(Above 18 year old Vanessa Curry drinking not to be confused with Vanessa Bryant.)
Wow, now I know Kobe Bryant’s legal wants to play a little one on one. Shocking since I didn’t even post the details of the story. Let’s start leaking some juice since I know his wife is reading this and will cuss me out in the near future.
Streisand when you get a chance please ask your client about the evening escapades in the back room at Dolce in Dallas. Ask him, it should be a fun ride. (no pun intended).
We can start from here… this might be a long series, I am guessing seven games.
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55 Responses to “Kobe Bryant and TheDirty.com are best friends. I decided.”
wow cant believe your breaking this exciting news! you should have a tv show and should call it tmz!
POOR LITTLE GIRL ITS SAD YOU HAVE TO TURN TO THIS TO TRY TO GET SOME VIEWERS ON UR SITE… YES N I MITE HAVE TO SAY I WAS ONE THEM JUST CAUSE I SAW THIS ARTICLE FROM BIG SHOT TMZ WHICH U WILL NEVER BE…NOW IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG WITH PICS WHICH U SAY THE LEAKER HAS THEN BRING THEM ON… WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU DONT..
Read the first few words and thought you were folding. Wowza….there’s more? Ouch!!!!
wow most douches that root for a basketball team other than the suns go with the lakers….. say it aint so nik. Your becoming one of them!
Nick can you break the news out during the series with the Spurs. I would love to see Kobe the @sshole cry and lose the series.
vanessa bryant has to get a divorce now…she will be rich without his ass…not matter how much money u have cheaters will cheat.
Let the games begin…and this isn’t even the Olympics. Oh, it’s the NBA Playoffs…bout the same. Kobe’s Team 0, The Dirty Army 2.
Hey, my friend owns part of that place. I asked him about this…and his response was, “Nik is way behind on this issue”
I am not a Laker fan, but don’t Kobe has a lot of people around him to squash this thing. I would love to see it pass, but as a Lawyer, and someone who knows those who have figured out a way out on this little debacle…I say Kobe is probably laughing his butt out when reading this.
So let me just say all the “Dolce in Dallas” has been discused by the 24 camp a few days ago before Nik put it here.
Good luck Nik, coz the famous and rich are always ahead of stuff like this.
God bless the SUNS next season!
What up Nik! Why are you putting Kobe through this during the Western Conf. Finals! Couldn’t this have waited till after the Lakers bring home another trophy!
P.S. Put those SMET wearing posers from the Real World on blast more. Especially that cracker ass Will and short-man syndrome Dave.
yo nik, i got no beef with u puttin kobe on blast. I thought it was stupid of his legal team to do that. Now, what was just a little rumor, has become a national story. But cant you wait after laker Playoffs is over to post this sht?
Vanessa Bryant needs to start having some self respect! She needs to get an education, stop being so insecure and lay off the damn plastic surgery already, leave Kobe’s ass and stop being a gold digger. She is setting a great example for her kids!
Sooooo proud to be a Dirty fan right now. Don’t give up the (1st Ammend) fight, Nik. No libel, no foul.
Kobe? Not My Kobe…….This gets my ass Heated!!!!
But so did Kobes Kobob.
Hope you have some evidence to back this up. I just don’t want to see this site shut down!
Hey I noticed you haven’t took this off your site yet. Even after legal action. There must be some truth to it. I will not be surprised. No matter what the Lakers and Kobe’s lawyers do. Kobe will get into more trouble with another woman. However, I think if they can protect Kobe affairs like they did Mike Jordon. Kobe will be alright. I just hope somebody gives him a few condoms.
Vanessa, will leave him. She may want to hang in there until his career slows down. Kind of like Micheal Jordon. Kobe wont be slam dunking on people in the next 5 years. He will slow down. And Vanessa can take the kids and the money.
Is there any proof that Kobe likes to go in women’s butt. I hope this is not true
Lakers #1: Hey, it’s cool if you don’t want to visit this site anymore,I doubt Nik would mind.He’s got enough illiterate comment leaving mother f*ckers here.Oh and by the way Lakers #1, writing in caps lock doesn’t make YOU a bigger person. douche.
No, Nik don’t wait for the playoffs to be over! It’s NOW when Kobe needs to be busted, if you do it later it wont hurt as much; taking the kind jackass he is.
And that wife needs to divorce him and not sit next to him every time he messes up.
Kobe is a cheat. Once a cheat always a cheat. I hope Vanessa knows this.
