Weird, Lisa Estrada head of the Laker Girls organization at the LAKERS has stopped emailing me all the sudden in regards to “Resignation” information? (She was responding to my emails really fast. Lisa what happened? I was in love… I think you might be the one!) She must be busy with the playoffs… every Laker Girls Dream! Everyone from the Laker camp has gone silent and nobody from Kobe’s legal has reached out to shut me up. Usually if a story isn’t true LEGAL would be banging down my door. Vanessa Curry how is your “HOSTING” career going in HAYWARD, CA? Honestly how much did they pay you under the table? FISHY? I hope everyone is taking this time to get their stories straight.- nik
*The Dirty is in no way affiliated and/or in association with the Lakers franchise.*
DIRTY ARMY intel was received about an alleged torrid affair between Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Curry (not his wife, Vanessa Bryant). The Dirty Source stated this was definitely a cloak and dagger affair… completely covert. The Dirty Source is holding images as well. This alleged affair lead to the forced resignation of Vanessa from the 07-08 Laker Girls Squad. We reached out to Vanessa and the Laker’s organization to get statements. The Lakers claim that Vanessa resigned from the squad to pursue a “hosting career”. Vanessa obviously did not want to speak… though BTW she has a sexy voice!
This DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. If you are 18 years old, lived in Hayward, CA, are the hottest of the Laker Girls and your team is in the NBA playoffs… WOULD YOU QUIT DURING THE PLAYOFFS???? EXXXXXACTLY!
SHE IS A HOT (5.678234) 18 YEAR OLD AND HAAARD TO RESIST PLAYING BALL WITH! Vanessa Curry The DIRTY ARMY Salutes you… Please touch our knees and was it consensual? Just Sayin’.
**Photo creations courtesy of The DIRTY ARMY**
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156 Responses to “Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**”
Old news… VC has been hooking up with Kobe since all star break.
Curry is way better looking than Kobe’s soon to be Ex Vanessa? I am getting confused with all these Vanessa’s. Isn’t Kobe’s daughter named Vanessa?
Not for nothing, but a male generally never cheats once.
Kobe shouldn’t be married in the first place. Anyone esle besides Karl Malone notice Kobe loves Mexicans.
Kobe have you met Matt Leinart? You guys should hang out.
I went to high school with Vanessa (kobe’s wife). She should be in Dirty Newport!!!!!
Remember when this happen last time, Kobe was averaging 50 pts. This is a good thing for the Lakers.
Trade BYNUM! Nik you should tell the loose canons about this! I blame VTB!
No girl in their right mind would quick right now. I am with nik on this one.
Kobe likes his girls mexican and thick. GROSS. She is a 3 tops.
Hey da gurl isz 18 years old of course kobe gon hit dat look how he started wit vanessa 1 vanessa 2 no kids kobe beat dat Sh*&^It up what da hell but gurl dont let let him pump u up and i hope he use a comdom !!!!!!! remember he like it from da back!!!
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online ad*lt service seeki ngsugarm omma com
Kobe has zero points right now. 2 minutes left until half. He must have the Vanessas on his mind.
Last time he got caught with another woman, his wife got a 3 million dollar ring.. I wonder what she’s getting this time.
dude Kobe Bryant needs to lay of the 5.67834’s. did anyone else see that white b*tch he banged in the *ss? She was like a 4.35678. NOT HOT. You would think that the best player in the NBA in a city like LA could get just about any woman he wants…. why does this dirty SOB cheat on his wife with chicks that are NOT as hot as her?? Isnt the whole point of cheating on your wife/girlfriend to get a temporary upgrade?
How do I book this Ho for a Shane’s World shoot? She screams College Invasion! If Kobe don’t want her, I’ll give her a workout anytime!
Hey “Anonymous”…see that 4th quarter? Kobe sucks, huh?
If Kobe done this and you got pics, why aren’t the pics on the web page? Maybe cause you ain’t got them? Kind of nice timing for some attention?
So true…but she is one of many. She was just a regular for him…Next!
These girls he’s banging are totally gross. You’d think that a prominent guy like him could do SO much better. All of these girls are bottom of the barrel losers, and it is anyone’s guess why he is willing to settle for them.
Not only is he the best player in the NBA, but he’s also the best looking and has one of the highest contracts in the league. He probably doesn’t even know his worth yet, like a hot girl in Newport who doesn’t know she’s hot.
Kobe, you just got the MVP. Raise your standards A LOT when it comes to women!
thats my guy. dont be hatin on kobe. black mamba is just bein kobe. he can do what he want. hes the baddest man in the nba.
we up 1-0. imma go get me some hypno.
