Houston Mustashe
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Glad to see you’re finally discovering the potential of douche bags and tools Houston has to offer. Let me introduce you to Geno; your 40 something promoter who is a switch hitter. This dude has been rockin the stache since the 80s and hasn’t let it go yet.
Just a guess, but he is for the gays.- nik
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88 Responses to “Houston Mustashe”
yeah he is a fag. i live in houston and he plays for bothsides of all the teams.
He is such a cheap broke bastard that he actually tried to charge me $20 at Bond just cause i dress good.
Homo probably just wanted my number.
get a life, get a brain, get a job. you are like 40yrs old. girls only act like they like you so your broke ass don’t try to charge them.
good luck in life you old ass promoter guy.
Geno’s a good guy. A lot of people hate him because of his job as a door man. Well guys, it’s his job to keep out suckas like you. If you don’t know a hot girl to go out with, that’s your problem. Going out with your douchebag $30k millionaire friends only makes the problem worse.
Geno is well liked in the industry because he knows how to take care of people. If you did the same then you’d be inside partying it up instead of standing outside with all the other guys hoping you’re only a phone call away. bwahahaha
aw Geno is my friend.. I’ve known him for almost 8 years.. such a sweetie and throws a damn good party.. not like all these other dumb fk promoters in Houston.. he’s actually good at what he does.. that’s all i’m sayin
Geno is a piece of work…in a bad way…this guy tried to charge me and one of my friends $20 a piece to get into Bond on a Tuesday…must be real strapped for money…
Geno , is the real deal, Don’t know bout his preferences but, in my book he is ok. Keeps the trash out of the clubs and does a damn fine job.
i luv my dragon. weve been friends for a while hes a very genuine guy and has always been like a big bro.
hes not gay .. hahaha!
he may be older but he could pretty much pull any girl including your g.f.!
if u live in houston you know that “NegroPlease” is keeping it real. this was posted by someone who HAD TO PAY $20 to get in an 18 and up club.
VIVA LA G*StAr!
if he is not gay, why making out with a guy in the picture above
he def doenst love the d. his “gf” is the chick just below him!
I love genoooo he’s the best!! your just hating on him cause you cant get in the club and cause you dont know him like we know him!
SAYING THAT HES GAY you must REALLY not know him! so get over yourself and you get a life and stop talkin crap about someone you DONT know TEXAN!
I love you geno!
Thats not a kiss its just a drunkin funny pose! i know FOR SURE hes NOT GAY so back off because GENO is the BEST!
LOVE YOU GSTAR!
Geno is not a shampoo boy. He has a wife and kid. I don’t like many people, but Geno happens to be one that I DO enjoy. He’s a good person and isn’t crack-a-lack like most of these losers on here.
This is my only positive comment I have ever written and probably will ever write on thedirty.com!
OMG CANT BELIEVE GENO KISSING CK??? WTF… I LOVE GENO BUT WITH THIS PIC… GRRR I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY……..
“Dig if you will…” ROFLMAO… thats kinda what I was thinking.
He is soooo creepy. Don’t leave your drunk friends with him, dangerous.
Oh yeah, you shouldn’t be into the club scene when you have a child.
LOL Geno is far from gay!!! These Sadsacks just get mad that all the girls surround him while they stand in line getting denied haha. Way Way too many people know Geno personally that makes this gay post obsolete. The pics are funny though haha!! GGGGG
Dude is a creep. Just trying to be one of the popular promoter guys with the trendy clothing. People in Houston don’t know how to throw a real party or operate a legitimate business.
Geno is so nice, you guys are putting up the wrong douche bags.
yall are ridiculous. seriously.I have known geno for a while and all these comments make me laugh. if u really did know him then u wouldnt think any of this. obviously yall are just jealous of something! GENO YOUR AWESOME! i got your back babe! leave him alone!
I know him personally and hes not GAy! hes cool and hes tring 2 keep the strays & beggers out of the club…
STAYS LIKE YOU!!!!
