WOULD YOU?
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Would You? | April 28th, 2008
EMAIL: Since Cinco De Mayo is right around the corner, I have to ask would you? I would.
Answer: Sorry, but NO… Below shows you why nobody should.
a) Cowboy hats are for butch dyke lesbos.
b) She has a pumpkin nose.
c) Her face color does not match the rest of her body.
d) She has chipmunk cheeps.
e) She has fat joules.
f) She has knuckles coming out of her neck.
g) FAT GUT.
h) Muffin Top.
Hope this diagram helps Emailer.- nik
omg says:
LMFAO!!!!! my sides hurt!
to omgOliver Klosoff says:
Nik. Seriously. You’re gay.
to Oliver Klosoffninja says:
niks gay
to ninjaBruce says:
I think you are smokin crack on this one….she is slammin’ (from what I can see in the pic). At least she doesnt smell like rice….
to Bruceninja says:
she looks hot
to ninjaninja says:
yeah no one talks to her because of the reasons sighted above.
to ninjaninja says:
Seriously dude! You must be GARY (the “R” is silent)
POst a pic of yourself up here!! Afraid the Dirty Army will turn against you?
to ninjaDisagree says:
Really Nik? Fat Gut? Wow someone has been looking at way too many sports illustrated swimsuit issues. Women are supposed to have some body fat and I see none that shouldn’t be there on this hottie.
Nik is so above us
to DisagreejusROLLN says:
nik… ‘some’ of the times you’re right on the mark. but its somewhat stupid and insulting to think your ‘dirty army’ would go along or support your opinion on someone as this girl. i’d like you to put up a pic of yourself and lets see how the ladies pick you apart. i would bet my last dime you’d do this girl so fast it’d make most peoples head spin. i know who you are… you aint all that brother!
to jusROLLNWords of wisdom says:
Those diagrams are not just informative, but funny as hell.
to Words of wisdomWTF says:
It’s ok Nik, I’m gay too. I agree.
to WTFFrank says:
I’d rail her.
to Frankbrasspipe says:
Nik, whatta you talking about? she’s a hottie
to brasspipeBloody Axe Wound says:
I agree with the white trash “cowbot” hat. Knock that off her head and you have a solid 8.625.
to Bloody Axe WoundNik says:
You’re all right! I’m gay!!!
to NikNik says:
You’re gay!!!
to Nikgiligan says:
The girl is banging. Nik your a retard.
to giliganAnonymous says:
Nik put the rock pipe down. This girl is hot
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i agree with nik her face is way to pale, she’s got a nice bod but her face aint hott, so i guess im gay too.
to AnonymousLoubo says:
Ok Nik, I luv you man, but I def WOULD!
to LouboAnonymous says:
You’re getting a little carried away with all this Nik… This one was a bit of a reach. Stick to the refund gaps and neck rubber bands.
to Anonymouswanker says:
$300/hour.
to wankerSt. Mike says:
Congratulations. You have truly outdone yourself, Nik. I don’t think you’re gay. I don’t know any gays as stupid and as aesthetically retarded as you are. I won’t even comment on your lack of judgment (which is a bunch of crap anyway, because you’d lunge at this should it be available to you), but what I loved was “fat joules.” Really? Joules? An energy unit used by physicists? Does she have massive amounts of heat and mechanical energy emanating from her cheeks? From her jowls perhaps?
to St. Mikeoh yeah says:
i would bang her til my greg fell off or she swelled shut whichever came first…lol
to oh yeahHook Em Horns says:
I would do her and yes we all know…Nic is gay. Any straight guy would do her. Heck Im sure some gay guys would even do her
to Hook Em Hornsbrandylynn says:
fat??? what fat???…you’re an idiot
to brandylynnstunod says:
nik is a persian !!!! lol you kiss army rejects are following a drakkar wearing PERSIAN
to stunodmama said... says:
you are right Nik, she is fat! Compared to skinny 12 year old boys, that some people call hot women. That’s hot!
to mama said...?? says:
she is fly
to ??WTF says:
Let those flap jacks loose already
to WTFDang NIkk says:
I gotta say she’s hott!
to Dang NIkkAre you guys retarded? says:
Butter face for sure… I mean, her body’s good but seriously – there is nothing good about that face and she definitely needs some new foundation.
to Are you guys retarded?duh says:
this girl’s NOT FAT…you must think that anorexic chicks are hot.
to duhThe Lawnmower says:
The Lawnmower agrees with Nik. This ding bat is one bag of potato chips away from exploding.
to The LawnmowerEinstein says:
A straight guy not wanting to hit that has got issues.
to EinsteinFrank says:
I live in Boston…she’s hot.
to FrankJustin says:
I would…
to Justinashley says:
Honestly Nik, fat gut?! Wow! I think you need to step back from you dirty stardom and get a grip.
to ashleyMomo says:
Yeah, I wouldn’t say this girl is “slamin.” She’s really cute at best… and that’s good enough for me… for a few nights… and maybe a steak dinner.
But you are funny with the diagrams, nik. And I agree with you on the hat thing. I don’t trust girls that wear hats. It doesn’t make them look cool or hot, it just makes them look like you’re trying to hard. The only occasion that a girl should wear a hat… is never.
In fact, nobody should ever wear a cowboy hat unless you are an actual cowboy… and working on a ranch… and you’re on a horse!
to MomoPost your pic says:
Hey Nik, where is your pic? I bet you look like Howard Stearn. Are you getting any? I don’t think so cause your on your site way to much to get it real. She is hot…remember…she has 3 holes which is one more than you:-)
to Post your picTherehe is says:
There is Nick. Holding the cheap bud light behind the Cinco de Mayo flag…dreaming of getting some action again are you?
to Therehe isPB says:
Your not not that witty anymore. She’s hot and no one has that high of standards. Your gay. Pull the greg out of your mouth and get back to the basics.
to PBDirty Kahuna says:
Wow…she’s pretty hot. I used to think you were straight, but not anymore.
Perez Hilton = pink site, bag on everyone = GAY
to Dirty KahunaNik Richie = pink site, bag on everyone & try to be like Perez = EVEN MORE GAY
Joules says:
I would bang the fat joules out of her. Nik, don’t be gay!
to JoulesLame says:
Ok, you are being way too picky now. She is fine.
to Lameriley says:
I think she’s gorgeous!
to rileyu gay! says:
starting to think this guy nik is gay. this girl would get the business from 99% of guys with a dick. Nik check your yourself
to u gay!The Dude says:
Those are ridiculuos claims…nik loves the weiner it is official
to The DudeThe Dude says:
niks a fag!!
to The DudeDouche Bag Ca-Noodler says:
Wow man, you probably couldn’t even get with her. She’s hot, are u gay or something?
to Douche Bag Ca-Noodler