I hang with the girls. Nothing cloak and dagger about it. We all know… They’re old news. Surprised it didn’t come out way earlier.
Wondered where he got the MVP driven inspiration this season. A hot 18 year old is a great reason!
what is the big deal kobe is the man in the nba he should be able to beat as much cheeks as he wants to.. get on all the laker girls you greezy negroid!!! btls.com bubba army
who cares…maybe he banged her at halftime cause that 2nd half was sick
Since you monitor what you allow posted, let’s see if you post this. The reason Vanessa left the Lakers had to do with another player, not the one you received your info on. Take one guess what you just stepped into. Why tell you this? You figure it out.
Vanessa Bryant is better looking than both the girls he got caught cheating with COMBINED. Why do guys always cheat with someone uglier? Please, men, I would love to know…
MaFresh Reply:
May 12th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
We cheat with uglier girls coz they compansate thier bad looks with some good EFFING. Period!
Maybe it’s a set-up to keep Kobe’s mind distracted during playoffs. Good work, San Antonio.
If it’s true, post unphotoshopped pictures or video. Chances are it isn’t true.
Good for Kobe. His wife is probably an old truck by now. Trade her in for the brand new model.
yawn. who cares? you are racist and nobody will take this homo site seriously
I’d lick her in the pooper before Kobe sticks it in….Damn Fine Chick.
CAN YOU DIG IT….
I’ve been looking for her, she snorted all my blow. damn her, she owes me. frikking slunt.
Makes all the sense to me… Time to trade up though Mr. MVP!
Doin’ the butt. Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin’ the butt. Hey sexy, sexy Ain’t nothing wrong, if you
wanna do the butt all night long
Phil gave Shaq a copy of Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintaince, did he give Kobe the Kama Sutra?
Bang who you want Kobe, you’re still a little bitch. How many rings you got since Shaq left?
Ruby Slippers, if you’re telling the truth the situation looks bleak for Vanessa. If not Kobe than who? Luke “Eyeliner” Walton, Sasha “Stupid LakerGirl Headband” Vujujujujcic, Lamar “sweats while sitting still” Odom, Derek “mini me” Fisher?
Curry’s alright (small tits tho), but definately not hot enough to get divorced over. Or at least drop another $4mil on another apology ring. But then again Kobe’s got a thing for Mexican girls, and she probably knows how to f**k.
To quote Borat “she has the asshole of an 8 year old girl”.
Until Kobe is done digging it out that is.
Regarding Vanessa Bryant: First off, she is fine. But regardless of that, you show me the hottest woman out there, and I’ll show you the guy who is tired of her crap.
does anyone have any legit info on this?? you say it was a cloak and dgger stroke between the sheets? this is cloak and dagger info..where are the pics(not photoshopped) and the other Laker she was bruising her knees for? when you print the names of those involved than it’s news otherwise its just rumors. he should of hit this news anchor in Denver when he had the chance..hit me up and ill let you know about that.
Get a life “The Dirty”
Photoshopped pictures and a “source” in which you claim to have, but don’t show is sooooo believeable.
Well I have a source that says you will die if you don’t take this story down. Believe that as well.
you are racist and nobody will take this homo site seriously–I concur.
HAHAHAHA!!! The reason no one’s contacting you is because you’re the smallest fish in a huge pond. Get over yourself and your Photoshopped “breaking news.” They’ve come to the conclusion that you’re not a threat: (A) you haven’t said anything new–we’d be surprised if he were faithful. (B) you have no pictures to even prove this boring rumor true. (C) even if the whole thing proves to be the greatest scoop ever, no self-respecting organization is ever going to link to your racist, misspelled and non-grammatical, shoddily-constructed, slow-loading site. Maybe the Arizona Republic’s website will give you a shout. Maybe TMZ will mention your name. But IF a real news organization picks it up, you think they want to send their viewers to see your horribly written rants about “noodles”? No. They’ll mention the Republic, TMZ, etc. Stick to what you’re good at. You’re a z-list wannabe.
I think kobe should pay his attention on playoffs ,get more ring!go !from china
OK, so you can’t figure it out. Sheesh. You just keep on claiming and not delivering. The more websites that quote you as the source, the better for you. Since when did you start naming your inside sources?
The “other player” I referred too, was handed a number. If you knew anything about pro ball and the rah rah squad, that act will get you a goodbye pass. If your source was the head of the rah rah squad, you’d have the story right. Prove me wrong, post those pics you say you have instead of just changing the subject. Or maybe tell these folks that TMZ looked into this long before you did and came up with the truth, and it wasn’t worth publishing.