This post is ridiculous…the funniest part, is that the only haters on here are because they were charged $20 to get in! If this is a problem I can’t imagine what your cheap ass will spend at the bar, 2 bud lights? Go to Drink Houston douche bag! We are all glad Geno keeps you & your posse of 6 more douche bags out. Try paying the 20 to get in, buy a girl a drink and bring her back the next week. Oh, but you would have to have game to do that…not a strong quality amongst D-BAGS…
just curious…someone said geno’s gf is the one in the bottom pic…is that the one with the serial killer eyes, the burrito wannabe, or the d-bag who might not be old enough yet to grow chest hair? not saying he’s gay, just wondering which one of these…
Your popularity just went through the roof! Give me a call, I know some mexicans that can help you fix it. You know how it rains in Htown. hahahahahahhahaha
Shouldn’t be in the bar scene when you have kids? Are you kidding? Whom ever in their right mind thinks that the bar industry operates that way has obviously never worked in a bar. I’ve been a bartender for years, and although I don’t personally have kids, many people in the industry do. You need to get a life and a dose of reality.
lmao lol…..dayum Geno I didnt know people still hated like this…ppl mad over 20 dollars thats sad! yall can come work for me and I’ll pay yo damn entry into club. Spend the 20 dollars and pay a cute girl to go out with you for the night and maybe Geno will only charge you 15$ to get in. And real talk if you were asked to pay to get into bond on a tuesday you must not deserve to be in a club…dont hate on Geno step yo game up. Really Bond Tuesday!?!?!? Im sure if yo uncle was at the door he would prolly charge you to get into as well…step yo game up. Bring less dudes to the club and more girls…it may help your cause. And dont be mad if Geno or I take your girls when they get to the club. They prolly in my fave 5 or speed dial as we speak lol…holla!
yall r absolutely dumb, have no sense at all what so ever..all u talk about is his mustache?? ya ur a real bright one buddy…is it maybe that ur hatin on him cuz u dont have what he has?? hmmm…i think so! all u other dumb f*cks, if u had a day job, u wouldnt be complainin about $20…he is a good person n ima always have his back.
love ya gstar
Man…. He looks gay… Blah blah blah, you wankers wouldnt be defending him if he didnt let you in free…. It must be hard to buy friends everyweekend and ur only worth 20 bucks, the guy at the circle k would be your best bud if he hooked you up 40s of king Cobra too, huh?
Geno do your thing bro charge every sucker who doesnt deserve to get it
geno is cool…he never gave me any problems getting in but its probably bc i roll with chicks and not dicks….i would charge every sucker to get in the place too….dont be mad that he pulls what you make in two weeks in one night at the door
I know that guy is a creep! He cheats om his GF and lies about his creepy old age! Its disturbing that you people take up for trash like this! Who gives a crap if he is good door guy, you only like him cause he lets your broke asses in free! And if this guy is your friend your a freaking looser! He looks like a broke ass prince!
I know his Girlfriend and kid and he DOES not take care of crap! He is a bad boyfriend and she needs to get a clue and break up with his looser butt!
This person has nothing better to do than to make up Lies about him…. It’s okay to have gay friend, It does’nt mean he is gay DUMB ASS!!! I have been w/ Geno for 8 1/2 years n we have a handsome son together and he works Hard for his Family…. More than what I can say for some of you LOsers out there….!!!!! tO MAKE ONE THING CLEAR jULIA IS NOT HIS GF never has been..!!! The people who know Geno n I know that we have a great Family.. I’m not one of those girls that need to be in the club scene, that’s my man job..!!! you people need to get your Facts together befor you post false stuff.. Get A life loser
Love you babe
I’ve known Geno for about 10 years from workin on and in clubs. Totally genuine guy. I used to work the door at a neighboring club from him and if you want to cry over $20 to get in, thats just a nice way of saying you’re not needed inside. Stay in the burbs. Oh and only closet fags get twisted and try to out straight guys. He’s not gay…but you might be.
1ST OF jULIA DON’T ACT LIKE YOU AND gENO ARE ON GOOD TERM BECAUSE YOUR NOT AND SAY YOU HAVE HIS BACK BECAUSE YOU DON’T!!!! ALL YOU DO IS TALK CRAP ABOUT HIM TO ALL THE FRIEND THAT HE INTRODUCE YOU TO AND iF iT WAS’NT FOR HIM YOU WOULD’NT KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW NOW AND WOULD’NT BE DOING ANY PROMOTING FOR CLUBS… oH ONE MORE THING DON’T THINK HIS FRIENDS DON’T TELL HIM ALL THE TRASH YOU TALK ABOUT HIM. wE HAVE MORE LOYALTY TOWARDS HIM,YOUR JUST A MOODY LIL GIRL THAT’S NOT EVEN FROM HERE AND THAT BEEN IN THE SCENE FOR A MIN… WE WERE JUST NICE TO YOU BECUASE YOU WERE gENO’S FRIEND, BUT KNOW THAT YOUR NOT WE DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND THAT WE LIKE YOU ANYMORE!! WE LOVE OUR GSTAR!!!
The only reason these girls back club promoters and door guys is because they get let in without standing in line etc. These tramps are futureless and have been run through by half of houston. You can see them any night of the week suckin ding dong at clubs. LAME. Jobless HO’s.
