Introducing “Cinnamon Twist”


cinnamon twist

So let me tell you about this Houston Douche Bag who I think reminds me of FROG and The BURRITO. All I said was that he looked like a Sunset Tan Douche and he flipped out. So I have decided to name him “Cinnamon Twist” because he reminds of the side item from Taco Bell that is ordered with The BURRITO. Plus his frosted tips look like he might be playing for the other team.

Click here to read our email conversation… yes, he is nuts like FROG and The BURRITO. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AT THIS DOUCHE BAG. Viva la Cinnamon Twist!

DIRTY ARMY please do work on this guy. I need the goods.- nik


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  1. May 27, 2008 at 7:54 am

    WELL I THINK says:

    he looks like a frumpy hobbit…i think his new name should be ‘Douche Baggins’

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  2. May 27, 2008 at 8:30 am

    he's a douchetard says:

    Just google “lavishnights” to see his MySpace page. TONS of pics. It seems frog taught him how to pose.

    If Frog and Clay Aiken had a child, you’d end up with this douchenozzle.

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  3. May 27, 2008 at 8:34 am

    I'm Stupid says:

    So, say somone found his myspace page..we shouldn’t post a link to it here right?

    Just askin.

    Email me link please.- nik

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  4. May 27, 2008 at 8:36 am

    manfriend says:

    Someone should call INS on this glorified taco vendor. Maybe he’s here for asylum since the ‘cans have been rioting and beating down all the emos south of the border.

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  5. May 27, 2008 at 8:45 am

    not says:

    so lame. i want to run into him somewhere… i would do my part to make him cry.

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  6. May 27, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Jesse James says:

    This guy runs businesses? How can someone who can’t spell any better than a 3rd grader run any type of business? People seriously crack me up. Hey tardboy, stfu, go back to your rented apartment and drown yourself in your toilet bowl you fuktard.

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  7. May 27, 2008 at 8:53 am

    dirtnasty says:

    I met cinnamon twist in a costa rican prison , but he was known as Honey Buns ( chilla-ling) back then (around 2001). He was put in their for attempting to solicit sex from a minor, a minor who also was male (and prob still had bigger balls than twisty McDick over here). He turned bitch within his first 24 hours of being there and has had every AIDS infested Costa Rican C@cK so far inside him that his intestines were actually damaged and he experienced internal bleeding. The only way kept my butt cheeks closed was bc this guy gave it up to everybody. the only reason I made it thru that experience was sayin “Hey, at least thats not me” in reference to Cinny Twist. I thought I would never ever ever EVER hear about this kid again, but here he is on the dirty . I guess after getting Butt-pirated in Costa Rican prison I should have known the next logical step for this Douche was to promote clubs in Houston.

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  8. May 27, 2008 at 9:12 am

    FAKE says:

    This dude is such a fake!!! He has burned bridges at every single club he has ever worked at. Real promoters laugh at his name! He claims to be a big time promoter from Miami when truth be told all he did was trow himself a birthday party! I’ve had some awesome parties… guess that makes me a promoter too!

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  9. May 27, 2008 at 9:52 am

    FredforPresident says:

    Nik What happoned to my post? Did you reject it as I called you out? Like I said…we have mutual friends. I know the crew you hang out with…and yes I too used to live at the Dakota’s at McDowell Mountain ranch!

    Never lived in the dakotas? But I know the crew you are talking about.- nik

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  10. May 27, 2008 at 10:07 am

    hobit says:

    george gomez…. is christian milano! wow…… douche bag of a promoter! thinks he is better than all off houstons promoters….. gay ass fag for real! and i agree with FAKE…. people laugh at him… and no one likes him! what an asssss…… i wonder who he pissed off this time!?

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  11. May 27, 2008 at 10:38 am

    JOE D says:

    This guy is in charge of marketing for a corporate law firm?? Did you read the email. The guy doesn’t even know how to spell “know” correctly. He spells it “no” like an uneducated little prick. Way to put this guy on blast Nik. Hopefully we see more of this idiot and “Cinnamon Twist” becomes yet another fabulously douchey dirty celebrity!!