Go for it, playboy.
if kobe’s legal team told you to shut up, the media would be alerted of this rumor and the public will become aware of it.
as everyone knows even though the rumor might be false, there still will be doubters with kobe’s track record.
as of right now, the media hasn’t cared, so why fuel the fire?
also, rewarding sites like yours with free publicity should be avoided at all costs
honestly i keep hearing it was a kiss and not that big of a deal.. hope you can actually back up the info with facts?
My girlfriend is a Laker girl….she told me about this a long time ago….it’s been going on for a while…I’m sure some there are pictures out there….
I’m gonna stop wasting time here. As a goodbye, I find it ironic that here I am giving you true inside information and you just keep trying to bring attention to yourself. I will tell you this, I do have an insider and it’s not me. No way am I gonna give up my source. Or anything that gives a clue as to that source. If I gave the whole story to you it would reveal my source and another job would be lost.
Who really got the raw deal on this was Vanessa. If I did give you the whole story, you’d just ignore it anyway because there is nothing in it that get’s you the attention you thrive on. You remind me of Peewee Herman.
IT IS SO TRUE…PICTURES WILL SOON TURN UP…YOU WAIT AND SEE !!!!
Mustard Says:
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Phil gave Shaq a copy of Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintaince, did he give Kobe the Kama Sutra?
Bang who you want Kobe, you’re still a little bitch. How many rings you got since Shaq left?
I
I
V
–Looks like Kobe Got at lease one little brown ring put on his purple crayon since Shaq left…
So you’re in the celeb gossip biz now Nik? Maybe you should put yourself on this site.
Nik if you don’t show a reliable source and unphotoshopped pictures this will stay as just rumours.
You now claim to have emails from that Estrada chick, prove it.
Kobe is a jackass i’m not defending him, but if you’re gonna bust him, bust him good.
Nik is on the site pants. Hey if you are from Scottsdale remember when Shaq was cheating on his wife with Jessica from SIX. He would fly her out for sex all the time. Nik, you should dig that info up there are about 30 sources on that one.
No cheerleader in there right mind would quit the team right now.
So far I haven’t seen anything Nic has claimed he’s got since this thing broke here. All Nic can say is nobody is talking to him. Maybe because your info is a non issue to them.
I think you made this thing up and now your credibility is on the line. I anticipate your next step will be to make up even more, like a baby crying louder for attention.
Your words are empty, show us the proof u say u got, not more of your words.
Thanks Kobe Lover and it is spelled Nik rookie.- nik
“Court Clown” an appropriate name for you based upon your foolish comments. Go figure…
I agree with Makes Sense. I am sure this is just one of many on Kobe’s list…Wouldn’t you? Nik you rock!Thanks for the story.
Nic, I’m not even a rookie. I don’t even watch basketball. But I would like to see Kobe take a fall behind something like this. Has to do with his arrogance. By making claims then not backing them up with the evidence you say you have, it’s you that’s helping Kobe. It’s like crying “wolf”, less people will take it seriously if you do come up with something. They won’t believe you.
I realize nik is your internet name. I also knew exactly what I was doing by calling myself the Court Clown. If I got on a basketball court, that’s exactly what I would be. How about you?
I hear Nik has hooked up with Kobe’s old lady. GO FOR IT DUDE!
God bless the internet. Without it half of you would still be playing D&D in your parents basement.
Kobe is a b*tch but if he’s getting action let him. Until I see this on a reliable site I will take it for what it is….Jealous gossip.
all lie!kobe loves his girls and his wife so much that he will never cheat!!!never ever!!!!!!don’t be such a bitch to gossip this kind of so called dirty news!!!!!take care of your personal life first
St.Mike…that was effing beautiful. Nik (like many people in this awful city of Scottsdale) has a warped sense of how important he is and the impact he has on others. You’re right…he’s a “big fish” in this small town of Scottsdale. But that is IT.
oops. I re-read what St. Mike wrote and made the wrong reference to the “big fish” comment. But whatever, both were accurate regarding Nik.
Nikkk,
Have you seen the photos? or is your allegation based on hearsay from your ‘unidentified’ source? Unless you have something solid, spreading rumors like this can get you in deep sh*t given that you are making the statement, not a blogger, which has been your lawsuit-protection in the past… plus, the alegation does not stem from another post/website, which was Perez’s defense in his lawsuit by DJ Samantha Ronson.