And above all…. What kind of job is club promoting. There are no benefits to that and no growth. No 401k. No insurance. It’s a loser job and these are the same people that will be working at Wal-Mart at 65 cause they can’t afford retirement. Just sayin’
Damn Gino looks like he has alot of back.
Love you bro especially at Bond.
People people if you dont like the way he dose thingssss
well then take ur asss 2 Coco loco or drink Houston!
You people talking crap are the same pple going every week or every promotion tring 2 get in While the rest of us are inside partying 
Dont like him? stop going 2 his promotions
this guy is 38 for the record, he is the door guy to several underage houston clubs.. all he does is hit on 18-19 year old girls and trys to get them to go home with him atthe end of the night, just look at his myspace. one dumb broad actually did date him to become popular in the trash scene but it just gave her a bad name!..not hating just telling the facts…GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE AND KIDS!!
this douche bag is so old & still works as the gatekeeper for clubs. I bet he was dreaming about this day all his life lolol. Please get an education & go raise your son you loser.
Geeeezz PEOPLE!! All I am reading on here is “Geno tried to charge me $20″, “He didn’t let me in”, “Geno’s gay”, WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You all sound like bitter little girls who got there feelings hurt because you couldn’t get into a club for free. So FRIKIN what!! It’s just a club! It’s not going to make the rest of your life because you didn’t get into Bond for free one night! STOP YOUR HATING!! I don’t even go out anymore and I LOVE Geno! I have NOTHING to gain by saying that because I’m not trying to get into a retarded club for free. He’s a great guy and has been nothing but nice to me. So all of you little t*tty babies please put on your diapers and take a ride on the WAAAAAMBULANCE! And one more thing, JULIA MODEL, PLEASE stop calling yourself that. You are NOT a model, Honey. (I don’t know you but from your pics, BELIEVE ME, you are embarrassing yourself). Just cause you show your a*s in pictures does NOT make you a model. Get an education and a REAL job because that’s what you will have going for you. Have a great day now.
People people now isnt this Highschool all over again???
Know which ones are the mean girl’s? lol!
Nik,
If you’re going to cover Mexicans like this in Houston, you might as well cover East LA.
oKay If he is such a creep and f***** around on his gf where is your proof?? She Is not dumb, her family means everything to her. BTW he is 39 not 38 and wish you could look that good at that age idot!! he takes really good care of his son n her, comes home every nite to them… They have a bad ass house n live very well… His gf can count on one hand how many people she slept with. she is a good gf,mom and friend!! everyone loves them
and…. wal-mart will be hiring him at age 65 because this idiot won’t have any savings, 401k, or investment accounts to retire on. “a friend”: you are an idiot. Can’t wait to punch you in the face.
LOOKS LIKE AND OLD ASS RAT HAD A BABY WITH A PANCHO VILLA
PLEASE yall, U dont even know geno your just talkin all this crap about him because its what your reading but do you know him NOOOO so stop thinkin you know him, please he doesnt need to get a job at wal-mart…you dont even know what the bank account looks like are what he lives like you just think you know cause you listen to all the other stupid crap!!! i do know him VERY well and he has everything he needs in life!!!! so stop talkin BULLSH*t unless you know the TRUTH! luv you geno!!!
LOl it’s funny reading all these comments…i could spend 50 bucks to get in a club drop 1K dollars at the bar with a big tip and still would tell this sucka to get a real job!
I’ll be damned if I get turned away at the door, I’d throw money at that fool’s face.
You people crying about spending 20 bucks at the club need to stay home buy a six pack and jerk yourselves off…lol
its funny how whoever put the main pic up with calvin trying to make geno seem gay those 2 guys probably pull more girls then any of you when theyre not even trying!
Geno sucks monkey balls, thats not a stache just some dudes pubes that got stuck there
Heheh haha that is funny dark vader. i didnt know pubes could stick like that.
Calvin and Geno are not totally gay they are bi sexual. I have seen them french kiss before and it is hawt!
One more thing. I think the 80’s retro stache is yummy! It looks great with his members only jacket and z cavarichi pants.
He knows how to bring the 1980s back right!
he really is jerk. a total embarrassment to his family(gf and son). she slaves at home while he is out cheating. thats not a real man
The man is pushing 45. He needs the 18 year old tail while he can still get it up. Cut him some slack people!! As for CK he couldnt be any gayer!
I am going to zeppelin on sundays and get is autograph!
Geno Baby is bringin the stache back fools. You need to appreciate the caliber of his fashion sense.
