SEATTLE we have a DIRTY NAME!
The DIRTY ARMY has knighted these two DOUCHE BAGS… from this day hence forth the twins will be named:
“GWINS” (Gay Twins)
- 50 tyson
- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
- Access Douche
- Acorn
- Adobe
- AIM
- Alien
- Anteaters
- AR Mystery
- Aubrey (H)O'Day
- Back-Up Dancer
- Billy the Corky
- Black Barbie Shim
- Blonde Snookie
- Blonkey
- BMD
- Bomba
- BoobSquatch
- Booty Chest
- Boston Globes
- Brock's Chick
- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
- Brody Chinner
- Burnt Bacon
- Canary
- Carlsbad
- Carmex
- Carrollton
- Casper
- CG-Girl
- Chernobyl
- Chesticles
- Chewbacca
- Chicago Lizard
- Chin-Chilla
- Cigar
- Cinnamon Twist
- Circus Coon
- Clown Under
- Cock Star
- Cole Soar
- ConRoids
- Crow
- D-Nazi
- Dallas Blonde Mafia
- Darling Dikki
- Derby
- Donkey
- Donkey Kong
- Dr. Douche
- E.T.
- Elvira
- Fake Equis
- Fake Kim Kardashian
- Fighter
- Fish Lips
- Fivehead
- Forhidden
- Frankie DelTaco
- Freddy Fags
- Frog
- G-Girl
- Gayviator
- Goose
- Gremlin
- Gretchen Rossi
- Grinch
- Guinea Pig
- Gumbi
- Guppy
- Gwins
- Half Squat
- HDBB
- House Of Crayons
- Houston Rockets
- Human Cheeto
- iPout
- Jaden Solo
- Junior Varsity
- Justin Bobby
- Kaden Solo
- Kangaroid
- Kanye Chest
- Kochran Kardashian
- Krispy Kreme
- Krusty
- Lamey
- Lawyer Mike
- Leinart's Beer Bong B*tch
- Leper
- Loptimus Prime
- MAC Attack
- Malpractice
- Maple Queef
- Mapquest
- Maxy Mouse
- Michelin
- Miss Good Finger
- Miss Tommy Gun
- Mr. 615
- My Little Pony
- Nick Malibu
- Nickel
- Night Rider
- Nik's Chick
- Nintendoll
- Optical Illusion
- Osama Chin Laden
- P-Nazi
- Picasso
- Prodigy
- Pucker
- Rackstar
- Red Rocket
- RichieRexic
- RO-Hawk
- RoidBoy
- Roller Girl
- Same Face Barbie
- Same-Face
- Scooby
- Scooby Snack
- Sea Biscuit
- Secretariat
- Shimderella
- Shomos
- Silver Dollar
- Smeagol
- Snaggle Tooth
- Soccer Mom
- Spartica
- Star F*cker
- Sugar Tranny
- Sunset Douche
- Super Pimp Trout
- Sword Case
- T-Girl
- Tara Bobgreg
- Tatouche
- The Burrito
- The Gap
- The Nanny
- The Pelican
- The Predator
- Thickness
- Timberfake
- Tony Fag
- Tranny Manny
- Travolta
- Udders
- Uncle Chuck
- Unicorn
- VanTranny
- Veins
- White Buffalo
- Wild Thing
- Wire Transfer
- Wombat
- Xyz
- Yahoo
- Zed
Dirty Celebs
Dirty Athletes
- Air Force
- Alabama
- Appalachian State
- Arizona / UofA
- Arizona State
- Auburn
- Berkeley
- Butler
- BYU
- Central Florida
- Central Michigan
- Chico State
- Clemson
- Davidson
- Delaware
- Drake
- Duke
- E. Carolina Univ
- FIDM
- Marine Corps
- Florida State
- Fresno State
- Georgetown
- George Wash
- Georgia
- Gonzaga
- Harvard
- Hawaii
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kansas State
- LSU
- Marine Corps
- Marquette
- Marshall
- Maryland
- Miami (Ohio)
- Michigan
- Michigan St.
