love handles!
to filthyy grimeyyyand i dont think that a refund is needed if u have a gap.. they are common if u knew anything about +2′s
Shaneequa says:
Call me crazy but I see nothing spectacular about her at all. She’s nice looking, but if you put her here in Scottsdale I can’t imagine her really breaking necks if you know what I mean. She’s just ok. St. Louis needs to raise its standards if they call this girl its “finest”.
to Shaneequapeacequeen says:
nic you are such a dick sometimes. this girl is just a classic butter face paper bag that
to peacequeenAnon says:
Elbows too pointy
to AnonDirtySF says:
Nik-
The pink background… whatever
to DirtySFBut calling this chick fat and saying you would do her… GAY.
Lo says:
nik why didnt you post my comment? you got scared ’cause I’m right?
yup those are obliques, google it retards….
to LoCali Cajun says:
nik really? belly button? dude…
to Cali CajunBurch says:
no “lo”… niKKK didn’t post your comment because thats what he does. he picks and chooses comments on here to skew people’s views… just like any other bad media out there. it called irresponsible journalism and nik has done it to me before as well. He has to keep up the ratings or the site will plummet and he’ll be a 30k milli again like everyone else. Oh and “I would venture to say” guy… I saw Nik’s interview as well and (unless he had someone stand in for him on tv) he is scrawny (double-shirt to make him look bigger), white-looking (can’t completely tell), average-height looking, 50K douchebag who rips people apart, but couldn’t pull 9.981264121 out of 10 of the chicks he rips apart on here. Think about this LOGICALLY – why else would you hide yourself? your either ugly or AVERAGE like everyone else.
to Burchtiger says:
dude, nik, you’re retarded. she’s a knockout.
to tigerElvis says:
In STL this has to be 10, all the hot chicks move to Dallas or Chicago.
to ElvisClassy J says:
She’s hot, but doesn’t have the WOW factor.
to Classy J***** says:
I know I definately don’t want her. The only reason you think she looks hot is because she is standing between two fugly cows. Whoever submitted this – you’re a virgin, aren’t you?
to *****h00tersgirl18 says:
ok so i deff worked @ hooters n downtown stl with all these girls. the girl n the middle is brandy, she is a super sweetheart and has an amazing body for having a child! ease up i think fake boobs are hot lol
to h00tersgirl18Met her at HOME says:
She had to get those tits to take the eyes away from the horse face and dumbo ears (that by the way shes doing a pretty good job hiding in these pics). Too bad this biatch is such a fishy smellin slut!
to Met her at HOME