I hope both Vanessa’s knows this. What will he tell he daughters when they are older in regards to men.
Keep giving it to him Nik…that way we can walk all over them and make it a 4 game final.
I think Kobes wife deserves more humiliation! Her attitude sucks. She thinks shes the finest thing in the world and wants everyone to believe that shes got Kobe on lock down which is far from the truth. Hopefully this time instead of buying her a 4 million dollar ring he takes her to the dentist and gets her grill done.Her teeth are GROSS!No millionaires teeth should look like they’ve been chewing on bricks.
Must not be much of a Laker fan to bury during the Western conference finals. I personally hate the Lakers with a passion. I’ve now done a 180 in my respect for Nik. Sorry dude, all Laker fans are mexican or Affliction wearing douche bags who wear their sunglasses in doors.
How are you a Lakers fan? Thought you were born and raised SCotts,…..no offense nik, but flip flopping squads (especially rivals) is total douchebaggery. I know you know that…..explain please……oh yea and also, Kobe is a stunad. Poster child for this web site ….his only saving grace is that he is ridic at Hoops….if the game of basketball didnt exist, kobe would prob still be whacking his mini-hoagie in his parents rec room.
Grew up in Cali… only was in Scotts for 5 years.- nik
Post more Kobe Stories…on TMZ someone posted that they knew he had 3 chinese girls stay in his room on some marketing trip over there.
Nik is not a Laker Hater, like she mentions in the above comments. I thinks she’s a Vanessa Curry hater.
funny how stuff like this only comes out around this time of year, why not weeks ago! Tryin to break my Lakers spirit. Ain’t gonna happen people. Lakers will go all the way. Everyone wants to hate on Kobe because nobody compares to him!!!
every time i try to post a negative comment on nik it shuts me down…….LOL
You’re all ignoring the major issure here: look how hot this chick is. Dayum.
Vanessa’s teeth look like they belong to someone living out of a trailer in the back woods of Alabama. Don’t blame Kobe for not wanting to get sucked off by his snaggle toothed wife-he probably doesn’t want to chance one of her snaggles scraping his junk. I’m just saying…
Okay Lakers #1….what are you doing on the site then and you are actually reading comments…don’t act like you don’t love it Dirty….who cares, Kobe cheated….the girl is hot, a lot hotter than his b*tch of a wife and she probably isn’t cussing anyone out right now….the Lakers will still win the title, Kobe will get another ring, and so will his ugly wife Vanessa….he needs to drop that hag already!
I enjoy trashy gossip just as much as the next guy but man oh man this is just really bad timing. I hope you live in a remote part of Southern California because if Kobe plays like garbage and the Lakers lose, you’re going to have a legion of hysterical cholos aka Lakers fans kicking down your door.
Yup, those bald guys that wear raider jerseys to church and stab giant fans for fun at dodger’s stadium? There are scary people who live here and you just messed with their reason for living! Go hide!
Good for you for keeping this story alive. The question is WHY do these guys even GET married? Try to remember that the Laker organization and NBA also wanted us to believe that Magic Johnson had HIV…another contrived bunch of crap put out there a decade ago to raise awareness for what is, in the US, mainly a gay disease so that more people would spend their hard earned money on a cure. WHAT OTHER HIGH PROFILE PERSON HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WHO HAS HAD HIV FOR A DECADE AND DOESN’T HAVE AIDS?? Covering this up is nothing, these guys are pros…at lying
All of you fools who think that Vanessa is going to be rich think again… Kobe had a prenuptial agreement that she signed. That was the rule for her to marry him. Get all the facts, she would have left him along time ago if it weren’t for that factor. Oh and the kids, HMMM can u say Daddy’s little girls!!!!!
So all of u haters, just stop the rumors. OHHH and for the record F(*& the Spurs…..
End It Dumb A*&
I love KB, but man, he just can’t seem to get clean. He’s like the Robert Downey Jr of booty calls
Its easy to hate the Lakers, because of Kobe stupid ass. It was written long time of go that he was tired of being married so that was when he got down with the Denver chick. Now this young ass 18 year old Laker girl. He’ll never change. I don’t care how much money he has, he would get on my damn nerves. He cry and wine too funking much. Damn!!!!
i dont think kobes dumd enough to cheat on his beautiful wife again its a bold faced lie
Get ready to lose all your money immediately after the finals!
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Can’t wait to hear more!
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