Kobe you are next…. and yes, Shaq that is really you.
If I was Shaq in Vegas I would choose PINK, but if I was Nik in Vegas with an assault rifle to my nuts I would choose BLUE.
THE DIRTY ARMY intel: Nik how bout’ this- The guy in the photo below the pink arrow in the PINK shirt - His name is ERIC FESSLER from Long Island NY:
http://www.nyamc.com/nyamc_fraud07302005.htm
AZCENTRAL.COM- This quote is from Tempe chief of Police Tom Ryff - “Shaq specializes in these Internet crimes, and he is mainly about education, both for young people and for parents,” Ryff said. “His message to kids is about the dangers of the net and his message to parents is about proper supervision of their children using the Internet.” But Ryff says he also hopes to use O’Neal’s expertise “as a forensic computer investigator in the crimes against children unit we’re setting up.”
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74 Responses to “Shaquille O’neil Gets Busted By The DIRTY ARMY”
NOT. ROFLMAO its all crooked and junk. Looks totaly retarded. You need a new graphic designer or something.
lol how would this end his career, youre trying to stir up a video with no substance.. nice try though.
Why is Shaq chillin with Fildy? He is a complete tool. I bet big black could whip shaq’s ass. Naw, better yet my boy Kimbo Slice
Don’t get it. What’s the big deal? Doesn’t look like he was at an elementary school for career day. Just sayin’,
what’s the big deal? most people i know have flipped off, mooned (farted or belched in front of, gleeked on, given a wedgie to, etc) their friends. it’s like writing on your passed-out-drunk friend’s face: not a big deal and just messing around.
this video is stupid.
NICE!! I was wondering how long it would take for this vid from ‘HamCam’ to surface….lol! Just let the boys have their damn fun!
I think your jealous Nik cuz he has a bigger d*ck then you and alot more money haha!
For all you dumb a**es out there. The video just supposed to be funny. Shaq’s just play’n. Sure there’s nothing more intended. Thanks for the laugh Nik………
you need to stop hating on people who have better jobs than you….
You’re almost to your 1 million views goal, only 999,119 views to go!!
oh man, this guy’s career is OVER! you SO got HIM!
yeah if you’re gonna diss Shaq for that you’re a F*ckin queer. he’s having fun, not flipping out or starting drama.. leave his ass alone, he’s going through enough this season, WE SUCKED, ya we know. Nik are you becoming a drama queen or what? Is this all you got?
So, in the past week or so we’ve had pics of the mentally handicapped, a political conspiracy theory video, pics of regular (albeit hefty) women waiting in line for lunch….and, now, a video of one of the nicer ’superstar’ athletes goofing off with his friends. What a ridiculous lack of quality.
The Dirty is becoming The Boring.
spell his goddamn name right. O’Neal.
the man was in blue chips, alright? Won like 6 oscars
What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP
reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site ”Wealthy loves.com” and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
I’m just curious as to why that other guy wants to high five Shaq so bad after Shaq just spread his cheeks. Odd.
Yeah Nik needs to keep it real. I have followed the site for a few months and between the slow loading ads and normal pictures of average looking chicks out having fun getting railed upon….it seems to be losing its edge. Still love thedirty though!
If you zero in on the black hole there is something that might resemble a microphone but that is just shaq rocking ruff and tuff with his afro puffs !!! I heard Shawnee used to trim them up before games but now since she isn’t around its been outta control ! Thanks NIK
adult director luther king takes lessons from shaq. they are experts at exposing big black cheeks.
Not only is this site starting to suck, but when you send in emails with pics, he just makes up what he wants to write and not whats in the email…what a load of crap this is….
This site used to be funny. Now it’s all about the number of hits for Nik, what a sell out.
Nik try to keep it “Dirty”
Every day This site becomes more like Perez Hilton, The Colors Dirty TV, Just Like Perez TV, TRying to Stir up Drama With Celebrities, Im just saying for a guy you hate on all the time, It sure seems like you are desperately trying to be like him
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love how Nik changed his caption below the video from the whole, “I busted Shaq…copy this link and email it to everyone…lets get 1,000,000 views…blah, blah, blah,” to, “Kobe you are next…. and yes, Shaq that is really you.” Way to eat your words d-bag.
that was nothing - seriously this site just jumped the shark
When Shaq was playing for the Lakers back in the day and MARRIED, a friend of mine who was a Laker girl at the time had a three-way with him and another girl. Nice guy.
