Caption of the Day

Posted in Melbourne, The Dirty | May 20th, 2008

DIRTY ARMY here is your beautiful picture for “Caption (Comment) of the Day”. The Champ. Please be funny and not racist.

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Caption of the Day
  1. May 21, 2008 at 6:16 am

    highway291 says:

    Dude next time you take me up the butt until I blow buttermilk out my nose I am not letting you clean the poop off your d*ck on my teeth, I can’t get it out of the cracks.

    Reply to highway291
  2. May 21, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Nicoleeee says:

    Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt…the early years

    Reply to Nicoleeee
  3. May 21, 2008 at 7:43 am

    90210 says:

    you know how i know your gay…..

    Reply to 90210
  4. May 21, 2008 at 8:10 am

    TT Man says:

    You’re right! Metal polish does work better than Crest! Your teeth are brighter than your belt buckle.

    Reply to TT Man
  5. May 21, 2008 at 8:11 am

    DEETOTHEMO says:

    Looks like a gay Ace Ventura on the left… “Alllllll Riiiiiiighty Then!”

    Reply to DEETOTHEMO
  6. May 21, 2008 at 8:39 am

    Caliboy says:

    Are we getting taller?

    Reply to Caliboy
  7. May 21, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Walter says:

    Not Funny Nik, not funny one bit. Why can’t two obviously Flaming Gay Dudes wearing little girl clothes sell Mac in peace at fashion square mall?

    Reply to Walter
  8. May 21, 2008 at 9:57 am

    yoo says:

    “Sheila, are you seriously taking more myspace pics again? I told you a thousand times mate, myspace is for the emos who wear girl clothes.”

    Reply to yoo
  9. May 21, 2008 at 10:01 am

    hmm says:

    Looks like Marlin found Nemo.

    Reply to hmm
  10. May 21, 2008 at 10:07 am

    yuppp says:

    “Mate, that belt buckle is way to big, it makes your package look small.”
    “What? Are you serious!? But i love this belt buckle, it’s from Paris!”
    “The styles have changed, its time to dress like americans. See I can wear this baseball shirt, and everyone will think I play baseball, but really I just bought it from AMERICAN Apparel, see how clever I am?”
    “Ohhhh, well why didn’t you tell me were supposed to dress like americans, I would have never put on this outfit for my new myspace album.”

    Reply to yuppp
  11. May 21, 2008 at 10:10 am

    yoo says:

    “That diet your on is really working, you can see your sex lines. What diet are you on? I need to do it.”
    “Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m gonna pass out, I eat a pickle.”

    Reply to yoo
  12. May 21, 2008 at 10:29 am

    stankin Scottsdale says:

    That’s it… look how serious we are! We are starting our gay band, And we will tour the countryside to California and you won’t be invited!

    Reply to stankin Scottsdale
  13. May 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    frankie says:

    “gawwd hurry up and take the picture i don’t want my little sister to come in and see that you stole her shirt…”

    Reply to frankie
  14. May 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    S-uh says:

    Looks like these two are on their way to Jazzercize in Neverland.

    Reply to S-uh
  15. May 21, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    S-uh says:

    D-bag 1: Do you think we look too matchy-matchy tonight?

    D-bag 2: What are you talking about? I think we look fierce, both individually and collectively. And besides, our bangs are totally opposite tonight!

    D-bag 1: Oh snap! Good point girl!

    Reply to S-uh
  16. May 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    DD says:

    A young Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora pose for their album cover.

    Reply to DD
  17. May 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    S-uh says:

    Is that Ryan Cabrera on the left? Joe Simpson never would’ve approved that get-up!

    Reply to S-uh
  18. May 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Nephew Inc says:

    Guess gays wear hand me ups from their little sisters

    Reply to Nephew Inc
  19. May 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Horsey says:

    Just a touch more jizz in my hair should just about do it. Care to share.

    Reply to Horsey
  20. May 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    a3n says:

    your clue is giving me a clue.
    omg i have a raging clue, lets follow your clue.

    Reply to a3n
  21. May 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Jeff Aurenhammer says:

    I’ll take ‘Giant Dooshbag Butt Humpers’ for $200, Alex.

    Reply to Jeff Aurenhammer
  22. May 21, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    HAha says:

    Yes, we are gay. Very gay.

    Reply to HAha
  23. May 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    WTFever says:

    Spencer and Heidi before MTV

    Reply to WTFever
  24. May 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Lame says:

    Givng Emos a bad name…they look way too happy.

    Reply to Lame
  25. May 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Ericveli says:

    “I’m like so pissed, it’s my turn to wear the big belt buckle. I get to wear it for 2 days in a row now.”

    Reply to Ericveli
  26. May 21, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Dirty dirty says:

    ” Dude I think we went to Far” Come on nick lets just cuddle again!

    Reply to Dirty dirty
  27. May 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Xero says:

    Unsure of your sexuality? Afraid to admit your gay? Step up and wear one of our “Big Ass Belt Buckles”. The only way to prove you’re straight.

    Reply to Xero
  28. May 21, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Zeb says:

    Lime green belts are the new gay.

    Reply to Zeb
  29. May 21, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Michael04 elliot says:

    I guess no one wears the pants in this relationship…

    Reply to Michael04 elliot
  30. May 21, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    RobP says:

    No! We’re not Hanna Montana Stunt Doubles

    Reply to RobP
  31. May 21, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    SSSniper says:

    I’m so happy. My belt buckle covers my mangina…

    Reply to SSSniper
  32. May 21, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    FreeB says:

    Got to send this picture to our little sis. She’ll flip when she sees us in her clothes!

    Reply to FreeB
  33. May 21, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    abandoned1 says:

    You think they will notice our hair?

    Reply to abandoned1
  34. May 21, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    BigBoyMark says:

    Now smile… All my Myspace friends are going to be so jealous!

    Reply to BigBoyMark
  35. May 22, 2008 at 4:16 am

    ~Karen~ says:

    Your belt matches my boxers.. ~~Cheese~~

    Reply to ~Karen~
  36. May 22, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Rick J says:

    Tubesteak smothered in underwear?? Oh Yeah!!! were having it tonight!!!!

    Reply to Rick J
  37. May 22, 2008 at 7:13 am

    foc says:

    Eat your heart out Pete Wintz. BIATCH!

    Reply to foc
  38. May 22, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Otis D. says:

    My Gay-dar gun is registering them at 110% – Maximum Gay.

    Reply to Otis D.
  39. May 22, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    itz me says:

    Does my belt buckle make my greg look small?

    Reply to itz me
  40. May 22, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    DonReedo says:

    Scene? We are so not “scene” are we Ted? F*cking right we aren’t. Wheres your sisters hairspray?

    Reply to DonReedo
  41. May 24, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    johnny d says:

    anyone remember the glow worms?

    Reply to johnny d
  42. May 26, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Elvis says:

    Ohh your load made my teeth look lovely and pearly white.

    Reply to Elvis
  43. June 3, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Lillith says:

    … I just found my new boyfriends.

    Reply to Lillith
  44. August 27, 2008 at 9:10 am

    toni D says:

    that looks like my friend derek betcher!

    Reply to toni D

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