FRED
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | May 19th, 2008
EMAIL: Nik, you will not believe this!!! I was invited to a pool party at my buddies this past weekend and guess who was in the pool? Mother F*ckin’ FRED!!!!!!!! He was trying to get the rings at the bottom of the pool.
Emailer relax… I thought you were going to say Mother F-ing Snakes in the Mother F-ing Pool. FRED Rocks and so does his color coded cubicle. Scottsdale just like the ground hog coming out to see his shadow- FRED has jumped in the pool. It is officially POOL SEASON B*tches! Get NAKED!- nik
yeah fred says:
hahahaha! fred was at a pool party and was trying to get rings off the bottom with googles! fred is officially the coolest motherf*cker i’ve ever heard of! FRED FOR SCOTTSDALE MAYOR.
to yeah fredSven says:
Fred would be way more fun to party with than any of the dbags and sluts on here!
Fred, you rock!
to SvenCow Bell says:
Fred is the best!! MORE FRED!!
to Cow BellLove him says:
You can come to my pool party ANY time Fred…you can dive for my ring you sexy stud you
to Love himBoones Farm says:
Hey e-mailer wuz he drinking green Boones Farm like last year?
to Boones Farmis says:
that josh seig?
to isbaba ganoush says:
I’m not gonna lie, that sounds like old school fun right there.
to baba ganoushpto2617 says:
There needs to be an “Ask Fred” section where Dirty readers can submit questions to Fred. Maybe he could have a weekly mailbag column?
to pto2617Colon says:
He should start a business of showing up at pool parties dressed just like this, I know I would pay for it!!!!!!
to ColonHaha says:
Don’t be fooled young ones. That is Nik swimming in his mom’s pool.
to Hahapto2617 says:
Dont be fooled. That’s Nik swimming in his mother’s pool.
to pto2617azzweepe says:
fred is nik nik is fred
to azzweepemicheal scott says:
FUDAR!!!!!
to micheal scotthighway291 says:
Fred you are beautiful because you truly love yourself and live your life to the fullest, you rock animal mother.
to highway291WHITE BOY says:
fred is the coolest….you know why, he does not act lake a typical D-bag
to WHITE BOYbartender says:
we love you fred!!! i love it when u snort vodka off the bottom of shot glass
to bartenderdouchehater says:
He so reminds me of Mary’s brother in There’s Something About Mary
to douchehaterbiotech says:
this guy is the best thing about this site. he seems real, which is more than i can say for the editor.
to biotechNik Ruined My Life says:
Fred is not Nik. I mean Fred is a sexy beast and all, but do you think Fred would be that picky about every damn girl that is submitted in the “Would you” section? Noooo! Fred would f**k a sheep if he could.
to Nik Ruined My LifeBut I will agree, I LOVE Fred! I ran into him at the bar and told him he was my favorite and he just replied “WHY!!!? I dont do anything!” lol. Freakin Fred!
FRED says:
I’m back baby!
I actually had intercourse with a girl for the first time since my last photo was on the site…FREE OF CHARGE!
Thanks Nik.
to FREDween says:
uh nik ruined my life
to weenso do you really think that nik is some adonis , supermale god just beacause he says he wont do all the girls on here and is so picky. ?? good lord are you that stunod? fred is nik and he rips on girls cause he cant get em .. that is his revenge please do not procreate you are to stupid to raise more idiot babys
duznt care says:
YEAHHH FRED!!!
to duznt careMC for FRED! says:
FRED is GOD!
to MC for FRED!Bow down bitches!!
UAlovesFRED says:
Fred you are the original dirty regular….I love you, so glad to see you’re making a comeback on the site!!
to UAlovesFREDplease??? says:
Can someone PLEASE send in more pictures of Fred??? It seems like he’s been in hiding. I MISS HIM!!! (Pretty please?)
to please???Hey Morons says:
Nik is not Fred. You are idiots.
to Hey Moronsgood times says:
Looks like fred has put his work in. He’s obviously ready for the pool party circuit and his hard work in the gym has definately paid off. Get it Fred!
to good timessnake says:
Is that a snake in FREDs is swim trunks? why wasnt I invited to his pool party?
to snakefred is nick says:
Hey Nick (Fred) why did you take down your pic w/ your girlfriend. Only You NIck(FRED) could have taken it down..NICK IS FRED.
to fred is nick