Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | June 23rd, 2008

Can someone say Dirty Gregshakes…my guess is that Heidi Montag just watches. Spencer, stop petting Perez’s wrist hairs in public. It is official- The first Douche family of the United States. I decided.
Peaches says:
Is she a midget?
to PeachesJon Cruz says:
Second that. I thought she was a taller lanky broad, like at least 5’7 or so. I guess the big screen does make everyone appear larger than they are.
to Jon CruzE-dub says:
two b*tches and a 100k douchbag…why do people give heidi and spencer the time of day? Hey maybe if paparazzi would stop following we would finally never hear about them again…
to E-dubLeRoy says:
Oh Lawdy, that is ho lotta ugly right there, ho lotta ugly
to LeRoyeastside says:
SPENCER PRATT IS THE F**KIN MAN!!
to eastsideAnonymous says:
heidi is 5’3″
to AnonymousNikki says:
If he’s making $100k per appearance, why can’t he afford new shoes?
Perez is losing weight because he heard Nik Richie doesn’t like fat girls. I decided.
to Nikkidirtnasty says:
spence kinda resembles ross perot….oerez is a mexican lizard woman, and heidi looks like she wakes up everyday and wraps herself in reynolds wrap
to dirtnastybc says:
I’d put it in her butt… with a paper bag over her ugly mug.
to bcKool Hizzle says:
my god she is little.
to Kool HizzleDoucheBagKillah says:
Weren’t there supposed to be four Horsemen of the Apacalypse? I only see three… I guess Perez counts as two…
to DoucheBagKillahbrody says:
How could you not appear to be little ,, next to that Perez thing with the freakishly laaarge head
to brodydamn says:
DAMN, she’s a midget! I didn’t know horses came in that size!
to damnkngyayo says:
Spencer’s shoes don’t match his shirt, weird style but i will give him a little props for having those jordans. only good thing about about the pic is the shoes
to kngyayoRandal P says:
See the puppet strings attached to Heidi? She is not real. Her head is empty just like her stomach (bulemia), her snatch (not gettin any), her zoloft bottle (refill needed), the education section on her resume, her wedding finger, her day planner, and her life. SHE IS A MEDIA CREATION WITH ZERO TALENT stop caring and start hating.
to Randal PDustin says:
PEREZ ‘Don’t call me Mario Lavenderia’ HILTON has one HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ugly head! Someone lynch this mother-fister!
to Dustin- says:
i think Mario has such a huge dome due to birth defects caused by his mother’s ingestion of copious amounts of vodka, coke, and jizz! Viva la Meth-face!
to -OC gal says:
Ha ha “damn”…maybe she’s a *mini horse*. Though the only question is whether or not she prefers Rob or Big to ride her.
to OC galmullet hunter says:
IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!
to mullet hunter