Donkey Kong
EMAIL: RUN Donkey RUN
It appears Donkey Kong is on the ropes. Here is your Mikey “mexican” M*rtinez update. Last week the DEA/ North Central Narcotics Unit closed in on Kong. Mikey, living at his sisters condo, was not home at the time. The police had a signed warrant to arrest Mikey and search the property. Mikey may have not been at home, but part of his drug stash was (he keeps most narcotics in a storage locker). So where is Kong now? Only a few crack head Chicago celebrities know. Time will only tell. Donkey Kong could be on the run for days or months. It’s only a matter of time before authorities discover the left over trail of biscuits, blood crusted syringes, and banana peels. Party it up Mikey. You don’t have long till your in the zoo eating brown man bananas.
Actually according to DIRTY ARMY intel that I am getting, Donkey Kong is in Scottsdale. Can any soldier verify that?- nik
umm…Lake geneva….
I’m thinking the chain
Martinez is a tool, his famous quotes “that how I roll”, I hope they catch this douche dong in Scottsdale.
Hopefully DEA gets him before Salinas, Chinn,Dahling or Jovi
YUM
you figure he learn his lesson the first time. Maybe he’ll get his front veneers knock the fuk out again in prison.
run forest run!
Do not believe everything you read….. People need to just mind their own business and stop spreading rumors, come on grow up and leave mike alone…. who cares about where he is or what he is doing-
living here in scottsdale and moving into or has already moved into the palladium…
I saw him at Martini Ranch last week
Is there a cash reward out for this dude? I’d be happy to go apprehend his monkey ass and collect on it…
Really?? I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site — “WealthyDater.com” —–last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site — “WealthyDater.com” —–last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.is it true??
I guess he will roll on his buds like he did last time
Stop snitchin.
I would ride it like a pony!!!
he was in chronic, in Newport last night gettng a bowl.
I saw him all cracked out at Myst two Saturdays ago.
What was his sisters name again?
Christina?
Christi?
what did he do?
>>>>>Stop snitchin.
So who exactly is this guy?? Can someone fill me in?
attention i just saw him at Enclave last night in Chicago!!! i highly doubt he got a place in AZ….
he was at axis last saturday
I DON’T THINK THIS STORY IS TRUE, I JUST SAW MIKE LAST WEEK IN SCOTTSDALE, SAID HE LIVES HERE NOW
abitch= Andrea, the crackhead loser bitch thats obsessed with him
How come half my f-ing posts make it up, but people like Melissa can post spam posts 2X in a row…geesh…anyhow.
I saw this guy like 3 weeks ago at 6 in Scottsdale on one of Durkie’s nights…I think it was Thursday- I was a little drunk, so I’m not sure which night, but I do remember seeing him- and remember talking to Durkie later that night…the two things not related.
why are we supposed to care about this fat kid again? Is he somehow important? I mean….beyond hanging out in North Tempe, at a place Durkee would be seen???
Oh…wait, wasn’t this chunker on “the Biggest Loser” fat off?
the guy in back is hot!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:51 am
what did he do?
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Well his major offense:
1.) Being an A #1 jerkoff–DB who bottoms for Joey from the Real World.
2.) Warrants are due to slinging X & cola in multiple states.
3.) 00, he had the chance to keep his mouth shut, but voluntarily
flipped on his buddies to increase their sentence–RAT–
Again, major transgression is being a coked out, roid injectin, pole smokin, pillow biting, C*m guzzler–who is a leech and a user…
Just sayin–
El TORO
Sounds like a jag -bag…but not much different from most kids his age living that lifestyle. he will fit in in Scottsdale. This place is like camoflauge for D-Bags!
If you want to meet a guy exactly like him, go to Z-Tejas on a Friday night, or just ask for ANY Doorman at ANY club…..haha.
MIKE THE HUSTLER. MY BOYYY.
WHEN WE GONNA MOVE SOME WEIGHT AGAIN!?
ive seen this guy in clubs in the chi.. hes a monster…
THis site is a sell out. Smell cops all over this bs
ALSO, SINCE HE IS GOING AWAY ANYWAYS. I WILL PUT THIS OUT THERE. MIKEY AND ME HOOKED UP MORE THAN A FEW DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. HE HAS A BIG ONE (YUM-YUM). HE IS KIND OF LOOSE THOUGH. HE MUST HAVE BEEN RAN THROUGH MORE THAN A FEW TIMES.. IN PRISON OR ON THE STREET. WHATEVER. I WILL MISS YOU LOVE MUFFIN! HURRRY BACK SO WE CAN GET NASTY AGAIN BABY
I can also say I have had some good hot nights with mikey.he was good. You will be missed big boy.
thats funny i was there when mikey and shamon hooked up that night they were in his room for 3 hours and when they came out they swore to god all they were doing was bumps i’m glad armond finally came out the closet thatta boy!!
he looks yummy.. i would tap that all night
this cheeze you call donkey kong, use to manage a call center in tempe, but quit after everyone found out about his drug habbits and this site…
Fn funny as hell. Was reading thru evry thng and saw exactly what I was thinking. Dude call me. I still owe u money for gettn ur car impounded. 6023301266 ha. By the way the boys in chi are wonderin bout u.
Just for you Mikey!!