Kobe Bryant- You Are Dirty
Strong DIRTY ARMY Intel just came in about Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Curry… his wife’s last name isn’t Curry… uht ooooo! I thought players are not allowed to touch the dancers?
Anyone else notice the damage control that the Lakers are doing? DIRTY ARMY try to find images of Vanessa Curry… not that easy as you can see here the Lakers Organization is trying to delete her from existence. Wonder Why? Her link magically got deleted, but don’t worry we have an insider in the DIRTY ARMY. Details to come.
Note: The DIRTY ARMY broke this story (FYI) because it might be kinda big.- nik
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54 Responses to “Kobe Bryant- You Are Dirty”
Wait…an NBA athlete cheating on his wife? Impossible! You might as well “break” a story that says lettuce at the supermarket isn’t as fresh at 4 pm as it is at 9 am. Douche. Oh, and Zenmaster, it wasn’t consentual, because consentual isn’t a word. It was, however, consensual. And so was the other one, which is why Kobe didn’t go to jail. Moron.
Those two dames in the middle could play for the LA WNBA team. I love that at the bottom of the picture it says “Makeup provided by MAC.”
What a lame attempt at being controversial. NBA players cheat on their wives…big deal. He’s not the pope, he’s an entertainer. Everyone rich and famous in LA cheats. What’s the big deal?
Nik check your email. The Dirty Army has delivered.
p.s. Just cause he didn’t go to jail doesn’t mean what he did wasn’t illegal. It’s called paying the hoe off. Not the first time it’s been done. Douche
Let’s see the little pipsqueak try to weasel out of another mess by offering me up to the law. I am the law! Hey SuzyQ your hubby mind if I tap that?
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was dealing with authorities on fact. Yes, of course, a member of the “Dirty Army” should be the one to lecture me on the nuances of law. So sorry.
i know for a fact thats not the only chick he’s bangin! Theres a girl named Amber that works at Hooters in DFW (Grapevine TX) thats gettin some lovin. He flew her out to the Nuggets/Lakers game in Denver for the playoffs. What a dirt bag!!! More details to come!
I laugh at all the kids who look up to him and say he’s their role model. Losers. I live in LA and I hate Kobe. He’s a great player, but I hate him and the Lakers.
I say “bang them all”. That’s my motto. Didn’t Jack Nicholson say that in a “Few Good Men”?
Please let this be true. I welcome anything that will implode kobe and his team. So nik, whatever you have let it out ASAP!!!!!!!!
Why are these women such sluts, the guys only use them and would never ever marry them
What pisses me off is not necessarily that he’s cheating, but that the stupid wife is fine just as long as he gives her a damn rock.
Good, i’m glad he’s cheating on his gold digging bitch whore of a wife. His wife Vanessa is such a skanky.
GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And hey retards.. Matt Leinart, Josh Lewis, other U of A football players, Nick Lachey, and the likes can be made a fool of on here.. but you’re not going to “get” anyone with the money & power to hire a good PR person or spin doctor. So lets all just RELAX and watch this CLINIC the Lake-Show is going to put on the San Antonio before the Spurs begin their WNBA season.
Nik, let Perez worry about celebs & stuff, stick to the locals that we all know and love!
FYI - for all you people who think you know about the Kobe rape case in CO, you really need to check your sources. She knowingly went up there to have sex with him, but got mad because he tried to stick it in her ass. heard that from both her friends and the Assistant DA (who no longer works in CO).
You are an idiot…….put your word of the day calendar away and quit trying to act like a cool guy. If I was only as smart as you…….
Go create and post a new site..like….Iamajackass.com
1. Koby’s a D!CK.
2. His wife stays around because she likes the money.
3. Koby’s a D!CK.
4. St. Mike you’re an A$$hole.
Players and cheerleaders have been doing it since the beginning of time(or at least when sports started). You know Dwight Howard knocked up a cheerleader last year right? Putting that aside what keeps me from believing this particular one is that you’re basing it on her picture being removed? So? She could’ve left the team or something doesn’t necessarily means its about Kobe. Surely there’s more to this if you’re basing this on her pic being removed.
Kobe cheating doesn’t surprise me I figured he would again at some point(although hopefully be smarter about it). And I’m sure Vanessa is aware of it and doesn’t care and they both are fine with this arrangement so I personally have no issue with it. Their marriage they have to deal with it not me. At the end of the day most athletes marriages involve adultery and the wife accepts it for whatever reason. They don’t judge my life I won’t judge theirs(as long as nothing illegal is going on)
Besides I don’t rely on celebrities as role models they aren’t perfect nobody is.
hahaha…so pathetic!Finally the suns get somewhat of a victory over the SHOW… SUNS LICK BALLS!!! Banner #15 coming to la soon
Players and Cheerleaders have been hooking up for as long as I can remember. And it usually is a no-no hence the woman ends up getting bounced. That’s pretty much what happened with Dwight Howard and that cheerleader he knocked up. Putting that aside in this case I’m not sure I believe that to be the reason why she’s been removed from the Lakers picture. Only because surely you have more to this story than that? Kobe cheating again doesn’t surprise me I figured he would. And I’m sure Vanessa is aware and doesn’t care. So be it their marriage I have no issue with it. I don’t rely on celebs as role models they aren’t perfect anymore than we are.