Your allegation DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. If you have them, why haven’t you posted them? They would obviously bring much more visibility and money to your website vs. the ‘hearsay’ you have just posted now, which is what this is ultimately all about, right?
Eitherway, your Dirty Army and I welcome your response.
Not a rumor… I cannot afford to buy the images and I do not have the images. If sued… I want to go to court so I can put Vanessa Curry on the stand and the Dirty Source. Kobe’s legal is smart enough to know this already. I got a bigger story coming in a couple weeks. My source is legit. I am not going after Kobe for fun. Honestly I think he is a great basketball player, but the DIRTY ARMY wanted me to leak it so I did.- nik
Oh god I can’t wait to see this! I always knew he was a dirty dog. I knew a girl he was screwing, and he just stopped calling her. Security told her that if she called again they would paint her as a stalker and she had to let him go. I’m glad he is going down, finally getting what he has done to others!
A bigger story in a couple weeks? Like the pictures you said you already had, and now say you cannot afford?
Wow… keep hating on me. I am standing behind my source. Sorry.- nik
If you show up in court, looks like you will get that opportunity to get Vanessa on the stand. Her lawyers are now also on board.
But, I’m just a nobody liar, huh Nik?
Ruby Slippers P.S.- You are a Kobe fan I get it. FYI you are researching the wrong guy, but tell your people that George Washington was the first president of the United States if they want to look back in time.- nik
Sorry Nikkk, no evidence = rumor, which means your allegation still DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. As much as one may want to believe you, why would someone come to you with this story given the so many venues your ’source’ could go to who really have the funds to pay for the pictures? No offense, but you are still a pee-wee in this game of ‘celebrity gossip’ and this idea that someone would come to you, Nikkk Richie, with an allegation of this magnitude and claiming they have evidence smells like b.s. to me and anybody else with a reasonable thought-process.
Your thoughts?
Carlitos I agree… my source offered the story to all outlets and still is for a high price. The source reached out to me to tease it… so I did. I didn’t go out looking for this hot mess my friend.- nik
Hey at least there are no worries of him calling out the wrong name.
:X
The story is absolutely TRUE. But most likely there is no proof, Kobe wouldn’t be dumb enough to pose for pictures while he’s banging another chick. This new girl is a total celebrity slut, so he saw an easy target. She’ll bang anyone who might get her name in the papers. Not fair for Nik to come under attack in this case. Good luck finding the evidence to shut these haters up, Nik! I hope you have the last laugh.
I don’t think this story is true in the frist place. you make the hold
thing up. where are the phots because don’t have them.
I’ve seen her at a Warrior game with her and she told me that the only reason she was able to go was because Kobe paid for her flight! I made a joke about Kobe and his previous alligations and implied the same thing was going on with Kobe and her. She replied by pleaing me not to say anything!!!!!!!!!! What happened to the sweet Vanessa I used to know
That picture above of Kobe and Vanessa Curry in the heart above is fake. They took Vanessa’s picture from her “myspace” page. They cut her friend out on the other side of the picture. How lame!
give me five kobe. at your age my count was 7,590. are you on pace?
DAMN, THERE SEEMS TO BE ALOT OF HATERS ON THE DIRTY, DONT GET MAD CUS KOBE IS THE MVP, ON THE WAY TO A CHAMPIONSHIP AND ALL YOU GUYS ARE STILL USING YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LIVING WITH MOMS.
hey i know Vanessa Curry..i went to school with her..i know she’s a little crazy, but i hella dont think she did anything
It’s most likely true. I agree she wouldn’t just quit during the playoffs and during a run that will most likely end in an NBA championship. The Lakers made the right move by letting her go. Otherwise she’d be a huge distraction at the home games. Most men with power and money will stray because women love powerful men like that and some don’t care that they are married. They just a piece of the wealth while the men want a piece of azzzz! Go Kobe! Just keep it underwraps next time!!! Yeah his wife is beautiful..but after awhile…it will be just plain ole crackers!! you feel me?
not trying to sound official, but i danced for the lakers… still friends with about half the team. its true.
As long as the Lakers win tonight, it’s all good with me.
