EMAIL: Nik,
Check out this 30k millionaire’s retarded listing for his beemer. I imagine he wears affliction. Please destroy?
Listing: 2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18″ wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax). This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start. If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at removed@gmail.com. I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).
Don’t beleive me… click here for direct link or to buy this 30K Millionaire life. He probably bathes in the Sewerfront.- nik
Niko Bellic says:
Guys guys guys… Have you played Grand Theft Auto IV? The person’s profile was taken from a roid-monkey character named Brusie. The description is a fake. Brusie is a juicer, shooting up bull shark testosterone on a daily basis.
to Niko Bellicgay says:
i like the trash cans in the background lol
to gayfrankie says:
well it looks good sitting next to the garbage on the curb,,,BUY AMERICAN!!!!
to frankiePFC Grimenfilth says:
I own an ’03 540 so I’ll confess that I am a BMW enthusiast, hence I like this guy’s car. However, a six year old M3 is nothing to brag about in Scottsdale. You see much nicer cars everywhere you go. Any girl that would sleep with someone because he drives an ’02 M3 is a pathetic whore, so I doubt this guy pulls 9s and 10s.
to PFC Grimenfilthredcups says:
I sincerely hope he’s joking. Regardless, it’s still good marketing; some douche will probably read that and realize what he’s been missing out on in his 3 series and decide he’s “interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp”. Sad but true.
to redcupsH says:
Well emailer, you just gave this douche about 50,000 extra views
to HHahaha says:
I guess the GTA thing answers my question.
to HahahaChina Town Rodney says:
The red print in the add is clearly inserted after the original add. I smell conspiracy.
to China Town RodneyDick Dasterdly says:
I like how he did his 50K mile service at 65K miles, haven’t exactly taken car of your Pimp-mobile to factory specs have you! Maybe him and RichieRich should hook-up and comapre notes on their 9′s and 10′s…sure it would be a short conversation.
to Dick DasterdlyBrandon Lee says:
This guy is a friend of mine and its all a joke. The car was sold before he put this add on.Its one of his 5 cars he has. I think its pretty hilarious stuff and i’m sure some scottsdaledbag will fall for it.
to Brandon LeeCLEAN says:
haha yeah obviously the type up is the poster pulling a “funny one”
to CLEANmorons... says:
it is obviously a joke. *whoosh* (thats the sound the joke makes as it goes over your heads).
to morons...lol says:
no we dont play grand theft auto , video games are wack .
to lolfunny says:
You can click and get his phone number……..
to funnyBilly Bukakee says:
China town, click the link and u will see its from the orginal. I would put money down that the seller is from jersey.
to Billy Bukakeevladimir says:
his email is conner [dot] john2 [at] gmail [dot] com
to vladimirJohn says:
Hey this is my genetically superior autotrader ad. Thanks for making it so popular cuz now I’m gettin offers way above what I was asking. All you playa hataz out there need to keep your salty opinions to yourself, and all you ladies emailin me to hook up send pics, cuz I aint replyin unless you’re a 9 or a 10 (I hook up with 9s only when I’m really drunk). Stay Alpha!
to JohnAnonymous says:
conner dot john2 at gmail dot com….hit him up and let him know what a pimp he is
to Anonymousidealthereal says:
yea…dudes a fag….but can’t hate on the price tag..haha
to idealtherealwest sider posing as a daleboy says:
Typical DBag Westsider. This guy is in Peoria (85383 listed in the Autorader ad and the tan garbage cans aren’t found in the Dale).
May be a GTA reference. But its true the majority of people at the Scottsdale bars are losers not from the Dale posing for the night. Another Westside DBag that goes to the Scottsdale clubs and give the city a bad name.
The Dale needs border agents to keep all the South & West siders out. I’d bet the number of DBags could be almost eliminated if we keep them out of our city. The real people in the Dale dont have tribal tattoos or wear Affliction. Those are dead giveaways of a Wes sider or an apartment living Dale DBag loser.
to west sider posing as a daleboyAnonymous says:
GTA 4 explains this. Thanks Niko – I had a hard time believing anyone was this big of a loser but you never know with the Westernized Iranians and Italians out there.
to AnonymousYeah.. ew.. says:
I love that when you look at the actual AutoTrader ad, it says he’s in Peoria. Stay classy Westside…
to Yeah.. ew..ah duh says:
nope, read the original on the link…dumbass
to ah duhwanker says:
Clearly has father issues.
to wankerUmissedtheknifeintheboot says:
Lose the Nazi- Sled! Beamers are GHAY…That’s right. There is now an H in Gay do to the fact that you drive a BMW. Fu*cking Twat…. I hope this ad was fake?
to Umissedtheknifeinthebootdouche bag say what says:
Classic, once again the Dirty Army has won this butt plug has pulled the ad.
to douche bag say whatBrusie from GTA!!! says:
It’s definitely a GTA IV reference. 100% If you played the game or know someone who has played the game you know exactly what I’m talking about.
to Brusie from GTA!!!alexico says:
if you look at nsxprime.com it was a joke and this add has gotten national attention which will help sell his car and he wins and laughs…
to alexicoAnonymous says:
Wow, this website is full of morons. Did you really believe the ad? I mean, seriously? God I swear this site is made by douchebags, for douchebags.
You aren’t cool because you visit a site that makes fun of people
to Anonymous~Karen~ says:
ad is no longer up.. lol good times
to ~Karen~haha says:
the idiots have prevailed! he pulled the ad! good job for not getting the reference/joke. once again the dirty army succeeds in doing something asinine. *clap
to hahasaturn killed says:
winners dont live in scottsdales, don’t play video games (unless you fatality making a million a year to do it) don’t juice, and dont drop money into an old ass benz…but D Bags do. and after he don promoting does he have to call and check in with his mom?
to saturn killedM_James says:
He removed the listing.. DAMNNN. It is however better than some poser C Class Benz…
to M_JamesJess says:
saturn killed learn to spell. Your point is lost in that mess of a post.
to JessRunnin on Ya' Moms! says:
Aaahhhaaaaaa, I saw this thing rollin off Frank Lloyd Wright and 101 last week— I mean, c’mon, can’t the driver be atleast as cool as his Nazi engineered ride?! ToolBag!
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