Nik, why is it you post some comments, but not all?
If you want to embarass Shaq just post up some clips of that F’d up Genie movie. This video is really lame
TO CRUZIN– HE DOESNT BECAUSE YOUR A TOOL YOU DEUCH 
Party Gorilla aka Sir Humpalot aka fag,
Spellcheck is a great resource. Use it. Let me help you this one time.
“To Cruzin’-He doesn’t because you’re a tool, you douche.”
Your welcome, meathead. By the way, how is OCC treating you in your 10th year?
“Are you any good?”
“Just feed me the rock and you’ll find out”
Yeah, Cruzin, its, “You’re welcome, meathead.” Not, “your welcome.”
Why are you keeping this at the top??? It is like you think you broke the Watergate story. What is the big deal?
HEY,
THIS WONT GET POSTED, BECAUSE NIK HAS BLOCKED MY IP, BUT IN CASE HE DIDN’T I JUST WANTED TO PUT MY 2 CENTS IN AND SAY I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU NIK RICHIE. TAKE MY SISTER OFF YOUR SITE!!!
Ok??? Even when you go overboard on some stuff and I think some of the burrito stuff has to be fake, I like this site….BUT.
WTF? OK what exactly did you “get” Shaq for here? OMG he extended his middle finger! He mooned a camera and…and adults were around! Get real. Shaq is a pretty good person who does a lot for the community he lives in…especially for an athlete…and he always has. I am sure the guy has flaws but being a overall D bag like many athletes is not one of them and you are trying to “out” him? For what..with what?
Now you are busting on him because the Tempe PD is having them help educate kids about online predators? WOW congrats! I think I finally will join the ones that say why don’t you out yourself on here and pronounce yourself a D bag…because for this you deserve it.
Really you should admit you f’d up and take this one down.
It’s called sarcasm, dumbass. And the next time you want everyone to realize that you’re laughing while writing your witty e-mails, just one or two hahas will do just fine. What are you, a 12-year-old girl? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Shaq sucks.
This whole Shaq post started out stupid and has only gotten worse. Quit adding on to it. It’s not helping. The whole thing doesn’t even make sense anymore (Not that it did to begin with). Are we suppposed to be mad at Shaq or happy that he is helping?? I don’t get it??
Now we know why he sucked all season he was off effn around in the studio with korn
I love how no one points out this photo was taken at a charity event for children with autism and Eric Fesler’s wife is the founder of the foundation that is why he is there. Shaq and him aren’t friends.
yur all fags……shaqs retarted like every other star, hope he chokes on his own ego
AS MANY HOT CHICKS AS YOU DISS, I THINK U WOULD CHOOSE SHAQ IF U WERE IN VEGAS.
That was good.- nik
you guys are tools. shaq can do what he wants. he’s the real deal
Shaqs OK but the trouble with this vidd is everyone already done seen that
caboose ad nauseum cuase he been showin it ON the court for almost 2 years. Too bad too…..
This is NOT a BIG DEAL - unless you don’t have anything else to do with your life - please don’t email me with this kind of stuff again.
intersting he’s hanging with the girls that work at LAX. The two girls are brittney and Grace. The owners probably paid them to make sure he goes to the club..so lame.
Shaq, thank you very much for showing another thing to show what an idiot you are. You are a worthless piece of crap playing basketball and even a worthless piece of crap for screwing around on your wife. Lets see if you can get aids right you discusting hog. You only wish Kobe would “Lick Your REAR”. As big as it is you would Kobe or anyone else Would BE GONE FOREVER!!! I hope your wife takes you for everything and more of your net worth and you know thats the only thing your worth is from your possessions and money…cause your not worth a crap in anything else.
Shaq has a hot bubble butt! and I want his big black dick in my tight ass!
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
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Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
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