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  12. May 27, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Yowsa says:

    People need to learn that NO ONE will ever take you seriously if you simply cannot correctly spell words such as “their” or “know”. Let alone use a damn apostrophe! Jesus!

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  13. May 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Mr. X says:

    Don’t worry. I know plenty of law firms and computer engineers to back you up Nik.

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  14. May 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Lacy says:

    All of yall are soo jealous of him that it is funny!! LOL!!!! Yall have nothing better to do but to say things about him that are not true!!!

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  15. May 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    me biatches says:

    Just want to say thanks to all my fans! Your boy cinnamon twist will be at Mantra this Friday hosting da dirty.com party here in Houston. Come take a swing at Nik Richie aka Douch Bag. lmao! This Friday,Mantra,711 Main st.,Houston,TX 77002

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  16. May 27, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    eroc says:

    isnt “CHURRO” mexican for cinniman twist? Theres nothing better to wash a burrito down than a churro!

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  17. May 27, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    seriously says:

    That guy is laughed at in Houston…another wannabe promoter with no friends.

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  18. May 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Dangle says:

    I’m not totally sure but someone that looks like Cinnamon sold my autistic brother crack and then ate my neighbors cat.

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  19. May 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Alladin says:

    I love christian. he is great.

    One time he took it he took it up the stink shoot for a club promotion at fame. Codi Cisneros is also amazing in the sac. I know because I put it in his poop shoot just last week while his underage girlfriend Lexi aka Tank Ass watched in lust.

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  20. May 28, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    goldenchild says:

    I met cinnamon twist in a costa rican prison , but he was known as Honey Buns ( chilla-ling) back then (around 2001). He was put in their for attempting to solicit sex from a minor, a minor who also was male (and prob still had bigger balls than twisty McDick over here). He turned bitch within his first 24 hours of being there and has had every AIDS infested Costa Rican C@cK so far inside him that his intestines were actually damaged and he experienced internal bleeding. The only way kept my butt cheeks closed was bc this guy gave it up to everybody. the only reason I made it thru that experience was sayin “Hey, at least thats not me” in reference to Cinny Twist. I thought I would never ever ever EVER hear about this kid again, but here he is on the dirty . I guess after getting Butt-pirated in Costa Rican prison I should have known the next logical step for this Douche was to promote clubs in Houston.

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  21. May 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    wondering says:

    their vs. there … you’d think he would be able to get that being business savvy and all – just saying

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  22. June 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    LMFAO..... says:

    Hey Cinammon Twist – How are those conference calls with the advertisers coming along? Have you convinced anyone to stop advertising on this website? Doesn’t look like it to me. You are such a fool. Just cut your losses and call it quits before it gets worse. Nick won the battle.

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  23. June 4, 2008 at 7:52 am

    you know says:

    Cinammon Twist..Luv it Nick!! Fits him a lot better than “Sweetpea”, which what they called him in highschool.. LMFAO

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  24. June 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    lovesss ittt says:

    thanks to my fkin awesome camera,
    i took this fkin picture of that nasty hoe jessica and christian m*lano!
    haha lovessss itttt

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  25. June 6, 2008 at 12:25 am

    drtonne says:

    Nik I think you are running out of materials, you are being redundant. Don’t tell me that this is the best your “Dirty army” could do. Go to myspace, copy every picture that you can get your hands on, paste them here and repeat the same sentences over and over again. This is laughable, you completely failed at your job my friend.

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  26. July 15, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    GET YOUR CINNY DESIGNER T-SHIRT NOW!!!! says:

    “I’M WITH CINNY” & “CINNY TWIST ARMY” t-shirts coming soon!!! ONLY $29.99 IF YOU ORDER THROUGH dirty.com. **MORE INFO COMING SOON**
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