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EMAIL: Check out one of the Lou’s finest jersey-chasin golddiggers. This girl is 22 and works at a mall and still lives at home with her parents. Yet she lives in the nightclub scene actin like she is VIP everywhere. She is a joke that doesn’t even have +1/2s and is packed with cellulite. What do you think?

Didn’t know Mexico invaded the Midwest.- nik


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  1. May 28, 2008 at 11:23 am

    thetruthgals says:

    doesnt she have like 3 or 4 guys she “dates” check out the one on the left legs in that pic, can you say cellulite or cellulot?

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  2. May 28, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Not even close says:

    This is not even close to the “finest” STL has to offer. Get a fuc*ing clue before you post sh*t dumb*ss.

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  3. May 29, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Out of your league says:

    Beat lake chicks rule.

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  4. June 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    I KNOW IT ALL! says:

    HaHa! You should see the Dumbo ears on this “finest” trash! Oh….how come nobody noticed the cankles?

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  5. June 5, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    PArsnip says:

    I visited that place one time……STL? It’s a big village of idiots that think they live the high life but forget they are stuck right in the middle of the US- the ghetto ! This girl is the perfect example of the club rat trash in STL! Get a life!

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  6. June 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    THE BOSS says:

    Let’s all start a donation box now!!! These he/she whatevers need some boobs!

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  7. June 5, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    SunDevil says:

    Is this what girls look like in the midwest? Do they live in a cave?
    This cellulite Mexican trash looks like she loves to name drop to feel important !

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  8. June 5, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Hornettez says:

    What is going on w/their outfits? She looks like a trashy secretary? Ruffles and booty shorts? I guess whatever is on sale at Target works for these skanks!

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  9. June 5, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    CasesMe says:

    She looks like she just crossed the border into Arizona! She probably needs a green card more than anything ! Holla puta!

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  10. June 5, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    CasesMe says:

    Club trash’s lower legs are smaller than her thighs……?????……Is she a new type of human?

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  11. June 6, 2008 at 9:04 am

    AshleySTL says:

    I’m curious to know what the individuals look like that are leaving these comments- …. She’s beautiful bottom line- Her only boyfriend doesn’t play ball- but I’m not writing THIS to justify THAT………..But seriously- if your life consists of a computer, a bad joke and bashing people – I feel sorry for you and maybe next lifetime …you will actually have a life……….Who has time to just sit around and make fun of people – And stop trying to pick apart the pretty girls – Face it fellas- these girls your making fun of- would never give you the time of day – Were you guys nerds in highschool ? Thats what it seems like-………….

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  12. June 6, 2008 at 11:52 am

    STL's Club Rat Detector says:

    Ashley is just defending her b/c she knows it could have just as easily been her club rat ass on here. You probably roll around in that girl’s “crew” and act like VIP’s whereever you go when in reality you live at home with mom and dad. You hoochies are so worried about going out so much ’cause mommy and daddy won’t let you have house parties anymore. Boo-hoo!!!! Oh well, maybe mom will let you have a sleep-over if you behave.

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  13. June 7, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Anonymous says:

    Yeah…AshleySTL is probably her friend ! lol….

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  14. June 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    dick says:

    Monica is a cool girl and hot

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  15. June 10, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Dirtygirl says:

    LOL….thanx for the name !He he…I’m sure she’ll appreciate you giving out her identity ! Idiot!

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  16. June 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    AshleySTL says:

    STL’s Club Rat Detector – kill ya self

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  17. June 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    dick says:

    like everyone in stl doesnt know who she is…jeessuuuusss

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  18. June 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    SERIOUSLY??! says:

    what is this, revenge of the f*cking nerds? this is the last time i visit this pity party for the ugly. it’s cool you guys wanna make yourselves feel better for being complete social rejects but try to remember that while you are at home on the computer trying to pick these pretty girls apart, they are out with their friends having the time of their lives. so keep hiding behind your computers, trying to convince yourselves you’re worth a damn. god only knows how hideous you all really are inside and out.

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  19. June 12, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Under Par says:

    Sounds like SERIOUSLY??! might be in one of the photos. Uh oh. Better go out and get drunk and chase some jerseys. I hear Steven Jackson likes club rats.

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  20. June 16, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    LuvnS says:

    Under Par – i can only guess what your life consists of..do u wake in the morning, jump out of bed and go giggling over to your computer and turn on the only means to a social life u have? i know this girl and i know exactly how beautiful she is. if you’ve ever seen her for yourself, you KNOW this is true. you can hate it…but that won’t change damn thing.jersey chasing? how original. that’s more like the motto of every guy who can’t get the attention of a pretty girl and wants to whine. so go ahead and say that i’m one of the jersey chasing club rats too…cause that’s all u got.

