EMAIL: Since Cinco De Mayo is right around the corner, I have to ask would you? I would.
Answer: Sorry, but NO… Below shows you why nobody should.
a) Cowboy hats are for butch dyke lesbos.
b) She has a pumpkin nose.
c) Her face color does not match the rest of her body.
d) She has chipmunk cheeps.
e) She has fat joules.
f) She has knuckles coming out of her neck.
g) FAT GUT.
h) Muffin Top.
Hope this diagram helps Emailer.- nik
liz says:
wow apparently is to cool for school. cant wait to see him he must be so hot. probably just another ugly douche bag with low self esteem and a small dick
to lizJimmy Ro says:
shes def white trash. look at her present company
to Jimmy RoGuess what says:
Poor Nik will learn like all other internet sites. Fame is but fleeting is but fleeting in the internet world. People will tire of reading the same SGM, 4.012348, Dirty Army stuff day in and day out. Get creative my boy or else your are going to lose my attention and many others attention. She is hot and you would never be able to smell her scent walking down the street.
to Guess whatseriously says:
stop calling nik gay. would any of you check this website if every hot girl that turned up in “would you” (most of them are hot) got a response like “yes she is very pretty, i like her eyes”?. it’s all about the critisism
to seriouslyR U people ReTarded says:
This is a LAMPOON site, look it up you retards.
to R U people ReTardedNik has a sense of humor, he’s not being evil, he’s poking fun at people and the world.
LIGHTEN UP
Texas Filth says:
I am going ball deep followed by a nice bukkake to whiten that pretty face a little more.
Nik are you a virgin? Man, you are afraid of the punani.
Filth Out
to Texas FilthFJ says:
I believe you are a gay
to FJONE OF MANY says:
WE THE MANY OF THE LEGION SAY NIK MUST BE A JOKE OR HE BE A GIRL ONLY A GIRL WOULD HATE ON ANOTHER GIRLS IMPERFECTIONS
to ONE OF MANYONE OF MANY says:
WE BOYS WE DONT CARE ABOUT A GREAT MANY THINGS IT IS WHY WE NEED THEM TO MAKE US BETTER HUMANS
to ONE OF MANYhahaha says:
totally agree with “Dirty Kahuna”
to hahahaperfectly put! thank you!
Nic just come out already!!!!! look how well Perez is doing? It wont hurt your ‘career’ I promise!
Lance Bass says:
Hey everyone! I’m dating Nik. Ahhh, feels good to finally say it.
to Lance Bassoh hell no.. says:
FAT? are you kidding me??
to oh hell no..did you guys see the TMZ show last night? funny how even they laugh at the fact that Nic won’t show his face but will talk about everyone else… pathetic loser. wait.. pathetic, gay loser.
Naggers says:
St. Mike, your comment was hilarious! I enjoy this website, and on occasion Nik will say something funny, but the spelling is atrocious. “Joules”, ahahahaha!
to NaggersNik says:
It’s true. I am gay! About time you idiots figured it out.
to NikB. says:
Nik…
…please lay off the Acid.
to B.g money says:
her #2′s are amazing. she is gooooood.
to g moneyEric says:
I’d say this site is about done. What a stretch to find ANYTHING wrong with this beautiful girl!
to Eric0000000000000000 says:
that girl is not fat by any means, the fact that you say that says WAY more about your sorry self than anything.
to 0000000000000000GG says:
You know, I thought she was hot but the more I stare at her, the uglier she gets. I think I see it, Nik!
to GGnot hot says:
great body + bad face does not equal hot, she’s effable for sure, but not hot. Cmon, honestly her face is beat, her foundation is caked on, she looks like a cholla from the west side, the cowboy hat looks ridiculous on her and to be honest im not feeling her smile either. Im not “Nik” picky but cmon guys she aint hot. Shes ok with a good body.
to not hotTacoma says:
It is official
to Tacomathe host of this website is Gay….
If now know why he uses arrows…*he likes it in the butt*
Mom says:
You tell’em Nik my boy. Listen boys and girls. Any hoe who put on that little to pull $5/hr working around dirty old trout like the perv’s in this picture get’s what she deserves.. every STD known to man. Please look at the fat old bastards she has been kissing ass to for shot tip money. You would play to that trash for 50 cent? With her it’s not about the outside but all her sores on the inside.
to MomUnkown says:
Ok so Nik… ever think about putting a picture of yourself up and letting people judge you? This girl may have some flaws but she’s still pretty hot. Must feel pretty tough sitting behind you nifty little website and playing perfect? I’m sure you pull ass like this all the time
to UnkownNik is gay says:
First, Nik is totally gay. There’s not a single thing wrong with this girl.
Second, this girl isn’t even from Arizona. Look up 97.1 FM Talk, and you’ll see it’s a St. Louis radio station. This crappy ass website has become so desperate for lame content that it’s just now posting pics and pretending their from Arizona. So lame.
to Nik is gayperez is a rodeo clown says:
turn on the light Nik…there is a glass door on your closet and everyone can see you’re gay…
to perez is a rodeo clowncaptain obvious says:
97.1 is an L.A. Station you ass weasel!!
to captain obviousK-GIRL says:
She’s pretty hot….I am starting to wonder too
to K-GIRLBaller says:
Nik, man, I’ve been going through this site for a while and have never seen a girl that you said you “would.” Can we get a pic of girl that you would do?
to Baller