What he said!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! The reason no one’s contacting you is because you’re the smallest fish in a huge pond. Get over yourself and your Photoshopped “breaking news.” They’ve come to the conclusion that you’re not a threat: (A) you haven’t said anything new–we’d be surprised if he were faithful. (B) you have no pictures to even prove this boring rumor true. (C) even if the whole thing proves to be the greatest scoop ever, no self-respecting organization is ever going to link to your racist, misspelled and non-grammatical, shoddily-constructed, slow-loading site. Maybe the Arizona Republic’s website will give you a shout. Maybe TMZ will mention your name. But IF a real news organization picks it up, you think they want to send their viewers to see your horribly written rants about “noodles”? No. They’ll mention the Republic, TMZ, etc. Stick to what you’re good at. You’re a z-list wannabe.
i went to high school with vanessa (the side girl) and i wouldn’t be suprised shes always been a hoe like that… im not sure what would stop her now.
Kobe has earned the right to cheat and rape. He’s leading the Lakers to another championship.
Just pay her some money like I did to my women when I was playing. You can get away with it now that the media respects you. Colorado happened because you got on everyone’s nerves, now things have changed and you are the MAN in the nba. Go on Kobe, take advantage like I did.
“Poor Kobe”, its very clear he is staying with his wife because she may or can take most of his money. “it’s cheaper to keep her”- and it’s obvious that she is not well in the bedroom because he’s going to someone else for the pleasure.
Kobe if your reading this leave the lady. Don’t worry about the money, it’s a stress reliever, plus you get to do what ever you want with out a nagging wife cling to you.
Kobe is the top scorer in the NBA…and I’m not talking about points!!!
Are you trying to beat my record of 20,000 girls?
Stop with all the rumors already will you! No reliable source and no pictures posted. Don’t you have anything better to do, then to trash a mans whole life!!!! I really believe that he learned from his last mistakes and would not be so careless again. All of you others that are posting messages that you know so much about this alledgeable affair and so much about this other Vanessa, why don’t you go to the news with your so call info. What are you afraid of? Being proven a liar and sued!!! Get a life..And Pray to God…
I think Kobe is such a jerk. To any people have made him think he is all that, when he aint sh*t!I think he is so disrespectful to his wife and has no respect. The sad thing is that his wife aint going to leave him. She is the dumb one just like Kim Porter.
all of you people who believe this bs are just hating on Kobe because he’s the best player in the NBA. You say he’s a jerk, he’s an ahole, he’s this he’s that. None of you know Kobe or any celebrity personally, so how can you say a person is this or that. That’s just your opinion. He may be a jerk or he may not be, but none of you know because you never been around him. stop the hate, that shows just how insecure you are about yourself. take care of you own issues.
All of you are so stupid stop worrying about other people’s lives! Clearly your lives are as boring and suck or else you wouldn’t waste your time writing about fake stories and trying to ruin others lives to entertain yourself and others like you with boring, awful lives! try living your own life not annoying others with your petty pathetic claims!
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i went to school with vanessa curry. heard a lot of nasty rumors about her for so long. shes pretty horny all the time.. i wonder about this one though
Why Why not again damn why is it that most nba players cheat but kobe ass keep getting caught and why with a girl who has your wife’s name
when are people going to see this conceited arrogant -a– should be taken off his high horse??
isabella, it sounds like you’re a bitter woman. Have you been cheated on before? lol It’s ok, don’t take it out on Kobe. He didn’t do it to you.
yea your def. going to get sewed by me and the other two!
who cares about any of this? i hope he did cheat on his wife , shes a crazy bitch too.
his wife is dumb for staying with his ass anyway after the first time. she gets what she deserves. accepting a 4 million dollar ring for being cheated on is just dumb.
she wont leave him , she will be broke if she does. prenup holla!
WE ALL KNEW ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME ITS BEEN NOTHING NEW ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH THIS GIRL OR OTHERS BUT HIS WIFE MARRIED HIM FOR MONEY ANYWAY NOT FOR HIM
I worked @ a retail store in SouthCoast and Vanessa Bryant used to come in all of the time…she just likes to spend Kobe’s money. She even mentioned 1 time that she can’t let him know how much she spent. Golddigger! Who cares he cheats, Vanessa like the expensive apologies.
I agree with one other person post that men usually do not cheat only once. If they cheat once most likely they will cheat again and you have to realize that Kobe is not a bad looking man, he is a star and have lots of shh money.
funny thing here is that I went to fan appreciation day at the old forum where you stand in line and get autograph from the players and Shaqs line was the longest and Kobe line was long but not that long he was still in his first or second year anyway a hot girl wave at Kobe behind that was in front of me and he motioned for her to come straight up and let security let her come up and not wait in line. So he always had the eyes for the lady. There is nothing wrong with that because I have the eyes for the ladies too but I do not have the fame or the money to get the ladies he gets.
The purple crayon strikes again. Stupid jabronie.
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Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
She must like anal.
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