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  21. June 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    SHHH says:

    You are lame ! Shut your face!

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  22. June 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Luvin STL says:

    Please stop the hate. These girls are just targets ’cause they’re pretty. Just like most pretty girls are. Don’t take it so seriously. It’s just a website designed to get sh*t started just like this. STL is a great city with good people (and bad).~~And all of u that are here to defend your friends, stop and take a second b4 u call all of the haters on this site computer nerds w/ no life. B/C the way I see it is that you some how find your way to this site to read all the post, so what does that make you?

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  23. June 18, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Jason says:

    WOW! I went to high school with this girl. She must have had a sugar daddy give her a makeover because that girl was hideous in her teens! She had this short ass hair and these elephant ears- scary! The worst part was what we all knew and laughed about….she smelled like a dead person’s BO. We knew she was from Europe but we also thought that they used deodorant there. I guess she is finally trying to get the attention she never got in high school. It also looks like she has beet throwing up her food since then because she had a fat ass back then.

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  24. June 19, 2008 at 8:58 am

    LOL Jason says:

    Yo dude, she still has those DUMBO ass ears + a little extra cottage cheese. I hear she likes the “Alabama black snake” and lots of it. Can’t wait to hear the responses to this comment. Bring it on. Hmm, let me guess, computer nerd, or even better, I was rejected buy you or one of your slutty ass friends. Come w/ something original girls. The hiding behind your computer sh*t is kinda getting old.

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  25. June 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    KarenSTL says:

    ha…that is so funny. Girls, don’t worry…I actually “dated” Jason for a very SHORT while, and by “SHORT” I think we all know what I’m referring to. He is so pathetically small I heard he actually started dating teenagers. Look for him on “TO CATCH A PREDATOR” this week. Don’t get mad at him, it’s really not his fault. He’s kind of retarded.

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  26. June 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    KarenSTL says:

    P.S. to the girls in the photo..PLEASE don’t listen to a word any of these social rejects are saying…you are sooooooooooooooooo beautiful and everyone knows it. If you weren’t, this douchebag wouldn’t have wasted his time posting your photo.

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  27. June 19, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    REtard says:

    How could you know which Jason that is and if you went to school with him? I mean…are you really that retarded that you can’t even create a better story than that? You knew him….??? Do you have any idea how many Jasons there are you simple minded b*tch?

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  28. June 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    u r the retard says:

    um… think about this REtard, how many jasons know these girls, went to high school with her and would post on here? reread that post and think about it for a bit you f*cking dumbass.

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  29. June 19, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    KarenSTL says:

    Good one REtard…come up with something original. Please don’t waste my time by regurgitating exactly what I just said…ok dumbass?

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  30. June 20, 2008 at 6:07 am

    KarenSTL says:

    I’d like to apologize for the two comments before mine…I just found out that Jason no longer dates teenagers…he was even too small for them. So, he’s moved onto dudes. They were the only thing tight enough for his dwarf d!ck. So I’m sorry for their rude comments…they were just trying to stick up for their gay lover..can’t blame’m.

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  31. June 23, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    getalife says:

    she’s an amazing person. all of you sitting @ your computers, picking her apart are poorly mistaken. she is a hard worker, a great student, a faithful friend and girlfriend to her ONE and ONLY boyfriend (no jersey on his back!) she is absolutely beautiful and i will disagree with all of the negativity on this page. the little green monster (aka jealousy) seems to have gotten the best of all of you. i feel sorry for you and your poor self-esteem. life must be really great (sarcasm here) if you have to pick apart others to make yourself feel like a more worthwhile human being. get a life.

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  32. June 26, 2008 at 8:47 am

    precious says:

    I dont think any of us on here are ripping this girl to make ourselves feel better. I think she is getting ripped to put her in her place. She constantly talks trash on me and alot of my girlfriends. She thinks she is so VIP. How can a broke ass person who still lives at home with her parents be VIP anywhere? She uses people, especially guys, to get what she wants. Keep pretending you are special.

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  33. June 26, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    KarenSTL says:

    Wow, Precious, so that makes a lot sense…have you ever heard the saying “two wrongs don’t make a right”? or is that too oldschool for ya. Have you ever heard of “treat others the way you would like to be treated”? You are showing your true colors when you have to “rip” on others to prove your point. Who cares if she thinks she’s VIP…she’s out with her friends enjoying life…isn’t that what we all should be doing??? Who cares if she thinks she’s beautiful…isn’t that the way WE SHOULD ALL feel about OURSELVES???? I know this is probably a little too deep for all of you shallow people out there, but I thought I’d give it a shot.