He single handedly brought back the banana hammock and man panties.
Gino is truly a douche bag. He is always hitting on 18 year old girls and tries to get them coked up so he can take advantage of them. dude, ur 40, stop saying ur 29 u ass smoker.
I can’t believe Geno and Calvin are now open lovers. I heard that tuesday at Bond they were seen in the bathroom stall give each other oral and tickling each others poopers.
Calvin we know you “spent your life trying to be a heart throb” like your myspace says but please at least use anal lube when you take it up the butt or at least dont wear white pants!
Really you must not know geno to be saying what you are saying he dosent even do coke LOL how stupid
your not even spelling his name right your STUPID and all these people on her are gettin all my last nerves about all the stupid Lies really none of its the truth you just believe the stupid lies people are telling you!
oh and him and calvin are not doing anything together its just a pic that was taken at his birthday party and first of all they are not even kissing its a freakin pic that means NOTHING really yall need to get yalls storys right and stop lookin stupid and saying stuff genos doesnt even do! stop hattin on him because you cant look as good as he can for his age! i wonder how you well look at that age gross! F U PEOPLE I MEAN ALL THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP TALKIN CRAP!
luv you geno!
i heard geno got his ass kicked last weekend thats what happens when your pushing 40 or it was probably cuz of all the charging he does at the door even to people hes cool with and someone got tired of his fakeness he charges everybody to buy coke and give it to the 18 year olds so he can sleep with them…..as for calvin he almost got his ass whooped by this white boy with the christian a. shirts it was funny thats what happens when u run your d.s.l’s……calvin must have came out the closet when he went to metropolis where he probably found gino doing valet like 5 years ago oops the truth is out thats where calvin started out at metropolis gay ass hell…………….
Geno def got his ass whopped months ago and was rushed to the ER…thats what he gets!!! KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!
who said he was cute???….the 40 yr old is an ugly as troll
To Lmao, You are f***** DUMB!!!! You don’t know what really went on and you want to sit here and make fun of him….. Your just as dumb as the stupid ass people who did It!!!! That is nothing to joke about!! We know the truth about that nite and that’s all that matter… I know you would’nt get the luv that he did, from EVERYONE when he was hurt. No would give a rats ass about you…..!!! Everyone loves my Geno!!
love you babe
Love you Geno! To the guy bitching about the $20…you got charged because your either ugly or badly dressed…and you obviously dont know anyone…and you know its true.
yo 1st off, $20 aint a big deal, as long as it goes to the cover of a club.
this fag tries to charge to buy his male whores. the girls are a cover.
and i can get into bond on my own.
geno aint nothing. he stands on the street, while i party with his so-called hoes.
i dont wait in line at Drake or Pandora. you think i am gonna wait for Geno. i make calls right around this homo.
haha, geno’s boyfriends came to his defense.
mR.Teaxan….. are your feelin hurt sweetie???? 20 dollars must a big deal or you would’nt be putting IT on here you idot!! geno has a gf and her name JoSIE and he not gay you stupid ass..If you DON’T like him go some where else dumb ass…!!
Geno is good people! How can anyone say he old or gay? I do know he’s a little racist (will never let my black friend in) but he’s nice to girls and he’s a gentleman when me and my girls show up…
Geno is a sweetheart…. anyone who says otherwise is for sure a loser he wouldn’t let in! Get over it… he’s just doing his job, doesn’t necessarily make the rules. Get a trainer and a stylist and you might be luckier next time!
so recently i saw Geno at Zepplin and i think this site has really fixed this guy up.
he was at the door as usual.
come to think of it, i dont think i have ever seen him in the club ever.
even cinna twist gets to go in every now and then.
why is he always standing out side, unhooking the rope so i can walk in. that is some damn good service. i guess the mexicans at Home Depot are charging too much. Geno to the rescue, cheap labor bastard.
remove the rope hoe, i got a party to attend.
Any one that can pull the Heisman at the door is KRUNK!!!
this guy is a dumb ass. Everytime my friends and I go to Bond he tires to charge them $20 to get in when in fact there is not even a cover that night. Then he get’s all butt hurt when I call the GM to come and get us out side. If you don’t kiss his ass then you don’t get in the club, what a jerk.
Well last week he was at Zou Z… whatever he was there and Alladin was there and that other dushbag so guess it a preetyy family portraite, well we should see photoes one of the owners of Zeppeli hoottt guy….
geno is no fag!!!! i used to go to bond on tuesdays when he would be promoting there.. he was always with his girlfriend! (don’t know if they’re still together…) but he is not gay. quit hating you assholes
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Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
No doubt he and cinny twist are boys
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