Kobe & Vanessa- The DIRTY Smell Test **UPDATE**
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Dirty Cheerleaders, Hollywood, The Dirty | May 22nd, 2008
Weird, Lisa Estrada head of the Laker Girls organization at the LAKERS has stopped emailing me all the sudden in regards to “Resignation” information? (She was responding to my emails really fast. Lisa what happened? I was in love… I think you might be the one!) She must be busy with the playoffs… every Laker Girls Dream! Everyone from the Laker camp has gone silent and nobody from Kobe’s legal has reached out to shut me up. Usually if a story isn’t true LEGAL would be banging down my door. Vanessa Curry how is your “HOSTING” career going in HAYWARD, CA? Honestly how much did they pay you under the table? FISHY? I hope everyone is taking this time to get their stories straight.- nik
*The Dirty is in no way affiliated and/or in association with the Lakers franchise.*
DIRTY ARMY intel was received about an alleged torrid affair between Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Curry (not his wife, Vanessa Bryant). The Dirty Source stated this was definitely a cloak and dagger affair… completely covert. The Dirty Source is holding images as well. This alleged affair lead to the forced resignation of Vanessa from the 07-08 Laker Girls Squad. We reached out to Vanessa and the Laker’s organization to get statements. The Lakers claim that Vanessa resigned from the squad to pursue a “hosting career”. Vanessa obviously did not want to speak… though BTW she has a sexy voice!
This DOES NOT pass “The Dirty Smell Test”. If you are 18 years old, lived in Hayward, CA, are the hottest of the Laker Girls and your team is in the NBA playoffs… WOULD YOU QUIT DURING THE PLAYOFFS???? EXXXXXACTLY!
SHE IS A HOT (5.678234) 18 YEAR OLD AND HAAARD TO RESIST PLAYING BALL WITH! Vanessa Curry The DIRTY ARMY Salutes you… Please touch our knees and was it consensual? Just Sayin’.
**Photo creations courtesy of The DIRTY ARMY**






Phil Jackson says:
Does she swallow?
to Phil JacksonUm....... says:
I worked @ a retail store in SouthCoast and Vanessa Bryant used to come in all of the time…she just likes to spend Kobe’s money. She even mentioned 1 time that she can’t let him know how much she spent. Golddigger! Who cares he cheats, Vanessa like the expensive apologies.
to Um.......Randooola says:
I agree with one other person post that men usually do not cheat only once. If they cheat once most likely they will cheat again and you have to realize that Kobe is not a bad looking man, he is a star and have lots of shh money.
funny thing here is that I went to fan appreciation day at the old forum where you stand in line and get autograph from the players and Shaqs line was the longest and Kobe line was long but not that long he was still in his first or second year anyway a hot girl wave at Kobe behind that was in front of me and he motioned for her to come straight up and let security let her come up and not wait in line. So he always had the eyes for the lady. There is nothing wrong with that because I have the eyes for the ladies too but I do not have the fame or the money to get the ladies he gets.
to RandooolaAnonymous says:
Have you ever thought “Maybe he knows this girl.”
to AnonymousJabronie says:
The purple crayon strikes again. Stupid jabronie.
to JabroniePuleez says:
Vanessa Curry is just aight. I heard that Kobe can’t move on from this one though.
to PuleezThe Red Power Ranger says:
maybe she had to quit cause kobe raped her in the butt hole to hard when the suns beat them in the playoffs back then
to The Red Power RangerBIG FRESNO. says:
BIG NIK, COME ON MAN, LEAVE KOBE ALONG WE’RE TRYING TO WIN ANOTHER RING BRO.
to BIG FRESNO.WE ALL KNOW KOBE GETS MORE NICER BOOTY THEN LEBRICK JAMES,,, JUST SAYING…
Lebron says:
Kobe loves butt sex. Who likes to get sht on their pole?
to Lebronwade says:
lol
to wademikezballz says:
As long as we 3-peat da Mamba can squeeze all the Laker gurlz,I say get em’ while they’re young.Also,there will be a time
to mikezballzwhen he will be older and it just don’t happen like it used to.Tear it up!!!!!!
bootyluv3r says:
backdoor love is the best, it’s warmer, tighter (in some cases) and more degrading to the woman
to bootyluv3rAnonymous says:
your wife is a ugly fake bitch just like you are. her boobs r as fake as your hair. you both need each other cause u have no idea what reailty is.your wife is sooooo ugly she looks like a man with lomas last name. i know you wont put this on your web site but thats ok cause their are other sites i will use to bash you and your ugly bastard family. hope you enjoy getting bashed so you can see how it feels. you dick sucking asshole. your wife eats so much pussy she always smells like a skank. I’M comeing for you on the internet watch out you dick sucking bastard. i am going to bash your mama and kids and your entire family. you can bet on that. hope you enjoy it. i am the most evil person you will ever here from.
to Anonymousqguocdy says:
itpazjm
to qguocdyDJ DANGERHOUSE ERIC BARNES says:
i personally find butt sex with a man to be the most satisfying experience a man can go through. the smell the warmth and the feel of it makes my fruit basket gape like a watermelon
eric barnes
to DJ DANGERHOUSE ERIC BARNES