Houston Mustashe

Posted in Houston, The Dirty | May 28th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Glad to see you’re finally discovering the potential of douche bags and tools Houston has to offer. Let me introduce you to Geno; your 40 something promoter who is a switch hitter. This dude has been rockin the stache since the 80s and hasn’t let it go yet.

Just a guess, but he is for the gays.- nik



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  1. May 29, 2008 at 9:34 am

    get a real job.. says:

    this douche bag is so old & still works as the gatekeeper for clubs. I bet he was dreaming about this day all his life lolol. Please get an education & go raise your son you loser.

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  2. May 29, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Stop your whining!... says:

    Geeeezz PEOPLE!! All I am reading on here is “Geno tried to charge me $20″, “He didn’t let me in”, “Geno’s gay”, WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You all sound like bitter little girls who got there feelings hurt because you couldn’t get into a club for free. So FRIKIN what!! It’s just a club! It’s not going to make the rest of your life because you didn’t get into Bond for free one night! STOP YOUR HATING!! I don’t even go out anymore and I LOVE Geno! I have NOTHING to gain by saying that because I’m not trying to get into a retarded club for free. He’s a great guy and has been nothing but nice to me. So all of you little t*tty babies please put on your diapers and take a ride on the WAAAAAMBULANCE! And one more thing, JULIA MODEL, PLEASE stop calling yourself that. You are NOT a model, Honey. (I don’t know you but from your pics, BELIEVE ME, you are embarrassing yourself). Just cause you show your a*s in pictures does NOT make you a model. Get an education and a REAL job because that’s what you will have going for you. Have a great day now.

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  3. May 29, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    :) says:

    People people now isnt this Highschool all over again???

    Know which ones are the mean girl’s? lol! :)

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  4. May 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    me2 says:

    Nik,

    If you’re going to cover Mexicans like this in Houston, you might as well cover East LA.

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  5. May 29, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    a friend says:

    oKay If he is such a creep and f***** around on his gf where is your proof?? She Is not dumb, her family means everything to her. BTW he is 39 not 38 and wish you could look that good at that age idot!! he takes really good care of his son n her, comes home every nite to them… They have a bad ass house n live very well… His gf can count on one hand how many people she slept with. she is a good gf,mom and friend!! everyone loves them

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  6. May 30, 2008 at 9:36 am

    BIG SWOLE says:

    and…. wal-mart will be hiring him at age 65 because this idiot won’t have any savings, 401k, or investment accounts to retire on. “a friend”: you are an idiot. Can’t wait to punch you in the face.

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  7. May 30, 2008 at 10:19 am

    homie says:

    LOOKS LIKE AND OLD ASS RAT HAD A BABY WITH A PANCHO VILLA

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  8. May 30, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    get over it people... says:

    PLEASE yall, U dont even know geno your just talkin all this crap about him because its what your reading but do you know him NOOOO so stop thinkin you know him, please he doesnt need to get a job at wal-mart…you dont even know what the bank account looks like are what he lives like you just think you know cause you listen to all the other stupid crap!!! i do know him VERY well and he has everything he needs in life!!!! so stop talkin BULLSH*t unless you know the TRUTH! luv you geno!!!

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  9. May 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    H-Towner says:

    LOl it’s funny reading all these comments…i could spend 50 bucks to get in a club drop 1K dollars at the bar with a big tip and still would tell this sucka to get a real job!

    I’ll be damned if I get turned away at the door, I’d throw money at that fool’s face.

    You people crying about spending 20 bucks at the club need to stay home buy a six pack and jerk yourselves off…lol

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  10. May 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    -_- says:

    its funny how whoever put the main pic up with calvin trying to make geno seem gay those 2 guys probably pull more girls then any of you when theyre not even trying!

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  11. May 30, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Dark Vader says:

    Geno sucks monkey balls, thats not a stache just some dudes pubes that got stuck there

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  12. May 31, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Vitamin DD says:

    Heheh haha that is funny dark vader. i didnt know pubes could stick like that.

    Calvin and Geno are not totally gay they are bi sexual. I have seen them french kiss before and it is hawt!

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  13. May 31, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Vitamin DD says:

    One more thing. I think the 80’s retro stache is yummy! It looks great with his members only jacket and z cavarichi pants.

    He knows how to bring the 1980s back right!

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  14. May 31, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    REALLY... says:

    he really is jerk. a total embarrassment to his family(gf and son). she slaves at home while he is out cheating. thats not a real man

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  15. June 1, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    lOebE says:

    The man is pushing 45. He needs the 18 year old tail while he can still get it up. Cut him some slack people!! As for CK he couldnt be any gayer!

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  16. June 2, 2008 at 12:28 am

    what? says:

    Prince lives in Houston!

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  17. June 2, 2008 at 12:29 am

    what? says:

    I am going to zeppelin on sundays and get is autograph!

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  18. June 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Ngame says:

    Geno Baby is bringin the stache back fools. You need to appreciate the caliber of his fashion sense.

    He single handedly brought back the banana hammock and man panties.

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  19. June 4, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    000000 says:

    Gino is truly a douche bag. He is always hitting on 18 year old girls and tries to get them coked up so he can take advantage of them. dude, ur 40, stop saying ur 29 u ass smoker.

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  20. June 5, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Heartfelt says:

    I can’t believe Geno and Calvin are now open lovers. I heard that tuesday at Bond they were seen in the bathroom stall give each other oral and tickling each others poopers.