Come on Laker fans, you know you are going to lose to the Celts if you make it to the finals so dont get too excited. Kobe is a raper, he didnt go to jail for the same reason OJ got away w/ murder, $ makes the world go around. Lakers Suck!
Boston BLOWS and you’re a dumbass. Kobe is hardly a raper, get real and open your eyes! GO LAKERS!!!!!!!
I love how people write lakers suck yet look where they are. Suns are the ones who suck. Suns are rebuilding. Lakers could possibly win a title the next 4 years.
Laker haters and LA haters,Get in Line with the rest of the world,you wish you were us so keep living a lie,as far as Boston fans,please GIANT TOOLS…
Laker haters and LA haters,Get in Line with the rest of the world,you wish you were us so keep living a lie,as far as Boston fans,please, GIANT TOOLS…
It’s rapist not raper. Must be from Boston. Go Lakers!
It’s kinda like sex with Kobe Bryant…You can fight it…But…It’s gonna happen. It’s gonna happen.
Stewie Griffin
Oh, the wit is killing me. Iamajackass.com? Did you come up with that on your own? I guess if you geniuses say it’s rape, well, it must be rape. I’m not going to argue with mental titans like you. But while we’re talking…this isn’t even going to bring down his marriage, let alone his career. NBA wives have a support group for this stuff. They know what they’re getting into. And, Mike, honestly, you’re so stupid that I’m embarrased. Nice try, but rape’s a federal crime, dude. “Paying the hoe off” doesn’t get state prosecutors off your back if there’s even a shred of evidence. There wasn’t. Do you have a semen sample from Kobe that you’d like to share? If not, shut up until you know more than you can get from your bro-ho girlfriend’s tattoo artist (who she’s riding on Friday nights, by the way).
You losers need to get a life! Who cares who he sleeps with as long as he keeps winning. He is a basketball player, not a cardinal! Who cares what he does during his private time. There are far better avenue to invest your energy than just starting trouble!
Forget about Kobe, I just had to come on here to say Lakers bandwagon fans are probably some of the most annoying fans in all of sports. And Kobe must be the only guy in the world that could be accused of rape and still have people trying to defend his honor…GTFOH!!
XMAS Says:
May 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
It’s kinda like sex with Kobe Bryant…You can fight it…But…It’s gonna happen. It’s gonna happen.
Stewie Griffin
NO douche, it’s “It’s like sex with Kobe Bryant, you can kick and scream all you want….but it’s gonna happen” PETER GRIFFIN
I feel bad that for as hott as Kobe’s wife is she’s just as pathetic and insecure. rather live the good life than live a repsectful life. Somone give her parents an award
I love all the people that “know for a fact” that Kobe has slept with such and such from Dallas, and every other city known to man…
Heres what I “know for a fact”
You are all idiots and dont know your left from your right, and some of you have actually begun to believe that you are mini celebs because of your postings and extensive “knowledge???” on everything…
I give it up to you guys because you are all the smartest duh duh dees (thats retarded to those not familiar with carlos mencia) in the world…
Nik, I love the site. You are a genius
that whore wanted that big black mandingo snake….. why you think white women chas after black men to read them a bed time story get real!! they are just now finding out what black women alreadyb knew!!! dumb whor##. while they was running thinking they wanted to snatch their purses think of what their ole whor## butts could have had!
and they say black women are golddiggers… uh i think not ….. white women cant wait to get their hands on a rich black ball player and they getting the best sex too… best of both worlds…. those whores have to be whores to get it though!
I watch the NBA because I like to see the hairy armpits.
ill bet your not to cute, cutie pie! If the rich black ball players are dumb enough to sleep with white women for money, then they are all a bunch of low class losers! I think thats called PROSTITUTION, cutie pie.
never heard of this website before today so im not going to take anything on this gossip site seriously,just trying to distract the lakers with an bs story about an affair between kobe and the cheerleader.
kobe isnt stupid,he is not going to get caught up in another situation where a whore can scream rape,whoever planted this story needs to get a life…….DIE HARD LAKERS FAN WHO STANDS BY KOBE AND THE LAKERS THIS STORY IS CRAP!
lettingUknow Says:
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I love all the people that “know for a fact” that Kobe has slept with such and such from Dallas, and every other city known to man…
Heres what I “know for a fact”
You are all idiots and dont know your left from your right, and some of you have actually begun to believe that you are mini celebs because of your postings and extensive “knowledge???” on everything…
I give it up to you guys because you are all the smartest duh duh dees (thats retarded to those not familiar with carlos mencia) in the world…
Nik, I love the site. You are a genius
That classic:
Carlos Mencia? You are quoting Carlos Mencia? Really?
the same lovefest he has with his team right now is as fake as when the the kobster said he doesn’t even look at any other girls a few years ago.
ABT - Anyone but lakers
His wife was trying to order a coffee shop employee around at Crystal Cove. I didn’t know who she was at the time, I called her a maid and asked her what time her break was over before she went back to make the beds. I was then told who she was. Told her I didn’t care, she looked like a maid to me. Rude sperm bucket she deserves to be treated like that by her boy.
To 714 Mike…
Yep…I had to quote Mencia on this one…lol…
Sorry…lol
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Nik you are a F-*-G come up with something interesting b*tch
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I guess this means the wife will be getting another rock. Once question though, seeing this was consentual will the rock be smaller than last time?
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