The Dirty

ASU CHEERLEADERS NEED YOUR HELP!!

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I am sure most of you saw the lead story last night on Fox News.

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I have decided to help try to bring the ASU CHEERLEADING SQUAD back… who knows? My future wife that is not born yet might be a cheerleader and if she is hot might go to ASU? So in the best interest in the future of America I created an email Cheerleaders@thedirty.com.

If you want the program back since I found out it is ran by Mormons who don’t like me very much. I have no idea why? Maybe it is because I let those 2 kids on bikes in my house and made them sit on my couch while I had porn on the TV. I video taped them with a hidden camera as I left to my kitchen because I told them I was going to get them water. Anyway that is another story for another time (video is awesome- I will get it on youtube soon). So please EMAIL cheerleaders@thedirty.com to save the program because UofA cheerleaders are beat.

All emails will be forwarded to Lisa Love (Vice President for University Athletics) and Steve Hanks (Assistant Athletic Director).

Everyone who attended the Undie Run which ASU supported needs to email me to save the Undie Cheerleaders. I want to slam their inboxes so they will love me more! What a joke? One of the largest schools in the nation has no more Cheerleaders. That is for the gays.- nik