- Minnesota
- Mississippi State
- Missouri
- Montana State
- Navy
- NC State
- Nebraska
- Notre Dame
- Ohio
- Ohio State
- Oklahoma
- Oklahoma State
- Ole Miss
- Oregon
- Oregon State
- Penn State
- Pitt
- Purdue
- Rollins College
- Rutgers
- SDSU
- Southern
- S. Illinois Univ
- South Florida
- Stanford
- Texas
- Texas A&M
U.S.
Canada
- Anchorage
- Atlanta
- Austin
- Baltimore
- Baton Rouge
- Charlotte
- Chicago
- Cincinnati
- Cleveland
- Columbus
- Dallas
- Denver
- Detroit
- Dublin
- Hamptons
- Hollywood
- Honolulu
- Houston
- Huntington Beach
- Ibiza
- Indianapolis
- Jackson
- Jacksonville
- Kansas City
- Las Vegas
- Little Rock
- Los Angeles
- Miami
- Montréal
- Manchester
- Manhattan
- Maui
- Melbourne
- Memphis
- Nashville
- Newport
- New England
- New Jersey
- New Orleans
- New York City
- Orlando
- Paris
- Philadelphia
- Pittsburgh
- Portland
- Raleigh-Durham
- Reno
- Richmond
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I dont understand the Ninja Turtles water bottles!?!?! but, they are hot.
You know research really does say that the likelihood of one male twin is very high of being gay, like 80%
The army has spoken and Gwins wins! Perfect name for these knobs.
best name that u have given any1! good job nick
sweet cooler fagot…
Wonder Gwins… activate! Form of… a TAMPON!
Yay, my vote did count! I agree, best nickname thus far.
Whatever Nic, you wish you had their lives.
Do you lay in the tanning bed together you fags, or rub mystic on each others abs. I hope you come down here to OC or LA and try to surf and get your ass kicked for being posers. That or develope melanoma.
Great name..the best lately! Probably their only claim to fame…..
my favorite name won
why do they always hang out with each other?
if i had an identical twin i would kill him. good looking guys.. sure. future.. outside being ambercrombie models who touch each others board shorts? I think too much time is spent on doing sit ups and tanning and not enough wearing a suit and tie… just a thought.
if one dies, do you think the other one would quickly follow?
I am happy to have offered this name and I thank you all Dirty Army across the Dirty US for choosing The Gwins name… really there is no reason to even offer them seperate names. These photos show them committing the same douchebaggary in each picture simultaneously as one.
God, their tans are so revolting! Nobody is supposed to look like that. Just stop now. Fake is not hot.
I love Gwins and agree it is the best one. I offered Double Bent Twins (as in bent over for each other)in the original post but the voted for Gwins because it’s way funnier.
Dudes your jealousy is showing and flamingly so. Just because they are hot, tanned and smooth you want to brand them as gaysters.
It has been my experience that most of the best looking guys are gay especially if they are smooth chested but that’s no reason to brand them as so.
Let’s see your chest pics dipsticks, Too Funny, orange invasion, Dalls lt, and especially “Sunset Tan.
There is no reason anyone should look like that in the NW…I hope I see these 2 f#cksticks @ the Sandbar over Memorial Day weekend. Even though those chicks look like Baghdad (bombed up & depleted) I’m pullin all of them right in front of these two Matel figures!
Soooooooo Queer. I bet they put on each others sun tan oil….
Do they really think that’s attractive?
i went to this trip with them and one of them layed in our bed and our white sheets turned orange… i guess they were spray tanning
too bad they will look hella old by the time they are 30 cuz of all that tanning.. its called skin damage and what!
You know how I know they are GWINS…they airbrush eachothers abs on!
They’re Jason and Jesse. I grew up with these guys. It’s funny how one can evolve from a normal human being into this. One who get’s so lost within himself that he can’t remember who he truly is.