Posted in Canary, Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | May 23rd, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: new hot-mess pictures of canary and her gang, I think she may have found one hot friend— the blonde in black in the first pic, would you?!?
Answer: Yes, after her +2′s settle. They look a little fresh.
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Joey says:
looks like her +2s are running away from her muffin top. black wont hide it forever. Sharpeez for life son
to JoeyDTM says:
Dear poster, I think that this picture is more photo shopped then the one of frogs face on an actual frog.
These girls are beat, they have missed the window of opportunity to land a rich guy and move to Aliso Viejo aka stuccoland by a house and squeeze 3 kids out of there ass, they should just give up and stay in the 909.
to DTMWOW says:
THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS BANGING!
to WOWDoucheface Killa says:
You’d think for women so obsessed with their looks they could use the red eye remover on Windows Photo before posting…
to Doucheface KillaStupid Ass... says:
Hey DTM, these girls aren’t from the 909. Blonde on the left grew up in Newps and is one of the nicest caring people you could meet (love you Heather) so maybe you should do more research before trying to bash a woman who you could never touch even if you wanted to. Sounds like you know Aliso V*ejo pretty well. I’m sure you own a house there and are a Mortgage Broker waiting for the “big turn around”. Douche…
to Stupid Ass...Two tones.... says:
These two hoo-hoo’s have had more work done, then my car after a rollover. At least the body shop managed to paint the whole car the same color. Not white on top and bronze all over. Stupid ass… learn to put your revlon on. The one on the right looks like her wig is coming off.
to Two tones....actually... says:
DTM doesn’t know Aliso Viejo. He is from Newport (now anyway, he didn’t grow up there) that thinks anything but Newport sucks. You should be so lucky as to own a house in Aliso Viejo, or anywhere DTM. Don’t knock it. “Stupid ass” your comment was pretty funny, I have to admit! Thanks for that!
to actually...actually... says:
Sorry, I meant that “he is one of those people that thinks anything but Newport sucks”. Apologies.
to actually...the Uber says:
The nails are a bit much, but other than that blondie is smokin!
to the Ubercutie pie says:
fake boob and nose white girls!
to cutie pieJerry says:
She is so beautiful I don’t mind the hole in her lip and I almost didn’t notice the grandma hands.
7.1547
to JerryHeather = whore says:
Heather is a self centered bitch who is obsessed with herself and thinks she is the hottest thing ever. Without the fake tan, +2′s, fake bleached out wanna be playmate hair, and loads of MAC she is a hideous mess.
to Heather = whoreHeather....... says:
Heather is one of the fakest people I have ever met – she did my hair once, she’s a hairdresser.
to Heather.......cutie pie says:
all i see is orange skin and fake boobs and fake collagen lips!
to cutie pieDirty Doctor? says:
Whoever did all their boobs should loose their license, if they ever had one.
BTW, if you have to photoshop your pic to where you look melted something is seriously wrong with you in person..
to Dirty Doctor?Gross says:
Nice photoshopped lips canary.
to Grossummmm says:
someone tell canary that sky shirts are played out and tacky before she spends another $200 in tips on them. sorry i mean life savings!
to ummmmThe Lawnmower says:
The Lawnmower would.
to The Lawnmowerhighway291 says:
Oh yes I would certainly do that and I intend to visualize it when my wife gets out of the shower and I use her like a plastic f*ck doll.
to highway291OLDSCHOOL says:
I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY COST TO RENT FOR THE NIGHT? MY OLD BALLS NEED SOME LOVE.
to OLDSCHOOLhe says:
you b*tches look like used up beat skank prostitutes…id like to see your fugly asses in about 10 years..
to heI'd hit it! says:
laura and heather are both fkn’gorgeous..give me both of them,i’ll take the package deal!
to I'd hit it!Planooo says:
The blonde with the short hair looks like a fkn horse.
to PlanoooPoopsy says:
Canary looks like Cher in ths one.
to Poopsyc'mon says:
they’re all pretty. just too much fake. and don’t lie guys, you’d bang all of them
to c'monlove it says:
keep talking shi* haters! I feel so sorry for all you pathetic losers that actually sit up at night and post negative comments about other people’s lives..that says alot about yours,doesn’t it?
to love itCali cutie says:
Laura…I think you look beautiful..as always. Your friend is pretty hot also…..
to Cali cutieoompah loompahs! says:
hahaha ohhhh Heather. you little attention whore. guys have you ever seen her myspace? its ridiculous. completely filled with “modeling pics” and mirror pics with her rock hard plastic boobs screaming to get out of her 2 size too small top. just like every other OC bimbo.
to oompah loompahs!tiger man says:
ok this is overly doing photoshop! its quite embarrassing… weres krusty in this one o probably fighting someone im sure
to tiger man