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  34. June 27, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    really? says:

    i wholeheartedly agree with karenstl..that is how it should be. but in THIS case, i have to agree with precious too. this girl really does need a reality check. and a lot of people agree. obviously. i know her and i know her friends…her friends are absolute dolls but she makes it a point, a POINT to not be friendly to others. guy or girl. and that makes her really ugly. she’s got a pretty face but that doesn’t get you far. and she needs to know that.

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  35. June 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    thelou says:

    Karen, have you ever heard the saying “what goes around comes around”?? Obviously it’s stupid when girls get caddy and put other people down for no reason other than their own insecurities but you know, others really could use a reality check. Can you honestly say you don’t know girls or guys like that? This girl talks sh*t on so many people she doesn’t even know. Here’s another saying for you (since you seem to be so fond of them) “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks.” And btw, there’s a difference between confidence and conceitedness or is that too deep for you?

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  36. June 30, 2008 at 8:43 am

    shut it says:

    Hey karenstl shut the f*ck up with your preaching. This site is what it is. You’re not going to change people’s opinions about this chick’s looks or personality- bc she is a sh*t talking egotistical b*tch who looks like skeletor in the face and a hippo from the waist down. People wouldn’t post half the sh*t they do on her pics if she wasn’t such a raging conceited b*tch. Everyone who knows her knows she is only “vip” bc of her friend- who I don’t even have to name bc everyone knows what I’m talking about and can’t disagree.

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  37. July 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    sad says:

    i know her and i know that she may come off a bit…wrong. but here’s a thought. i think everyone should keep in mind that she is 1. absolutely beautiful. thats a fact..and if youve seen her, you know it’s true. 2. she’s 22…and she gets a lot of attention. what girl especially at that age isn’t going to be little big headed. bottom line is that she is an absolute sweetheart to her friends and family. she has a big heart and she is extremely caring. i wish her the best.

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  38. July 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    morelikepathetic says:

    so “sad,” what you’re saying is, she is pretty, 22 and big headed. Um… thanks for covering the bases for us. We all know she is big headed and self centered and that’s what the topic has been in most of the posts. Although, I don’t think ppl really agree w/u in the whole she is “beautiful” dept.

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  39. July 2, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    agree says:

    I agree with shut it. I know what “friend” u r talking about and ur right but that girl is stupid for hanging out with cankle b*tch.

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  40. July 4, 2008 at 2:46 am

    ATLAST says:

    So glad this retarded bit** made it on here ! IT’s about time! I’m soooo sick of watching this train wreck walk into places like she owns the place. I know for a fact that she just dropped out of school to be a full time wannabe VIP. How sad….this b**ch forgets that the true VIPs in STL are the successful ones who have a goal in life. She is a nobody who only feels important b/c she is known at the club. Why do you think they made up the term- club rat? Get a clue and some class! So sad how things get to pplz heads and make them think crazy a** sh*t. She has no clue how long we’ve been making fun of her gross body ( we know you throw up!!!) She goes up and down with weight like it’s her job. Also…we love it when Dumbo comes out to play…by the way…why don’t they make skiny jeans for girls w/ cankles?
    Because they will look like bootcut !

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  41. July 5, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    cforcankles says:

    this chick has never bought a bottle much less a round of shots to save her life. it’s pathetic. she’s not vip. anywhere.

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  42. July 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    whoof says:

    the girl to the right looks like a bulldog

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  43. July 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Merce says:

    She needs to be a hall of shamer ! We need a name for her !

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  44. July 7, 2008 at 3:00 am

    ArJ says:

    The case here is simple. You know when you have a friend that you hang out with and she brings around her friends who absolutely suck ….Monika is that friend. You can’t get rid of the bitch w/o making your friend mad. Unfortunately

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  45. July 9, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Hilarious! says:

    This site is great! About time snobby b*tches whom think they are the sh*t get called out! Hello, we all live in STL…no one here is V-I-f*cking-P. Not this chick and not her friends so please do us all a favor and quit acting like it. You are not Paris Hilton or anything remotely close! Life does not revolve around the clubs or which baseball player you slept with. Grow up and if you don’t like these comments, then loose the b*tchy attitude and be nice to everyone, not just your “click”. Then maybe the bashing will stop.

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  46. July 10, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    ej says:

    hilarious, first of all- it’s pathetic that you would say no one is vip here in stl. Especially since you live here. I’ve often heard ppl who are not satisfied with themselves or their lives look for fulfillment in other places. Like the street corner, b*tch. You sound bitter that this chick’s not nice to you which seems more like your problem. Why don’t you grow up and stop talkin’ sh*t about girls you don’t even know. And sorry to burst your bubble, but nobody in their right mind is an aspiring “Paris Hilton.” But it’s nice to know you put her on such a high pedestal. Trash.

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