    Calvin we know you “spent your life trying to be a heart throb” like your myspace says but please at least use anal lube when you take it up the butt or at least dont wear white pants!

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  21. June 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    OOOOOO you are sooo wrong! says:

    Really you must not know geno to be saying what you are saying he dosent even do coke LOL how stupid
    your not even spelling his name right your STUPID and all these people on her are gettin all my last nerves about all the stupid Lies really none of its the truth you just believe the stupid lies people are telling you!
    oh and him and calvin are not doing anything together its just a pic that was taken at his birthday party and first of all they are not even kissing its a freakin pic that means NOTHING really yall need to get yalls storys right and stop lookin stupid and saying stuff genos doesnt even do! stop hattin on him because you cant look as good as he can for his age! i wonder how you well look at that age gross! F U PEOPLE I MEAN ALL THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP TALKIN CRAP!

    luv you geno!

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  22. June 6, 2008 at 4:50 am

    ko says:

    i heard geno got his ass kicked last weekend thats what happens when your pushing 40 or it was probably cuz of all the charging he does at the door even to people hes cool with and someone got tired of his fakeness he charges everybody to buy coke and give it to the 18 year olds so he can sleep with them…..as for calvin he almost got his ass whooped by this white boy with the christian a. shirts it was funny thats what happens when u run your d.s.l’s……calvin must have came out the closet when he went to metropolis where he probably found gino doing valet like 5 years ago oops the truth is out thats where calvin started out at metropolis gay ass hell…………….

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  23. June 7, 2008 at 11:10 am

    LMAO!!! says:

    Geno def got his ass whopped months ago and was rushed to the ER…thats what he gets!!! KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!

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  24. June 7, 2008 at 11:11 am

    NASTY says:

    who said he was cute???….the 40 yr old is an ugly as troll

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  25. June 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Josie says:

    To Lmao, You are f***** DUMB!!!! You don’t know what really went on and you want to sit here and make fun of him….. Your just as dumb as the stupid ass people who did It!!!! That is nothing to joke about!! We know the truth about that nite and that’s all that matter… I know you would’nt get the luv that he did, from EVERYONE when he was hurt. No would give a rats ass about you…..!!! Everyone loves my Geno!!
    love you babe

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  26. June 8, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Ur mom says:

    Love you Geno! To the guy bitching about the $20…you got charged because your either ugly or badly dressed…and you obviously dont know anyone…and you know its true.

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  27. June 9, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Texan says:

    yo 1st off, $20 aint a big deal, as long as it goes to the cover of a club.
    this fag tries to charge to buy his male whores. the girls are a cover.

    and i can get into bond on my own.
    geno aint nothing. he stands on the street, while i party with his so-called hoes.

    i dont wait in line at Drake or Pandora. you think i am gonna wait for Geno. i make calls right around this homo.

    haha, geno’s boyfriends came to his defense.

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  28. June 13, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Wow says:

    Totally shocked

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  29. June 13, 2008 at 11:53 am

    TO DUMB ASS says:

    mR.Teaxan….. are your feelin hurt sweetie???? 20 dollars must a big deal or you would’nt be putting IT on here you idot!! geno has a gf and her name JoSIE and he not gay you stupid ass..If you DON’T like him go some where else dumb ass…!!

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  30. June 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    gabby12 says:

    Geno is good people! How can anyone say he old or gay? I do know he’s a little racist (will never let my black friend in) but he’s nice to girls and he’s a gentleman when me and my girls show up…

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  31. June 21, 2008 at 1:46 am

    WOW says:

    Geno is a sweetheart…. anyone who says otherwise is for sure a loser he wouldn’t let in! Get over it… he’s just doing his job, doesn’t necessarily make the rules. Get a trainer and a stylist and you might be luckier next time!

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  32. June 30, 2008 at 1:26 am

    Texan says:

    so recently i saw Geno at Zepplin and i think this site has really fixed this guy up.

    he was at the door as usual.

    come to think of it, i dont think i have ever seen him in the club ever.

    even cinna twist gets to go in every now and then.

    why is he always standing out side, unhooking the rope so i can walk in. that is some damn good service. i guess the mexicans at Home Depot are charging too much. Geno to the rescue, cheap labor bastard.

    remove the rope hoe, i got a party to attend.

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  33. July 17, 2008 at 9:57 am

    The BOSS says:

    Any one that can pull the Heisman at the door is KRUNK!!!

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  34. July 28, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Are you SERIOUS? says:

    this guy is a dumb ass. Everytime my friends and I go to Bond he tires to charge them $20 to get in when in fact there is not even a cover that night. Then he get’s all butt hurt when I call the GM to come and get us out side. If you don’t kiss his ass then you don’t get in the club, what a jerk.

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  35. July 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    mel says:

    I love you genooo! shake them haters off!

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  36. August 4, 2008 at 6:38 am

    ?don't know? says:

    I never knew Geno was a promoter.

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  37. August 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Well last week he was at Zou Z… whatever he was there and Alladin was there and that other dushbag so guess it a preetyy family portraite, well we should see photoes one of the owners of Zeppeli hoottt guy….

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  38. August 20, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    karla says:

    geno is no fag!!!! i used to go to bond on tuesdays when he would be promoting there.. he was always with his girlfriend! (don’t know if they’re still together…) but he is not gay. quit hating you assholes

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