Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Dirty Cheerleaders, Hollywood, The Dirty | May 22nd, 2008

Weird, Lisa Estrada head of the Laker Girls organization at the LAKERS has stopped emailing me all the sudden in regards to “Resignation” information? (She was responding to my emails really fast. Lisa what happened? I was in love… I think you might be the one!) She must be busy with the playoffs… every Laker Girls Dream! Everyone from the Laker camp has gone silent and nobody from Kobe’s legal has reached out to shut me up. Usually if a story isn’t true LEGAL would be banging down my door. Vanessa Curry how is your “HOSTING” career going in HAYWARD, CA? Honestly how much did they pay you under the table? FISHY? I hope everyone is taking this time to get their stories straight.- nik

*The Dirty is in no way affiliated and/or in association with the Lakers franchise.*

DIRTY ARMY intel was received about an alleged torrid affair between Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Curry (not his wife, Vanessa Bryant). The Dirty Source stated this was definitely a cloak and dagger affair… completely covert. The Dirty Source is holding images as well. This alleged affair lead to the forced resignation of Vanessa from the 07-08 Laker Girls Squad. We reached out to Vanessa and the Laker’s organization to get statements. The Lakers claim that Vanessa resigned from the squad to pursue a “hosting career”. Vanessa obviously did not want to speak… though BTW she has a sexy voice!

This DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. If you are 18 years old, lived in Hayward, CA, are the hottest of the Laker Girls and your team is in the NBA playoffs… WOULD YOU QUIT DURING THE PLAYOFFS???? EXXXXXACTLY!

SHE IS A HOT (5.678234) 18 YEAR OLD AND HAAARD TO RESIST PLAYING BALL WITH! Vanessa Curry The DIRTY ARMY Salutes you… Please touch our knees and was it consensual? Just Sayin’.

**Photo creations courtesy of The DIRTY ARMY**

Tags: Celtics, Kobe Byrant, LA Lakers, Lakers, Vanessa Curry



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Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**
  1. June 4, 2009 at 7:25 am

    Phil Jackson says:

    Does she swallow?

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  2. June 4, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Um....... says:

    I worked @ a retail store in SouthCoast and Vanessa Bryant used to come in all of the time…she just likes to spend Kobe’s money. She even mentioned 1 time that she can’t let him know how much she spent. Golddigger! Who cares he cheats, Vanessa like the expensive apologies.

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  3. June 7, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Randooola says:

    I agree with one other person post that men usually do not cheat only once. If they cheat once most likely they will cheat again and you have to realize that Kobe is not a bad looking man, he is a star and have lots of shh money.

    funny thing here is that I went to fan appreciation day at the old forum where you stand in line and get autograph from the players and Shaqs line was the longest and Kobe line was long but not that long he was still in his first or second year anyway a hot girl wave at Kobe behind that was in front of me and he motioned for her to come straight up and let security let her come up and not wait in line. So he always had the eyes for the lady. There is nothing wrong with that because I have the eyes for the ladies too but I do not have the fame or the money to get the ladies he gets.

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  4. August 25, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Jabronie says:

    The purple crayon strikes again. Stupid jabronie.

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  5. January 4, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    Puleez says:

    Vanessa Curry is just aight. I heard that Kobe can’t move on from this one though.

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